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"Wear an England shirt " I wear mine. Don't relentless ask about a deep fried Mars bar. Nobody eats them except the tourists | |||
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"Wear an England shirt " Come in shorts sleeveless tops and no cap and enjoy the countryside as if it was a beach! Midges arent really a thing in the Highlands | |||
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"Say " och aye tha noo" constantly " We were in Blackpool and a group of women were shouting that behind us after they heard us talking. I was fuming | |||
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"Say " och aye tha noo" constantly We were in Blackpool and a group of women were shouting that behind us after they heard us talking. I was fuming " | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. " Or how they’d fare in the English League. | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm"" This and "there has been a murder " | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder "" | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder "" This is what I do | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder "" And Carl | |||
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"Ask them how much a chippy tea is" GO AWAY | |||
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"Ask them how much a chippy tea is GO AWAY " That should have been your answer the first time round | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder " And Carl " Or poem Tinder | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder " And Carl Or poem Tinder " Or curly wurly | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. " Or confusing QPR for Rangers. | |||
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"Go to an old firm match in an England shirt " There are plenty on one side of the Old Firm who wear England shirts | |||
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"Call anyone a cow. " Exactly this....never realized it's the height of shit things to say in Scotland | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm"" Fucksake. | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. " How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are?" Oh, death | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are?" What's football? | |||
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"Try and get to the bottom of what a “chip supper” would contain. " Chips usually | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? What's football?" No good asking me! | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? What's football?" Not advisable as that means you like cricket. | |||
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"Apply to be the next SNP leader" that's just sick | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? What's football? Not advisable as that means you like cricket." What's cricket? | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? What's football? Not advisable as that means you like cricket. What's cricket?" Don’t ask me, is it a step up from Morris dancing or something? | |||
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"Ask them how they got on in the last World Cup. " That works in england too. | |||
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"Go into a bar and sit there doing the crossword. When you’ve sussed out who the oldest lairiest Scotsman is in the bar, ask loudly what cast adrift on an island, 8 letters beginning with M could be, when he tells you the answer, claim to be a bit deaf and keep asking him to speak up a bit, until he shouts at you, it’s marooned you idiot. The whole bar will then start cheering. " lol | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. How would anyone rate my chances if I said that I don't have the silightest clue who Rangers or Celtic are? What's football? Not advisable as that means you like cricket. What's cricket? Don’t ask me, is it a step up from Morris dancing or something?" It's a type of insect similar to a grasshopper. | |||
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"No you won't need an umbrella " Dammit, you beat me to it, lol | |||
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"You won't need that umbrella..." You probably won't due to the wind it won't stay up. Ask for a Glasgow kiss. | |||
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"Try and get to the bottom of what a “chip supper” would contain. Chips usually " Yeah, but is it chips with chips? | |||
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"Try and get to the bottom of what a “chip supper” would contain. Chips usually Yeah, but is it chips with chips? " lol no its the meal which could be a black or white pudding battered with chips so that would be a black pudding supper or a white pudding supper | |||
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"No you won't need an umbrella Dammit, you beat me to it, lol" Lol | |||
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"Wear an England shirt I wear mine. Don't relentless ask about a deep fried Mars bar. Nobody eats them except the tourists " oh scottish people eat them | |||
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"Go into the Sarry Heid and order a cocktail." Lol. I haven't been there in over twenty years. An interesting venue for the intellectuals. As for the person who mentioned the word "cow" - no, no, no! | |||
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"Get a battered pizza they are delicious" When I had my gall bladder removed that was the first naughty meal. Designed by God for consumption after a bevvy. | |||
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"Get a battered pizza they are delicious When I had my gall bladder removed that was the first naughty meal. Designed by God for consumption after a bevvy." no offence but I'd rather have a kebab from Chucky's in Garston. It's these small cultural differences that make life so diverse and fulfilling though. | |||
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"Ask any Scottish person to say "purple burglar alarm" This and "there has been a murder " And Carl " They'd still do a better job than Andrew Lincoln in TWD... | |||
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"What's all the issues around a Chippy Dinner and how much does one cost? Mrs x" no its cheap up their its a staple diet for many | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. " Or say both should join an English league and give the others a chance! | |||
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"Go to a pub and start a conversation on who the better football team is between Rangers and Celtic. Or say both should join an English league and give the others a chance! " Yeah, they might be ok in the english 1st division but they wouldn't survive the championship ! | |||
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"Ask Donald "where's yer troosers?"" Aye, it's because Donald's wearing his kilt... ask him if there's anything 'worn' underneath it... | |||
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"Ask the bar staff if the notes & change are funny money & it reminds you of Monopoly.... Cos, I bet you they've not heard that much. " I near enough always have Scottish notes in my purse - far nicer than the Bank of England notes | |||
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"If in Glasgow. Go to the bar and ask for a pint of Venom." is this it? Fill a pint glass with some ice Add a 25ml shot of your favourite vodka Add 25ml shot of Southern Comfort. Pour a 275ml bottle of Blue WKD/VK into the glass Top off the drink with orange juice and watch the colour satisfyingly turn from blue to a bright luminous green | |||
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