FabSwingers.com forum: What do men want?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What makes you happy?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I saw this and thought of you’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain’t got a clue.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Things that make you go hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wazo pair of juggs haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘I saw this and thought of you’"

This makes me happy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to take a wild guess and say boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is a woman to like me for me and not be a liar but it seems that’s a lot to ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I saw this and thought of you’

This makes me happy too

Maybe this gender thing is a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes nothing at all apart from holding my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polyamory

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Polite, friendly but naughty ladies

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'm finding the simple things make me happy

Going with the flow and not overthinking

Plus boobs

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves

Riding my motorcycle.

Oh and a nice woman who just likes to take things easy

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What makes you happy? "

Threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their face glazed like a donut.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Bacon

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By *-MrGatsby-.Man
over a year ago

London and Sandy

Quality fun time with a sensuous lady.

Simple pleasures can make me very happy.

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

To be ambidextrous so I can paint my finger nails without making a mess.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Being chased…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting our willies into things

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What makes you happy? "

Connection, purpose, Sustenance warmth and wetness

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley

Some mail from the women here that isn't just one sentence shite like 'wot u up to' or wot you wearing' obviously written while the other hand's stuffed down your drawers rubbing one out.

Put some effort into it please ladies, engage with us, show us some personality and we might, might just pick up your mail and read it.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I'm going to take a wild guess and say boobs

Correct

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Sex sex and more sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blow job … anyone?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Personally speaking a huge garage with lots of room for activities

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blow job … anyone? "

I thought you’d never offer.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blow job … anyone?

I thought you’d never offer. "

Wow. There’s a surprise……. I’m not saying no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For myself i want that inner peace in my own head!

But,I think it varies from person to person.

Most men just want to be understood,respected and desired....a great set of jugs does ease the situation if he is missing the above mentioned

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By *exxyyDy11Man
over a year ago

North West

I wouldn't mind a few million in the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you happy? "

I'm a big boobs, big ass type of guy

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"A wazo pair of juggs haha"
the best episode

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Decent cup of tea.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
over a year ago

nearby

Probably boring, but just a nice laid-back dress free life with the odd bit of sexual pleasure

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Tea, and cheese sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A no stress friend with all the benefits is all I want

I have everything else and I’m happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap on pics in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A no stress friend with all the benefits is all I want

I have everything else and I’m happy

Nice to see one happy person. What benefits

PIP

UNIVERSAL CREDIT

Happy hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decent cup of tea."

Builders do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain’t got a clue."

Give us a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A no stress friend with all the benefits is all I want

I have everything else and I’m happy

Nice to see one happy person. What benefits

PIP

UNIVERSAL CREDIT

Happy hunting "

Sexual benefits lmao I don’t need anyone’s money

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

Cycling, being naked and sunshine - cycling naked in the sunshine would be a perfect day for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain’t got a clue.

Give us a clue "

Lionel Blair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese.

Just cheese. Long as it isn’t worm cheese then it’s all good.

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By *layfulguy123Man
over a year ago

strat

A woman sat on my face

Is all I truely desire hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wet wang and a bacon sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's choking on my dick...

Butt wiggles...

The simple stuff really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wet wang and a bacon sandwich."

How do you like your bacon?

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Keep me warm in bed.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My dear lady, there is nothing whatsoever that makes a man unhappy. Indeed they are omni-delighted, ever-sated, rarely deflated and perpetually accommodating in their desires and wants.

They are easily pleased and yearn for a quiet and simplistic life. It would be more difficult to negotiate the terms of surrender in an all-woman mud wrestling contest than to placate the perfect unfussy gentleman.

You've never had it so easy peasy, cheddar cheesy.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

A stress free environment. It gets tiring being used as a punch bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A stress free environment. It gets tiring being used as a punch bag."

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Ain’t got a clue.

Give us a clue

Lionel Blair."

It's a film and a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain’t got a clue.

Give us a clue

Lionel Blair.

It's a film and a book "

Moby Dick.

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By *ister_EMan
over a year ago

Hayling Island

I get off on my partners pleasure..... The more they enjoy what I/we are doing the hotter it is for me.

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I'm going to take a wild guess and say boobs

What a great guess! How did you know?

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?"

Why is Cardiff so far away?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Coffee, almond croissants, my dog, scoring a good goal and feeling like a poundland Messi. I'm a simple soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger woods to win the Masters again

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?

Why is Cardiff so far away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese.

Just cheese. Long as it isn’t worm cheese then it’s all good. "

Worm cheese

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?

Why is Cardiff so far away?

Genuine shame I don’t live in Penarth instead of Penrith……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese.

Just cheese. Long as it isn’t worm cheese then it’s all good.

Worm cheese "

Look up Casu Martzu, it’s… disturbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An amazing woman to satisfy my every desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh. I like this thread..

Block, hotlist, message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wet wang and a bacon sandwich.

How do you like your bacon?

Smoky and crispy, hand delivered by Mrs Shiv

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Hometime makes me happy

Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a man but I'm guessing,

to feel loved and appreciated without having to ask for it.

To be able to be completely themselves.

To feel emotion without the worry of the "man up" brigade.

Blowjobs.

Boobs/Willys.

Food .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese.

Just cheese. Long as it isn’t worm cheese then it’s all good.

Worm cheese

Look up Casu Martzu, it’s… disturbing.

No, don’t!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

Such as?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

A full belly and empty balls. Got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

What sandwich are we talking about?….

