FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck it friday

By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

It's one of those days, I'm blaming the dickhead in my dream. He can can fuck off!!

Some days you just wanna scream fuck it !!! Not just me right?!?

Place your "fuck its" or "fuck offs" below

*I'm not apologising for the profanity, blame the fucking uncaffeinated caffeine

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

Good morning OP, I'm with you today.

Fuck off, fuck you, and fuck it to the fuckwit that just won't leave me be

I'm not even marking it off with a fucking rainbow.

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By *rishman75Man
23 weeks ago

Chessington/epsom

feck it you fecking gobshites! I'm bored of stuuuupid fecking people who can't read a train destination!! it tells you were it goes you fecking eejits!!!!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

"feck it you fecking gobshites! I'm bored of stuuuupid fecking people who can't read a train destination!! it tells you were it goes you fecking eejits!!!!"

Sorry I did just giggle out loud!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
23 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Fuck it just because it’s everybody else’s fucking Friday & it’s my Monday! Fucking hate working Friday- Tuesday

Fuck!

Feel a bit better now..,

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
23 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!"
. Fucker!!!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

"Fuck it just because it’s everybody else’s fucking Friday & it’s my Monday! Fucking hate working Friday- Tuesday

Fuck!

Feel a bit better now..,"

Fucking fuck Friday!

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
23 weeks ago

District 13

"It's one of those days, I'm blaming the dickhead in my dream. He can can fuck off!!

Some days you just wanna scream fuck it !!! Not just me right?!?

Place your "fuck its" or "fuck offs" below

*I'm not apologising for the profanity, blame the fucking uncaffeinated caffeine

Hope your day gets better CU and yeah fuck you dream geeza

Every day is a fuck it and fuck off day so keep up the profanities

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By *inx000Couple
23 weeks ago

Manchester

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!"

I fucking second this should be illegal haha

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By *EAT..85Woman
23 weeks ago

Nottingham

Just fucking go to school already. Lots to do, people to see!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!"

Pull a sicky

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

Oh no, I'm sorry to hear someone upset you in your dream. What did he do?

I should have left for work at 8 but fuck it, I'm going to enjoy my coffee

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm fine current but might be swearing a lot in a couple of hours time

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!"

I haven’t taken the fucking day off and I am actually fucking this lunchtime. Going to be fucking amazing.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Sending cups of tea to everyone with fuck it and off thoughts.

Other hot beverages are available…except coffee

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

“ fuck it “ is my favourite saying, but with how my life has turned out maybe I should learn to say no.

I don’t know sounds a bit boring. Nah fuck it

The mr

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By *inx000Couple
23 weeks ago

Manchester

"Sending cups of tea to everyone with fuck it and off thoughts.

Other hot beverages are available…except coffee "

I'll take a hot chocolate please with cream and marshmallows

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Sending cups of tea to everyone with fuck it and off thoughts.

Other hot beverages are available…except coffee

I'll take a hot chocolate please with cream and marshmallows

I’ll switch the Velvetiser on. I actually love marshmallows, slowly melting on top of the chocolate. Can get messy though

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By *ove2-lickMan
23 weeks ago

Worcester

Hope this fucking Friday I will get my first fab fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Yeh. Fuck it. I’m going to dare myself to do it!

Fuck this! I’m going for it!….

*throws his cup down a little harder than he should have as it rolls off the table and breaks on the floor

‘ I will clear that up later!’

Puts on his shoes quickly as he refuses to tie his shoelaces because life is too short for that type of shit, grab his car keys and heads for the door!

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By *eliWoman
23 weeks ago

But what if I don't want to live the way you live?

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
23 weeks ago

My Own Little World

I’ll go for fuck it Friday in work all weekend oh the joy

Not fucking tosspots

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

"Yeh. Fuck it. I’m going to dare myself to do it!

Fuck this! I’m going for it!….

*throws his cup down a little harder than he should have as it rolls off the table and breaks on the floor

‘ I will clear that up later!’

Puts on his shoes quickly as he refuses to tie his shoelaces because life is too short for that type of shit, grab his car keys and heads for the door!"

Did you make it to the car without tripping over your laces?

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!.

Fucker!!!"

Fucking disgrace!

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!

I fucking second this should be illegal haha

It fucking well should be!

...this is actually making me feel a lot better

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

I came into work fucking early to supervise an exam, but it's a no show. Fuckity, fuckity fuck. I could have had an extra bit of time in bed

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!

