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By *arrickreal OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

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By *elloWoman
43 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Just wondering do women measure the depth of their vaginas . Where's my ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Happy 7 inch exactly hard. That’s not adding any fab percentages. And I’m content ????

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By *yrone69xMan
43 weeks ago

carnforth

7.5 not to big or small

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
43 weeks ago

The Continental

Big enough to fill a pushchair.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
43 weeks ago

The Continental


"Just wondering do women measure the depth of their vaginas . Where's my ruler"

I’ve the perfect tool for that

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By *ungandfun86Man
43 weeks ago

Hampshire

Have a guess

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By *inkster seekingMan
43 weeks ago

Ponty


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

Did you just want to brag that yours is a grower and 9inches

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

I've got to be honest never measured it and never will its like age its immaterial especially in a club

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By *inkster seekingMan
43 weeks ago

Ponty


"Just wondering do women measure the depth of their vaginas . Where's my ruler

I’ve the perfect tool for that"

I have a width-ometer for the other dimension

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By *ortyairCouple
43 weeks ago

Wallasey

Where do guys measure their socks from?

Mrs x

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands

I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where do guys measure their socks from?

Mrs x"

From the sock drawer?

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By *partan69Man
43 weeks ago

hyde


"Just wondering do women measure the depth of their vaginas . Where's my ruler"
I've got a measuring stick you can use x

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness "

Precision measurements, right there. Must be taken in a lab by scientists.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

Did you just want to brag that yours is a grower and 9inches "

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By *hrimper36Couple
43 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

Just my humble opinion but you had old pictures with your hand wrapped around your magnificent hard member that literally showed you being no more than 6 to maybe at a push 6.5 inches which is not bad but just an average size.

Some men do indeed boost eh Carrick some me indeed do boost!!!!!!

T

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Above medium thickness.

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham

This thread's like an auction now lol. Any advances?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness "

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
43 weeks ago

Arlesey

If someone wants to know the size of me, I prefer letting them find out in person

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Precision measurements, right there. Must be taken in a lab by scientists."

If you go to norascockmeasuringservice.com they'll print you an official certificate for an extra £10

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

13.8 inches semi…

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
43 weeks ago

Arlesey


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything "

You'll make so much more than if you were lame hand twins! Lol

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything "

We're like the Jedward of the willy world

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

Just my humble opinion but you had old pictures with your hand wrapped around your magnificent hard member that literally showed you being no more than 6 to maybe at a push 6.5 inches which is not bad but just an average size.

Some men do indeed boost eh Carrick some me indeed do boost!!!!!!

T"

Hi there

You have me mixed up with someone else genuinely. You post on my threads every time.

I’ve never had my hand wrapped round my cock - my thumb is in photos for reference. See first photo. Unless my thumb is absolutely tiny then I am indeed 9 inches.

Sorry to break that news to you.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

You'll make so much more than if you were lame hand twins! Lol"

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By *ortyairCouple
43 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness "
Not being picky, well ok I am but if your measurements are in inches for full inches then surely any remainder should be in imperial too, or is that just me?

Mrs x

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Precision measurements, right there. Must be taken in a lab by scientists.

If you go to norascockmeasuringservice.com they'll print you an official certificate for an extra £10"

Cheers for the heads up!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

We're like the Jedward of the willy world"

This is the start of something special.

I’m so excited.

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

Just my humble opinion but you had old pictures with your hand wrapped around your magnificent hard member that literally showed you being no more than 6 to maybe at a push 6.5 inches which is not bad but just an average size.

Some men do indeed boost eh Carrick some me indeed do boost!!!!!!

T

Hi there

You have me mixed up with someone else genuinely. You post on my threads every time.

I’ve never had my hand wrapped round my cock - my thumb is in photos for reference. See first photo. Unless my thumb is absolutely tiny then I am indeed 9 inches.

Sorry to break that news to you."

You never had your hand wrapped round your cock? Ever? V strict religious rules of some sort?

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness Not being picky, well ok I am but if your measurements are in inches for full inches then surely any remainder should be in imperial too, or is that just me?

Mrs x"

No you're right Norty, it's 4.1/8th and 9.2/8th

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

You wouldn't want it up your nose lol

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By *p4funCouple
43 weeks ago

Plymouth

Willy watching

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
43 weeks ago

Arlesey


"As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

"

Were you suddenly swamped with them? Lol

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

We're like the Jedward of the willy world

This is the start of something special.

I’m so excited."

