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"Snacks and a signed colour photo " Ooooh, I do like snacks. *just sayin | |||
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"A loyalty card" Oh that's a brilliant idea! | |||
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup. A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available. A haiku if it was truly memorable. " "If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin...... | |||
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"Complimentary 3D printed life size dick replicas. And cake. " I do like cake. Not so keen on the dick. | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......" Cups. Bite marks. | |||
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup. A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available. A haiku if it was truly memorable. "If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin......" I'll do you a thread as a nod to your participation. | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. " I feel this should be tested..... *narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance | |||
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"I wait till they are pounding away, totally caught in the moment, then take a pic of them, like those pics you get on roller coaster rides!" • Cometh the hour, my flower, I'm bestowing upon you a DVD of "The Thing", Extended Edition with a personalised introduction from John Carpenter. | |||
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"I wait till they are pounding away, totally caught in the moment, then take a pic of them, like those pics you get on roller coaster rides! • Cometh the hour, my flower, I'm bestowing upon you a DVD of "The Thing", Extended Edition with a personalised introduction from John Carpenter." you know how to treat a woman, Nero! | |||
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"A good mug so they can continue drinking from my (not so) furry cup. A pillow for them to cuddle when my bosom isn't available. A haiku if it was truly memorable. "If"......"if?"......"IF??????" Of course I'll be truly bloody memorable. You'll get the good luvvin...... I'll do you a thread as a nod to your participation. " I can cope with that. | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. " Oh wow, does that actually happen? | |||
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"At my last meet I was given a bottle of Scottish Gin as a momento." And still you stole my cookies | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. I feel this should be tested..... *narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance " Fancy a coffee? | |||
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"By leaving my DNA on the curtains" class | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. I feel this should be tested..... *narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance Fancy a coffee? " Well I do like coffee...... So yes, yes I do. | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. I feel this should be tested..... *narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance Fancy a coffee? Well I do like coffee...... So yes, yes I do." Yikes! That didn’t go well. I was counting on you saying no. | |||
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"By turning up as expected and being the same person my profile shows. I feel this should be tested..... *narrator.... not a chance in Hell KK, not a chance Fancy a coffee? Well I do like coffee...... So yes, yes I do. Yikes! That didn’t go well. I was counting on you saying no. " I'll add you to the list of women I've dissapointed. | |||
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"Turn up as I’m meant to be expected in accordance to my profile and pics and meet the person I’m supposed to meet " You too! We are just too alike. | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......" Corporate merchandising for a threesome?! | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... Corporate merchandising for a threesome?! " Do I get the loyalty cards and a stamp? | |||
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"Coffee… Haribo and a whole weekend of sex… mostly " Oh, my kinda woman... | |||
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"Complimentary pillow case with your face printed on it." Great idea, something unique..... | |||
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"Have you ever seen baby reindeer? " Worrying Sent from iPhone | |||
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"Have you ever seen baby reindeer? " Check your emails Mr | |||
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"Complimentary pillow case with your face printed on it. Great idea, something unique..... " A better idea would be a picture of my boobs on it, so they can cuddle up to them every night. | |||
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"I get permission to film it and then make it into a DVD. VCR for the older ladies obvs " Can you do Betamax please? | |||
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"I get permission to film it and then make it into a DVD. VCR for the older ladies obvs Can you do Betamax please?" Please. VHS is too modern! Betamax tapes fit in one’s handbag better, leaving space for more Parma Violets | |||
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"I get permission to film it and then make it into a DVD. VCR for the older ladies obvs Can you do Betamax please? Please. VHS is too modern! Betamax tapes fit in one’s handbag better, leaving space for more Parma Violets " We can record on Betamax together | |||
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"Complimentary pillow case with your face printed on it. Great idea, something unique..... A better idea would be a picture of my boobs on it, so they can cuddle up to them every night." If only I had pictures of your boobs. And a pillow case....... | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... Cups. Bite marks. " Second one please. Also that bucket list is cute xx | |||
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"Turn up wearing just a smile, bow tie and matching cuffs carrying a massive cake. Always works." you need to tell them about your devices, now that would be memorable !!! hello btw hows you | |||
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"I turn up " lol how very gracious | |||
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"I turn up lol how very gracious " I have my moments | |||
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"I turn up " Oi. That was my line. | |||
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"I aim to be the least enthusiastic shag they've ever had. Lacklustre intercourse and below average oral are my specialties. " I’m very much looking forward to this | |||
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"I turn up Oi. That was my line. " Haha beat you to it | |||
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"I turn up Oi. That was my line. Haha beat you to it " Errrrrm, look about 20 posts up. | |||
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"I get them to rate me on Thrust Pilot " ftfy | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts......" We make commemorative pillowcases Killan | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... We make commemorative pillowcases Killan " If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... We make commemorative pillowcases Killan If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble " Naked wrestling trouble? Where there’s loads of jelly and a seat for the ‘spectator’? If so it’s defo whateverhisnameis from Duran Duran.and he looks like he’s slowly tearing up a wham album cover whilst staring straight in to the camera and giggling.. just saying. I’ll bring the lube Hades x | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... We make commemorative pillowcases Killan If that thing has got Duran Duran on rather than Wham there’s going to be trouble Naked wrestling trouble? Where there’s loads of jelly and a seat for the ‘spectator’? If so it’s defo whateverhisnameis from Duran Duran.and he looks like he’s slowly tearing up a wham album cover whilst staring straight in to the camera and giggling.. just saying. I’ll bring the lube Hades x" Ooooftttt In | |||
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"I aim to be the least enthusiastic shag they've ever had. Lacklustre intercourse and below average oral are my specialties. I’m very much looking forward to this " I Might up my game for you. Manage a couple of upward thrusts. | |||
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"I'm thinking, corporate merchandising. Pens, keyrings, mouse mats, coasters, I T-shirts...... We make commemorative pillowcases Killan " Profile pic or it never happened. | |||
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"I get them to rate me on Thrust Pilot ftfy Much better! " • Do you rate ·them· on Clit Advisor? | |||
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