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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Say you ard in and then do some flirting with anyone on the thread. Use reply and quote please. See what they think of your style of flirting and others can comment on it too. You can do more than one and it does not have to be sexual, just flirty, friendly flirty.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton

Oh _ello , I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

I’m in

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By * man -Man
3 weeks ago

Bath

I’m in and I’m not fussy

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Oh _ello , I'm in "

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I’m in and I’m not fussy "

You have lovely eyelashes

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Oi oi saveloy!

FAF?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?"

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

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By * man -Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"I’m in and I’m not fussy

You have lovely eyelashes "

Fancy a bum?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Oi oi saveloy!

FAF? "

Is that an open invitation to everyone on the thread

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By *onegal82Man
3 weeks ago

letterkenny/Belfast

innnnnn

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"Oi oi saveloy!

FAF? "

Will you bring Minstrels?

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental


"Oi oi saveloy!

FAF?

Is that an open invitation to everyone on the thread "

Of course.

It’s me getting ma flirt on.

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne "

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
3 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

In

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

"

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
3 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

In xx

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew?? "

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?

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By *lexm87Man
3 weeks ago

Cumford

I'll happily join in.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?"

Oh don't mind if I do

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Oi oi saveloy!

FAF?

Is that an open invitation to everyone on the thread

Of course.

It’s me getting ma flirt on. "

Free now?

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By *oveoxford85Man
3 weeks ago

Oxford

Am also in

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By *ittymcgeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Stevenage

Interested in this. For either both of us or one of us

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
3 weeks ago

somewhere only we know


"Am also in"

What a cracking duvet cover

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?

Oh don't mind if I do "

I have a lovely vintage Bovril at home (2023 I believe) - maybe you would care for a quick nightcap?

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By *sca_xMan
3 weeks ago

Herts / London

Count me in

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By *oveoxford85Man
3 weeks ago

Oxford


"Interested in this. For either both of us or one of us "
both of u

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?

Oh don't mind if I do

I have a lovely vintage Bovril at home (2023 I believe) - maybe you would care for a quick nightcap?"

That sounds delight

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By *elloWoman
3 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"I’m in and I’m not fussy "

Just my type

Right activate flirt now.

may I say what a smashing blouse you're wearing, it would look great on my bedroom floor you sexy bugger .

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"I’m in and I’m not fussy

You have lovely eyelashes

Fancy a bum? "

Oh well, why not. Will it take long? Have a call to make later.

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By *ellhungvweMan
3 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?

Oh don't mind if I do

I have a lovely vintage Bovril at home (2023 I believe) - maybe you would care for a quick nightcap?

That sounds delight "

I am done with all this smooth, suave talking - let’s just smoother ourselves in marmite and roll about the kitchen. What do you say?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh _ello , I'm in

You smell great - are you wearing a marmite perfume?

Why thank you, I am, it must pair very well with your Marmite cologne

May I offer you a marmite cashew??

Why thank you. Maybe I can offer you something a little beefier in return?

Oh don't mind if I do

I have a lovely vintage Bovril at home (2023 I believe) - maybe you would care for a quick nightcap?

That sounds delight

I am done with all this smooth, suave talking - let’s just smoother ourselves in marmite and roll about the kitchen. What do you say?"

Count me in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done "

We'll I have to say you do come up with the most fantastic games OP,

Can I play too

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
3 weeks ago

somewhere only we know


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done "
it’s been a right crack

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales

*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london

I’m in then

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m in then "

Why _ello gorgeous

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales

Oh we're supposed to choose someone?

Well, you're probably all hot anyway

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"I’m in then

Why _ello gorgeous "

Hello mistress k

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Will you bring Minstrels?"

You're welcome to share my Maltesers Daizy

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m in then

Why _ello gorgeous

Hello mistress k "

How are you this fine evening?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

We'll I have to say you do come up with the most fantastic games OP,

Can I play too "

Of course you can. Hoping you flirt and be flirted by lots

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett

I’m in see what happens

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"I’m in then

Why _ello gorgeous

Hello mistress k

How are you this fine evening? "

Not bad thank you, how are you

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere "

Was you talking to me

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere "

I've already booked a ticket

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere

If anyone flirt worthy joins then maybe.

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"If anyone flirt worthy joins then maybe. "

Ouch

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"If anyone flirt worthy joins then maybe. "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done "

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

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By *r BobMan
3 weeks ago

Banffshire

Would you like one of my chocolate kitkat fingers? Eh? Well? Would, ya?