We need something more catchy than Samidol. It sounds like a prescription drug

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By *earmegrowlMan
43 weeks ago

wolves

Mines big enough to fuck with but not big enough to get a date with.... damm you size Queens pmsl

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By *ewbies08Couple
43 weeks ago

Bucks

I’m 9.2236 when hard ??

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

Were you suddenly swamped with them? Lol "

Yes.

Either people accidentally clicked reply privately or intentionally used my response to flood me with photos with this thread’s title as the subject.

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
43 weeks ago

Arlesey


"As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

Were you suddenly swamped with them? Lol

Yes.

Either people accidentally clicked reply privately or intentionally used my response to flood me with photos with this thread’s title as the subject. "

They will take anything as an invite!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

We're like the Jedward of the willy world

This is the start of something special.

I’m so excited.

We need something more catchy than Samidol. It sounds like a prescription drug"

Idlesam is my phone number alphabetically

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

Were you suddenly swamped with them? Lol

Yes.

Either people accidentally clicked reply privately or intentionally used my response to flood me with photos with this thread’s title as the subject. "

Pssst. Cunning plan. Start a thread about lottery tickets.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
43 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Hey Carrick guy, if you don’t mind being the smaller one you could join me and Willys twin club and be triplets.

Obviously non identical but your close like

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By *lder budweiserMan
43 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Got the Bee Gees song as an earworm now, cheers for that...

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Got the Bee Gees song as an earworm now, cheers for that... "

How Deep is Your Love? lol

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By *aul888Man
43 weeks ago

Hull

Mine is only a small one at about 5.5 to 6 inches

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By *nnCeeWoman
43 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

You'll make so much more than if you were lame hand twins! Lol"

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By *r-8-BBCMan
43 weeks ago

LONDON


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

8"

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By *nnCeeWoman
43 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything "

Please may I be the first to offer to model them? One in each hand, with the tips in my mouth?!

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By *r TriomanMan
43 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

You'll make so much more than if you were lame hand twins! Lol

"

The Cocteau Twins

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By *illy IdolMan
43 weeks ago

Midlands


"I am 4.1 inches soft and 9.2 inches hard. Just slightly above medium thickness

Omg Willy!

We’re Willy twins.

We’re gonna be rich.

‘This willy is my Willy, this Willy is your Willy, oh wait no it’s my Willy’

We’re gonna have our own tv show and everything

Please may I be the first to offer to model them? One in each hand, with the tips in my mouth?! "

You'll look like the Joker

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By *allipygousMan
43 weeks ago

Leicester

I used to think that any man who said he'd never measured his cock was a liar or an amputee. After having a conversation with one of my sons last week I've now come to realise that some men actually have never measured their cocks. As my son said "If they think it's small why measure and confirm it?"

It actually shrinks when you get older, I've genuinely lost an inch. It used to just go past my belly button when erect. No longer

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By *uggyBear1Man
43 weeks ago

Bristol

18" soft

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Hi Carrick

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By *ancan69Man
43 weeks ago

Eastham

You can only run with what you got ??

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No idea, I've never seen the point in measuring it

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

6" but been to it's thick

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By *partharmonyCouple
43 weeks ago

Ruislip

I have never put a number on it but I've never had any complaints. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Not big enough judging by a lot of people's profile requirements!

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By *ddie1966Man
43 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Just over 18" when stood up proud.

He's done me proud for 3 .5 years and still keeps the hens laying.

A damp good Bantam he is...

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By *r MzchiefMan
43 weeks ago

Middle Earth

Accurately, well 6inches if very hard but ive been described as girthy, everyone of those inches are felt.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Very very happy what I have

Mind sounds better in Metric than Imperial

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Hi Carrick

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Afternoon.

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
43 weeks ago

all over

Long and fat enough to not have any complaints, short and skinny enough to not boast about it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
43 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'm 6x6in, it's not massive but doesn't need to be

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
43 weeks ago

Edinburgh

So, so far nobody is below or on the average.

But I suppose they’re maybe just staying quiet which is fair enough as well.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
43 weeks ago

Wirral.

Yay! How's you & your glorious penis Carrick?

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"So, so far nobody is below or on the average.

But I suppose they’re maybe just staying quiet which is fair enough as well. "

A guy above claimed to be 18 inches soft. Seems pretty small to me.

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By *marty300Man
43 weeks ago

Macclesfield


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

I am 3ish inches soft and 6 inch hard. Medium thickness

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
43 weeks ago

Leeds

Just over 6ft

Mrs

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By *marty300Man
43 weeks ago

Macclesfield


"Just over 18" when stood up proud.

