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Worst Song Lyric Ever

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By *heLongTongue OP Man
38 weeks ago

boston

Morning all, just having a retro Spotify morning and there’s some pretty crap lyrics out there so this mornings question is …

What’s the worst song lyric you’ve ever heard?

Some of us will remember the drone of “No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limits” from 2Unlimited back in the day which admittedly is a little lacking in creativity but does that make it crap?

My own favourite nomination for the worst song lyric of all time would have to be Snap from the 90s and the immortal lines

“I’m serious as cancer when I say Rythm is a Dancer”

What you got people?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
38 weeks ago

The Continental

Prodigy - “smack my bitch up”

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By *heLongTongue OP Man
38 weeks ago

boston

"Prodigy - “smack my bitch up”"

I suggested to ex wife when we got married that it was my choice for first dance at the wedding….. it went downhill after that….

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By *r TriomanMan
38 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Woman in the Wall by The Beautiful South; maybe the worst lyrics but certainly disturbing.

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By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

Gary Glitter - you wanna be in my gang

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If I was a sculptor.

But then again, no.

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By *ltrMan
38 weeks ago

sheffield

So, your girlfriend throws a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

I like big butt's sir mix a lot

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie

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By *ean counterMan
38 weeks ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

She loves you yeah yeah yeah, she loves you yeah yeah yeah, she loves you yeah yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By *ack and MiriCouple
38 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Des'ree life lyrics have always annoyed me for some reason rhyming ghost, most and toast really grinds my gears.

I'm afraid of the dark

Especially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Agadoo doo doo

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By *oboticscrabbleMan
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Des'ree life lyrics have always annoyed me for some reason rhyming ghost, most and toast really grinds my gears.

I'm afraid of the dark

Especially when I'm in a park

And there's no one else around

Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news"

We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I’m as serious as cancer

When I say rhythm is a dance.

I love that song and is a banging tune, but those lyrics are awful.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

"Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey

Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky

Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck"

Rain is a good thing - Luke Bryan, this song irritates me.

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000Man
38 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun nonetheless)

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By *nnCeeWoman
38 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Crazy Frog? Ding ding ding ding... ad infinitum...

Eifel65? I'm blue ba-dab-a-dee... and so on and so forth...

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

Boys boys boys

Boys boys boys

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Isn’t it des’ree

‘Thought I saw a ghost, had a piece of toast’ lyric?

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

fabland

Don’t want no short dick men - CJ Dee

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By *heLongTongue OP Man
38 weeks ago

boston

"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun

nonetheless)

"

Hold your back for the rhythym attack

Coming down on the floor like a maniac

Hold your track so clean up the dish

By the way

How much is the fish?

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By *oomlMan
38 weeks ago

Fareham

Baby shark de de de de de da

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading

"If I was a sculptor.

But then again, no."

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I'm Blue da da de da da da ta da da da da da.......

Listen to the song and replace the word Blue with Shite.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
38 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun

nonetheless)

Hold your back for the rhythym attack

Coming down on the floor like a maniac

Hold your track so clean up the dish

By the way

How much is the fish?"

HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
38 weeks ago

peterborough

That new Arsenal song, ffs, words written by a 11 year old.

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun

nonetheless)

Hold your back for the rhythym attack

Coming down on the floor like a maniac

Hold your track so clean up the dish

By the way

How much is the fish?

HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius

"

I'd also add

Encore, Hardcore

Rock you down to the floor

Posse saw ya on the border

Jungle jumper under order

Every minute, every hour, got the power

Take a shower, brand stuff

Screaming Lord, wicked and tough!

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By *reffnimanMan
38 weeks ago

Donegal/dublin/ berkshire

Thin Lizzy.. tonight there's goin' to be a jailbreak somewhere in this town...Il take a wide guess.eh the jail

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By *ensuallover1000Man
38 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun

nonetheless)

Hold your back for the rhythym attack

Coming down on the floor like a maniac

Hold your track so clean up the dish

By the way

How much is the fish?

HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius

I'd also add

Encore, Hardcore

Rock you down to the floor

Posse saw ya on the border

Jungle jumper under order

Every minute, every hour, got the power

Take a shower, brand stuff

Screaming Lord, wicked and tough!"

