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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.

Mrs TMN x

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

Earthquake

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By *uelancsTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Preston

"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.

Mrs TMN x"
Do you live in a village in Iraq?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

the thundering of feet as 150 chinese students ran round the building outside my window at 5.30 - 6 am

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.

Mrs TMN x"

are you heidi

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By *ripfillMan
23 weeks ago

havant

Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am

My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation

Little did I know it was market day …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Security deciding to throw everyone out of a festival before 6am. Not fun!

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Earthquake"

Shiiiiit

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.

Mrs TMN x Do you live in a village in Iraq?

Not any more. Got fed up with the goats.

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By *uelancsTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Preston

Got woke up in my tent at Reading festival in the early 90's at 6am by a bloke shouting 'Sophie i'm bleeding' lol.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"the thundering of feet as 150 chinese students ran round the building outside my window at 5.30 - 6 am"

Ah, children, ruiners of sleep

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What's the weirdest way you've ever been woken up?

I was once woken up by a herd of goats passing my window. They had little jingly bells round their necks.

Mrs TMN x

are you heidi

Yodeleeeeehihooooooo

Sorry, what was that? Busy yodelling over here.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am

My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation

Little did I know it was market day … "

Pahahaha, genius!

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Security deciding to throw everyone out of a festival before 6am. Not fun!

Oh booooooo

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By *obilebottomMan
23 weeks ago

All over

"Earthquake

Shiiiiit"

Felt like that at the time. Especially as was on holiday and rather young.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Got woke up in my tent at Reading festival in the early 90's at 6am by a bloke shouting 'Sophie i'm bleeding' lol."

Hope Sophie had a plaster.

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

"Years ago I was on a rugby tour in France I woke up to a market setting up around me approx 5 am

My trusted fellows took my bed into the town Square and I was put to bed in my new accommodation

Little did I know it was market day … "

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By *uelancsTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Preston

"Got woke up in my tent at Reading festival in the early 90's at 6am by a bloke shouting 'Sophie i'm bleeding' lol.

Hope Sophie had a plaster. "
He was plastered lol.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Crawley

There's a church in Soho with a graveyard, two small spiders crawling over my face woke me up seems I slept on top of a big tombstone. Remember the day as well because it was Sept. 11 2001.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
23 weeks ago

Llanelli

I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.

Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental

Waking up inside a body bag.

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

I woke up to a friend spooning me.

Allegedly he thought I was his girlfriend

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I woke up to a friend spooning me.

Allegedly he thought I was his girlfriend

It'll be the peachy rear.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"There's a church in Soho with a graveyard, two small spiders crawling over my face woke me up seems I slept on top of a big tombstone. Remember the day as well because it was Sept. 11 2001."

Oh wow

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.

Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me

Ohhhhh that's not nice!

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Waking up inside a body bag.

What now?!

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

"I woke up to a friend spooning me.

Allegedly he thought I was his girlfriend

It'll be the peachy rear. "

It's a curse I tell you!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"Waking up inside a body bag.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
23 weeks ago

Llanelli

"I had a dream about the girl from the ring standing by my bed, I told her to stop screwing around as was trying to sleep and I put my arm around her and she fell on me.

Woke straight away and I could still feel a cold weight on me

Ohhhhh that's not nice! "

I shit you not, I didn't open my eyes or move for about 15 minutes and I don't scare easy

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By *r John WickMan
23 weeks ago

The Continental

"Waking up inside a body bag.

What now?! "

As a young RAF Cadet, it was expected that you ‘volunteered’ to help out the adult Squadron that you were attached to. Our unit was attached to an Army field hospital unit, so we were simulating casualty treatment and evacuations in the middle of nowhere. I’d been seriously ‘injured’ by gunfire and subsequently pronounced ‘dead’. The simulation was so realistic that we were bagged n tagged before being driven back to the field hospital. During which I decided to grab some much needed sleep as we’d been on the go for 20 hrs +.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

sweet Lisa's spider story reminded me i was asleep waiting for a train on a raised platform in India - it was kind of a cafe and hadnt slept for 24 hrs so was just catching up - they dropped a stack of chairs and cock roaches ran out of everywhere and covered the floor - i have never gotten up so bloody quickly in my life

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By *ardfun10Man
23 weeks ago

banbury

In a pub garden

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Quite recently I was having a pedicure & foot spa by a lovely woman and of course napping as it was so relaxing.

While dreaming I randomly said to her out loud are you coming to the uk in June or not? , I need to know, then I woke up feeling all confused & she was obviously even more confused

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By *uelancsTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Preston

"sweet Lisa's spider story reminded me i was asleep waiting for a train on a raised platform in India - it was kind of a cafe and hadnt slept for 24 hrs so was just catching up - they dropped a stack of chairs and cock roaches ran out of everywhere and covered the floor - i have never gotten up so bloody quickly in my life

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Spent 5 weeks backpacking in India...oh the flies!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

Spent 5 weeks backpacking in India...oh the flies!"

just insects

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By *ucka39Man
23 weeks ago

Newcastle

Smell of something burning once I looked through the window it was the car across the street

Turned out to be fluid under the bonnet and dodgy wires causing a short

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
23 weeks ago

Manchester

"Earthquake"

I’ve slept through an earthquake. Gutted really.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film."

Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!

Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film.

Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!

Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well

see if the coins would stick

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By *onkoMan
23 weeks ago

here and there

The sound of a low flying helicopter just hours after seeing first hand a 747 make an unexpected landing

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Just the standard child stood staring at the side of the bed like a character from a horror film.

Why do they just stand there?! Make some attempt to wake me up!

Our eldest used to sneak in and gently place her fingers over my eyes. They were always somehow freezing cold as well

see if the coins would stick

That’s an unsettling thought

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

A kitten sticking it's little nose up my right nostril.

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By *idlandiaMan
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

Earthquake v a fb waking me up by sucking my cock as I slept lol

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

Earthquake. Quite severe, and a harrowing experience, despite being far enough away from the epicentre.

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By *FROMLEEDSMan
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Zi got woke up by a diwali festival o. Su day, im i. Leeds. Theyvwalked up my street with their floats, was ace i loved it

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
23 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Open air camping on a beach in Costa Rica. I woke up to the sand moving then little shells all around me. Turns out the hermit crabs were waking up

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Dog jumping up on my bed, licking my face saying wakey wakey time to go for walkies...!

Luv him to bits.

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By *odgerMooreMan
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

A girl sat astride me painting makeup on my face

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By *ynamicnatureMan
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

Woke up to a fire alarm and the smell of smoke in a bar I was living in at the time.

Turned out the bar was on fire 2 stories below my floor.

Had to run out of the building with 12 other staff.

We then all just stood around across the road , most of us being half naked and watched our bar/home burn to the ground.

It wasn't a good start to the day,

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

"A girl sat astride me painting makeup on my face

Bet your Todger wanted more?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

Lightning struck my sister's friend's tent next to her tent, further away from me, whilst camping. I heard this deafening bang and can still see the flash of lightening that struck. I jumped and ripped the zip in my sleeping bag.

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

A Place Where Time Runs Slow

"The sound of a low flying helicopter just hours after seeing first hand a 747 make an unexpected landing

A good friend of mine was a cop there. He still has PTSD.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
23 weeks ago

Colchester

An incredible commotion of human and non-human sounds outside.

Looking out the window, there were 2 policemen trying to capture an immense sow in the garden.

The irony was not lost on me.

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By *uri00620Woman
23 weeks ago

Croydon

A Green Turtle almost climbed across my face. It was enormous so glad I woke up in time.

Second to falling asleep in Abu Dhabi airport in the kids playground (it was soft and in the middle of the night so not being used) to a guy trying to put his hand down my top.

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By *b69100Man
23 weeks ago

koh phangan

"Earthquake"
I think I can trump that.....tsunami

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By *alleysBoiMan
23 weeks ago

Ebbw Vale

Woke up once on the settee and the ex wife was sucking me off even though we had split up

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By *oding1Man
23 weeks ago

marlow

When a police officer lifted the boat up on bognor Regis beach at 6am.

First all nighter at a disco in the world's first teen hotel. Saw Spangles Maldoon in the crowd, someone help me with the name of the place, without Google.

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By *exyEggs OP Couple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh wow, some of these are wild!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
23 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

A bloody bird flapping about the bedroom. Left the window open and he flew in.

I managed him to protect him from the dog and direct him out

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By *etKatproject88Woman
23 weeks ago

Bristol

Two that springs to mind: -waking up to my pet hamster sitting on my face, screaming the house down because in my sleep a huge hairy monster was eating me alive (maybe he was trying to I don't know) - waking up on a hilltop miles away from the festival I was supposed to be at, with a random guy, neither having any recollection how we ended up there and whether we have done anything at all

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By *ARKblondeCouple
23 weeks ago

london

I was sleeping in a luggage rack on top of a bus, we'd hit a big pothole at speed, I woke up 'in flight' with my feet over the end of the bus...I was fully awake by the time I landed

Mr.

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By *zeroMan
23 weeks ago

A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Sleeping in a hostel and waking up to find paramedics treating the person in the bunk bed next to me.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

"Open air camping on a beach in Costa Rica. I woke up to the sand moving then little shells all around me. Turns out the hermit crabs were waking up

That sounds awesome!

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

the spirit of an old lady sat at the bottom of my bed smiling at,,it was in york

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester

Switzerland cows with jingly bells

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By *a LunaWoman
23 weeks ago

South

It’s usually bin lorry’s that wake me up if I’m in a different Country.

They always do their rounds mega early and there is always a bin located somewhere in the street near my window.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In recovery room after a operation. I still had my tube in, couldn't breathe or move, the nurses was stood talking at the other side of the room with their backs to me. I was frightened to fuck, it felt like forever. When they noticed I was awake they came over to remove the breathing tube, my god it felt like forever to get it out, reality was a few seconds, Got trauma from that

Mrs

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
23 weeks ago

London

Fell asleep in an alley way in a very popular lively holiday destination. Got woken up by a taxi driver stood over me shaking me and screaming it's not safe to sleep here. Thankfully he then turned out to be nice and gave me a lift to my hotel.

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