He's done me proud for 3 .5 years and still keeps the hens laying.

A damp good Bantam he is... "

You definitely need a extra bag then to carry it you

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
43 weeks ago

york

7" but not too thick

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By *uckyNineMan
43 weeks ago

prescot

Mines about 9 and girthy, I can enjoy a nice two handed wank anyway although now I’m wondering do we need to start a how big are you’re hands thread in tandem with this

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By *reg45Man
43 weeks ago

durham

Mines about 7.5 and quite thick

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By *ot to giggleWoman
43 weeks ago

Coventry

soooo i feel that a standard cock measuring device is required to remove the thumb over the end tactics and others that are deployed to create illusions.

a method recently deployed during a cam chatting session in one of the chat rooms was that of the cardboard tube from a toilet roll as these are pretty standard. A more amusing attempt has the toilet roll still on it !!!

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By *dmundwilsonMan
43 weeks ago

Llandudno

7 1/2 … are there guidelines for such quantification?

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By *irwanksalot69Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"soooo i feel that a standard cock measuring device is required to remove the thumb over the end tactics and others that are deployed to create illusions.

a method recently deployed during a cam chatting session in one of the chat rooms was that of the cardboard tube from a toilet roll as these are pretty standard. A more amusing attempt has the toilet roll still on it !!! "

Bet you some guys will start folding those rolls to make em seem thinner or cutting em to make em shorter lol.

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By *irthandgirthMan
43 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I have never felt the desire to break out a measuring device for my gentleman parts. Its an arbitrary number that has little bearing on how well one can actually fuck.

It's generally a very good fit and works well enough to make a lady's eyes roll and toes curl. On one occasion it worked well enough, it made a lady forget the entire English Language for 30 mins or so. (She switched to her native Hungarian, despite living in the UK for well over 15 years)

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens "

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition "

lol hey i think it is i win

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By *irthandgirthMan
43 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition "

It's only not a competition if I'm losing

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Just wondering do women measure the depth of their vaginas . Where's my ruler"

We certainly do not measure vagina .

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Oh lordy..real genuine cock thread

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Smaller than a gnats

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Carrick you’re back!

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition

It's only not a competition if I'm losing "

Do you feel like you've lost?

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
43 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Hubby has beautiful cut 7 inches he thinks it's small but I play with it every day xx

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By *achig11Man
43 weeks ago

Manchester

Long and luscious apparently, not sure size ??

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

It’s bigger, girthier, straighter and more handsome than the OP’s

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Carrick you’re back!"
lol

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By *r-8-BBCMan
43 weeks ago

LONDON


"soooo i feel that a standard cock measuring device is required to remove the thumb over the end tactics and others that are deployed to create illusions.

a method recently deployed during a cam chatting session in one of the chat rooms was that of the cardboard tube from a toilet roll as these are pretty standard. A more amusing attempt has the toilet roll still on it !!! "

A device has already been invented its called a tape measure.

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By *obilebottomMan
43 weeks ago

All over


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition

It's only not a competition if I'm losing "

How do you fair so far. What are the predictions like

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43 weeks ago

It’s as big at it is, simples

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By *ora the explorerWoman
43 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Carrick you’re back!lol "

His threads are always entertaining. God bless him and his mahoosive cock

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Carrick you’re back!lol

His threads are always entertaining. God bless him and his mahoosive cock"

No its small he's used one of them cameras you know the ones the paparazzi use to take pics of the Royals

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By *urygent1Man
43 weeks ago

North West

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
43 weeks ago

Hastings

About 7inch and have been told its too big when you hit the cervix it hurts

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By *allandathleticMan
43 weeks ago

Asgard

Tiny. It's been compared to a bumblebees tongue before. (

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By *iscean_dreamMan
43 weeks ago

Llanelli


"Carrick you’re back!lol

His threads are always entertaining. God bless him and his mahoosive cock"

His threads are very cocky

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By *ot to giggleWoman
43 weeks ago

Coventry


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition lol hey i think it is i win "

that will be the shorts angle

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition lol hey i think it is i win

that will be the shorts angle "

lol at least you think they are shorts

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
43 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Carrick you’re back!lol

His threads are always entertaining. God bless him and his mahoosive cock"

The only cock that stands up to the much vaunted member of Rex.

It's like they're cock twins - that'd be some spitroast

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Dunno, never measured it, why would I?