Pull a sicky

Hmmm... Tempting

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By *irthandgirthMan
23 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

A massive fuck you, you fucking thundercunt to the the fucker that pulled out on me, forcing me to mount a fucking kerb and just giving me a cheeky fucking wave.

Absolute fucking fucker.

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By *imply DeeWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

I am today, for a change, a ray of fucking sunshine. It’s Friday, it’s my day off, I’m having lunch with my favourite people, and wine in the fridge for later. Then I will much likely have a painfully poor attempt at flirting with hot men out of my league.

What’s not to like.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

fucking fucking Friday and no im not fucking working but i haven't been working Mon - Friday because they fucked up my start date and i got to fucking wait til Fucking next week to see if i got the other fucking job.

so what's everyone doing for the weekend

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
23 weeks ago

Arlesey

To the dog who woke me up at 2am barking, fuck off!!! I couldn't get back to sleep you hairy fucktard!! Also, the parents taking their kids into shops before they drop them at school... Do your shopping after you have dropped off your fuck-trophies!!!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
23 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Already started looking at cars

Need new one

Fuck me the prices was really shocked

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

I woke up this morning and had severe diarrhoea in the night time. I was going to change my knickers and bedsheets but I thought fuck it, it's Friday. I can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Can I throw a fuck work in the pot

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

"I woke up this morning and had severe diarrhoea in the night time. I was going to change my knickers and bedsheets but I thought fuck it, it's Friday. I can't be bothered."

Drink plenty of water and get well soon x

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By *endalshaggersCouple
23 weeks ago

Kendal

Uttered those phrases too many times at work already and it's only 10am

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"It's one of those days, I'm blaming the dickhead in my dream. He can can fuck off!!

Some days you just wanna scream fuck it !!! Not just me right?!?

Place your "fuck its" or "fuck offs" below

*I'm not apologising for the profanity, blame the fucking uncaffeinated caffeine

Ah, my favourite ray of sunshine

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By *lue RascalMan
23 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’m off fucking work today and getting my fucking haircut shortly. I’m not fucking moaning. I actually fucking enjoy because it feels fucking good. But just fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Most days screaming “fuck me” and hoping someone will answer

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By *educing_EmCouple
23 weeks ago

Tipperary

Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off."

I'd love to have sex with you today

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By *educing_EmCouple
23 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off.

I'd love to have sex with you today

See above

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off.

I'd love to have sex with you today

See above"

But I haven't done anything to fuck you right off!

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By *educing_EmCouple
23 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off.

I'd love to have sex with you today

See above

But I haven't done anything to fuck you right off! "

Yet

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"Fuck this shit today.

They can all fuck right off.

I'd love to have sex with you today

See above

But I haven't done anything to fuck you right off!

Yet "

I'm actually more chilled these days! Probably on account of being less sexually frustrated. But still loving the idea of you pushing back against me hard of course x

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By *JcuriousCouple
23 weeks ago

Derby

Want to fuck work off today because I'm tired and can't be arsed

Miss S x

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By *aters139Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield

"Good morning OP, I'm with you today.

Fuck off, fuck you, and fuck it to the fuckwit that just won't leave me be

I'm not even marking it off with a fucking rainbow."

Per one of the best films ever made....

Remove the spaces ..

https. ://. clip.cafe. /shoot-em-up-2007/. ya-fucking-fuckers/

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I had one of those days yesterday. Fucking cunts! Every single fucking one of them!!

I’ve calmed down now, but fuck it anyway.

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"I had one of those days yesterday. Fucking cunts! Every single fucking one of them!!

I’ve calmed down now, but fuck it anyway. "

You don't seem calm Hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"I had one of those days yesterday. Fucking cunts! Every single fucking one of them!!

I’ve calmed down now, but fuck it anyway.

You don't seem calm Hun!"

I wanted to be supportive! It was typed with a smile

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By *rucey_BigBallsMan
23 weeks ago

London

"I had one of those days yesterday. Fucking cunts! Every single fucking one of them!!

I’ve calmed down now, but fuck it anyway.

You don't seem calm Hun!

