FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello out there

Can you provide me with some chat up lines for when I am out giving it large to men over the holidays. How do I get to be noticed?

I wish I could wait for men to say something to me but I like to step in and say hello.

I have done that before and actually frightened a couple because they thought I was being too forward

So good tips on just being noticed and great lines would be really appreciated!!

Corrie

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

you can siddle up to me anytime and strike up a conversation, it wouldn't scare me off at all, it would in fact ber a rare treat to be chatted up first for a change lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The coy femme look with eyes fluttering is a good one. But in all honesty its got little at all to do with words and a lot more to do with body language and eye contact.

As a bloke if a woman looks, then goes a little coy then looks again I know the signals and will strike up a conversation. But I am a confident bloke and I know some aren’t so. But saying that we all pick up on sex signs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is that a gun in ya pocket or are you just pleased to see me ????

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"is that a gun in ya pocket or are you just pleased to see me ????

Get ya coat you've pulled

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is that a gun in ya pocket or are you just pleased to see me ????

Get ya coat you've pulled

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i dont have a coat..but il steal one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brilliant !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

steel one???? like batfink????

ohhh I see what you meant now

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"steel one???? like batfink????

ohhh I see what you meant now

If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steel one???? like batfink????

ohhh I see what you meant now

If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas

psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"steel one???? like batfink????

ohhh I see what you meant now

If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas

psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks

She might notice though. You distract her and i'll go in the back way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steel one???? like batfink????

ohhh I see what you meant now

If she had one like that i would have probs gettin into her clouts alas

psssst, angle grinder to the hinges, but watch out for sparks

She might notice though. You distract her and i'll go in the back way

OK, i'll get it all fired up and grab my helmet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oi you two.......i CAN read ya know !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oi you two.......i CAN read ya know !!

damn, an I thought we were being subtle

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"oi you two.......i CAN read ya know !!

Can you??

Fek you kept that secret!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

where me chat up lines !!! I have been hijacked lol lol lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"where me chat up lines !!! I have been hijacked lol lol lol

"
bloody men!!! lol ok let me think..chat up lines..............fancy a fuck???? tried that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where me chat up lines !!! I have been hijacked lol lol lol

oooooops, sorry Corrie, ( that wasn't meant to rhyme )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where me chat up lines !!! I have been hijacked lol lol lol

Best line I ever had used on me (I'm a bloke btw) was:

Her:Is your name Santa?

Me: Huh?

Her: Well someone said Santa's cumming tonight.

.... Christmas WAS good that year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aren't chat up lines brilliant

Think tonight w3hen I am out I am going to try a few. I like the santa one.

But I think I will try the body language - big winks and slobbering at the mouth may just do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chat up line that works with 99.9% of males is ........"ya wanna shag hun"

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I leave my dress at the bottom of you bed...

Can I see what my hear would look like on your pillow.

Remember my name, you will be calling it all night.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

im going ugly early you have pulled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your out just say hi and smile. If a man likes you he will smile back and start chatting to you and think his luck is in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following had worked for the gentlemen who ask the question (or something similar):

Would those lovely boobs of yours like some attention?

I find it hard to say no somehow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, just realised the OP is asking for chat up lines for herself!

How about "I would love to feel the body underneath your shirt?"

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By *hemadcoupleCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

You say:

"You look like my tenth boy friend."

He says;

"How many boy friends have you had?"

You say;

"Nine."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .

My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.

I was thinking something like

"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .

My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.

I was thinking something like

"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work

Would you want men that are scared by you???

I too can be quite forward, and if the recipient of my attention cannot handle it, then he is a bit of a whimp and would not be suitable for me IMHO!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

how about " i've got this itch" " how would you like to relieve me by being my personal scratching post" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .

My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.

I was thinking something like

"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work

Would you want men that are scared by you???

I too can be quite forward, and if the recipient of my attention cannot handle it, then he is a bit of a whimp and would not be suitable for me IMHO!

Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!

Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.

Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"These are making me smile. I think the first line is the have I got yourr attention one and after that its either all up or down hill .

My problem is that I scare men by being so forward but I dont know how not to be . I dont wait to be asked I suppose which some must find very rude.

I was thinking something like

"care to share my nipple clamps" - would that work

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works for me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How would you like my eggs, fertilized or unfertilized

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"How would you like my eggs, fertilized or unfertilized"
very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!

Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.

Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx "

Too true!

A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Scuse me pearl neckles... I was just about to say that!

Be you .. if they are taken aback they have nothing to give.

Men who want the 'coy' look can handle girls maybe but a woman would be too much for them. xx

Too true!

A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it

i find that so attractive in a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too true!

A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it

i find that so attractive in a women

I hope to meet you at a social event or club one day

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Too true!

A lot of men cannot handle sexy confident older women who know what they want and how to get it

i find that so attractive in a women

I hope to meet you at a social event or club one day

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would love to

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know in reality, id be mortified if i had to chat a guy up, I could never send a guy a message first as regards to meeting and i couldnt put myself on meets today either. Bravo to all you women that can"

Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again!

lmao, i was on there once i must of clicked something didnt know i was on till the messages started coming through lol.

I would like to add that once i know a guy i have no problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you know CPR? because you just took my breath away, or my favourite line.... the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again!

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why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A saeasonal one might be:

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Or, the more generic:

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

(Me never gets chatted up so a simple 'hello, who are you' would do me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again!

why ?"

I agreed to meet a nice gent for a quick bite to eat locally.

Got there, and we had a nice chat, however, I felt bad about not wanting to play with him, as I could feel his disappointment when I said no.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Put myself up for Meet Today once, and I shan't do that again!

why ?

I agreed to meet a nice gent for a quick bite to eat locally.

Got there, and we had a nice chat, however, I felt bad about not wanting to play with him, as I could feel his disappointment when I said no.

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men and rejection

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

errr how about the message i got. would make a great chat upline NOT lol.. it read

Can i fuck you let me know when !!! ffs lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are you the Pope? Funny I feel compelled to kiss your ring, but I'm not sure how it's meant to be done... may be you could demonstrate on me first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You say:

"You look like my tenth boy friend."

He says;

"How many boy friends have you had?"

You say;

"Nine.""

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

They say Christmas is a time for giving… how about getting in the Christmas spirit between my thighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Totally brilliant ! I so am going to use some of these tonight lol lol. Thank you so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally brilliant ! I so am going to use some of these tonight lol lol. Thank you so much!

Good luck, you go girl!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Would you like to check if my shoes match my earrings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try "Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?" i used it last night and it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or you could try

did you just fart.....coz you blew me away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like the line

You know my lips won't just kiss themselves.

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