FabSwingers.com forum: Brits kicking off in passport queue

By *rHotNotts OP Man
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So yesterday all the e-gates stopped working in Great Britain, a small island in Northern Europe famous for conquering other countries, sl@very, queues and manners.

Locals were horrified, not by the 2 + hour queues , they liked this part , but by having to queue behind ‘foreigners’. including people they have conquered

In one village called Birmingham, famous for its strange accent and chips, locals got so frustrated and started angrily shouting at staff that their grandparents had fought in the Great War amd they should not be forced to queue behind foreign people.

What’s going on here ? It’s all over the ex-pat forums….

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

What is an e-gate?

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By *olden RatioWoman
35 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"What is an e-gate? "

The automated passport barrier

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By *TG3Man
35 weeks ago

Dorchester

"What is an e-gate?

The automated passport barrier"
that never works

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"What is an e-gate?

The automated passport barrier"

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Shocking! Didn't they mention the one world cup?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s all over the queues.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
35 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Here we go ....... ONE moronic bigot makes ONE very ill thought out remark from deep down in their darkest ignorance and posts it publicly and the country begins to chatter as if it's a widely held belief

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By *ie n MashCouple
35 weeks ago

Back in Malice

[Removed by poster at 28/04/24 07:30:22]

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By *ie n MashCouple
35 weeks ago

Back in Malice

"It’s all over the queues."

Very droll, Sir

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By *uangshanMan
35 weeks ago

jarrow

I think the main point should have been the e gate it’s self, why try and use technology if it doesn’t work properly, if companies make use of new technology it need to work flawlessly or have back ups systems in place that can work just as effectively

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
35 weeks ago

chichester

this is a perfect time to restart the empire and this problem will disappear

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

1 flake of snow and theres carnage at our local co-op for bread.

Good old brits

Mrs

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By *udie NudieMan
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

"So yesterday all the e-gates stopped working in Great Britain, a small island in Northern Europe famous for conquering other countries, sl@very, queues and manners.

Locals were horrified, not by the 2 + hour queues , they liked this part , but by having to queue behind ‘foreigners’. including people they have conquered

What’s going on here ? It’s all over the ex-pat forums….

FCKN HILARIOUS!!!!!

Finally, we have taken back control!!

I do hope those kicking off are enjoying their blue passports.

RULE BRTIANNIA!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

Does Ozzy Osborne, a local of Birmingham, have any opinion on this? It feels like this report is lacking insight from a local celebrity.

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