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36 weeks ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

If you want to insert a bottle of prosecco up a vagina or woman's arse , give it a shake and then let go ........ why not practise on yourself first ?

Then you'd know how it works for arses.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

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36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Ofc it is. Its number 47 in the manual "101 uses for a woman".

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By *oodmessMan
36 weeks ago

yumsville

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Ofc it is. Its number 47 in the manual "101 uses for a woman"."

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
36 weeks ago

notts

Sounds like sexual abuse to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm appalled at the waste of prosecco.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I'm appalled at the waste of prosecco. "

We’d drink your arse Prosecco.

But not out the fanny.

That’s just wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from? "

I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from? "

As if you’ve never put those minstrels up your bum!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........

I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.

It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.

Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.

Seriously .... get a grip.

DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I'm appalled at the waste of prosecco.

We’d drink your arse Prosecco.

But not out the fanny.

That’s just wrong."

With extra fizz?

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By *edeWoman
36 weeks ago

the abyss

"I'm appalled at the waste of prosecco. "

This is what I was thinking! And I'm not even a huge prosecco fan

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Is it weirdo Sunday. Some very odd threads doing the rounds today

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By *espacito56Man
36 weeks ago

Orkney

"If you want to insert a bottle of prosecco up a vagina or woman's arse , give it a shake and then let go ........ why not practise on yourself first ?

Then you'd know how it works for arses."

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Not particularly no...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

It'll be on Britains Got Talent next week ......

Some woman wobbling around in the air like Rag Dolly Anna with a Jeroboam up her fudge !

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I'm appalled at the waste of prosecco.

We’d drink your arse Prosecco.

But not out the fanny.

That’s just wrong.

With extra jizz? "

Arse jizz!

Too far.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

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By *AYENCouple
36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

As if you’ve never put those minstrels up your bum! "

You promised you’d never tell anyone about that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh okay. I take it all back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K."

Seriously the lady in the clip loved it and it was fully consensual but granted it wasn’t a full bottle and they’d probably shared the majority of it orally first so no Prosecco wastage was conducted as part of this activity.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"

Just because someone else has done it, doesn't make it safe or sensible....

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By *allguynowMan
36 weeks ago

durham

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Experiment on yourself first. See how an arsehole handles it.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
36 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Experiment on yourself first. See how an arsehole handles it. "

Somebody has already suggested that earlier in the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........

I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.

It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.

Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.

Seriously .... get a grip.

DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "

It would appear there are men and women who walk amongst us who had surgery to have mutual respect removed.

Worrying times x

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"If you want to insert a bottle of prosecco up a vagina or woman's arse , give it a shake and then let go ........ why not practise on yourself first ?

Then you'd know how it works for arses."
she has a good point

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
36 weeks ago

chichester

Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.

Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though

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By *rAitchMan
36 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I think when she said she wanted you to pop your cork, she wasn't talking about the Prosecco!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.

Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though

Are they glass and hollow and made for drinks ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

No. Not really OP. Have a good think why it might not be

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By *ell GwynnWoman
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"

I wonder what her monthly Canesten expenses are?

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

As if you’ve never put those minstrels up your bum! "

That’s some bum if it will take a group of musicians

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

This sounds like a lovely recipe for thrush - enjoy your drink.

Mrs

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........

I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.

It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.

Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.

Seriously .... get a grip.

DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "

One would assume this kind of thing would be consensual, random insertion of fizzy drinks into unsuspecting female orifices wouldn’t be cricket

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
36 weeks ago

The Continental

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

As if you’ve never put those minstrels up your bum!

That’s some bum if it will take a group of musicians

Someone ‘loosened’ me with a Methuselah of Dom Perignon first.

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

"It'll be on Britains Got Talent next week ......

Some woman wobbling around in the air like Rag Dolly Anna with a Jeroboam up her fudge !

People in Costa are staring at me as I can’t stop laughing at this

Thanks Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.

Would this be the same lady collecting a wad of cash at the for as she left walking funny ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Sounds like a trip to A&E .

Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.

I blame porn

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

I think Clint did this in Magnum Forced

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Sounds like a trip to A&E .

Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.

I blame porn "

Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Sounds like a trip to A&E .

Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.

I blame porn

Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse.

Pass

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By *undee2Man
36 weeks ago

Dundee

As it was one explained to me, no, it is not safe unless you have researched this thoroughly. The lining of the vagina and anus is thin. Alcohol, usually administered by turkey baster, bypasses the body's safety mechanisms (the liver) and goes into the blood stream unadulterated. You get a buzz very quickly but there have been deaths from this (i think a bottle of sherry was emptied anally). I have tried this a couple of times and you get "d*unk" very quickly. Certainly not recommended and do NOT drive.