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By *uksungCouple
over a year ago

wednesbury

I might be biased but pretty much everything of Jens. Her boobs, legs, bum, her looks,har and eyes, she funny and clever. Oh and she lives being dirty.sonshe makes me happy.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

Such as?"

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Welsh cakes, Welsh Butter, Welsh footpaths made from marzipan that lead all the way to London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want peace, I want problems.

That's why I'm on a site full of delusional distinguished dysfunctional debutants.

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By *aabmanMan
over a year ago

bognor regis

The weekend and holidays...oh and bank Holidays. Basically any day that I am not at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

Such as?

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Welsh cakes, Welsh Butter, Welsh footpaths made from marzipan that lead all the way to London.

Check it’s not cyanide rather than marzipan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a man but I'm guessing,

to feel loved and appreciated without having to ask for it.

To be able to be completely themselves.

To feel emotion without the worry of the "man up" brigade.

Blowjobs.

Boobs/Willys.

Food .

Add a healthy sprinkling of race car, beer and a freshly filled cream pie. Life doesn't get much better than that haha not asking for much I don't think haha

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By *rettCoolMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Love a lady 2 dress up .. uniform is great with nylons on mmm heels certainly does it for me x

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?

Why is Cardiff so far away?

Genuine shame I don’t live in Penarth instead of Penrith……

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awww

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

Cynthia Payne the infamous Luncheon Voucher Madame said

“ I never understand why women are called cows, it should be the men. They have to be milked regularly to keep them happy and domesticated”

True?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjobs, sandwiches, being teased a bit.

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By *outhDublinMan86Man
over a year ago

shankill

A scrap of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you happy? "

A kiss a cuddle a snuggle oh and my chest being played with. I find it very soothing x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Usually blowjobs I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strap on pics in my inbox "

I'm still waiting

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Football

Beer & sex not necessarily in that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple to play with

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

The feeling that I'm desired

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Dancing with my wife, a few cocktails sloshing around in my belly and the knowledge we’re heading back to a plush hotel room afterwards.

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By *oveboobs2000Man
over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to take a wild guess and say boobs

"
well that's what I think , can you tell by the name ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is nice guys!

I hope you all get a little bit of what makes you happy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

3 points please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

With a woman? Conversation first

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By *unCycleGymRepeatMan
over a year ago

Greater London

2:59 Finishing time for a marathon

Wife in heels & stockings

Wife in wedding dress

....Life to be more than just this.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Paella

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By *ony MannMan
over a year ago

South Newton

Confidence, engagement and a naughty mind.

My wants are very simple

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Big round squishy boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simpler life. Less work. No bills (it shouldn't cost anyone to live).

Big boobs. Big arse. Big sexual appetite. Lingerie.

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By *ee69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Depends on the man lol , too many modern men are complicated lol

Am a simple soul lol

Do me work , run , work out , my dogs , beer and the odd good women if am lucky lol

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By *EDandBREAKFASTMan
over a year ago

wexford

"What makes you happy? "

Seeing a woman happy after a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things make me momentarily happy.

Doing something well. Cooking good food. Watching people enjoy something. Watching people laugh. Singing/dancing. Listening to music. Talking shite into the night. Hiking nice trails. Competing in sports. alsorts.

Ultimate contentment is a different craving and would make me forever happy. I’ll let you know if I ever find it again what that is

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By *ools1964Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

Redheads, for example I find Lydia Rose Bewley extremely attractive.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I’m afraid this early on Sunday Morning

Boobs Boobs Boobs

Oh Maybe full English

Eggs x 3 bacon sausage black pudding beans tomatoes mushrooms hot steamy coffee

3 x fried bread HP Sauce

Oh and boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a man but I'm guessing,

to feel loved and appreciated without having to ask for it.

To be able to be completely themselves.

To feel emotion without the worry of the "man up" brigade.

Blowjobs.

Boobs/Willys.

Food .

I’d absolutely say this is a pretty accurate/complete list for myself and probs many others

aka a unicorn

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Breakfast

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Beer, football, good food, the odd blow job and shag.

That's about it.

I like to keep things simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few kind words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few kind words..."

Amen to that

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Most men just seem to want a nice cock to suck occasionally

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By *eorgesdad69Man
over a year ago

Long Eaton

"What makes you happy? "
an 8” girthy cock fucking my arse followed by a 10” cock then laying in bed with them dinking wine hoping they both want a second fuck

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Mr here

Sever me my favourite dinner in your sexiests lingerie.

Ie food and naked ladies that's all men want .

Maybe the odd beer but served by a naked sexy lady. Basically anything served by a sexy naked lady.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

Sex and more sex and food

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Time travel. And a good companion.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What makes you happy? "

You

Shit I meant to say that in my head only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say a lot of small things make me happy. Going to the gym, hanging out with friends, going for walks, listening to a funny podcast, watching TV. Pretty much anything to distract me from the crushing weight of real life

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By *eorgesdad69Man
over a year ago

Long Eaton

Being naked on my back a masculine hung man fucking my arse with my legs wrapped around his waist with us kissing passionately

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By *exbot 1Man
over a year ago

Chester le street

"What makes you happy? "
that body of yours mmmm

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

"So it’s not a belly full of food & empty your balls then ?"

No peaky blinders were right, that's exactly what we need, they missed out food and the telly.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London

"Actually, and I have said this before, a blowjob and a sandwich, other food items are available

Such as?"

Curry? Nowt like a Ruby Murray eh?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"What makes you happy? "

Making music, good music and good company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pretty face

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