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By *enegadeM OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Morning fabbers….

So I’ve seen on a lot of profiles VWE…must be 8+… 8s a good number but I was just wondering how do you get them to prove this ?

Do you ask for photos of it measured ? Do you request measurement on arrival ?

At least I make myself chuckle as I imagined me there pushing the ruler deeper to grab those last few mm (not to 8 I’d need a miracle)

Please note this is all said with a bit of humour

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By *eiaorganaWoman
43 weeks ago

Dundee

Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't care what size someone's cock is, I'm more interested in the person it's attached to

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds


"Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't care what size someone's cock is, I'm more interested in the person it's attached to "

Same

Mrs

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By *ikesEmBigMan
43 weeks ago

Herts

I just use photoshop to the best of my abilities

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By *rHotNottsMan
43 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I send a 3-D photograph of my gaping ass and ask them to Photoshop their cock into it before agreeing to chat to them

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
43 weeks ago

Sunderland

Have they got suitably calibrated measuring equipment?

Is there an ISO for cock measuring? Maybe there should be.

Perhaps the standards should focus on total cock volume rather than simply the length?

Should vascularity of cock come in yo the mix?

Does there need to be subsets for cut and uncut?

So many questions.

Mr

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By *layfulguy123Man
43 weeks ago

strat

Surely girth is what matters

It’s the stretch that feels good

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By *ellhungvweMan
43 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I just let them read my veris

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't care what size someone's cock is, I'm more interested in the person it's attached to "
me two

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By *enegadeM OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Hahaa there are some wonderful responses bravo fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Morning fabbers….

So I’ve seen on a lot of profiles VWE…must be 8+… 8s a good number but I was just wondering how do you get them to prove this ?

Do you ask for photos of it measured ? Do you request measurement on arrival ?

At least I make myself chuckle as I imagined me there pushing the ruler deeper to grab those last few mm (not to 8 I’d need a miracle)

"

You can’t push it any deeper than your bone.

It’s like turning up to a bar that serves alcohol to 18s and over and they asked for ID. You will get turned away if you can’t prove your 18 or over

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Who needs 8” anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Who needs 8” anyway? "

I'll take it.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
43 weeks ago

Coventry


"Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't care what size someone's cock is, I'm more interested in the person it's attached to

Same

Mrs "

me 3 x

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By *ags73Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have they got suitably calibrated measuring equipment?

Is there an ISO for cock measuring? Maybe there should be.

Perhaps the standards should focus on total cock volume rather than simply the length?

Should vascularity of cock come in yo the mix?

Does there need to be subsets for cut and uncut?

So many questions.

Mr"

I think future generations will have all this classified and clarified so there’s no false claims.

It’ll be boring with certified cock sizes

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
43 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Have they got suitably calibrated measuring equipment?

Is there an ISO for cock measuring? Maybe there should be.

Perhaps the standards should focus on total cock volume rather than simply the length?

Should vascularity of cock come in yo the mix?

Does there need to be subsets for cut and uncut?

So many questions.

Mr

I think future generations will have all this classified and clarified so there’s no false claims.

It’ll be boring with certified cock sizes"

Well with suitably ISO certified Cocks people will be able to 3D print the cock before they meet the attached male. Try before you buy if you will.

Although it does run the risk of a terrifying new reality where dick pics stop and people start sending dicks direct to you in home 3D printer

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You want 8 inches? I can fuck you twice or being a friend.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Have they got suitably calibrated measuring equipment?

Is there an ISO for cock measuring? Maybe there should be.

Perhaps the standards should focus on total cock volume rather than simply the length?

Should vascularity of cock come in yo the mix?

Does there need to be subsets for cut and uncut?

So many questions.

Mr

I think future generations will have all this classified and clarified so there’s no false claims.

It’ll be boring with certified cock sizes

Well with suitably ISO certified Cocks people will be able to 3D print the cock before they meet the attached male. Try before you buy if you will.

Although it does run the risk of a terrifying new reality where dick pics stop and people start sending dicks direct to you in home 3D printer "

You could be on to something here.

This time next year Rodders......

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
43 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Have they got suitably calibrated measuring equipment?

Is there an ISO for cock measuring? Maybe there should be.

Perhaps the standards should focus on total cock volume rather than simply the length?

Should vascularity of cock come in yo the mix?

Does there need to be subsets for cut and uncut?

So many questions.

Mr

I think future generations will have all this classified and clarified so there’s no false claims.

It’ll be boring with certified cock sizes

Well with suitably ISO certified Cocks people will be able to 3D print the cock before they meet the attached male. Try before you buy if you will.

Although it does run the risk of a terrifying new reality where dick pics stop and people start sending dicks direct to you in home 3D printer

You could be on to something here.

This time next year Rodders...... "

Hi I'm Mr Bang Bang, thank you for coming to my Ted talk. I want to talk to you about the coming revolution of cock printing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
43 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I send a 3-D photograph of my gaping ass and ask them to Photoshop their cock into it before agreeing to chat to them "

No-one ever makes such romantic gestures to me ....

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
43 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I just send them a pic of big Harold's job done

Mr

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