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"My wife keeps saying Matthew Corbett (the public fister of Sooty and Sweep) because she knows it winds me up. I look nothing like him, btw." Maybe she's hinting for a sweep? | |||
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"My wife keeps saying Matthew Corbett (the public fister of Sooty and Sweep) because she knows it winds me up. I look nothing like him, btw. Maybe she's hinting for a sweep?" If she keeps it up, I’ll Sue….. | |||
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"My wife keeps saying Matthew Corbett (the public fister of Sooty and Sweep) because she knows it winds me up. I look nothing like him, btw." Sooty or sweep | |||
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"Sharon from eastenders " I can see it | |||
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"Sharon from eastenders
I can see it "Thanks .
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"a number of people have said I look like Charles Manson " I'm sure you're nothing like him though | |||
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"Elijah Wood, specifically as Frodo Baggins." the bastards | |||
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"Garath from The Office. Ffs.  "Oooooh phwoooooar 
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"Garath from The Office. Ffs. " | |||
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"I used to be told I looked like Gail Porter (pre-alopecia). …." That’s your worst. ? . She’s lovely. | |||
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"Harry Kane " Yes!!! I can so see that | |||
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"Harry Kane " Hopefully you don't talk like him | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too!" And that’s bad???  | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too! And that’s bad??? "It is when you can’t stand football and think he’s a right Wendy | |||
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"Elijah Wood, specifically as Frodo Baggins." Oh this is wonderful. I'll have to remember to not use it. | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too! And that’s bad???
It is when you can’t stand football and think he’s a right Wendy "Wendy . Not heard that for ages | |||
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"I used to be told I looked like Gail Porter (pre-alopecia). That was before I got fat. I never seen the resemblance though." I used to get that too, I didn't see it either I assume it's the blonde hair?  | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too!" Jack Grealish? I'm thinking more Nick Knowles | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too! Jack Grealish? I'm thinking more Nick Knowles" Not the first time someone has said that either
Also… Sean Bean.
I’m quite happy with those comparisons, well maybe not so much the Nick Knowles but both better than Grealish. | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull "Sonia fowler | |||
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"Mr blobby when had allergic reaction n red blotchy rash" | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
Sonia fowler "My husband is a bully | |||
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"When I was a young apprentice I was called Jimmy Krankie!! "Was it a fair comparison? | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull "You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?! | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?! "I bet it was the baby sitter | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too! And that’s bad??? " yea i thought that too | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?! "Yes, I wore a tight bun one day and my husband said it. He's also responsible for the Sonia Fowler one too! | |||
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"Elijah Wood, specifically as Frodo Baggins. Oh this is wonderful. I'll have to remember to not use it."Is there a stink-eye emoji? I appear to need one right now | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter"Still haven't gotten any new material I see | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see"Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see
Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia"I'm not very ranty Marcus but you keep waiting  | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull "Never in a million years darling! | |||
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"Jo Brand. By a nasty d*unk bastard in a pub." Jo Brand! Lol He must've been very pissed... You're gorgeous | |||
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"Sonia Fowler Mrs trunchbull
You've never been compared to Mrs trunchbull surely?!
I bet it was the baby sitter
Still haven't gotten any new material I see
Not yet. Just waiting for your next rant, Sonia
I'm not very ranty Marcus but you keep waiting " | |||
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"Elijah Wood, specifically as Frodo Baggins. Oh this is wonderful. I'll have to remember to not use it.
Is there a stink-eye emoji? I appear to need one right now "You sound a tad hangry. Don't worry, it'll soon be time for your elevenses. | |||
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"When I was a young apprentice I was called Jimmy Krankie!!
Was it a fair comparison?"Probably | |||
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"Eddie redmayne a few times" The Danish Girl? | |||
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"Jo Brand. By a nasty d*unk bastard in a pub." They must have been very d*unk because you look *nothing* like Jo Brand from what I can see. Also, I'm pretty sure Jo Brand doesn't have a fabulous bosom like yours | |||
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"Jack fucking grealish. More than once. Very recently too!" Who? Henriette or Sam?  | |||
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Yes, that's *thirty* years ago. | |||
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!   "I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it. The cast looks good though | |||
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and had only got better with age I'll definitely take that over Rodney | |||
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"That and then recently... not so much a person but Mr was told he was like a fine wine and had only got better with age I'll definitely take that over Rodney "You'll take that  | |||
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though"Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since | |||
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since "His wife is nice though | |||
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since
His wife is nice though "He has a face like a chimp and she looks about 12! | |||
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"The ugly bloke from platoon!
I don't know who you mean as I've never watched it.
The cast looks good though
Willlem Dafoe
One woman from fab wouldn’t stop calling me Willem!
