FabSwingers.com forum: Jump into a volcano, or….

By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

….jump out of a plane with no parachute

Or,

Jump into that well of souls pit place filled with snakes from Indian Jones?

Or,

Send me boobs, bums and pretty things?

Ta X

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
45 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I'll take the volcano please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

Oh, I didn’t give my own answer!

I’d definitely send myself my bum pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the volcano please."

That’d be my second option! A quick but beautiful death!

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Out of a plane please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"Out of a plane please."

Tandem jump? Die doing something/someone you love?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
45 weeks ago

Essex

Yeah

Volcano. Quick & firey

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
45 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I'll take the volcano

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

"Out of a plane please.

Tandem jump? Die doing something/someone you love?

I can't even be alone in death.

FML

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"Out of a plane please.

Tandem jump? Die doing something/someone you love?

I can't even be alone in death.

FML

Its death! It’s eternal loneliness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"Yeah

Volcano. Quick & firey"

Saves on cremation and funeral costs too!x

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Volcano for me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Boobs coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the volcano"

Omg you’re all going for the volcano! Like a red hot swinging lava hot tub!

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By *hoirCouple
45 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Sky dive please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"Boobs coming "

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'll take the volcano

Omg you’re all going for the volcano! Like a red hot swinging lava hot tub!

My arse isn’t THAT big.

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By *illy IdolMan
45 weeks ago

Midlands

I'd send you pretty things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'd send you pretty things

Liar liar bums on fire!

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'll take the snake pit and my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit "

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though "

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!"

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him "

That’s a massive ferret

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
45 weeks ago

Norwich

What if the plane was still on the ground? Or the volcano was dormant?

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"What if the plane was still on the ground? Or the volcano was dormant?"

Then we’d throw you in the snake pit for being too smart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy "

I still think it looks like a beaver!

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By *arley QuimWoman
45 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

I still think it looks like a beaver!

You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

I still think it looks like a beaver!

You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then

I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

I still think it looks like a beaver!

You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then

I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals

They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments

I blame Leslie Nielsen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
45 weeks ago

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

I still think it looks like a beaver!

You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then

I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals

They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments

I blame Leslie Nielsen"

Nice beaver!

(how do you know how large I think?

)

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By *ags73Man
45 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I'll take the snake pit and my

Beaver?

Pffft! No! It's a ferret. They eat snakes or summit

It’d end up a fucking fat ferret!

Well then we'll all be happy won't we... Maybes not the snakes though

Still gotta get past all the dead corpses though!

The dead don't hurt you... Only the living

And the crazy German boxer fella! Hey junge, kommt!

I'll get my 20st ferret to fight him

That’s a massive ferret

Yes, he's my pride and joy. I call him Fluffy

I still think it looks like a beaver!

You've clearly not had much experience of beavers then

I’m a virgin in the field of small furry mammals

They’re larger than you’d think although posting beaver pics on FB gets the predictable reactions and comments

I blame Leslie Nielsen

Nice beaver!

(how do you know how large I think?

Holiday and staying near a river so saw them in and out the water. Adult ones looked size of a medium/large dog

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