FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have nick names for your neighbours

By *usman 199 OP Man
44 weeks ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *ags73Man
44 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Evening everyone

Evening, what do you call yours then?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
44 weeks ago

tamworth

Yeah, just one side... we call them the Tommeh Robinsons because all we hear from them is complaining about Muslims, brown people in general, boats, how the "lefties" want all kids to be groomed and alsorts of crap

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By *usman 199 OP Man
44 weeks ago

Stockport

"Evening everyone

Evening, what do you call yours then?"
by there first names . Steve and Brenda

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Yes but it is not politically correct

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By *tephanjMan
44 weeks ago

Kettering

As above

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Bouncer and Toadfish.

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By *emorefridaCouple
44 weeks ago

La la land

"Bouncer and Toadfish."

do you live on Ramsey St?

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By *ife NinjaMan
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I don't see any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Bouncer and Toadfish.

do you live on Ramsey St? "

Can you imagine that? It'd be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Haha. No. Not yet. … I wonder if they have a name for me?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
44 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The over grown chavs one side with their all night parties and weird little huts dotted around their back garden I have named 'shanty town'

Mrs Flip Flop the other side, only time I ever see her is when she's putting her bin out, always wearing dressing gown and flip flop

And Mad Eye Moody opposite, I can never work out if he's looking at me or looking beyond the beyond

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By *ools and the brainCouple
44 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Yes.

Upstairs nextdoor is beaker.

Downstairs looney tunes.

Other side along one is

Dicknose and bitchface, further down we have the witch.

There's others but I fear I would upset fabs morality police.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road

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By *eah BabyCouple
44 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Oh yes most of them

Debbie Dustbin & Pecker to name two

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By *ustamanMan
44 weeks ago

weymouth

Yes but I fear I'd be banned

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

To the left, detached, I call her legend because she brings my bins back as I do for her but to the right (attached) I call them absolute cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Blade

We saw her in a long leather jacket and sunglasses once and it stuck

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By *dam1971Man
44 weeks ago

Bedford

"Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road "

Hi neighbour

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By *educing_EmCouple
44 weeks ago

Tipperary

Tom the perv

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Tom the perv

That's all over the mews.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
44 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Tom the perv

That's all over the mews."

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
44 weeks ago

Debauchery

Just the one neighbour, the piss head nutcase. She did have a fella, pissed up twat, but he's thankfully gone now

Cherry x

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By *eginaGWoman
44 weeks ago

Downstairs neighbour we call The Wrecking Ball

Neighbours next-door we call Eastenders

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By *rAitchMan
44 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I only have neighbours upstairs. Known by me as "Pair of fucking weirdos".

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Tina and Karen (real name Julie... But... Yeah you get it)

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By *ot to giggleWoman
44 weeks ago

Coventry

my next door we just call each other neighbour

the other side - ash the shag - when i 1st moved in suggested he would help me with my garden if i shagged him

yea his wife wasnt impressed

gobby, the russians (they're not) , dickhead and his twatty boys -

the rest are deffo non PC

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By *iercedws10Man
44 weeks ago

wednesbury

we call the bloke next door "hello all" because he acts like Jim from Friday night dinner

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By *igboobstCouple
44 weeks ago

barrow

We've got Glam gran

Scissor sister

Robocop

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By *ana2000Woman
44 weeks ago

Stonehenge

Yes. We have The Adams Family, The Stiggy House, Red wine Henry and The Ignorant Fu****s. The rest of our close are ace neighbours.

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By *parkle1974Woman
44 weeks ago

Leeds

Barbecue Bill because at the fist hint of sunshine he has the bbq going

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By *emidemiWoman
44 weeks ago

basingstoke

I have Tobeany next door, my neighbour called Tony who every now and then drops off a bag of runner beans from his allotment

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By *ermite12ukMan
44 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

The Clampits.

I used to live in a maisonette and they lived above me. I came home from London one sunny Friday afternoon. To find them sitting in deck chairs, on my front lawn. It was one of those wtf moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Direct neighbours either side.

‘Can’t park, won’t park’

And

‘Radar’

S&S x

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
44 weeks ago

lewisham

Left is Junky Twat,

Right is Cunt

2 doors up is Filthy Bastard

3 doors up is The Twat.

4 doors up is Dawn. We like her!

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By *ripfillMan
44 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

We have a neighbour close to us we call

“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon

So rise a glass to the streak of piss !

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Left is Junky Twat,

Right is Cunt

2 doors up is Filthy Bastard

3 doors up is The Twat.

4 doors up is Dawn. We like her!"

* on my way to 2 doors up *

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Adams Family opposite !

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
44 weeks ago

Cardiff

Percy perv next door down

The bible bashers opposite

I stop now but could go on

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By *ervent X KissMan
44 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"We have a neighbour close to us we call

“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon

So rise a glass to the streak of piss !