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

Driving would be impossible due to the protruding Dom Perringnion bottle

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By *OYFBWoman
36 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

As a health professional - DO NOT DO THIS.

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By *rAitchMan
36 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I think Clint did this in Magnum Forced "

The Brut.

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By *undee2Man
36 weeks ago

Dundee

"As it was one explained to me, no, it is not safe unless you have researched this thoroughly. The lining of the vagina and anus is thin. Alcohol, usually administered by turkey baster, bypasses the body's safety mechanisms (the liver) and goes into the blood stream unadulterated. You get a buzz very quickly but there have been deaths from this (i think a bottle of sherry was emptied anally). I have tried this a couple of times and you get "d*unk" very quickly. Certainly not recommended and do NOT drive."

To clarify i used a turkey baster and NOT a glass bottle.

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By *issBellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

as others have said, no it's not safe

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I have a friend who is a colorectal surgeon .... he told me ages ago only ever insert sex toys design for that specific purpose into your bum or vag ..... he's had to remove too many things that have caused damage

So it's an absolute resounding no from me

..... and I prefer tattinger which I ain't wasting

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By *olli_popWoman
36 weeks ago

West Midlands

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.

Did she love it though? Or was it all for the benefit of the clip?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If you're gonna do it at least offer champagne lol.

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

"I think Clint did this in Magnum Forced

The Brut."

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By *as7643Man
36 weeks ago

staffs

It definitely sounds like a trip to A & E

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By *esparate danMan
36 weeks ago

glasgow

"It can't just be me ....... is it just me ? ........

I try most days to ignore the various ways men think up of USING a woman's body.

It's as if women simply aren't people. It's as if they can't feel the pain or suffer the damage or that they won't suffer emotional damage or low self esteem.

Don't bother with 'it's a sex site' .. most of the things I read are not sex just the dehumanising of another person so you can do to them what you want.

Seriously .... get a grip.

DISCLAIMER: no kink shaming was intended by the ranty panty person who did this post. "

No its not just you granny

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Sounds like a trip to A&E .

Inserting a glass bottle anywhere in a human really does sound like an accident waiting to happen and not very sterile either.

I blame porn

Pretty sure there’s a vid somewhere of a guy picking the broken glass out of his arse.

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that's 1 man 1 jar.

Do not Google it

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By *irthandgirthMan
36 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"

Have you tried going outside and talking to people recently? Maybe you should.

Just because you have seen a video clip doesn't mean it is safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

It’s probably gonna end in tears tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"It’s probably gonna end in tears tbh

Tears/tears… (oh nvm, I’m wasted on fab…)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
36 weeks ago

North West

"It’s probably gonna end in tears tbh

Tears/tears… (oh nvm, I’m wasted on fab…)"

Your word play is sublime

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Alcester

I'd just like to play with one passionate using my tongue. That'll do me just fine.

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By *ad NannaWoman
36 weeks ago

East London

It won't be great for the natural flora in the vagina or rectum.

If you do it and she starts to smell a bit fishy afterwards, you'll know why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

Wow amazing judgmentality on here from people about a post that was half heartedly for fun and at the end of the day a pure fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Wow amazing judgmentality on here from people about a post that was half heartedly for fun and at the end of the day a pure fantasy. "

You say judgemental

We say sane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

Post unfollowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from? "

Am with you on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Wow amazing judgmentality on here from people about a post that was half heartedly for fun and at the end of the day a pure fantasy. "

Opinions mere fellow opinions you wanted them you got them. Now no need to be rude.. Get me that proseco up my vagina am willing...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Post unfollowed. "

It’s your post??

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Are you really that bored of women and their various orifices that you feel the desire to do that?! K.

Get me that damn proseco fuck video and I will asses my vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Women aren’t toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Wow no response typical. All my messages on here are iggied.

poor single men

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I will drink proseco to this thread. Cheers

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By *ssex_tomMan
36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom does not recommend. There is a stated case of assault of a young apprentice at a car mechanic garage. They put the tyre inflater up his backside and forced high pressure aid and internal injuries were catastrophic. Fizzy wine is obviously carbonated and glass can break. And as pointed out the alcohol gets in your system very quickly and can be very dangerous. Tom had a coffee enema once but that is another story.

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By *ssex_tomMan
36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.