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By *ong alMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Straight to the point, I like that

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West

I'm in BTW.

Although I'm off for a shower if anyone wants to join me.

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London

I am in just to check if I am flirt worthy

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
3 weeks ago

Next Door

Im in,

Who's joining me? I make a good cuppa in the morning

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By *ong alMan
3 weeks ago

barnsley

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Straight to the point, I like that

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

"

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"Im in,

Who's joining me? I make a good cuppa in the morning

"

Did you say good cuppa in

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

"

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
3 weeks ago

somewhere only we know


"Would you like one of my chocolate kitkat fingers? Eh? Well? Would, ya? "

Is it a two finger or four finger Kit Kat?

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"I am in just to check if I am flirt worthy "

September isn't far away. We'll find out then.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Was you talking to me "

Indeed, pucker up

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

I've already booked a ticket "

A step ahead, I like it

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m in then

Why _ello gorgeous

Hello mistress k

How are you this fine evening?

Not bad thank you, how are you "

Not bad lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice "

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

"

Are you offering to put the kettle on?

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett

I’m in give it a go

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"I am in just to check if I am flirt worthy

September isn't far away. We'll find out then.

"

You don't do any flirting during the summer months?

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool

May I join

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere "

Are you talking to me?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry

in my flirting seems to have faltered

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"in my flirting seems to have faltered "

Same lol

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"in my flirting seems to have faltered "

Don't worry dear help is on the way

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"I am in just to check if I am flirt worthy

September isn't far away. We'll find out then.

You don't do any flirting during the summer months?"

Oh no.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol "

Hello gorgeous

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x "

Sounds good to me. What about some strained greek yogurt

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

I've already booked a ticket

A step ahead, I like it "

What's that you're nibbling on Bella?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me? "

Yes

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Meh

In

Stuck on train

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

We'll I have to say you do come up with the most fantastic games OP,

Can I play too "

depending on what size you come

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By *asty tatsyMan
3 weeks ago

london


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Was you talking to me

Indeed, pucker up "

Tongue too or just a peck

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

Hello gorgeous "

Oh hey beautiful

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol "

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips! "

I could just go some chocolate right now lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"In

Stuck on train "

Lets all flirt with you then

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Interested in this. For either both of us or one of us "

Quality flirts for you both.

High calibre flirts for her Lådyship.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way "

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips! "

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Can I play too

depending on what size you come "

Just _ysize

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes "

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!"

You're not a cat

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!"

Sorry, I couldn't help myself

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
3 weeks ago

Meh


"In

Stuck on train

Lets all flirt with you then "

Wish somebody would tell the driver

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

I could just go some chocolate right now lol"

oh i got quite a selection,

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

I could just go some chocolate right now lol

oh i got quite a selection, "

Ooh yummy I love Cadbury wholenut

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!"

we're heading for a girly night with chocolate

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start"

I have just the tool to help kick start your engine you just need to provide the natural lubricant

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I’m in and I’m not fussy

You have lovely eyelashes

Fancy a bum? "

I like your style

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!"

Can I undo your zips please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
3 weeks ago

North West


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x

Sounds good to me. What about some strained greek yogurt "

If we can slap some tandoori spices in it and roast some chicken. Now you're talking.

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By *as7643Man
3 weeks ago

staffs

Is am just here for some lessons from the experts, but very good at following precise oral instructions x

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Was you talking to me

Indeed, pucker up

Tongue too or just a peck "

Always tongues

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

I could just go some chocolate right now lol

oh i got quite a selection,

Ooh yummy I love Cadbury wholenut"

i like the fruit and nut - both soft and hard

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat "

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start

I have just the tool to help kick start your engine you just need to provide the natural lubricant "

well it would require plenty of rubbing to ensure all the areas were covered

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat "

Aww do you need a stroke ?

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

I could just go some chocolate right now lol

oh i got quite a selection,

Ooh yummy I love Cadbury wholenut

i like the fruit and nut - both soft and hard"

Fancy a Walnut Whip?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
3 weeks ago

North Wales


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

we're heading for a girly night with chocolate "

Ooh can I join please?

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ? "

If it's from you then yes, absolutely!

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start

I have just the tool to help kick start your engine you just need to provide the natural lubricant

well it would require plenty of rubbing to ensure all the areas were covered"

Don't worry your in good hands

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By *r BobMan
3 weeks ago

Banffshire


"Would you like one of my chocolate kitkat fingers? Eh? Well? Would, ya?