I wonder just how long it took Baxxter to come up with these profound lyrics?

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By *aizyWoman
38 weeks ago

west midlands

I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer… Are we human or are we dancer? The Killers, Human, never understood these lyrics, and hated the song!

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Surprised no one has mentioned Red Hot Chilli Peppers. This is from Get On Top.

Gorilla cunt illa

Sammy D and Salmonella

Come with me 'cause I'm an ass killer

You're ill but I'm iller

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By *heel markMan
38 weeks ago

beside the sea

"Boys boys boys

Boys boys boys

"

The song may be shite ,but the video....

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
38 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"That new Arsenal song, ffs, words written by a 11 year old. "

"North London forever,

Whatever the weather,

These streets are our own,

And my heart will leave you never,

My blood will forever,

Run through the stone..."

Not only is it a pile of absolute cringe, but contains a blatant lie in the very 1st line

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By *aters139Man
38 weeks ago

Sheffield

Oh god...the only choice...

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window.

Guess that's why they call it window pane."

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By *aters139Man
38 weeks ago

Sheffield

"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:

‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane

It must be Dave who's on the train

Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha

Tell 'em that I told ya

Yeah!!!!’

(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun nonetheless)

"

In the same vein....

"Yeah, Lorry said she was a mouse

Smoked that cheesn' like a baoz

Monilie, money, money hoe

Chinga, chinga, chinga-flow

Lorry was a witch

Yeah, a sneaky little bitch

So fuck that little mouse

'Cause I'm an Albatraoz"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

""Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey

Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky

Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck"

Rain is a good thing - Luke Bryan, this song irritates me.

Mrs "

I like this song.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I keep tropical fish.

Down my underpants.

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By *lder budweiserMan
38 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

I wish that I could fly,

So very high,

Up in the sky...

Just like a dragonfly

Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away

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By *uriousscouserWoman
38 weeks ago

Wirral

What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

Can't remember what the song was called but I remember that line.

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By *ocktailkatie84Woman
38 weeks ago

Loonytown

Come on

I'm shining like a diamond in the Dark,

I'm floating like a Lion in the Ark.

Liam Gallagher utter pish

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"That new Arsenal song, ffs, words written by a 11 year old.

"North London forever,

Whatever the weather,

These streets are our own,

And my heart will leave you never,

My blood will forever,

Run through the stone..."

Not only is it a pile of absolute cringe, but contains a blatant lie in the very 1st line

"

As a gooner you have to understand I will defend but I am intrigued to know what is a lie in the first line

‘As I walk these streets alone, through this borough I call home’

Perhaps he wasn’t alone in the borough of Islington?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

‘Two lovers missing the tranquility of Solitude ‘

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By *rill PhilMan
38 weeks ago

Crediton

I can't believe no one has mentioned 'Friday' by Rebecca Black!

That is an entire song that shows you how to not write a song!

That said, I'm a songwriter and sometimes it is funny to intentionally write really terrible lyrics.

I'll give you an example from my repertoire...

"... I'm stuck here in my car, I don't know where I are. I need to get home soon, so I can feed my Chihuahua."

That is an actual line from a song I wrote about 15 years ago. Clearly it is shit! Yet I still think it is one of the best lyrics I've ever written because it is so incredibly stupid!

For one thing, I have never had any kind of dog! And if I did I certainly wouldn't have a Chihuahua!

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By *luebell888Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Home grown Aligator, see you later. I would say this was pretty awful

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
38 weeks ago

Debauchery

“If I could wear your clothes, I’d pretend I was you”. En vogue - “Don’t Let Go”

Absolute stalker vibes that.. although there maybe some on here who are in to that kind of thing? *shrugs

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Giant steps are what you take

Walking on the moon

I hope my legs don't break

Walking on the moon

Absolutely shit lyrics by The Police.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"

Answer: The Spice Girls, in the tip!

God, I could never stand them.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

There's a Stereophonics song that suggests someone has a baby in their belly...Really!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Two little boys had two little toys Rolf Harris

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By *cotty_01ukMan
38 weeks ago

birmingham

"There's a Stereophonics song that suggests someone has a baby in their belly...Really!"

Total recall

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