FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me something your parents always say/said

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38 weeks ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

If the wind changes your face will stay that way.

Home James don't spare the horses. (always wondered who James was)

Was you born in a barn? (When leaving the door open, literal me never understood this, I was born in a hospital, then called a smart arse for answering that.)

Mrs

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
38 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Just be honest it will be OK, I leant the first time I was no ok

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If you don’t stop crying I’ll give you something to cry about

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

fabland

Count to 10

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

There’s a lesson to learn in everything. What did you learn from this?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
38 weeks ago

The Continental

That I’m f’kin useless!

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By *ooBulMan
38 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Don't come & visit me grave when I'm dead.

If you couldn't be bothered to visit me when I was alive.... Then don't bother!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
38 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"There’s a lesson to learn in everything. What did you learn from this?

This reminds me of that clip of tyra banks when she’s yelling at that girl and she’s like ‘I was rooting for you, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU… Learn something from this’

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

When I’m dead you’ll miss me!

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

This hurts me more than it does you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
38 weeks ago

North West

What do think I should do about *this* relationship related crisis, oh primary school aged child of mine? Please be my marriage guidance counsellor.

Fun times.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
38 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"What do think I should do about *this* relationship related crisis, oh primary school aged child of mine? Please be my marriage guidance counsellor.

Fun times. "

Same

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By *ddie1966Man
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"I brought you into this world, I'll bloody well take you out of it.."

Oft said by my mother when I was being naughty...

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Put your tongue out to see if you are telling lies"

(Was brought up as a kid to believe that there was a black streak on my tongue if i was lying)

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If all your friends jumped off the Harbour Bridge, would you do it too?

(When I was a teenager, the line "Without a bungee cord, smart alec" was added)

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
38 weeks ago

all over

Stop playing with it, it will fall off

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By *inkykhanMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

Some mothers do have 'em, shame yours did

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
38 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

What’s for tea shit n sugar was the reply

We had that last night I’d say

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If that’s the provy woman at the door tell her I’m no in.

Good times

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Pick your nose you get worms

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Shut up

Go to bed

Don't swear

Get me fag's

Wash up

Be back by 10pm

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Always love you

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By *heExcommMan
38 weeks ago

Llantrisant

You wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about when you get home

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Live your life thats what my mamma use to say

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"What’s for tea shit n sugar was the reply

We had that last night I’d say "

Shite sandwich if I asked

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By *nsatiable n baldCouple
38 weeks ago

somewhere only we know

"What’s for tea shit n sugar was the reply

We had that last night I’d say

Shite sandwich if I asked "

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Why do you want to play football?

Men play football.

Girls play netball.

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By *rBobbMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

Not until you have eaten all of your sprouts.

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

dont play near that canal,, jenny green will get you

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By *avexxMan
38 weeks ago

cheshire

teeth

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
38 weeks ago

fabland

Knock the lights off after you this isn’t Blackpool illuminations

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"If the wind changes your face will stay that way.

Home James don't spare the horses. (always wondered who James was)

Was you born in a barn? (When leaving the door open, literal me never understood this, I was born in a hospital, then called a smart arse for answering that.)

Mrs "

All of those and 'do you think this is Blackpool illuminations' if you left a light on... To the point where if I go into someone's house and they have the main light on, i have to fight the urge to switch it off

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What’s for tea shit n sugar was the reply

We had that last night I’d say

Shite sandwich if I asked "

I never heard either of those before I moved to this country. If I'd come out with anything like it I would have been walloped

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
38 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"If you sit too close to the TV you'll get square eyes"

"Eating carrots helps you see in the dark"

"Gone for a Burton" was an expression my dad always used to use when something inexplicably went missing

He also often referred to Frank Lampard as "Frank Lump-o-Lard", which I think was originally aimed at Lampard sr, but obviously conntinued to be used when Lampard jr was an active player.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Why can't you be more like your brother

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

If you don’t hear you must feel

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"If you don’t hear you must feel

Triggeredddddddddddddd

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?"

I heard this about a very specific famous bridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

‘I don’t care about so and so. I’m not so and sos mum. And I said no.’

I heard this so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Also - me and you are not size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Stay out of adult/ big people’s conversations

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"It's your fault he's like this.."

My mum to my dad.

Usually over motivational issues regarding academia. Not behaviour. (I was very well behaved.)

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By *naswingdressWoman
38 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Stay out of adult/ big people’s conversations "

This was one of many uses for "pull your head in"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

I’m not one of your likkle friend dem

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By *ansoffateMan
38 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Don't be a bully and don't let anyone bully you.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

"Stay out of adult/ big people’s conversations "

This and Can’t you see big people are talking (in other words fuck off)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

But when it’s your things, I bet you can find it

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

"If you don’t hear you must feel

Triggeredddddddddddddd

Straight from Caribbean Parenting 101 (first edition)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

Do you think money grows on trees?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"If you don’t hear you must feel

Triggeredddddddddddddd

Straight from Caribbean Parenting 101 (first edition)"

The funny thing is I always say this now about my friends that don’t take my advice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Do you think money grows on trees?"

‘Have you got McDonald’s money?’

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

You're like a tit in a trance.

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Go and play with the trains/motorway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
38 weeks ago

East Sussex

Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"

Dad: "mind the road"

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Act your age not your shoe size

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

‘The house is a mess and everyone still in here asleep??’ LOL me and my uncle used to hear this nearly every Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"

Dad: "mind the road""

My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Did you cream your body?

Isn’t your face a part of your body?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
38 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"[why don't you] go and get a paper round" was what I used to hear whenever I asked for any money

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By *icecouple561Couple
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38 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"

Dad: "mind the road"

My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’"

Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"

Dad: "mind the road"

My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’

Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days

. "

‘You never know what might happen!’

I used to hate it.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
38 weeks ago

Stratford

"If you don’t hear you must feel

Triggeredddddddddddddd

Straight from Caribbean Parenting 101 (first edition)

The funny thing is I always say this now about my friends that don’t take my advice.

I actually had a really interesting conversation with my dad about this because I see how the same behaviours emerging in my sister based on how we were raised

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Go and play with the trains/motorway"

I had this, but it was buses

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By *icecouple561Couple
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38 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Mum: "have you got a clean handkerchief?"

Dad: "mind the road"

My mum always used to say ‘make sure you always leave the house with a coat’

Lol my mum used to make me take a cardigan everywhere, even on the hottest days

‘You never know what might happen!’

I used to hate it. "

I had the indignity of a home knitted, white, lacey cardigan. One if mum's friends knitted one sleeve and she the other. Resulting in one sleeve that fitted and one that was waaay too long

Don't even talk to me about the shorts made from a pair of curtains . The whole playground fell silent when I emerged in them

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Ye little shit

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

We'll see... (Usually meaning no)

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Gets into trouble

But he told me to do it

If he told ya to put ya hand in a fire would you do It?

Me under my breath... yeah

Lol

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By *undee2Man
38 weeks ago

Dundee

My gran instilled into me the greatest piece of advice. She would tell me "Don't trust grown ups". She was right.

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By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

Pull your vest down to keep your bum warm.

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By *ags73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Go and play with the trains/motorway

I had this, but it was buses

Loved me really..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading

A sight for sore eyes but he got it wrong and used it for something unpleasant to see.

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By *eedshandymanMan
38 weeks ago

leeds

If your aunty had bollocks she'd be your uncle

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