I don’t see it at all, and thankfully nobody else has before or since "He's a brilliant actor - you could be compared to worse. | |||
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"Thor. Was cute to start off. Now it's boring." Try living a day in Marcus' shoes | |||
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"Thor. Was cute to start off. Now it's boring. Try living a day in Marcus' shoes "Day 387 in the big Marcus shoes. | |||
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"George Clooney omg how old is he "Your tanned willy looks a bit like him, the little silver fox | |||
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"George Clooney omg how old is he
Your tanned willy looks a bit like him, the little silver fox "lol hey no greys down there | |||
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"George Clooney omg how old is he
Your tanned willy looks a bit like him, the little silver fox lol hey no greys down there "I was thinking more the foreskin. Draw some googly eyes with a Nespresso and it's him | |||
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"George Clooney omg how old is he
Your tanned willy looks a bit like him, the little silver fox lol hey no greys down there
I was thinking more the foreskin. Draw some googly eyes with a Nespresso and it's him "lol | |||
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"Sarah Millican " Personally, I don't see that as a bad thing...  | |||
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"Sarah Millican " I get that all the time | |||
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"Sarah Millican Personally, I don't see that as a bad thing... "Can't stand her comedy, there's only so many jokes you can do about bodily fluids you can do | |||
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"Sarah Millican Personally, I don't see that as a bad thing...
Can't stand her comedy, there's only so many jokes you can do about bodily fluids you can do"I'm not a massive fan of her comedy either, tbh. I was intimating more towards her physical attributes, if I'm being honest, but I guess I was too subtle in my original comment | |||
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"Gordon Strachan for me and, while I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure it's Fern Britton for J
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"Jeff Goldblum. But not sexy Jurassic Park Jeff Goldblum. "2/3 of the way into The Fly" Jeff Goldblum... I think that's even worse than when people used to say I looked like Osama bin Laden" | |||
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"Elliott Roger Wtf? He is a mass murderer, but he is half my age.. -Gotta take the rough with the smooth I guess. " At least they didn't say Newton Faulkner | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her!" Love the goth chick thing | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! Love the goth chick thing " The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! Love the goth chick thing The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! "To be fair your pics look amazing | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! Love the goth chick thing The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look!
To be fair your pics look amazing "Thank you Fred, I am looking forward to you replicating one of them! | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! Love the goth chick thing The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look!
To be fair your pics look amazing
Thank you Fred, I am looking forward to you replicating one of them! "How could i ever replicate you | |||
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"For me it's Marcus from Big Brother, but friends can be cruel and know how to push your buttons." Riki Lake :/ | |||
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"Not a celebrity but I have spent most of my adult life being called Morticia Addams, just because of my black hair and bloodless looking white pale skin. Gotta be honest, I've never minded being compared to her! Love the goth chick thing The goth look has never been intentional, its just how I look! "It’s still | |||
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"Dec from ant and dec. never been so insulted in my life "Would you have preferred Ant? | |||
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"Dec from ant and dec. never been so insulted in my life
Would you have preferred Ant? "Hah prefer neither tbh | |||
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"Dec from ant and dec. never been so insulted in my life
Would you have preferred Ant?
Hah prefer neither tbh "Cat Deeley then? | |||
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"Dec from ant and dec. never been so insulted in my life
Would you have preferred Ant?
Hah prefer neither tbh
Cat Deeley then? "Now you’re talking | |||
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"I've not been compared with any celebrities "Me neither lol | |||
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"When I was a young apprentice I was called Jimmy Krankie!! "I'd heard rumours that you were on the swinging scene | |||
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"Sarah Millican I get that all the time "It's the accent , plus the blind hair x | |||
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"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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Ooh Edward Norton ??"Only from the neck down! Above that it's either Paul Scholars or Flintoff (although that was in India!) | |||
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"I got a very questionable one once, it was summer, I had a skinhead and I had my shirt off at the park. Someone shouted over- hey you look like that guy from American History X
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Only from the neck down!
Above that it's either Paul Scholars or Flintoff (although that was in India!)"Lol | |||
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"Zammo from Grange Hill, Lee MacDonald" Just say no! | |||
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"Jude Law (twice). Jack Dee too many times "I can see both of them | |||
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"I've never been compared to a celebrity, good or bad. I don't think Mr KC is too worried about being compared to Buddy Holly or Hank Marvin (from back in the day ) It wasn't a celebrity one, but a colleague sent a picture of someone and said it looked like Mr KC. It didn't "People are strange and see resemblance where there is none. My friend's son saw a woman in her 70's in Aldi a couple of years ago and said very loudly "Mum, who's that Nell looking twat?". Apparently the only thing we had in common was grey hair | |||
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"Regularly get told I look line Anthony Joshua and I thinks he’s terrible hahaha " He’s a dickhead…. But he’s a good looking dickhead. | |||
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