Is it a two finger or four finger Kit Kat?"

I could offer two each - a pair - a duet!

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By *r John WickMan
3 weeks ago

The Continental

Someone mention chocolate?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely! "

here kitty

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By *ittymcgeeCouple
3 weeks ago

Stevenage

I’ll bring twix and a cup of tea. Bite the ends and use the twix as a straw to drink the tea

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

we're heading for a girly night with chocolate

Ooh can I join please? "

Of course, you can have my last Rolo

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x

Sounds good to me. What about some strained greek yogurt

If we can slap some tandoori spices in it and roast some chicken. Now you're talking. "

Lets go for it. Might as well spice it all up and live for the moment.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ? "

might need a bit of cat nip

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett

Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

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By *ilver_Foxy!Man
3 weeks ago

motion


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!"

I do like how you create your pics but there are a couple of points I'd like to touch on

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"Someone mention chocolate? "

you want the nuts out of my wholenut - ill keep the fruit

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely! "

How about from me Adel?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx "

I've actually never tried that

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

we're heading for a girly night with chocolate

Ooh can I join please? "

you can - we can share the love

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

might need a bit of cat nip "

I'm sure that can be arranged

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that "

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like "

Awww

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely!

How about from me Adel? "

Hahaha I would just stick with Mistressk if you don't mind

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

I could just go some chocolate right now lol

oh i got quite a selection,

Ooh yummy I love Cadbury wholenut

i like the fruit and nut - both soft and hard

Fancy a Walnut Whip? "

im partial to nuts

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x

Sounds good to me. What about some strained greek yogurt

If we can slap some tandoori spices in it and roast some chicken. Now you're talking.

Lets go for it. Might as well spice it all up and live for the moment. "

Loving the kitchen talk - now I'm picturing MB in an apron.

Nothing else, just an apron.

Very carefully tied

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely!

How about from me Adel?

Hahaha I would just stick with Mistressk if you don't mind "

My pussy likes a stroke too

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that "

really you need to so nice x

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start

I have just the tool to help kick start your engine you just need to provide the natural lubricant

well it would require plenty of rubbing to ensure all the areas were covered

Don't worry your in good hands "

i can trust that they know what they are doing

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that really you need to so nice x"

I shall have to try it

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lady and the tramp on one if you like "

Top flirt

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lady and the tramp on one if you like

Top flirt "

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww "

yes please

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please "

It's a deal

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

we're heading for a girly night with chocolate

Ooh can I join please?

Of course, you can have my last Rolo "

well if your down to your last rolo we may need to send out for more supplies

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Don't worry dear help is on the way

well it better hurry along dear - its definitely faulty - might need a kick start

I have just the tool to help kick start your engine you just need to provide the natural lubricant

well it would require plenty of rubbing to ensure all the areas were covered

Don't worry your in good hands

i can trust that they know what they are doing"

Well my nick name is Mr miyagi after all

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

I do like how you create your pics but there are a couple of points I'd like to touch on "

well its getting a bit nippy - those better be hard points

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"In xx"

Nice to see you two are here

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal "

sounds good I’m sure it will be good

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely!

How about from me Adel?

Hahaha I would just stick with Mistressk if you don't mind

My pussy likes a stroke too "

Of course, please bring your pussy and come here for some stroking...how does your pussy like to be stroked?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal sounds good I’m sure it will be good "

You might have to show me how it's done

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"*Wolf whistles*

Oi hottie, come 'ere

Are you talking to me?

Yes

I thought we said no cat calling anymore!

You're not a cat

No but to be fair sometimes I get as needy as a cat

Aww do you need a stroke ?

If it's from you then yes, absolutely!

How about from me Adel?

Hahaha I would just stick with Mistressk if you don't mind

My pussy likes a stroke too

Of course, please bring your pussy and come here for some stroking...how does your pussy like to be stroked? "

Oh most certainly, she likes it to start gently

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By *ilver_Foxy!Man
3 weeks ago

motion


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

I do like how you create your pics but there are a couple of points I'd like to touch on

well its getting a bit nippy - those better be hard points "

And very accessible in your strawberry bootlace top. There more to life than chocolate

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Of course, you can have my last Rolo "

Now THAT's a classic line.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"Let's not stop now. Much too much flirting to be done

Oooo MB.

