FabSwingers.com forum: Why Don't people read Profiles ??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also need to download a spell checker

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By *udemattMan
over a year ago

Woodhall Spa

It's because they are lazy and can't be arced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!! "

I hear you girl. It's so annoying. Lots of people seem to be too damn lazy to read profiles... BLOCK and DELETE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads just look at pictures then message

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!! "

You have words on your profile???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You naughtly girl dont you know its an unwriten law as a single female on here that you should drop everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Least he said I live up to my name

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Because theres pictures to perv.....cant waste time reading

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You Naughty girl don't you know its an unwritten law as a single female on here that you should drop everything

Its clearly written on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pure laziness. And a belief that as they are obviously gods gift you women will melt at their blind requests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads just look at pictures then message

That is what I get.. lol.. then they get all arsey when I wont meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but it drives me effing mad! I don't know what annoys me more if they acknowledge that they aren't what your looking for but message you anyway or if they just haven't bothered to read your profile! Grrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know but it drives me effing mad! I don't know what annoys me more if they acknowledge that they aren't what your looking for but message you anyway or if they just haven't bothered to read your profile! Grrr!"

Had 3 already today, ovbiously never even looked at my profile as the first thing I state is "don't ask me for a meet today..."!! I have just deleted without reading but it does pee me off after a while!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They find hard it hard to read while wanking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

You have words on your profile???

Yes ! Lots and lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message when i(Gary) was online this morning after finishing work.

Hi Hunni howz you?

my reply

Hunni?????? have you read our profile?

his reply

no will read it now

then

sorry bye.

lol I know it something should be used to but this one made me laugh even more.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They find hard it hard to read while wanking."

Hmmmm I manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They find hard it hard to read while wanking."

Pmsl...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's not just you ladies that have to endure messages from folk who suffer from profileitis ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even with a hidden profile, I still get the...great profile messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even with a hidden profile, I still get the...great profile messages

Noooooooo !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like ur profile OP..I perv quite alot..I know I'm a bit of a distance away...but fancy a camwank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz they're lazy lol n lot of people are Chancers that think they can change your mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz they're lazy lol n lot of people are Chancers that think they can change your mind lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

At least their obvious unsuitability prevents you from having to waste any more time, than just deleting and moving on - they're almost doing you a favour.

I relax when I read mails from those who clearly haven't bothered to respect my needs, as they'd be wrong in the sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even with a hidden profile, I still get the...great profile messages

Noooooooo !!

Oh yes and the I love your pictures, which I then say the ones I haven't got on display!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a very simple formula:

Picture + female + online = dressed and ready to meet right now.

Why bother reading the words when the formula cannot be wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They find hard it hard to read while wanking.

Pmsl...

Proof men can multi task!! Now what is this words in profile malarkey your all on about??

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

If there are pictures,the words become optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even with a hidden profile, I still get the...great profile messages

Noooooooo !!

Oh yes and the I love your pictures, which I then say the ones I haven't got on display!

I'd be using memory..or the ones ive laminated julie lol...try thinking like a man for onces ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even with a hidden profile, I still get the...great profile messages

Noooooooo !!

Oh yes and the I love your pictures, which I then say the ones I haven't got on display!

I'd be using memory..or the ones ive laminated julie lol...try thinking like a man for onces ffs lol"

Good job you remember them then Paddy as they are staying like that for now

If I thought like a man I'd shoot myself (and no not in that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the bother of re writing my whole profile yesterday, so if folk do bother to read they can see all about me. My dos and don't. And friends invites will be deleted if no contact prior to invite.

And fuck me, I've already had 3 already today.

Op I hear ya and understand your frustration.

Reading a profile really isn't rocket science, heck it don't even take long!!

And breathe!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your frustration - I put on my profile that I'm not meeting at the moment as I'm happy with what I've got in my life right now and I get more messages in 24 hours than I've had in ages!

The best bit is a lot of them are from submissive men - what part of my profile says I'm a Domme!? Craziness!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I mostly can't be arsed reading them... easier just chancing it

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

"Just pure laziness. And a belief that as they are obviously gods gift you women will melt at their blind requests! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!! "

sadly you and I know this site is made up of right plonkers........and they never ever learn x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!! "

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the three 'I's syndrome, isn't it?

