FabSwingers.com forum: Sex

By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you meet somebody from here is sex the go to subject or are you just friendly and talk about anything and everything have a laugh or is it straight out get your dick on the table let me measure it........ Serious question here

I tend to start with Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, and a smile.

I might try Slap it out and giz a gander then ! another time Fred

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

I tend to start with Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, and a smile.

I might try Slap it out and giz a gander then ! another time Fred"
lol do you get your linx can out just in case?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

East Sussex

We just talk about everything and anything since the 'incident' in Starbucks with the sausage roll and the choca mocha soy milk venti cappuamericanocinni.

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

"We just talk about everything and anything since the 'incident' in Starbucks with the sausage roll and the choca mocha soy milk venti cappuamericanocinni."
lol

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.

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By *ex HolesMan
36 weeks ago

Up North

If I’m not chaffing a ladies cabbage within the first 5mins then I usually report her for being fake then block

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Immediate sex talk with a stranger is a total turn off.

Normal chat, a little flirty banter and then if the times right maybe some sexy talk.

Mrs

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina."

It's raining where I am again

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By *mmaleiaWoman
36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

If a man can hold a conversation without being crass, he’s pretty much drawn me in

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.

It's raining where I am again

Cool, cool. Are you free for a quickie?

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Opening line.

"Soooo... been busy today?"

Hang on a minute. I say the same thing to taxi drivers within 3ft of setting off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina."

I am very sorry Vag.

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.

It's raining where I am again

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Really get me a bucket full

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Theirs a hosepipe ban in Dorset already

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Alternatively I'll start with and this is a good test of compatibility.

"Do you find it acceptable that i brush my teeth in the shower?"

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.

I am very sorry Veg. "
You hungry granny

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

My "go to subject" is sometimes instigated by the woman if I'm meeting them, because by then we've already flirted sufficiently via messaging and ruffled our plumages during voice calls.

We'll chat about everything and anything, such as art or music or food or the injustices of life, but sex is usually the lowest hanging fruit and this comes to the fore. I suppose it happens this way because, like me, they're also not here to play TiddlyWinks or discuss knitting or embroidery.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm only here for sex chat and sex, no interest in anything other than those two things. Can't stand when people see me as more than a vagina.

It's raining where I am again

Cool, cool. Are you free for a quickie?"

Can't today, sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If they aren’t making me scream their name within the first two minutes I’m planning my exit.

I leave detailed instructions with a trusted friend to phone me with an elaborate emergent problem within five minutes as my way to absolutely not waste any time on the time wasters of Fab who want chat and drinks before getting to sex.

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By *nnCeeWoman
36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Alternatively I'll start with and this is a good test of compatibility.

"Do you find it acceptable that i brush my teeth in the shower?""

Whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't leave the toothpaste remains on the shower door/curtain...

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By *2000ManMan
36 weeks ago

Worthing

Just the usual chat I'd do on any social. Anything else is a bonus.

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By *ealitybitesMan
36 weeks ago

Belfast

Sex is the last thing on the agenda.

I don't talk about sex with anyone I haven't had sex with.

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By *ex HolesMan
36 weeks ago

Up North

If we’re talking that means she’s not sucking

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By *indaDILFlikeMan
36 weeks ago

wirral

If you slapped your dick on the table I'd say there's a 99.9% chance you will get a drink chucked at you.

Saying that though, they could be that 00.01% person who'll drag you into bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero

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By *partharmonyCouple
36 weeks ago

Ruislip

We talk about all sorts. A conversation only about sex isn't going to be very interesting for long.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Central

I'm affable but I'd not get into extensive discussions, other than friendly chat and flirtatious engagement. And I'd edge into sexual activities fairly promptly, especially if I don't see them as a date

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

"If we’re talking that means she’s not sucking "
lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
36 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I'd build up slowly. Definetly wouldn't go straight on to sex talk

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

It's very rare I talk about sex, even on here. I don't mind getting a little suggestive if I am on the build up to a meet with someone I have already met. I personally find it's a little weird to talk about it if you don't know someone's body.