It's nice though

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By *irthandgirthMan
43 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Much bigger than the Ops he's used a wide angled lens

Stop bragging Fred. It's not a competition

It's only not a competition if I'm losing

How do you fair so far. What are the predictions like "

See my first post on the thread and let me know if you think I'm playing games

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By *ilk_TrayMan
43 weeks ago

South

Just about level with the sky remote

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By *ighty-maus85Man
43 weeks ago

WATFORD

Unfortunately not as big as my ego.. maybe there's a connection

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By *rumguy1982Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham

Im 6ft

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By *undee2Man
43 weeks ago

Dundee

6", circumcised and filled 4+ prams

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By *undee2Man
43 weeks ago

Dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"6", circumcised and filled 4+ prams"

That's a lot of jizz.

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By *undee2Man
43 weeks ago

Dundee


"6", circumcised and filled 4+ prams

That's a lot of jizz."

That's what happens when you are vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Collecting cum why..

Try jam jars

I milk cum jam for fab swingers moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Im 6ft "

Your cock.6ft tall

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By *olin44Man
43 weeks ago

houghton

Just on 5 inch hard here I know I'm small compared to most guys had a few gfs and women say I'm small but I make the most of wat I have

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By *avexxMan
43 weeks ago

cheshire

3.5 inches on a good day

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By *ags73Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Mixed measurements annoy me

Can be 4.1 or 9.2 a metric thing like centimetres but in inches it’s and an eighth or a quarter or a half

Saying 5 point 4 inches just doesn’t quite make sense

The whole measurement thing descends into nonsense with bone pressed and non bone pressed measuring too.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

7 inches when very aroused and a girth or around 5 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Also #humblebrag

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
43 weeks ago

Norwich


"Carrick you’re back!lol

His threads are always entertaining. God bless him and his mahoosive cock

The only cock that stands up to the much vaunted member of Rex.

It's like they're cock twins - that'd be some spitroast "

The cock-two twins. I’ll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

It's massive. Bigger than you can imagine. Yuuuuge!

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By *enegadeMMan
43 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Do I push the ruler right in? Hard against the bone? Or just rest against the skin ..I could maybe get an extra few mm if I push it in hard

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Not big enough

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
43 weeks ago

tamworth

7-7.5 pretty happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Just taking some notes...

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

* reaches for microscope

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
43 weeks ago

Cardiff

Not to brag but mine is 36 inches long with a girth of 5mm, like a long spaghetti strand

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I guess I'm around the size of a cocktail sausage when fully erect and last just as long in your mouth

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By *etal and KinkMan
43 weeks ago

Malice

AS BIG AS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

8===========================D

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By *rumguy1982Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Im 6ft

Your cock.6ft tall "

Well ive been told im a cock, im 6ft....

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Northampton


"

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

OP, what is 0.1 of an inch? Are you measuring pre decimal or post?

And what is ‘medium thickness’? If you’ve got a tape measure out, use it. Circumference is acceptable given the challenge to accurately measure diameter

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
43 weeks ago

Leeds

12 inches but I don't use it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"Big enough to fill a pushchair. "

Best comment

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Bristol


"7.5 not to big or small "

Mine too.

The perfect size or so I've been told.

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By *igthickcick4uMan
43 weeks ago

Atherstone

Fucking massive and thick as fuck with huge balls - produce zero precum thank god and shoot a great load. No good as I never use the fucking thing anyway!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

19.5cm BPL. At it's length, a cervix knocker but allowing enough leverage for the pubic bone to simultaneously grind against the clit. I wouldn't want it like OPs, you'd lose the ability to get that total stimulation.

Unsure about girth, but it depends on how long I've been stroking for. The veins protrude nicely.

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By *ean counterMan
43 weeks ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Well, from my calculations I'm above average

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Central

I do offer measuring and certification, to select individuals

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By *oofy321Man
43 weeks ago

moon base zero

13 here....whoops had cm side of tape

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By *ercury oneMan
43 weeks ago

Chippenham

Hard I'm 7 and girth 5.5 inches. Nothing added that's what he is. And as for soft, that depends on the weather haha

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By *adbod2godbodMan
43 weeks ago

Manchester

7" length on a good day. 7" girth everyday

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By *mateur100Man
43 weeks ago

nr faversham

It's growing at the moment

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By *irthy89888Man
43 weeks ago

Barnsley

Length 7 thickness think can

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By *esthetic21Man
43 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Mine is 7 like really 7 not added a few inch on like some in here

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Its so big it takes up the sky

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man
43 weeks ago

west mids

I am 5 1/2 hard long 6 round only about 2 soft but it works well

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

43 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


" Be honest how big are you.

