FabSwingers.com forum: Message a Man Monday

By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

Thank you i need one

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

Oh and a compliment

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By *reative-mindMan
34 weeks ago

Exeter

I'm in but everyone women on here is lovely (mostly).

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

Im in…. Ive lowered my filters so even ‘plain looking’ women will be able to message me… don’t abuse it girls… if i don’t reply to the 20th boob pic it’s probably gonna be a no thanks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I hope they say more than just hi

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By *dventurousCharmerMan
34 weeks ago

Kilsby

I’m in for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I hope they say more than just hi"
but fuck it. In.

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By *he ass man 666Man
34 weeks ago

paradise city

Yeah in why not

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I have donned my shacket in preparation.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
34 weeks ago

stanley

This thread sounds really nice.thanks for starting it OP. Most definitely in

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
34 weeks ago

Fylde Coast

I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!

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By *layfullsamMan
34 weeks ago

Solihull

Morning all, I’m in

What could possibly go wrong

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

I hope they say more than just hi"

I can't guarantee that

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

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By *az0045Man
34 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Morning, I’m in

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By *irebrand 1263Man
34 weeks ago

near you

Yes please!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"

Some couples on here are so ungrateful! What would you like in return instead?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In. "

Hi.

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By *rjay224Man
34 weeks ago

north west

Hello would love a message today

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By *hinstrapMan
34 weeks ago

Barnsley

In in

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By *ather WickmasMan
34 weeks ago

The Continental

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

Message about a massage.

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By *heelerMan
34 weeks ago

Northants

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

Ha ha i thought it said massage Monday need to focus my eyes

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By *ames250122Man
34 weeks ago

Worcester

"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

I would like to see the data to support your claim you can guarantee a lady will message me mr lol.

What the hay, sounds like my kind of light hearted fun, I’m in

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

In.

However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In.

Hi. "

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

I would like to see the data to support your claim you can guarantee a lady will message me mr lol.

What the hay, sounds like my kind of light hearted fun, I’m in

James, you just wait. The data never lies

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"

You don’t have to take part…

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By *hristopherd999Man
34 weeks ago

Brentwood

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"In.

However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding."

Unfortunately Nero there is no mediocre women on here. They're ALL high calibre

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By *histlerMan
34 weeks ago

Guildford

I’m sceptical… yet hopeful.

Come say hi ladies!

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By *K herts mMan
34 weeks ago

Fleetwood

I'm in

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

Message about a massage. "

mmmm now there's an option

only on Monday's though?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

Ha ha i thought it said massage Monday need to focus my eyes "

see i knew there was a reason to clarify

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A promise from fab.? This sounds to good to be true…

I’m a sucker, I’m in

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By *iKentMan
34 weeks ago

Kent

Why not see what happens, I'm in.

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By *issBellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

"In.

However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding."

Yes

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"I have donned my shacket in preparation."

You've shat on a jacket in preparation?

*looks at Pete in disbelief*

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By *orksguy1965Man
34 weeks ago

Howden

I'm in

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

"In.

However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding.

Yes

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I've already sent you 7½ messages and they're still languishing in my Sent Folder.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

I'm not a ladie but I'll pretend I am for the thread. And the men.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

I hope they say more than just hi but fuck it. In.

Hi.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

De nada

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By *r BobMan
34 weeks ago

Moray

I’m in, BUT, I may pop out as the sun is actually shining in the NE (Scotland). I don’t want to miss that! ps do I get my money back if I’m not messaged? Asking for a friend.

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By *issBellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

"In.

However can you please kindly ensure it's the mediocre women that message me. I'm quite done with the high calibre ones. They can be capricious and demanding.

Yes

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I've already sent you 7½ messages and they're still languishing in my Sent Folder.

runs off to check whats going on

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

May I be in please? Thanks Willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I have donned my shacket in preparation.

You've shat on a jacket in preparation?

*looks at Pete in disbelief*

It's all about the preparation. It feels good on the whole.

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By *iddlesticksMan
34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m feeling in a particular self flagellation mood today, so With no hope whatsoever, I am in.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
34 weeks ago

North Norfolk

What the heck, I’m in

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By *issBellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

"Im in…. Ive lowered my filters so even ‘plain looking’ women will be able to message me… don’t abuse it girls… if i don’t reply to the 20th boob pic it’s probably gonna be a no thanks!!

Finally

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

is that message Monday or massage Monday - just clarifying -

I thought that

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Thanks Willy idol but message or massage am out.Thanks for thinking of us ladie

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

Finally

Youd get in however high the filters were you saucy minx!!

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By *lack Orchid 0204Man
34 weeks ago

Leeds

I'm in..

please don't send a fancy a f**k message , I'm more than just a piece of meat

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By *loyd1982Man
34 weeks ago

Twickenham

I’m in

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By *k_123Man
34 weeks ago

Preston

I’m in x

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By *otthehorneMan
34 weeks ago

doggersville

I’m in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
34 weeks ago

Southampton

I need to go and do something productive, I might be back later to send some more messages

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

Now I don't believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
34 weeks ago

Bromley

I'm in

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By *dinMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Got to be in it to win it

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By *hiversMan
34 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

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By *acavityMan
34 weeks ago

Redditch

I'm in.

