FabSwingers.com forum: A rat stole his screwdriver

By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

A colleague told me once that when he was working in an attic, he looked over his shoulder and a rat was running off with his screwdriver

What's the best lie a colleague has told you?

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By *iddlesticksMan
28 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I worked with a lad who said that he was on a bus trip with a bunch of heavy metal heads to a gig. They were so pissed that a guy fell asleep so they cut his ear off.

It wasn’t until he woke up and put his glasses on that he noticed.

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By *educing_EmCouple
28 weeks ago

Tipperary

That they can do their job

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Leave it with me, I’ll sort it!

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By *ltrMan
28 weeks ago

sheffield

Iam positive I locked the back doors (after 500 quids worth of stock was nicked off his truck at a service no sign of forced entry)

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
28 weeks ago

Sunniest Exeter...

A colleague had two weeks off.(holibobs) On the morning he was due to comeback my other colleague said "he will phone in with the most ridiculous reason why he cant come in, he does it everytime he goes away on holiday"

An hour later he phones in: His neighbours house caught fire and the fire jumped to his car, so we couldn't come into work...

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By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"I worked with a lad who said that he was on a bus trip with a bunch of heavy metal heads to a gig. They were so pissed that a guy fell asleep so they cut his ear off.

It wasn’t until he woke up and put his glasses on that he noticed.

brilliant

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By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"A colleague had two weeks off.(holibobs) On the morning he was due to comeback my other colleague said "he will phone in with the most ridiculous reason why he cant come in, he does it everytime he goes away on holiday"

An hour later he phones in: His neighbours house caught fire and the fire jumped to his car, so we couldn't come into work..."

How's your luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

“You’ll really enjoy working here. We’re a friendly bunch”

Fucking LIAR!

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
28 weeks ago

manchester

We care about our staff

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By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"We care about our staff"

I'm sure a few can relate to that

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By *ris GrayMan
28 weeks ago

Dorchester

Surely it was a euphemism for one of his colleagues or maybe the rat chewed through an electrical cable and died and it was one of its relatives

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By *erry bull1Man
28 weeks ago

doncaster

We are a family firm and pride ourselves on looking after our employees

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By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"Surely it was a euphemism for one of his colleagues or maybe the rat chewed through an electrical cable and died and it was one of its relatives

RIP Splinter

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

What am I gonna do?

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By *rLordMan
28 weeks ago

Swadlincote

It will be alright ???

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By *illy Idol OP Man
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"It will be alright ??? "

It wasn't, was it?

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By *ris GrayMan
28 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Surely it was a euphemism for one of his colleagues or maybe the rat chewed through an electrical cable and died and it was one of its relatives

RIP Splinter"
awww you named the dirty rat

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