FabSwingers.com forum: What are the minimum requirements

By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

That’s me out

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By *ot to giggleWoman
2 weeks ago

Coventry

yea neither of those

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By *iddlesticksMan
2 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

A what account, I’ve got a current account and a direct debit one.

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By *ellhungvweMan
2 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Somewhere for my carrier pigeon to land.

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
2 weeks ago

District 13

Neither, just have a fab profile and be a woman

simples

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By *ugehandsMan
2 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

I can barely hold myself to account some days

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

That’s me out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Central

Living. Respectful and can share pics

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By *mf123Man
2 weeks ago

the space between spaces

Dont expect me to fuck ya cos im retired

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 weeks ago

Chichester

must play warhammer 40k

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

S. Herts

Currect spilling is a moist

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Currect spilling is a moist "
and a good SOH

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

String a coherent sentence together

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By *partharmonyCouple
2 weeks ago

Ruislip

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Must be able to form coherent sentences.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 weeks ago

Reading

Lol well that rules me out OP.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

S. Herts

"Currect spilling is a moist and a good SOH "

If they’re messaging me they ticked that box already

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By *iscean_dreamMan
2 weeks ago

Port talbot

They don't put pineapple on pizza and they have garlic mayo on their kebab

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By *lder.Woman
2 weeks ago

Not Local

Must Not have a tiktok account. Please lord No.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
2 weeks ago

Stratford

Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

Must have a fax machine and pager with a red phone box landline in their street as back up

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By *oo..Woman
2 weeks ago

Boo's World

Sense of humour

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By *layfullsamMan
2 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *ensuallover1000Man
2 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

16 GB Ram, Intel i9 Processor and a good graphics card…..

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By *rx1Couple
2 weeks ago

Okehampton

we're out then

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By *r TriomanMan
2 weeks ago

Malmesbury/Larkhill

Non, I'll happily accept a message from anyone and, even if they aren't what I'm looking for, I'll reply; let's face, it's not as of I'm inundated with messages so I've always got time to respond; particularly as most of the mail I get is from men, which is always a quick "thanks but no thanks" reply.

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Alright. Bet

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Must Not have a tiktok account. Please lord No.

I guess we’ll never know

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Lol well that rules me out OP."

I like your face so you’re allowed

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By *naswingdressWoman
2 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Must be a silicon based life form

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
2 weeks ago

S. Herts

I have a tik tok account. Should I put that on my profile to stop people messaging me?

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By * man -Man
2 weeks ago

Bath

I’m easy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
2 weeks ago

Leeds

Look human.

The mr

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"I have a tik tok account. Should I put that on my profile to stop people messaging me? "

I’d message you

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By *izandpaulCouple
2 weeks ago

merseyside

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

That's me out.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me. "

Boring.

Play along

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along"

Ok ok. One billion dollars

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By *heGateKeeperMan
2 weeks ago

Stratford

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message. "

5 cock pics coming right up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

5 cock pics coming right up

As long as they're right up and not a let down

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 weeks ago

fife

Must have thighs that make me want to run my hands over

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By *r John WickMan
2 weeks ago

The Continental

Anyone can message me. I have no such demands or prerequisites

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message. "

Too serious. Try again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

Too serious. Try again. "

If you want this choice position

Have a cheery disposition

Rosy cheeks, no warts!

Play games, all sort

You must be kind, you must be witty

Very sweet and fairly pretty

Take us on outings, give us treats

Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel

Never give us castor oil or gruel

[Redacted]

And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate* us

We will never give you cause to hate us

We won't hide your spectacles

So you can't see

Put toads in your bed

Or pepper in your tea

*This bit might be negotiable for the right candidate(s).

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on"

Bring it on

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By *ustPeteMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song. "

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you."

He does

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you."

It doesn't?

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy. "

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

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By *ustPeteMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

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By *ustPeteMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy

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By *ookie46Woman
2 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

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By *ools and the brainCouple
2 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

What's a Tik Tok ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
2 weeks ago

Sunderland

Own at minimum a villa in the south of France, a pied-a-terre in New York, a ski chalet in one of the better regions and nice yacht.

That or be a nice female or fun couple.

Either or really.

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Be a woman and pleasant

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

Nice face.

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By *enegadeMMan
2 weeks ago

oxford

"must play warhammer 40k "

Willing to teach me ?

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

Ends

"Nice face."

Check

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By *ames250122Man
2 weeks ago

Worcester

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Confused?! You can’t link either to fab so what does it matter if they do or don’t? The only reason for it would to be to message on there instead which is an instant red flag isn’t it?

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By *enegadeMMan
2 weeks ago

oxford

"Must have thighs that make me want to run my hands over

Get tangled in the hair?

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

What's a Tik Tok ?"

I already told you, the girls that get it, get it. The girls that don’t, don’t.

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy"

Don't tell me I'm not humpable

Because I'm bumpable

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By *enegadeMMan
2 weeks ago

oxford

A well kept MySpace

and when messaging be willing to switch it to msn messenger if things go well

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By *ustPeteMan
2 weeks ago

Harrogate

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy

Don't tell me I'm not humpable

Because I'm bumpable "

Oh - I see why it just says y now.

What a load of nonsense.

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By *reative-mindMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter

Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way.

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By *arley QuimWoman
2 weeks ago

Somewhere

98-99

Vastly wealthy

Seeking a life partner

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By *r Black 85Man
2 weeks ago

nottingham

Nice personality

I'm a simpleton

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
2 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Pulse

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
2 weeks ago

Southampton

"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way. "

San Francisco midgets???

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By *alcon77Man
2 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

No requirements.

I'll talk to anybody on here.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 weeks ago

Essex

Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.

Full sentences are always appreciated.

Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.

Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.

The ability and will to actually meet.

A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.

And a good looking penis.

Crikey I am a picky one.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
2 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"must play warhammer 40k "

I used to does that count

Tinder x

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By *r.Stephen-Pickle OP Man
2 weeks ago

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"Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.

Full sentences are always appreciated.

Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.

Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.

The ability and will to actually meet.

A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.

And a good looking penis.

Crikey I am a picky one.

You are

Nvm I’ll not waste your time

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By *ink Gin PleaseWoman
2 weeks ago

Stirling

They've got to be fun and love kissing

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By *reative-mindMan
2 weeks ago

Exeter

"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way.

San Francisco midgets???

Close haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times. "

I knew that lock picking course would come in handy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
2 weeks ago

Stratford

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

You’re not THAT much of a dickhead

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
2 weeks ago

Meh

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Me out as well no instagram tick tok or what’s app or Facebook trudges off

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By *ev2762Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

Me out as well no instagram tick tok or what’s app or Facebook trudges off

Don’t be too much of fuss, simplicity and respectful goes long way to enjoy life with sounds people. If you got a list of picky Micky then keep it to yourself. Hahahhahaha

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

Big shoes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Big shoes."

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?

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By *inkle39Man
2 weeks ago

milton keynes

No requirements .im easy

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By *inkle39Man
2 weeks ago

milton keynes

"No requirements .im easy

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actually must be female lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
2 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Absolutely anyone can message me using the FAB internal communications network, whether it gets read or replied too depends how hot you are

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 weeks ago

East London

"Big shoes.

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?"

Big socks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West

"Big shoes.

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?

Big socks?"

I thought big feet. I could be wrong though.

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By *enriette and SamCouple
2 weeks ago

The Magic whip

Must drive a milk float

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
2 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Snacks please!

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