FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpet.

By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

Cheese and coleslaw (cheese has to melt with the heat of the crumpet and not under a grill) is the very best crumpet topping.

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By *eliWoman
39 weeks ago

Strongly disagree.

Really good butter and toasted over an open fire or under a grill. Slightly cooled but not too much. Not undercooked, hate a pale soggy anaemic looking thing.

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By *empest2KMan
39 weeks ago

Derby

I like my tasty crumpets with butter and golden syrup, but they sometimes moan that it's a bit sticky

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By *aters139Man
39 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Strongly disagree.

Really good butter and toasted over an open fire or under a grill. Slightly cooled but not too much. Not undercooked, hate a pale soggy anaemic looking thing.

This is the correct answer (not just golden but slightly crunchy in too though)

...what the hell...coleslaw and golden syrup?!

There's debauchery and then there things that should be considered human rights violations!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
39 weeks ago

Coventry

"Strongly disagree.

Really good butter and toasted over an open fire or under a grill. Slightly cooled but not too much. Not undercooked, hate a pale soggy anaemic looking thing.

This is the correct answer (not just golden but slightly crunchy in too though)

...what the hell...coleslaw and golden syrup?!

There's debauchery and then there things that should be considered human rights violations!"

definitely crunchy with cold butter and a pinch of salt

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By *ookie46Woman
39 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I like my crumpets with a little crunch and covered in butter with Marmite

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By *uri00620Woman
39 weeks ago

Croydon

Butter, Marmite & cheese is the answer here.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
39 weeks ago

louth

The only good crumpet is the one in the bin!

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By *aters139Man
39 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Butter, Marmite & cheese is the answer here."

Wrong*

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By *J the bullMan
39 weeks ago

Washington

"Strongly disagree.

Really good butter and toasted over an open fire or under a grill. Slightly cooled but not too much. Not undercooked, hate a pale soggy anaemic looking thing.

Love this but discover the delight of toasted crumpet with onion chutney and mature cheddar melted over it as a delicious snack recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"I like my crumpets with a little crunch and covered in butter with Marmite

Hmmm. I could go with marmite under my cheese and coleslaw…

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Toasted and then spread with butter and golden syrup (which seeps through it)

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

I just put butter on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Peanut butter

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
39 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

You had me worried with the thread title, I thought we’d lost Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"You had me worried with the thread title, I thought we’d lost Granny

She didn’t like me putting cheese and coleslaw on her

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Anyone that puts anything other than butter on a crumpet needs to turn themselves in.

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By *aizyWoman
39 weeks ago

west midlands

I agree with Coyote and Meli!

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By *TG3Man
39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I agree with Coyote and Meli and Fred!

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and me

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By *nidely WhiplashMan
39 weeks ago

Derby

Cheese, red onion and chorizo

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Anyone that puts anything other than butter on a crumpet needs to turn themselves in. "

This

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By *arley QuimWoman
39 weeks ago

Somewhere

Butter, butter, and more butter. Wait for the 1st lot to sink in then repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"You had me worried with the thread title, I thought we’d lost Granny

Phew glad it wasn't just me that thought that

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By *elloWoman
39 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Crumpets are something bus drivers and bus conducts tall about in a lewd way

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By *ags73Man
39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Butter, butter, and more butter. Wait for the 1st lot to sink in then repeat "

You like butter.

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By *arley QuimWoman
39 weeks ago

Somewhere

Butter, butter, and more butter. Wait for the 1st lot to sink in then repeat

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By *uriousscouserWoman
39 weeks ago

Wirral

Lime marmalade and smushed up blueberries (if you don't smush them up they just roll off). Absolute god-tier crumpet topping.

Though I do also like meat paste on my crumpets so what the hell do I know?

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By *amie HantsWoman
39 weeks ago

Atlantis

Loads and loads of butter and jam

Although the marmalade and blueberry thing above sounds 10/10 so I’m going to add lime marmalade to my shopping list

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By *avexxMan
39 weeks ago

cheshire

just butter for me plenty of it till it runs down your chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
39 weeks ago

"Anyone that puts anything other than butter on a crumpet needs to turn themselves in. "

Will I get cuffed?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone that puts anything other than butter on a crumpet needs to turn themselves in. "

100%

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By *ife NinjaMan
39 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Butter....and they're pikeletts

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By *uriousscouserWoman
39 weeks ago

Wirral

"Loads and loads of butter and jam

Although the marmalade and blueberry thing above sounds 10/10 so I’m going to add lime marmalade to my shopping list

You'll not regret it!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan
39 weeks ago

Londontown

"Butter, Marmite & cheese is the answer here."

This.....

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
39 weeks ago

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That is crazy! Tbf I’ve only ever had crumpets with butter on them

and of course toasted!

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By *ansoffateMan
39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Nonsense, put the coleslaw etc back in the fridge.

You put good quality butter on a crumpet, when it has been toasted to perfection.

You allow it to cool just slightly first so that there is a texture profile to the butter rather than it just getting saturated and soggy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

With smashed avocado and a poached egg

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Morello cherry jam.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
39 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Cheese and coleslaw (cheese has to melt with the heat of the crumpet and not under a grill) is the very best crumpet topping. "

Oh no, coleslaw is not a good food at the moment. Does not make my mouth happy at all and would entirely ruin said crumpet.

Just real salted butter, properly melted in. Delicious.

MrsAbz

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By *ucka39Man
39 weeks ago

Newcastle

In the middle of two slices of toast topped with bacon, fried egg sausages fried tomato

crunch

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By *parkle1974Woman
39 weeks ago

Leeds

Just butter on mine x

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By *uri00620Woman
39 weeks ago

Croydon

"Butter, Marmite & cheese is the answer here.

This.....

How is this not more of a thing? Genuinely gobsmacked!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
39 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Baked beans and cheese or peanut butter and bananas..

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By *ucka39Man
39 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Just butter on mine x"

Brand

variety of butter

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By *essiCouple
39 weeks ago

suffolk

"Just butter on mine x"

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
39 weeks ago

Ipswich

Butter

Cheese

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By *obilebottomMan
39 weeks ago

All over

Well d9ne, bit of butter and drizzled honey, yum yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Ah crumpets! The gluten-intolerant carbaholic’s kryptonite! ……sigh.!

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Me just butter and lots of it and the wife likes butter and strawberry jam on hers.. I'm hungry now

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
39 weeks ago

Reading

Butter and a good strawberry jam

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
39 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Marmite and cheese. Come at me!

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By *rill PhilMan
39 weeks ago

Crediton

Nice and crispy, loads of butter, loads of Marmite.

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By *olf and RedCouple
39 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Almost burnt so crispy, slightly cooled so the butter doesn’t all melt straight away.

Red

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By *oody89Man
39 weeks ago

melton mowbray

Well cooked and salted butter for me

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