No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Out of curiosity. How’s this thread worked by out for you ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
36 weeks ago

Bexley

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from? "

From the deepest body recesses?

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By *uliette500Woman
36 weeks ago

Hull

"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.

Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though

It's not the size I'd be worried about, it would be the pressure and force of the fizz after shaking the bottle

People are really coming up with some weird ideas lately and not everyone will consider the safety aspect.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
36 weeks ago

Sheffield

It’s glass, and could explode…absolutely not. Not only could it potentially damage your insides it’d throw the ph balance right off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Tom had a bit of constipation after experimenting with anal insertions and had the embarrassment of going to the doctor. Tom has to explain in detail what he had done. The doctor prescribed daily suppository and a follow up appointment. Did they work said the doctor.

No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse"

Oldies are the best Tom

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?

Out of curiosity. How’s this thread worked by out for you ? "

He's very annoyed with your amazing judgementality ( sic )

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Wtf

There is definitely a line where fantasy should stay fantasy

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"From what depths do stupid fuckin ideas like this come from?

I’ve actually seen it on a short video Clip posted on here pal"

So someone’s done it. Wow.

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By *ssex_tomMan
36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse

Oldies are the best Tom

You are a great audience Granny

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By *odgerMooreMan
36 weeks ago

Nowhere

Not prosecco but i think with a can of extra chilled draught guinness it should be ok

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By *ags73Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Not prosecco but i think with a can of extra chilled draught guinness it should be ok

I’m just thinking the width of those cans

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse

Oldies are the best Tom

You are a great audience Granny"

Cheeky Sod !

Put that in the news and ask all about it

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By *ssex_tomMan
36 weeks ago

Chelmsford

No said Tom. For all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse

Oldies are the best Tom

You are a great audience Granny

Cheeky Sod !

Put that in the news and ask all about it "

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By *isachocWoman
35 weeks ago

london

"I’ve wanted to try inserting a recently opened bottle of Prosecco into a lady’s vagina or anally. Giving it a shake then removing. Is this safe?"

Hang on. He’s entitled to his fantasies

What I’m unclear on is which end is inserted. Is the thick end in and then the bottle goes off like a firework or is it the thin end which yeah would be dangerous for the woman?

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By *isachocWoman
35 weeks ago

london

"Not prosecco but i think with a can of extra chilled draught guinness it should be ok

Done that! It was great

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By *idingout41Man
35 weeks ago

Southampton

I am surprised that no one has mentioned a routine I saw about 15 years ago at the old “La Mirage” in Gran Canaria. I believe it was a semi regular event. We were there with a small group of friends and were enjoying a slightly late breakfast coffee at the poolside bar.

A stunning German girl, who had arrived with her partner the previous evening, turned up at the otherwise empty pool and settled herself in a poolside lounger.

A short while later two men appeared. One was a tanned Scandinavian chap, late fifties, who we understood spend a couple of months at a time at “La Mirage” with his wife every year. The other was an average looking guy, naked apart from a dress-shirt collar, bow tie and shirt cuffs. He was holding a silver tray with a bottle of Champagne.

This was clearly all pre-arranged.

The girl spread her legs wide. The Scandinavian chap took the bottle, opened it, allowing the cork to pop off into the air, and as the contents fizzed out he inserted the bottle into the girl and vigorously fucked her with it.

Champagne- and I believe it was the real stuff- sprayed meters into the air.

Afterwards the two men bowed deeply to us, their audience, and left. The girl slipped into the pool.

And our hangovers were forgotten......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.

I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

"I remember every time Wylie Cyote got blown up with gunpowder every time he couldn't catch road runner ..... God I thought .... it's okay if I get blown up doing the bank cos i'll be fixed before the next cartoon.

I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?"

I fucked up first time.

Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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I agree

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?

I fucked up first time.

Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again? "

Oh faux pas ...... kinky that's funnier than you intended.

No mine was a jeroboam of cava !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

I have a fantasy of handing a bloke a round black fizzing bomb...... no harm eh ?

I fucked up first time.

Granny, have you been on the Don Perignon again?

Oh faux pas ...... kinky that's funnier than you intended.

No mine was a jeroboam of cava !"

So big, Granny

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By *eavenscentitCouple
35 weeks ago

barnstaple

"Tbh there is countless sex toys bigger than a wine bottle thousands of people use anally if experienced at deep large insertions.

Wouldn’t recommend for a random civvie fab swinger though

Are they glass and hollow and made for drinks ?"

Exactly, no they are not

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By *ackformore100Man
35 weeks ago

Tin town

Assti spermanti?

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