Any messages from ladies, will be seen as non binding,and purely for entertainment purposes.

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By *agpuss_1Man
34 weeks ago

on the move

I’m game

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By *damxxMan
34 weeks ago

London

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

Ok , I’m in.

Just because I want to come back tonight to say “told you, nobody’s gonna write”

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By *rBobbMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Time to throw caution to the wind. I'm in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
34 weeks ago

Stratford

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary

Can I send them early Willy?

I'll be at work by 8

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By *inkster seekingMan
34 weeks ago

Ponty

Would love to receive a nice message off one of the beautiful ladies on here

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

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By *ex LutherMan
34 weeks ago

Closer than you think

This could be interesting, count me in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

Now I don't believe that"

Appearances are deceptive Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie"."

She has short hair. And is smol.

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By *penmyeyes11Man
34 weeks ago

south east

Morning all I’m in

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By *ceicebabyMan
34 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Happy Monday all.

Why not join in so I am in

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

Now I don't believe that

Appearances are deceptive Willy. "

It's the rainbow that threw me

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By *anSMan
34 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Not taken part in a thread like this for a while, I’m in

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By *ouno2muchMan
34 weeks ago

Dublin

OP, How can you be so sure?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

She has short hair. And is smol. "

She lives in the dishwasher?

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By *del 1Man
34 weeks ago

London

I am in to test the OP's claims xx

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Im in .will make my day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I’m in and very horny, like repaying a massage with head

if your in Huddersfield let me know

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

Now I don't believe that

Appearances are deceptive Willy.

It's the rainbow that threw me"

Is that all it takes?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
34 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?

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By *ather WickmasMan
34 weeks ago

The Continental

"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?

Nah. Down with rules

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By *ouno2muchMan
34 weeks ago

Dublin

"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?

That’s the guaranteed deadline!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

She has short hair. And is smol. "

Dammit. I don't qualify. Only 1 out of 2

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By *ell GwynnWoman
34 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?

I hope not! Gosh darn it, have we been doing it wrong?

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By *ynaMike69Man
34 weeks ago

Blackpool

In for a penny....

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By *ryingitout19Man
34 weeks ago

Wales

Ha you never know…..

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

I just got a message. So ok, I was wrong

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By *obby3264Man
34 weeks ago

Cambridge

I’m in and ran out of dick pics so you’re safe from the pradickible return policy.

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By *d4fun73Man
34 weeks ago

Shipley

"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

Of course they will! Happy to be proven wrong

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By *omCoyoteMan
34 weeks ago

Northern England

I'm in; but I'd say the chances of receiving a message are approximately the same as me falling pregnant!

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By *ang Average guyMan
34 weeks ago

Farnborough

I live in hope.

In.

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By *rymedownunderMan
34 weeks ago

London/Australia

Im in - lets see if theres any interest

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Automatically out.

I'm not a Nice Lady.

Now I don't believe that

Appearances are deceptive Willy.

It's the rainbow that threw me

Is that all it takes?

That and a nice bum. I'm very shallow

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By *hiskasMan
34 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'm up for a giggle,

I'm in

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By *inochioMan
34 weeks ago

Derbyshire

Im in. Be nice im a sensitive soul but dont ask for a dic pic i dont send them.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
34 weeks ago

Herts

I like my chances. I'm in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Ok , I’m in.

Just because I want to come back tonight to say “told you, nobody’s gonna write”

Expectations lead to....

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By *rtucker79Man
34 weeks ago

WINCHESTER

Is anyone gonna make my inbox yellow?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
34 weeks ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

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By *iddlesticksMan
34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Careful lads, remember that once you’ve received said message from a lovely lady, you can no longer moan on and on about how shit this site is and that you never get any messages and that it’s all a conspiracy started by Donald Trump.

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By *iddlesticksMan
34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

Midnight is good with me.

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By *teveknawMan
34 weeks ago

Scotland

Would be rude not to be in

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By *rBobbMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

I really don't think anyone will mind

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By *ritladMan
34 weeks ago

Taunton

I’m in!

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I’m up for it

I can see that

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

THEN DON’T BOTHER

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By *tevi00Man
34 weeks ago

Peterborough

Hopefully will get a message then!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
34 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Shit, I was supposed to wait til 8pm to message?