I personally find the most effective time to talk dirty is when I whisper it in her ear just before the clothes come off.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anything and everything.

Even if the chat does eventually turn to sex I'm generally positively shit at reading the 'can we stop talking now and just go bang?' hints.

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Anything and everything.

Even if the chat does eventually turn to sex I'm generally positively shit at reading the 'can we stop talking now and just go bang?' hints.

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nice socks

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero

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If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a

then that's perfectly fine with me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Of course it is. But it’s not ALL the conversation.

In fact, one of the funnest nights out recently, and I couldn’t even tell you what we talked about.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero

•

If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a

then that's perfectly fine with me.

Have to see if the gorgeous Rosemary would join us (though her voice is somewhat grating!)

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By *lfa RomeoMan
36 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

I like to start with talking about the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero "

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London

"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero

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If we can both talk about the mild mannered janitor over a

then that's perfectly fine with me.

Have to see if the gorgeous Rosemary would join us (though her voice is somewhat grating!)

Won't sarge feel left out?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
36 weeks ago

London

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero "

I'm exactly the same. He's just so suave and seductive.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

You offering gorgeous? FAF?

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By *obilebottomMan
36 weeks ago

All over

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

If they do, they don’t talk about it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

I'm exactly the same. He's just so suave and seductive.

I know…

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.

It depends if you're using Delia circa 1977 in How to Cook as the yardstick?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

You offering gorgeous? FAF?

Get your coat, spiky heels, cuffs, corset and other sex stuff, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”"

Haha. Victory burger.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

You offering gorgeous? FAF?

Get your coat, spiky heels, cuffs, corset and other sex stuff, you've pulled.

Ooofffttt

I’m on my way

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

Haha. Victory burger.

Furry or otherwise ?

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.

Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

Haha. Victory burger.

Furry or otherwise ? "

No fur here…

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.

Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.

Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies "

No.

(Philistine).

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

Haha. Victory burger.

Furry or otherwise ? "

Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.

Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order

He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

Haha. Victory burger.

Furry or otherwise ?

Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny. "

I did wonder… I might start using that one

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's likes edging ^

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By *achig11Man
36 weeks ago

Manchester

So how long do we all wait

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"She's likes edging ^"

Shush… that’s a secret

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"The only person I talk about sex with is Nero

Though I understand that a Big Mac is more satisfying

Post coital Big Mac’s are my favourite. I get hungry after “the sex”

Haha. Victory burger.

Furry or otherwise ?

Someone once called the food cravings, I had afterwards a victory burger. I always found it funny. "

That’s a good shout. I get hungry afterwards too but calling it ‘the munchies’ is wrong but same idea

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.

Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order

He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.

He’s a sassy one that Nero

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

"So how long do we all wait "

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Until you are invited dear fellow. A woman can never be rushed, otherwise you will curdle the cream in her Baileys Martini from your impatience. Your turn will come, lest the sands of time run no more in the hourglass of temptation.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
36 weeks ago

ashford

Chat everything! As allways have just a social first! I can chat for England though! X

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Wait. What?

People here meet for sex?

Crikey.

We are only meeting for a critical appraisal as to whether Delia's recipes are still relevant to today's culinary palate.

Can they get thrown in those air fryer thingies

No.

(Philistine). "

Deserved

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
36 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Confounded! I have a hankering for a Burger now! LíttlèBírd, horizontal, between two sesame seeds buns, lettuce, pickles, relish and a slice of Gouda. Served with a side order of Spinster.

Spinster is not… I repeat not a side order

He couldn't tackle a full on me, so he's trying to edge a side in.

He’s a sassy one that Nero

I'd say he's more Dandelion & Burdock than Sasparilla.

