FabSwingers.com forum: First message Do's and Dont's..

By *ichBrumLad OP Man
42 weeks ago

Birmingham

Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.

Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
42 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Worst is cock pic without ever talking or the when can we meet. Without even saying hi or finding out if you even get on or are out type xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

FAF is the best. 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Do send a plethora of cock pics.

Do avoid verbosity. In fact, keep it succinct. Nothing more than faf?

Do ask how they’re getting on with fab. That’s a question no one asks and you’ll stand out.

Do explain in extremely vivid detail everything on your to do list including them in the explanation.

Do send a marriage proposal.

Send at least five messages. Especially if not one of them has been replied to. Add more if you see they have binned your previous messages.

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

The ones that tell you in detail what they'd like to do to you in a first message is a definite no no for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

The funky chicken.

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Do

The funky chicken."

It's funky gibbon, Pete

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Do

The funky chicken.

It's funky gibbon, Pete"

Pete Gibbons?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Do

The funky chicken.

It's funky gibbon, Pete

Pete Gibbons?"

No one will get that.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
42 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Do

The funky chicken."

Damn you ! Blasted earworm!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Do

The funky chicken.

It's funky gibbon, Pete

Pete Gibbons?

No one will get that."

It’s time for your pills now dear

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By *parkle1974Woman
42 weeks ago

Leeds

"Do

The funky chicken."

Now I'm singing agadoo!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
42 weeks ago

Reading

"Do

The funky chicken.

It's funky gibbon, Pete"

Odd im now imagining fluffy white cats up towers. I probably need a nap.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

don't

- tell a woman she's the most beautiful woman on Fab when she hasn't uploaded any pictures

- insist you have to meet someone because of their generic item of clothing that you too can acquire less than 100 miles away from where you live

- insist that she should be impressed by your graphic sex pictures

- take the word 'educated' to mean "read Mills and Boon" and compliment her little lady brain

- open with an insult about her weight

- say you're trying to meet her because all the hot chicks are taken

- write a long piece of erotica which shows you haven't been praised for your creative writing since you were six

These are all examples that have happened to me

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By *eroLondonMan
42 weeks ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, my "Do's and Dont's" are my intellectual property (IP) and I won't be sharing it on here. They have served me well and given much pleasure and joy.

I'll give you one -Don't- though:

Do not create "First message Do's and Dont's.." threads. It smacks of greed and a stealth way to unlock the next level in "how can I better my chances on here ". It's also bad sportsmanship.

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By *arley QuimWoman
42 weeks ago

Somewhere

Don't bother with a message just skip straight to a friends request

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By *ittlebirdWoman
42 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Dear OP, my "Do's and Dont's" are my intellectual property (IP) and I won't be sharing it on here. They have served me well and given much pleasure and joy.

I'll give you one -Don't- though:

Do not create "First message Do's and Dont's.." threads. It smacks of greed and a stealth way to unlock the next level in "how can I better my chances on here ". It's also bad sportsmanship.

^^ Sassy boss level unlocked

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By *quirrel!Man
42 weeks ago

"Do

The funky chicken.

Now I'm singing agadoo!"

Come push pinappple!

(Do use cheesy lines, and flirt emojis)

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
42 weeks ago

your head

Don't send detailed fantasy messages about what you think you're going to do to me

I just had one and they are vile.

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't send detailed fantasy messages about what you think you're going to do to me

I just had one and they are vile. "

The number of times I want to take to those things with a red pen.

Fuck me. The basic mechanics of story telling.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.

Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received "

Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...

Don't be orginial, they hate that

Don't

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By *naswingdressWoman
42 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.

Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received

Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...

Don't be orginial, they hate that

Don't "

Definitely send the same copy and paste message to the same person for months at a time, not even stopping to correct the very unique typo in it which shows you've never looked at it before sending it around thousands and thousands of times

(thousands is extrapolating from one I received at least fifteen times before I blocked him, to put the poor bastard out of his misery)

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By *ikesEmBigMan
42 weeks ago

Herts

Don't do what he said but do-do what she said

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
42 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Hit me with your bests Do's and Dont's for a first message.

Bonus points if you can give us an example of one youve received

Do send a dick pick attached to copy n pasted message, the women that...

Don't be orginial, they hate that

Don't

^she loves copy n pasted really

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By *partharmonyCouple
42 weeks ago

Ruislip

Do start with "Hello".

Don't talk about sex.

Do proceed to just have a normal chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Do start with "Hello".

Don't talk about sex.

Do proceed to just have a normal chat. "

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Don't message saying you loved a profile and then doing or saying something the profile asked you not to.

Don't send a picture of your dick.

Do try and talk to them like a human being.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Don’t be a dick.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Do: tell them in graphic detail all the vile and disgusting things you’d like to do to them, tell them what a piece of shit they are.

Dont: be polite and respectful, people don’t like that.

The mr

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Read the recipient's profile and only message if you fit within their preferences (and don't send an 'innocent' compliment message to engage the recipient in chat with a view to persuading them otherwise).

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

.... and don't assume, (just because you are horned up) that it's the female part of the couple that you are talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The on trend advice is to send a message asking how they’re getting on with Fab. When that message is deleted unread, send a second message — ignore the warning Fab gives you- and proceed to write the most over the top detailed sex story starting the person — a stranger — as the main character. That’s the guaranteed knickers dropping way.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

..... before you send dick pics, remember that you are the one who is the most impressed / proud of your dick!

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By *adyluck..Woman
35 weeks ago

Calderdale

Do read your message before sending would you respond to it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Fancy a fuck?

Fuck tonight

Meet now

Hey

Dick pic

I'd advise not

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By *allandathleticMan
35 weeks ago

Asgard

"Fancy a fuck?

Fuck tonight

Meet now

Hey

Dick pic

I'd advise not

xx"

Yes

Mmm sure

Alright

Is that a request? I'm so confused.

Did I win?

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By *awpleasureMan
35 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

"The on trend advice is to send a message asking how they’re getting on with Fab. When that message is deleted unread, send a second message — ignore the warning Fab gives you- and proceed to write the most over the top detailed sex story starting the person — a stranger — as the main character. That’s the guaranteed knickers dropping way. "

This made me chuckle

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
35 weeks ago

St Leonards

I've fucked your mum amd your sister, and today's your lucky day sugar-tits!

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