FabSwingers.com forum: What are the minimum requirements

By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
35 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

That’s me out

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

yea neither of those

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By *iddlesticksMan
35 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

A what account, I’ve got a current account and a direct debit one.

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By *ellhungvweMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Somewhere for my carrier pigeon to land.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Neither, just have a fab profile and be a woman

simples

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By *ugehandsMan
35 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

I can barely hold myself to account some days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

That’s me out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central

Living. Respectful and can share pics

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By *mf123Man
35 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dont expect me to fuck ya cos im retired

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
35 weeks ago

chichester

must play warhammer 40k

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Currect spilling is a moist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Currect spilling is a moist "
and a good SOH

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

String a coherent sentence together

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By *partharmonyCouple
35 weeks ago

Ruislip

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Must be able to form coherent sentences.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
35 weeks ago

Reading

Lol well that rules me out OP.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Currect spilling is a moist and a good SOH "

If they’re messaging me they ticked that box already

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By *iscean_dreamMan
35 weeks ago

Llanelli

They don't put pineapple on pizza and they have garlic mayo on their kebab

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By *lder.Woman
35 weeks ago

Not Local

Must Not have a tiktok account. Please lord No.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
35 weeks ago

Stratford

Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

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By *layfullsamMan
35 weeks ago

Solihull

Must have a fax machine and pager with a red phone box landline in their street as back up

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sense of humour

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By *layfullsamMan
35 weeks ago

Solihull

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By *ensuallover1000Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

16 GB Ram, Intel i9 Processor and a good graphics card…..

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By *rx1Couple
35 weeks ago

North Devon-ish

we're out then

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By *r TriomanMan
35 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Non, I'll happily accept a message from anyone and, even if they aren't what I'm looking for, I'll reply; let's face, it's not as of I'm inundated with messages so I've always got time to respond; particularly as most of the mail I get is from men, which is always a quick "thanks but no thanks" reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Alright. Bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Must Not have a tiktok account. Please lord No.

I guess we’ll never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Lol well that rules me out OP."

I like your face so you’re allowed

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By *naswingdressWoman
35 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Must be a silicon based life form

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I have a tik tok account. Should I put that on my profile to stop people messaging me?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I’m easy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Look human.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"I have a tik tok account. Should I put that on my profile to stop people messaging me? "

I’d message you

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By *izandpaulCouple
35 weeks ago

merseyside

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

That's me out.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me. "

Boring.

Play along

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along"

Ok ok. One billion dollars

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By *heGateKeeperMan
35 weeks ago

Stratford

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message. "

5 cock pics coming right up

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

5 cock pics coming right up

As long as they're right up and not a let down

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Must have thighs that make me want to run my hands over

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental

Anyone can message me. I have no such demands or prerequisites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message. "

Too serious. Try again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.

Too serious. Try again. "

If you want this choice position

Have a cheery disposition

Rosy cheeks, no warts!

Play games, all sort

You must be kind, you must be witty

Very sweet and fairly pretty

Take us on outings, give us treats

Sing songs, bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel

Never give us castor oil or gruel

[Redacted]

And never smell of barley water

If you won't scold and dominate* us

We will never give you cause to hate us

We won't hide your spectacles

So you can't see

Put toads in your bed

Or pepper in your tea

*This bit might be negotiable for the right candidate(s).

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By *ell GwynnWoman
35 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on"

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song. "

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you."

He does

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By *ell GwynnWoman
35 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you."

It doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy. "

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy

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By *ookie46Woman
35 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

What's a Tik Tok ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
35 weeks ago

Sunderland

Own at minimum a villa in the south of France, a pied-a-terre in New York, a ski chalet in one of the better regions and nice yacht.

That or be a nice female or fun couple.

Either or really.

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By *ife NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Be a woman and pleasant

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

Nice face.

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By *enegadeMMan
35 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"must play warhammer 40k "

Willing to teach me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Nice face."

Check

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By *ames250122Man
35 weeks ago

Worcester

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Confused?! You can’t link either to fab so what does it matter if they do or don’t? The only reason for it would to be to message on there instead which is an instant red flag isn’t it?

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By *enegadeMMan
35 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Must have thighs that make me want to run my hands over

Get tangled in the hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

What's a Tik Tok ?"

I already told you, the girls that get it, get it. The girls that don’t, don’t.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
35 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy"

Don't tell me I'm not humpable

Because I'm bumpable

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By *enegadeMMan
35 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

A well kept MySpace

and when messaging be willing to switch it to msn messenger if things go well

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"They must know all the words to

"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.

But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.

It doesn't?

Sure, you're y and kinda shy

Don't tell me I'm not humpable

Because I'm bumpable "

Oh - I see why it just says y now.

What a load of nonsense.

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By *reative-mindMan
35 weeks ago

Exeter

Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

98-99

Vastly wealthy

Seeking a life partner

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By *r Black 85Man
35 weeks ago

nottingham

Nice personality

I'm a simpleton

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
35 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Pulse

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way. "

San Francisco midgets???

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

No requirements.

I'll talk to anybody on here.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.

Full sentences are always appreciated.

Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.

Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.

The ability and will to actually meet.

A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.

And a good looking penis.

Crikey I am a picky one.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
35 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"must play warhammer 40k "

I used to does that count

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.

Full sentences are always appreciated.

Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.

Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.

The ability and will to actually meet.

A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.

And a good looking penis.

Crikey I am a picky one.

You are

Nvm I’ll not waste your time

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

They've got to be fun and love kissing

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By *reative-mindMan
35 weeks ago

Exeter

"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.

Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way.

San Francisco midgets???

Close haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
35 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.

Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.

Boring.

Play along

Ok ok. One billion dollars

You’re on

Bring it on

Careful. You could end to getting this willy.

Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?

No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times. "

I knew that lock picking course would come in handy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
35 weeks ago

Stratford

"Don’t be a dickhead (or a Spurs fan)

Out

You’re not THAT much of a dickhead

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
35 weeks ago

My Own Little World

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "

Me out as well no instagram tick tok or what’s app or Facebook trudges off

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By *ev2762Man
35 weeks ago

Dublin

"To be able to message you?

I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.

Me out as well no instagram tick tok or what’s app or Facebook trudges off

Don’t be too much of fuss, simplicity and respectful goes long way to enjoy life with sounds people. If you got a list of picky Micky then keep it to yourself. Hahahhahaha

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

Big shoes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"Big shoes."

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

No requirements .im easy

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"No requirements .im easy

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actually must be female lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
35 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Absolutely anyone can message me using the FAB internal communications network, whether it gets read or replied too depends how hot you are

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

"Big shoes.

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?"

Big socks?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"Big shoes.

You know what big shoes mean, Nanna?

Big socks?"

I thought big feet. I could be wrong though.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
35 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Must drive a milk float

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Snacks please!

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