I wanted to be supportive! It was typed with a smile

Oh carry on it's kinda hot when you are typing angry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

Good fucks people.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

I'm feeling better now, but for those with the Friday afternoon fucks, this one's for you

https://youtu.be/Vqbk 9cDX0l0?si=CcntYdeuM0F5cwGS

Remove the space between k and 9

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By *he ass man 666Man
23 weeks ago

between your legs

Fuck this fucking weather , shouldn’t have fuck heating on , fucking hailstone too wtf

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

"Fuck this fucking weather , shouldn’t have fuck heating on , fucking hailstone too wtf "

It still rains in paradise?

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By *agnar73Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

"It's one of those days, I'm blaming the dickhead in my dream. He can can fuck off!!

Some days you just wanna scream fuck it !!! Not just me right?!?

Place your "fuck its" or "fuck offs" below

*I'm not apologising for the profanity, blame the fucking uncaffeinated caffeine

Right so it’s the fault of ‘the dickhead in your dream’

Can’t you have another dream where he’s not a dickhead?

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By *he ass man 666Man
23 weeks ago

between your legs

"Fuck this fucking weather , shouldn’t have fuck heating on , fucking hailstone too wtf

It still rains in paradise?"

Not ever pissing day lol

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
23 weeks ago

Sunderland

I had no meetings all day so I randomly said fuck it and took a day off. I love my job but it's still great to be able to fuck around all day with Mrs Bang Bang doing nothing in particular ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Fuck this fucking weather , shouldn’t have fuck heating on , fucking hailstone too wtf "

I'm sweating here it's that warm.

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!

I haven’t taken the fucking day off and I am actually fucking this lunchtime. Going to be fucking amazing. "

For those fuckers who are interested in my fucking I can fucking confirm that my lunchtime fucking was actually a fucking amazing fuck

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By *he ass man 666Man
23 weeks ago

between your legs

"Fuck this fucking weather , shouldn’t have fuck heating on , fucking hailstone too wtf

I'm sweating here it's that warm.

Show off lol

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

What a fucking day, thank fuck its Friday!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

People who jump in the fast lane and slow down.. that fucks me off on a Friday

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm fine current but might be swearing a lot in a couple of hours time

I actually lasted until 9.15am before I started swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"It's one of those days, I'm blaming the dickhead in my dream. He can can fuck off!!

Some days you just wanna scream fuck it !!! Not just me right?!?

Place your "fuck its" or "fuck offs" below

*I'm not apologising for the profanity, blame the fucking uncaffeinated caffeine

No not alone fair few fukks off I need to express.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"Honestly, just fuck this last day of work. It's Friday! Who the fuck actually fucking works on a fucking Friday. Just fuck it off and let people have the fucking day off!

I haven’t taken the fucking day off and I am actually fucking this lunchtime. Going to be fucking amazing.

For those fuckers who are interested in my fucking I can fucking confirm that my lunchtime fucking was actually a fucking amazing fuck

well thats just fucking great, my fucking meet was a fucking nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Fukkk off to the council

Fukk off to private renting

Fukkkk off fake messages

Happy fukkk day ...who gives a?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

"Fukkk off to the council

Fukk off to private renting

Fukkkk off fake messages

Happy fukkk day ...who gives a?"

fucking going well then Becs

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Fukk off cold air blowing through my front room window

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Fuck it all! Just fuck it all to fucking fuckery!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
23 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Not a fuck off more of a ffs when I saw my clinic list thus morning when I got in today.

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Fuck people!!!! Right in the jacksie with a an elephant’s leg! Seriously none of them are decent! Insane selfish creatures! We’re supposed too be civilised, yet I’m never surprised at how low some fuckwits will go to preserve their lying arse daydream of reality!

(and breathe….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

"Fuck people!!!! Right in the jacksie with a an elephant’s leg! Seriously none of them are decent! Insane selfish creatures! We’re supposed too be civilised, yet I’m never surprised at how low some fuckwits will go to preserve their lying arse daydream of reality!

(and breathe….

You ok Hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Fukkk off to the council

Fukk off to private renting

Fukkkk off fake messages

Happy fukkk day ...who gives a?

fucking going well then Becs"

Fu cccin amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

(and breathe….

)

You ok Hun?"

Nah but yes, I’m always

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By (user no longer on site) OP
23 weeks ago

(and breathe….

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You ok Hun?

Nah but yes, I’m always

Ah phew, I was gonna send boobs then but I shall hold off.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

(and breathe….

)

You ok Hun?

Nah but yes, I’m always

Ah phew, I was gonna send boobs then but I shall hold off.

Well I do still feel pretty sad about it all

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