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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets see if we can come up with some sexy limerics

heres a start.....

There once was a lady from Dorset

with a fanny as tight as her corset

she tried to relax

but she had to face facts

the only way in was to force it

Your turn

heres some start lines to give you an idea

A young man was driving down south....

or

A man with a really big cock.....

or

I once knew a lady from .....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

A man with a really big cock

Kept it snug in the winter with socks

He dressed up like a lass

With his big hairy ass

But it kept toasty under his frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a man with a really big cock

It was always as hard as a rock

His pants they did tighten

The ladies he'd frighten

When it slipped out from under his frock

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a lady from Spain

Whose fanny was causing her pain

She went to the doc

Who filled it with cock

So she went back time and again

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i once knew a lady from stock who opened her legs for some cock, she'd roll in the grass with his thumb up her arse and brambles attached to her frock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from FAB

Who turned out to be very sad

She fibbed about her age

From the pictures you could not guage

I found out before I went so was very glad!

64 is not 50!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Doris and Bert went on Fab

cos their sex life was getting quite drab

The advert they made

Said she'd like to get laid

In the back of a black taxi cab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Devizes

who's breasts were of different sizes.

The left one was samll and was no good at all, whilst the other one took all the prizes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A sexy young thing from devizes

asked her friend

"why are cocks different size's?"

"Its so all men can boost

that they've all got the most"

"But believe me not many win prize's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy young thing from devizes

asked her friend

"why are cocks different size's?"

"Its so all men can boost

that they've all got the most"

"But believe me not many win prize's"

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from bath,

Who liked having things up her arse,

She'd go like a train,

But always complain,

When he left the pineapple till last.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined a site called Fab Swingers

Hoping to find some hum dingers

But all that I got

was nobody hot

But offers from lonely fat mingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I joined a site called Fab Swingers

Hoping to find some hum dingers

But all that I got

was nobody hot

But offers from lonely fat mingers "
Fancy a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I joined a site called Fab Swingers

Hoping to find some hum dingers

But all that I got

was nobody hot

But offers from lonely fat mingers Fancy a date?"

The last time you requested

I hoped that you jested

But now you repeat

Your plea for a meet

And my patience is tested

;) x

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