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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? " Only the 2 options | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? " a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex? | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex?" That's cheating | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? a six months dry spell then 2½ years of average sex? That's cheating " Less cheating, more compromise | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? Only the 2 options " No sub menu options, speak to one of our advisors there kinda thing? No? | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? Only the 2 options No sub menu options, speak to one of our advisors there kinda thing? No? " Everyone is out of the office till Tuesday | |||
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"Will the 5 years of bad sex be bad for me or just for the people I’m having sex with? If it’s just bad for them then I’ll choose that option. " Bad sex for you | |||
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"If you don't have sex for a year can you still have some on your own?" Nope | |||
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"If you don't have sex for a year can you still have some on your own? Nope " No sex for a year it is then | |||
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"I can live without sex for a year I’m like a fuck camel. 5 years bad sex well I’m usually the one to blame so that’s not so bad. I’m struggling here what’s option 3? Only the 2 options No sub menu options, speak to one of our advisors there kinda thing? No? Everyone is out of the office till Tuesday " That’s ok I’ll hold. * hums | |||
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"Will the 5 years of bad sex be bad for me or just for the people I’m having sex with? If it’s just bad for them then I’ll choose that option. Bad sex for you " Damn it. I’m not sure what kind of new world order this is, but I pick the one year no sex. You’re a tyrant, OP. | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?" I've gone without sex for a year on numerous occasions, so I'd go for that. | |||
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"Will the 5 years of bad sex be bad for me or just for the people I’m having sex with? If it’s just bad for them then I’ll choose that option. Bad sex for you Damn it. I’m not sure what kind of new world order this is, but I pick the one year no sex. You’re a tyrant, OP. " | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? " Anything sexual | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? " And how bad is the bad sex? I’d have taken a shit shag in my two year drought | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? And how bad is the bad sex? I’d have taken a shit shag in my two year drought " It's so bad it would put you off for life | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? " Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? And how bad is the bad sex? I’d have taken a shit shag in my two year drought It's so bad it would put you off for life " Och I was hoping it was the ‘you do everything and I’ll just lie here type’ Drat. | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either?" Don’t make this worse than it already is | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year" Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D | |||
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"Another year without sex won't kill me " Come and have bad sex with me! lol x | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? Don’t make this worse than it already is " I want to know if I'm playing the game on extreme mode | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either?" No wanking | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D" Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking " Impossible! | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking " no……… | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking " You know, I think my confidence and all of a sudden take the bad sex. Imagine that | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking no………" Absolutely no sexual shenanigans at all | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? Don’t make this worse than it already is I want to know if I'm playing the game on extreme mode " Extreme Monk Mode. | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex" What's soaking? | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking You know, I think my confidence and all of a sudden take the bad sex. Imagine that" But the sex is sooooo bad it would put you off for life | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking " I'll go live in a monastery for that year then | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?" I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please? | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please?" 1 more year to go | |||
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"What's sex? As in, what's not allowed? Only hanky no panky I could probably manage the year Yeah, I thought that. But then masturbation is a form of sex. Dryhumping someone is a form of clothed sex. Phone sex is... well sex. A year would be tough going but I'd spend a good few months making up for it. :D Going full Mormon, soaking isn't sex What's soaking?" Oh Meli, my sweet Summer child... | |||
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"Does that mean no wanking either? No wanking no……… Absolutely no sexual shenanigans at all " Nah. I’d have to have a achingly dull hobby then. I don’t like these options. | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please? 1 more year to go " The option was 1 year without sex! How come I've got another year to go? | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?" Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? I've done 4 years without sex so can I have some good sex now please? 1 more year to go The option was 1 year without sex! How come I've got another year to go?" Sorry, I read your reply wrong | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? " Nah, just the wine | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? Nah, just the wine " Does it make you quite strict? | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? Nah, just the wine Does it make you quite strict?" Oh I don't need the wine to be strict | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? Nah, just the wine Does it make you quite strict? Oh I don't need the wine to be strict " That’s what I need | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? Nah, just the wine Does it make you quite strict? Oh I don't need the wine to be strict That’s what I need " The whips and chains do that | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year? Have you been at the philosophy books again, Sparkle? Nah, just the wine Does it make you quite strict? Oh I don't need the wine to be strict That’s what I need The whips and chains do that " Oh I’ll be biting my hand soon | |||
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"No sex for a year I reckon. I could do with toning the old forearms up anyway " See up thread, no wanking either. | |||
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"No sex for a year I reckon. I could do with toning the old forearms up anyway See up thread, no wanking either." Noooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Can you bank in previous non sex years, bit like being on remand? asking for a friend " That’s a good idea. I paid up all ready with the year without sex. Now time for me to enjoy the shit sex for 5 years. | |||
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"I don't think I've ever had bad sex " You are very lucky! I'm envious. I've found my exes were either nice guys/ bad or rare sex, or bad guys to me/great sex. | |||
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"No sex for a year. Tis rookie numbers compared to being married " Nail on the head here….. i like to think of it as getting ready for a big world title fight, months of preparation, then hope you give your best performance when the night finally arrives | |||
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"Would you rather be cursed with bad sex for the next five years OR not have sex for a year?" I think I count on both counts. Even my hand falls asleep | |||
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