FabSwingers.com forum: Holy Roman empire, Caesar speaking

By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

So how does everyone else answer spam callers?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Hello.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't answer.

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By *ild_oatsMan
35 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Domino’s Pizza, Can I take your order….

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By *r TriomanMan
35 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"War Office, want a fight"?

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By *ascaIMan
35 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Sit nervously staring at my phone hoping they’ll go away.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Crawley

O2 rang me a few weeks back three times in all. The first one, as soon as she started talking I told her I wasn't interested and hung up.

The next two got told to fuck off.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

It doesn't matter how you answer they are reading off a script and will carry on with their blurb regardless.

The only couple of times I have managed to put them off was one time I invited them round for dinner.

The other time I tried selling them a timeshare,it really threw them

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

""War Office, want a fight"?

Do you say that in a Geordie accent?

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By *r TriomanMan
35 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

""War Office, want a fight"?

Do you say that in a Geordie accent?"

I would if I could do a decent Geordie accent, I'd also have to remember to add "like" at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Silently, most of them are voice activated.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
35 weeks ago

My Own Little World

"So how does everyone else answer spam callers?"

Keep them on the phone as long as possible making sure vpn is on let them rattle on usually don’t listen they paying for call

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By *iddlesticksMan
35 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Stone Henge, duty Druid speaking.

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By *ickD38Man
35 weeks ago

Preston

"City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em"

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I now long press the mute button which puts them on hold with background music until they give up

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
35 weeks ago

Bromley

Death Star, Lord Vaders suite.

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By *lubchuckerMan
35 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

A nice blast with a hand held air horn usually does the trick

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By *orthmanMan
35 weeks ago

Kendal

Emperors of the Holy Roman Empire were never termed Caeser. The Holy Roman Empire postdated the end of the classical Roman Empire by several hundred years. The first emperor of the HRE was Charlemagne, who was crowned by the Pope in AD800.

I'll see myself out.

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By *udandBryanCouple
35 weeks ago

Boston

We answer as our medieval society - for when it's a genuine enquiry - it makes spam callers think it's a business and hang up.

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By *ealitybitesMan
35 weeks ago

Belfast

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam

Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am

Lovely Spam! (Lovely Spam!)

Lovely Spam!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Central

I'm silent

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