Ignorant. Illiterate. Idiot.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Didnt you know.. women are here just to be available whenever a man chooses.. jump to it next time even if he is not your type

just silly ..but(some) men do have a short attention span

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!"

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're boring and whiny?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know sonmeone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

Mmmmmm naughty little minx ...Queen please save me Lol!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Didnt you know.. women are here just to be available whenever a man chooses.. jump to it next time even if he is not your type

just silly ..but(some) men do have a short attention span

this just made me properly laugh... soooo true according to some of the numpties on here - and not just the men.

You gotta love some of them tho - I had a message last night from a single bloke, saying great profile and I love your pictures and can I be your friend? I said no to friends, and hed he actually read it - which point he said yes but knew he'd change my mind! And then he got a bit huffy that I wouldn't add to his wank bank pic collection! Blocked! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the three 'I's syndrome, isn't it?

Ignorant. Illiterate. Idiot.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the three 'I's syndrome, isn't it?

Ignorant. Illiterate. Idiot.

Sage indeedy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am grrrrrrrrrrrrrring with you OP

I've had fancy a fuck

Do I want an Indian?

I know I'm 55 but thought I'd still message you

And 2 smokers

So no one reads me arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even wen they have read the profile and don't match what you are looking for they still chance it and message anyway. I'm very clear on what I want in mine and today alone I've had someone from miles away ask for a one off meet as he's in the area on business (I like local meets so its easier to arrange and I can meet them regularly rather than sleep my way through all of fab), then one to come over and play while my kids are in bed as he can be discreet (I won't play with my kids in the house) and finally to have cam/phone sex (wen I state i don't do it as I prefer to have the fun in person) and this is from guys that have read the profile! so I wouldn't worry bout it

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I am grrrrrrrrrrrrrring with you OP

I've had fancy a fuck

Do I want an Indian?

I know I'm 55 but thought I'd still message you

And 2 smokers

So no one reads me arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Yeah! age restriction is a pain!!

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By *windon FellaMan
over a year ago

Swindon

That's very poor behaviour. As I've clearly demonstrated empathy I expect you're free to meet me in half an hour at yours for some hot filthy sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really like ur profile OP..I perv quite alot..I know I'm a bit of a distance away...but fancy a camwank

* shakes head *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg! Ppl definately don't read profiles. Ours says not meeting guys or cpls and still get them wanting to chat or send friend requests.

Obviously some ppl need glasses as can't read or need to go back to school to learn to read hehehe

We only wink or message ladys after reading profile, especially if have similar interests and our choice of area etc.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i read profiles ... get fed up halfway through the rant ones though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know someone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

Mmmmmm naughty little minx ...Queen please save me Lol!!

I was picking the rugrats up from School. Contrary to popular belief I'm not on here 24/7

And Bambi the answer is.. Sorry I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really like ur profile OP..I perv quite alot..I know I'm a bit of a distance away...but fancy a camwank

* shakes head *

no I'll shake MY 'head' lol...u just watch...and fiddle x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know someone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

Mmmmmm naughty little minx ...Queen please save me Lol!!

I was picking the rugrats up from School. Contrary to popular belief I'm not on here 24/7

And Bambi the answer is.. Sorry I'm washing my hair

Tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to the bother of re writing my whole profile yesterday, so if folk do bother to read they can see all about me. My dos and don't. And friends invites will be deleted if no contact prior to invite.

And fuck me, I've already had 3 already today.

Op I hear ya and understand your frustration.

Reading a profile really isn't rocket science, heck it don't even take long!!

And breathe!! Lol"

Makes me wonder why we bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quiet u , no more moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quite u , no more moaning"

Oops my teeth are sharp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know someone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

Mmmmmm naughty little minx ...Queen please save me Lol!!

I was picking the rugrats up from School. Contrary to popular belief I'm not on here 24/7

And Bambi the answer is.. Sorry I'm washing my hair

Tease

Yes but you like it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I used to send a 'Please read my profile' message. But that then would elicit another message asking for me to make an exception, or giving some reason why I should/could/ ought to meet.

Now I just delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quite u , no more moaning

Oops my teeth are sharp

what about the ones in ur mouth ya fudette!? hehehehe x

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

"It's the three 'I's syndrome, isn't it?

Ignorant. Illiterate. Idiot.

Sage indeedy!!"

will adopt this and use it in my notes:'3 I's syndrom'

thank you (susie)

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I know its not Thursday but Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Was sent mail today by someone who then insisted on a meet today!!