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Chat everything! As allways have just a social first! I can chat for England though! X"
me two

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"My go to subjects are TiddlyWinks, knitting and embroidery - guess that means I won't be meeting Nero

True that.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

get the coffee and a tape measure - want to know what I'm letting myself in for and if its a FAB measurement or the real deal!

can you reach the table

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By *ucka39Man
36 weeks ago

Newcastle

It all boils down to the in-depth conversation via messages then in person I prefer to get to know them personally, whatever that maybe a gentleman never reveals is secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Just go with the flow...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Talk about everything imaginable

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

That’s all I do. … I only talk about it!

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By *etal and KinkMan
36 weeks ago

Malice

Not a clue. I think I shouldn't go straight to the sex talk but then you talk to someone who's just about that. Then you go straight to the sex talk and the woman you're talking to isn't about that. I would never got straight to talking about sex, so on this site I'm clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Ok while I accept there's creepy men on here who only want to talk vulgar towards women that puts them off I would say a lot of men approach women with respect on here but they get ignored so I know certain women are capping at the moment

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Ok while I accept there's creepy men on here who only want to talk vulgar towards women that puts them off I would say a lot of men approach women with respect on here but they get ignored so I know certain women are capping at the moment"

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Totally irrelevant remark that has no bearing on what the OP is talking about. In fact it's completely incongruous to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Let's talk about sex baby

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By *TG3 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester

Exactly lets talk sex or not

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Let's talk about sex baby"

Oh I’m now humming that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I had a conversation on here once

*Glow looks wistful, staring to the horizon.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

•

Totally irrelevant remark that has no bearing on what the OP is talking about. In fact it's completely incongruous to this thread."
no its not

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By *uicy PumpkinWoman
36 weeks ago

Narberth

I don't discuss sex with anyone I haven't decided I want to have sex with.

So normal talk until I like them enough to want more.

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By *ellhungvweMan
36 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Immediate sex talk with a stranger is a total turn off.

Normal chat, a little flirty banter and then if the times right maybe some sexy talk.

Mrs "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If I am meeting someone I am not taking about sex, I am having sex.

It's not a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

My first question is usually ‘do you speak Spanish?’ And I go from there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"My first question is usually ‘do you speak Spanish?’ And I go from there"

Sí

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table

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36 weeks ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"Serious answer. We've had a couple of very awkward social meets where men (it was always men) talked very loudly about sex stuff. So, unless we were somewhere private very obvious sex talk is off the table "

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I tend to find on here, just a normal chilled out conversation till SHE says she wants to meet. Within 5 mins of meeting, we both know if we want to be shagging. Then she usually call out to God a lot for some reason

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what? "

Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?

Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild

I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"My first question is usually ‘do you speak Spanish?’ And I go from there

Sí"
que hacemos ahora ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"My first question is usually ‘do you speak Spanish?’ And I go from there

Sí que hacemos ahora ?

Sentado en el sofá

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?

Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild

I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"

I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?

Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild

I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"

I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays

I have to say "ding-a-ling" because I come over all funny if I use the P-word

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
36 weeks ago

East Sussex

Could you not communicate with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink and a bit of you-know-what?

Tried it but when I got to the ' how's your father' and ' slap and tickle' bit it sent them wild

I was going to mention the "how's-your-father" but I was worried you'd think "ooooo-errrr missus"

I'm very broad minded like that so no need to worry. I can even mouth "down below" without blushing nowadays

I have to say "ding-a-ling" because I come over all funny if I use the P-word

I once consulted a GP who referred to my 'front bottom '

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By *icecouple561Couple
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36 weeks ago

East Sussex

^^ and that isn't a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Fab is about sex. If someone doesn't want to talk about sex I would defer to a cuppa and a chat about what's really going on in their life. X

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

It all about the sex , I am not wasting my time talking about it on meet.

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By *agondaMan
35 weeks ago

Witterings

"Alternatively I'll start with and this is a good test of compatibility.

"Do you find it acceptable that i brush my teeth in the shower?""

That depends on what you brush them with

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