Let's go get it on in the kitchen.

Let's do. I have honey and chocolate spread. Your choice

I'll go Miso first.

Your choice next MB x

Sounds good to me. What about some strained greek yogurt

If we can slap some tandoori spices in it and roast some chicken. Now you're talking.

Lets go for it. Might as well spice it all up and live for the moment.

Loving the kitchen talk - now I'm picturing MB in an apron.

Nothing else, just an apron.

Very carefully tied "

Very often the way I am in the kitchen. With just an apron and cheeks out.

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal sounds good I’m sure it will be good

You might have to show me how it's done "

Easily done just need to be careful it gets slippery once it's wet

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
3 weeks ago

Southampton


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal sounds good I’m sure it will be good

You might have to show me how it's done

Easily done just need to be careful it gets slippery once it's wet"

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By *aizyWoman
3 weeks ago

west midlands


"

Of course, you can have my last Rolo

Now THAT's a classic line. "

Are you trying to tell me I'm old, in a flirty way?

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal sounds good I’m sure it will be good

You might have to show me how it's done

Easily done just need to be careful it gets slippery once it's wet

"

But I guess you knew that already

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

I do like how you create your pics but there are a couple of points I'd like to touch on

well its getting a bit nippy - those better be hard points

And very accessible in your strawberry bootlace top. There more to life than chocolate "

well what can i say - 3 course meal to be had

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London

Flirting in

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"

Of course, you can have my last Rolo

Now THAT's a classic line.

Are you trying to tell me I'm old, in a flirty way? "

No just classy because you like the classics

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Very often the way I am in the kitchen. With just an apron and cheeks out. "

Now there's a picture

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"Flirting in "

The doors open step right in

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By *ilver_Foxy!Man
3 weeks ago

motion


"in my flirting seems to have faltered

Same lol

we could just eat chocolate and see if anyone actually has any great tips!

Oh chocolate, now you're speaking my language!

I do like how you create your pics but there are a couple of points I'd like to touch on

well its getting a bit nippy - those better be hard points

And very accessible in your strawberry bootlace top. There more to life than chocolate

well what can i say - 3 course meal to be had "

Ohhhhh....i think a full banquet is in order

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"

Of course, you can have my last Rolo

Now THAT's a classic line.

Are you trying to tell me I'm old, in a flirty way? "

Trying to tell you you've got all the best lines x

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By *oofer1Man
3 weeks ago

consett


"Love biting the end off a twix and drinking tea throw it xx

I've actually never tried that

We could go all lands and the tramp on one if you like

Awww yes please

It's a deal sounds good I’m sure it will be good I’ll definitely do that not a problem I’m sure you will show me things a well

You might have to show me how it's done "

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By *del 1Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Flirting in "

Would you like me to carry your bags as you are travelling? xx

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By *ilver_Foxy!Man
3 weeks ago

motion


"Flirting in "

Ohhhh... you can chat to me with your sexy accent all night...well....perhaps not ALL night

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over


"

Very often the way I am in the kitchen. With just an apron and cheeks out.

Now there's a picture "

Ooh are you flirting? You are not hankering for an invite, are you.? Ibhave to check with my partner in crime

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By *ot to giggleWoman
3 weeks ago

Coventry


"in

Ohhhhh....i think a full banquet is in order "

well there is the sushi option

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London


"I’m in then "

Hello gorgeous

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London


"Flirting in

Would you like me to carry your bags as you are travelling? xx"

More than that

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By *ilver_Foxy!Man
3 weeks ago

motion


"in

Ohhhhh....i think a full banquet is in order

well there is the sushi option"

Ahhhh...of course....and I always lick my plate clean

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By *rivateparts!Man
3 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Go on then I'm in for a bit

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By *ysizeMan
3 weeks ago

Nottingham


"in

Ohhhhh....i think a full banquet is in order

well there is the sushi option"

took me a while to get that one

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By * man -Man
3 weeks ago

Bath

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
3 weeks ago

London


"Flirting in

Ohhhh... you can chat to me with your sexy accent all night...well....perhaps not ALL night "

An offer I can't refuse

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By *eitho-ErosMan
3 weeks ago

pontypool


"Go on then I'm in for a bit "

You must have a big white snakes

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
3 weeks ago

All over

Go to Flirt 2

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By *rivateparts!Man
3 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Go on then I'm in for a bit

You must have a big white snakes"

A few albums too.

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