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if you were god for a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you know, when god made us it was his first attempt. If you were able to make an updated version, what one improvement would you make to the opposite sex....as a starter, I would put another pair of breasts on the back....purely as an anti-snoring device.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

DP is quite challenging at times so I think I would move the arse further away from the fajiner. Maybe put the arse half way up a chick's back so there was a bit more room to work in yo!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Would lower the testosterone in ALL men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DP is quite challenging at times so I think I would move the arse further away from the fajiner. Maybe put the arse half way up a chick's back so there was a bit more room to work in yo! "

not very practical for its everyday function though...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"DP is quite challenging at times so I think I would move the arse further away from the fajiner. Maybe put the arse half way up a chick's back so there was a bit more room to work in yo!

not very practical for its everyday function though..."

That's not my problem bro I'M FRIKIN GOD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That's not my problem bro I'M FRIKIN GOD!!!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DP is quite challenging at times so I think I would move the arse further away from the fajiner. Maybe put the arse half way up a chick's back so there was a bit more room to work in yo!

not very practical for its everyday function though...

That's not my problem bro I'M FRIKIN GOD!!!"

very true....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think we would remake anything. I would see to it that the whole planet ( adults ) would have a really big orgasm ( all at once for about 24 hours ). Nobody wants to fight or make war after that.( at least for a little while )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Issue all men with a remote control with a very big OFF button

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

BUT....If we were God....

We wouldnt reap the benefits

Sod it, not making it easy for you mere mortals

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can I ask god to remove the gag reflex on ladies,,, ta,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DP is quite challenging at times so I think I would move the arse further away from the fajiner. Maybe put the arse half way up a chick's back so there was a bit more room to work in yo!

not very practical for its everyday function though...

That's not my problem bro I'M FRIKIN GOD!!!"

Laughing out loud in Wimpy if I was god no one would bat an eyelid, as I'm not god, everyone now thinks I'm a bit strange

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would make semen taste of chocolate. Easter would have even more appeal to the men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do ya mean IF I was God??

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By *udemattMan
over a year ago

sleaford

I would kill all std's so that no one would have to worry about catching anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd whip that lady karma into shape and tell her to work a bit faster.

Plus id make the "time of the month" an option for the ladies (get me a few votes there

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I read the title as "If you were GOOD for a day"!

I was going to say, it's never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for making it a bit heavy but cure cancer

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"I would make semen taste of chocolate. Easter would have even more appeal to the men!"

I've always said that life would be amazing if men spunked Baileys.

- Amy. x

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