I hope not! Gosh darn it, have we been doing it wrong?"
give me another 8 hours to spread my weirdness

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By *ordpeleMan
34 weeks ago

London, Herts,Bucks, South East, Southern Spain

Hurry up, I’m holding my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

THEN DON’T BOTHER

... Block, delete, move on

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By *aradox13Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

Let me dust off my inbox, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

THEN DON’T BOTHER

... Block, delete, move on

Can’t delete friends you don’t have babe xxxx

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'll try and remember to send some after work.. It might be after 8pm though

THEN DON’T BOTHER

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By *he builder300Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

I am in, but i know no one will, lol

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By *IG G77Man
34 weeks ago

GATLEY

I'm in

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By *ex LutherMan
34 weeks ago

Closer than you think

I have already received some lovely messages.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

"Careful lads, remember that once you’ve received said message from a lovely lady, you can no longer moan on and on about how shit this site is and that you never get any messages and that it’s all a conspiracy started by Donald Trump. "

Nah, you can moan about how cr*p messages are from women instead though.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

I probably didn't think the popularity of this thread through enough. Thank God LittleMistress has the day off

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By *ustamanMan
34 weeks ago

weymouth

Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

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By *inkster seekingMan
34 weeks ago

Ponty

Thank you very very much for my message you know who you are beautiful

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By *ove2-lickMan
34 weeks ago

Worcester

I m in

Lrts try this as well might my luck change

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Thank you for all the messages, some unreal women getting added to my hot list right now. Love a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'll send some random messages in a bit

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By *r Black 85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

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By *ikesEmBigMan
34 weeks ago

Herts

I was impressed tbh

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

She has short hair. And is smol. "

I love that word!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
34 weeks ago

Herts

"Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.

I second that. They're not all meanies lol

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.

I told you they're not mediocre

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
34 weeks ago

My Own Little World

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By *iddlesticksMan
34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

She has short hair. And is smol.

I love that word!"

I love your bum.

Just saying.

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Some beautiful messages this morning from the most radiant flowers in the Fab Orangery.

I told you they're not mediocre "

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I know, right.

I totally misread the room here. Mea culpa.

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By *rill PhilMan
34 weeks ago

Crediton

I'm in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Gent's, If you say in, I promise you a lovely ladie will message you by 8pm tonight.

It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will receive a message

How are you going to guarantee this Willy?

Have you got a secret woman in you?

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

I had a few messages. Lots of laughs and fun! And some beauty added to my HL

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By *rymedownunderMan
34 weeks ago

London/Australia

Im still waiting for a message and its past 8pm Australian time!!

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By *rant69123Man
34 weeks ago

Christchurch

Mmmm yes please

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

"I’m up for it

second that

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him

Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him

Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…"

i thought i had to send messages

think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one

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By *elboy1978Man
34 weeks ago

Fellgate

I’m in

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By *ssex DMan
34 weeks ago

london

I’m in

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By *cnugatugMan
34 weeks ago

Chatham

I'm in just happy to chat about anything lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him

Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…

i thought i had to send messages

think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one

My nigerian uncle has designed a treasure hunt to his multi billion nigerian dollar fortune ( about £6 .20 at the current exchange rate) pm for clues!!!

ok - its in my pants fs!!!

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By *nkedguy777Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *ondiego85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

"Go on then in, but if it turns into one of those chain letter/email things .............

My nigerian uncle…..

oooh will he send me lots of money if i message him

Will send you money, but not just for messaging him in afraid…

i thought i had to send messages

think the nigerian uncle is in the wrong thread - maybe he was looking for the massage one

Yeah, massage.

Wait, has he specified what kind of massage he was after? Did he mention a “happy ending”?

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By *uietlycheekyMan
34 weeks ago

aberdeen

Go on then, im in

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By *agnar73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Hmm, do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Please clarify the defining characteristics of a "lovely ladie".

She has short hair. And is smol.

I love that word!"

Smol

my favourite

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By *hetechmanMan
34 weeks ago

north west

I’m in

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By *excentric101Man
34 weeks ago

West Midlands

Go on then, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *od ThrusterMan
34 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

I'm in. Late to the party but still hopeful of something nice in my inbox to make me smile.

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By *ames250122Man
34 weeks ago

Worcester

"I we message a man what do we get in return? Oh hang on we already know... its another pic of his dick!"

D’oh, you can message me and I promise I will give a proper reply and no dic pics. Completely appreciate if you do it would just be for light hearted banter and not for any other reason.

Also maybe mention who it was who sent the unsolicited pic on here so admin can ban them from the chat so no one else has to deal with their stupidity instead and spoiling people been able to enjoy a bit of light heart fun? x

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
34 weeks ago

Always on the move

I dare them to message me. Double dare even!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Who doesn’t like a nice message. I’m in please

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By *iddlesticksMan
34 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve actually had a nice message already. From a fitty too.

Yep I’m showing off, I really am doing it.

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By *illiamgMan
34 weeks ago

Cheshire

I'm in

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By *rBobbMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'm in why not

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
34 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Out

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By *illy Idol OP Man
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Out

You not had a message yet?

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

Great thread this, gentlefellow.

Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Great thread this, gentlefellow.

Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread."

^^ it has been proclaimed!

Hallelujah

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By *eroLondonMan
34 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Great thread this, gentlefellow.

Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread.

^^ it has been proclaimed!

Hallelujah

•

You're very sassy today, Le Petit Oiseau.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Great thread this, gentlefellow.

Henceforth you should run this in tandem with the Monochrome Monday™ thread.

^^ it has been proclaimed!

Hallelujah

•

You're very sassy today, Le Petit Oiseau.

*bows*

Every day darling

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