"

Tiny.

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By *aveJones76Man
43 weeks ago

Rotherham

Small at just under 5 inches on a really good day

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By *elboy1978Man
43 weeks ago

Jarrow

Big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Looks like everyone start meashuring from the arshehole??

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By *occerstar579Man
43 weeks ago

Harrogate

Says on you're profile youre a 5'10 cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago


"….Be honest how big are you.

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

I just measured mine…. Is that all you’ve got op?

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By *rispyDuckMan
43 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Bigger than the Eiffel Tower

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By *indaDILFlikeMan
43 weeks ago

wirral


"As I’m not offering dick measuring services, please keep your cock pics and details about how you measure up to this post and out of my inbox.

Were you suddenly swamped with them? Lol

Yes.

Either people accidentally clicked reply privately or intentionally used my response to flood me with photos with this thread’s title as the subject. "

It was bound to happen

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By *akedTruthPT2Couple
43 weeks ago

Wellington

Too small for my liking (MR) 6" would really be happy with another inch or two (and a bit more girth), but hey ho...

it is what it is..

MRS seems to enjoy it though...

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By *tsallreal11Man
43 weeks ago

nearby

Big here

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By *rill PhilMan
43 weeks ago

Crediton

7.5 Hard on a good day. 7 if I'm tired.

I don't know on the slack. It varies a lot.

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By *dqsyMan
43 weeks ago

Mappawell

Depends on the day and whom I am with.

5 long when soft

8 long & can thick at the thickest point when hardest and really turned on and enjoying.

6 to 7 long and redbull can thick when its the just a little above a semi. Sort of thing when your enjoying but its not full on lust or not just flowing freely.

Found a cheat e.g. the cock injections the same stuff they use in porn to keep the performers hard. Can be uncomfortable e.g. I feel stretched and ready to burst lol

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By *raigxMan
43 weeks ago

Northampton

Just under 7”. Told it’s above avg girth

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By *IG G77Man
43 weeks ago

GATLEY

Big enough

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By *anyaTgirlTV/TS
43 weeks ago

manchester

Maybe 2" but i love it

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By *he Silver FuxMan
43 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

7.5 inches long and the girth (according to this spaghetti portion measuring doodad from the back of the big kitchen drawer) would comfortably feed 4 people

I’m having to wait for my portion size to reduce so I can get it off.

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By *odgerMooreMan
43 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

Ive never been bored or obsessed enough to measure it because its not going to change i guess - so whoever Im with has to work with that. It seems to work from what I hear…

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By *uenevereWoman
43 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

It's amazing that so many men on Fab are bigger than average...

I suspect there may be some inaccuracies in measurements.

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By *oy man 2Man
43 weeks ago

g


"It's amazing that so many men on Fab are bigger than average...

I suspect there may be some inaccuracies in measurements.

"

. Mine measured in donuts.

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By *waleMFCouple
43 weeks ago

Swale

Hubbies is tiny lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
43 weeks ago

Reading

I believe so. I've never had feedback to the contrary.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
43 weeks ago

Herts

Big enough apparently

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By *TG3Man
43 weeks ago

Dorchester

Its so big i struggle to get it in the front door when I've lost my keys

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By *onger24Man
43 weeks ago

shropshire


"Its so big i struggle to get it in the front door when I've lost my keys "

Mine so small I can pick locks with it

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By *host63Man
43 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham


"The average erect penis is 5 inches.

The average soft penis is 3.5 inches

Men are likely to add 30% on to the size of their penis when asked. Be honest how big are you.

Don'

Soft and Hard?

I am 4 inches soft and 9.1 inch hard. Medium thickness.

"

Don't know Don't care as long as it works and I have had no complaints

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By *empest2KMan
43 weeks ago

Derby

Why is any guy even measuring in inches?! I thought most guys preferred to use the Sky Remotes and Lynx Cans measurement

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Sexville

Offering Molly’s Measuring Service for those who don’t know or what to check to see if it’s grown

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By *waleMFCouple
43 weeks ago

Swale


"Offering Molly’s Measuring Service for those who don’t know or what to check to see if it’s grown "

I reckon hubby would love your services

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By *ot to giggleWoman
43 weeks ago

Coventry


"7.5 inches long and the girth (according to this spaghetti portion measuring doodad from the back of the big kitchen drawer) would comfortably feed 4 people

I’m having to wait for my portion size to reduce so I can get it off. "

this sooooo made me laugh - i hope you managed to remove it

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