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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over

to introduce you to ...Come in, say _ello and introduce yourself to all of us as we never knew you.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

Good evening I'm LittlemissmistressK.. I'm fabulous shaped, and full of terrible jokes

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By *tylebender03Man
35 weeks ago

Manchester

I check cheddar like a food inspector

My homey Strict told me, "Dude, finish your breakfast"

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By *ather WickmasMan
35 weeks ago

The Continental

Take it away, I’ll provide the fanfare. The intro’ is down to you.

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By *r Black 85Man
35 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm the guy who has constantly been putting smiles on people's faces since 1985

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

i bring chocolate and flashing chickens - i have a secret stash of Kitkat

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
35 weeks ago

Bromley

I'm Orgasmatron1970, I'm alternative. I'll will always bring the hobnobs

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By *elloWoman
35 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber

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By *uri00620Woman
35 weeks ago

Croydon

I'm Zuri.

Much like a McDonald's burger.

Underwhelming and nothing like the photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

*Woody b - likes to talk about himself in the 3rd person.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber "

It did raise a smile

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By *antas little minxWoman
35 weeks ago

essex

Hi I’m minxy777, work hard, but sadly not playing as hard as I like! x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I am a Generation Game, Mr and Mrs and bullseye camera operator.

Was...am now a compere for Fab swingers game show

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Hi I’m minxy777, work hard, but sadly not playing as hard as I like! x "

you need to change that. All work and no play ... x

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Good evening I am mr fox pleased to make your acquaintance I consider myself like marmite but I’m a good egg and loving life

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Hello.

I think I have a cheese bar in the fridge.

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By *ractorlad3800Man
35 weeks ago

derbyshire

Tractorlad3800

Genuine guy , short and sweet like me

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
35 weeks ago

Bromley


"

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber "

Sounding perfect

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By *antas little minxWoman
35 weeks ago

essex


"Hi I’m minxy777, work hard, but sadly not playing as hard as I like! x

you need to change that. All work and no play ... x"

Makes me eat! x

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales

Hello I'm Bella a bit of a flirt, pretty funny, very chunky and can talk shit for Wales

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Hi I’m minxy777, work hard, but sadly not playing as hard as I like! x

you need to change that. All work and no play ... x

Makes me eat! x "

Most people looking for a bit of meat on here x

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By *antas little minxWoman
35 weeks ago

essex


"Hi I’m minxy777, work hard, but sadly not playing as hard as I like! x

you need to change that. All work and no play ... x

Makes me eat! x

Most people looking for a bit of meat on here x"

x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Hello I'm Bella a bit of a flirt, pretty funny, very chunky and can talk shit for Wales "

You saying you are doing it for both South and North?

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By *issBellaWoman
35 weeks ago

Wales


"Hello I'm Bella a bit of a flirt, pretty funny, very chunky and can talk shit for Wales

You saying you are doing it for both South and North? "

Yes

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Hello I'm Bella a bit of a flirt, pretty funny, very chunky and can talk shit for Wales "

I’d say funky.

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By *rivateparts!Man
35 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I always have a stash of maltesers

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By *uctifanoWoman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

Hi all… as the name suggests I am a seeker of enlightenment

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Hi. MrsShiv. I’m an introverted extrovert. I ate a whole chocolate gateau in one sitting recently

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I once was a bar maid..who wants a beer or something

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By *ikesEmBigMan
35 weeks ago

Herts

I'm "Jay" and I'm a boobaholic

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Hi. MrsShiv. I’m an introverted extrovert. I ate a whole chocolate gateau in one sitting recently "

Looks like it was straight in and out

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By *cottish guy 555Man
35 weeks ago

London


"

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber

It did raise a smile "

Dawn, I found your profile very interesting and very much enjoyed your references.

Dwayne Dibley

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By *cottish guy 555Man
35 weeks ago

London


"Hi all… as the name suggests I am a seeker of enlightenment "

Parliamo Glasgow?

Great username.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hi, I'm Julie. I'm pretty awesome.

J

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By *ea monkeyMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Hi! I’m Tea Monkey. I don’t drink tea and I’m not a monkey.

That about sums it up

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By *ea monkeyMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hi, I'm Julie. I'm pretty awesome.

J"

Agreed

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber

It did raise a smile

Dawn, I found your profile very interesting and very much enjoyed your references.

Dwayne Dibley

"

You do realise you replied to my post and have been trying to figure out why you are calling me Dawn all this time

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
35 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Hi, I'm Julie. I'm pretty awesome.

J"

You are pretty. And awesome

MrsAbz

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Hi, I'm Julie. I'm pretty awesome.

J

You are pretty. And awesome

MrsAbz"

We are not letting you off without an intro

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

"

I'm a fan!

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

I'm a fan!

J"

Same, twinny! You are pretty awesome, it's true.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
35 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Also thank you Tea and Mrs Abz Your cheque is in the post!

J

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

I'm a fan!

J

Same, twinny! You are pretty awesome, it's true. "

And you two are responsible for my demise with your xmas photo challenge x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

I'm a fan!

J

Same, twinny! You are pretty awesome, it's true.

And you two are responsible for my demise with your xmas photo challenge x"

Your demise?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

I'm a fan!

J

Same, twinny! You are pretty awesome, it's true.

And you two are responsible for my demise with your xmas photo challenge x

Your demise? "

Metaphorocally speaking. I was just a ninja avatar before then

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By *ripfillMan
35 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Hello

To

Introduce my self - simply, I love trees hardwood ones in particular x

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By *ruceyyMan
35 weeks ago

London

I'm Brucey. I like hot women being submissive and think goats are pretty hilarious.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ohhh I nearly put my actual name there

Hi, I'm Mrs Twist My Nipples, Mrs TMN or Nip nips for short.

If you're a fan of boobs, singing bellybuttons and conversational tangents, I'm your girl!

I'm a fan!

J

Same, twinny! You are pretty awesome, it's true.

And you two are responsible for my demise with your xmas photo challenge x

Your demise?

Metaphorocally speaking. I was just a ninja avatar before then "

Ah. Your awakening, then! You're welcome

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm Brucey. I like hot women being submissive and think goats are pretty hilarious."

Bloody love a goat

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By *erry bull1Man
35 weeks ago

doncaster

Hi I’m Terry

I bring Prosecco for the ladies Guinness for the men

And joy for all

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

All over


"I'm Brucey. I like hot women being submissive and think goats are pretty hilarious.

Bloody love a goat"

I am sure Nicky had some, didn't he?

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands

Hello everyone, I'm L.....Willy and I'm genuine, kind and polite

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello everyone, I'm L.....Willy and I'm genuine, kind and polite "

Are you also a professional, Willy?

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By *illy IdolMan
35 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello everyone, I'm L.....Willy and I'm genuine, kind and polite

Are you also a professional, Willy? "

No, I'm currently semi

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hello everyone, I'm L.....Willy and I'm genuine, kind and polite

Are you also a professional, Willy?

No, I'm currently semi"

Ba doom tshhh

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By *ayo81966Man
35 weeks ago

barnstaple


"

Hello, I'm Dawn. Been on here for what seems like forever.

Rather shy and currently very low self esteem.

Currently spending far too much money on Lovehoney toys instead of getting back out there meeting people.

Having viewed profile u got hell of a lot going 4 u.

If were closer would offer to take u out for social wine n dine

Can be nerdy, sarcastic, hate being too serious.

Erm what else can I say .... Oh yeah I've got big tits, belly and arse so can provide a fun time , unless you get motion sickness whilst riding the waves of blubber "

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