Then had a problem when I said I prefer to get to know someone first and this is a sex site NOT facebook!!

Love the pic Missy...can we meet tonight?

So??? are wee meeting or not? Am waiting here girl!!

Is it me, or are you talking to yourself?

Well! she's not listening so....Lol!

Blimey don't confuse me

Erm duly smack your bum for not listening and jumping to attention

Mmmmmm naughty little minx ...Queen please save me Lol!!

I was picking the rugrats up from School. Contrary to popular belief I'm not on here 24/7

And Bambi the answer is.. Sorry I'm washing my hair

Tease

Yes but you like it

He he, you know me too well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quite u , no more moaning

Oops my teeth are sharp

what about the ones in ur mouth ya fudette!? hehehehe x"

No idea what you are talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quite u , no more moaning

Oops my teeth are sharp

what about the ones in ur mouth ya fudette!? hehehehe x

No idea what you are talking about!

watch 'Teeth' lol x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Grrrrrrrrrrrr... me too OP lol

It's because they are lazy, can't be arsed . They think all womenon here are their cum dum, or whores that are open 24/7!! (not saying all guys b4 someone jumps on the hate wagon)

What they fail to see is most women on here have self respect, dignity, morals and standards..

Just breathe deeply and move on...

slaps cock in mouth..quite u , no more moaning

Oops my teeth are sharp

what about the ones in ur mouth ya fudette!? hehehehe x

No idea what you are talking about!

Glad I am not the only one Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit to not reading many profiles and the main reason isn't laziness it's because the vast majority of them are a load of shouty drivelly shit. You've read one of them you've read them all

Good day to you madam x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest that all women remove ALL pictures if they want men to read their profile.

The reason for this is quite simple.

When faced with a nice pair of tits or a scantily dressed arse, all words morph into the following sentence :

'I want it, infact, no, I want YOU ! so come and get me'

More importantly, when faced with said tits and/or arse AND when the guy is sporting a raging boner, all words morph as follows :

'blah, blah, blahddy, blahddy, blah, I want YOU, come and fuck me NOW'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love messages from people who blatantly haven't read my profile!

Means I haven't the slightest tinge of guilt when deleting/blocking!

Never worth stressing over!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I suggest that all women remove ALL pictures if they want men to read their profile.

The reason for this is quite simple.

When faced with a nice pair of tits or a scantily dressed arse, all words morph into the following sentence :

'I want it, infact, no, I want YOU ! so come and get me'

More importantly, when faced with said tits and/or arse AND when the guy is sporting a raging boner, all words morph as follows :

'blah, blah, blahddy, blahddy, blah, I want YOU, come and fuck me NOW'

LMAOoooooooooo I will do as you suggest master

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark

"Coz they're lazy lol n lot of people are Chancers that think they can change your mind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who send these then come on here whinging they don't get replies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggest that all women remove ALL pictures if they want men to read their profile.

The reason for this is quite simple.

When faced with a nice pair of tits or a scantily dressed arse, all words morph into the following sentence :

'I want it, infact, no, I want YOU ! so come and get me'

More importantly, when faced with said tits and/or arse AND when the guy is sporting a raging boner, all words morph as follows :

'blah, blah, blahddy, blahddy, blah, I want YOU, come and fuck me NOW'

Mmmm tits! Arse! Boner!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah well some of us do read them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must admit to not reading many profiles and the main reason isn't laziness it's because the vast majority of them are a load of shouty drivelly shit. You've read one of them you've read them all

Good day to you madam x"

That told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly i have no idea, it's not even like you have an essay on your profile compared to some of the women on here lol.

But then again who the hell would read a profile (long or short) when there's such a nice ass staring right through their face!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Have you ever seen some of the profiles on here.

You can get a law degree,having read less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suggest that all women remove ALL pictures if they want men to read their profile.

The reason for this is quite simple.

When faced with a nice pair of tits or a scantily dressed arse, all words morph into the following sentence :

'I want it, infact, no, I want YOU ! so come and get me'

More importantly, when faced with said tits and/or arse AND when the guy is sporting a raging boner, all words morph as follows :

'blah, blah, blahddy, blahddy, blah, I want YOU, come and fuck me NOW'

So how do you explain the "i love your pics messages" wen u dont even hav any on display???? got loads of that before i got round to uploading them

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