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By *ervent X KissMan
44 weeks ago

Portsmouth

This a fantastic subject

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
44 weeks ago

Carlisle

"The new neighbours" ...... They've only been here three years or so. However, give it ten/fifteen years .......they'll still be the new neighbours :D

Mrs

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By *nnCeeWoman
44 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.

Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)

Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them

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By *ony-JonesMan
44 weeks ago

Gillingham

"Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road "

Hsha you have a way with words

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
44 weeks ago

Maidstone

We used to have Mrs ping pong... I'm not explaining that, dominoes, and chicken killer. Oh and deaf lady.

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By *alm_one4Man
44 weeks ago

RM16

I see one side so infrequently that after 9 years it’s still Fingie and What’s er name as I can’t remember their names. Nice people though.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
44 weeks ago

Cardiff

"Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.

Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)

Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them"

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
44 weeks ago

Pontefract

Knob the fucking builder next door

You name it the twats done it btw I’m doing it wrong again always apparently according to his diy of how too do it

Probably doing this wrong as well

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Call em pothole as I am always trying to avoid them.

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By *ty31Man
44 weeks ago

NW London

Hitler

(But he's moved now)

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By *agatoXXXMan
44 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Yes. Fucking pricks.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Chichester

When I lived in Swindon.

Neighbour opposite was nicknamed tandoori as they was always cooking Indian food day / night .

Neighbour to side was chav slut. As she was one which was everything at first but eventually annoying when her punters kept knocking my door by mistake at all hours. So we got her removed from building in end.

Other side was guitar guy as he played the guitar quite good as well ..

Bimbo was a name some residents to referred to me as as my boobs were on Display a lot in low tops The concierge got on with me well son would always update me on the gossip

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

. Thanks for these

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

So at my house we have Paul the Paedo.. Breaffrey (absolutely stinks) and Dildo

At my partners we used to have ‘eyebrows’ now we have Mr and Mrs Squeaky and Ginny the cunt!

Ridiculous names really but we just can’t help it

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By *aters139Man
44 weeks ago

Sheffield

Comb over and sad cow.

Every time I leave the house they make an excuse to come to the window, curtains open...close them...curtains closed...open them...

Oh and sad cow just stares at the kids when they do anything outside.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
44 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

Right next door is Miss Piggy.

The neighbours up the road, no nicknames yet, must come up with something

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By *londebiguyMan
44 weeks ago

Southport

Yes!

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By *ltrMan
44 weeks ago

sheffield

Flying squad (as both coppers)

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By *entBarryUKMan
44 weeks ago

Ashford

Upstairs are bonkers, because i can hear everything, lol.

Next door is Mr SuperWow, because his girlfriend is a screamer and he must be good! Lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
44 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

No - im very lucky in that they are actually Mr & Mrs Gobshite and Mr FlashFucker-Porsche so i don’t need to give them nicknames xx

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I identify them by their pets mostly apart from the ones that are friends

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By *coobyABCMan
44 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Yappy McYapperson if you get caught, you best put an hour aside before you get away

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By *ingerTwistWoman
44 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've got waldorf and statler because they're stone deaf combined age of about 300 and bicker (good naturedly) constantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

Prick wall... Bricks either side its lush lol

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By *lubchuckerMan
44 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.

Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.

Never a dull moment round here

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By *mmaleiaWoman
44 weeks ago

Trowbridge

There’s 5 houses down my road, guy at number 4 is the Jesus botherer, and the guy at number 10 is the 3 car cunt

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
44 weeks ago

nearby

"Right next door is Miss Piggy.

The neighbours up the road, no nicknames yet, must come up with something

Be interested to here what those are

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By *ohn H321Man
44 weeks ago

Glasgow

The Moths, because every time my outdoor light comes on there at the window looking out…

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By *ickyxxx99Man
44 weeks ago

Lewisham . Se London

The garden fairies on the left as thier always prancing around the garden snipping and smelling flowers, and on the right mememe as she only talks about herself.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
44 weeks ago

Sunderland

If we lived in our ideal home then our nicknames for our neighbours would be "those little dots very far away in the distance"

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By *uietlycheekyMan
44 weeks ago

aberdeen

Couple of my neighbours and affectionately known as ‘Twat face’ and ‘Fanny bass’

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
44 weeks ago

The Igloo

Freddie and Elton next door, horse woman the other side.

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By *entBarryUKMan
44 weeks ago

Ashford

"On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.

Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.

Never a dull moment round here

This has got to be in Chippy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
34 weeks ago

Cardiff

The girl a little bit down from me is the cutter she does actually cut herself up

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By *oubleswing2019Man
34 weeks ago

Colchester

To be honest, no I don't have nicknames for them, but that's because we don't speak to them nor they us. Not through any disagreement or anything like that, but more a case of everyone keeps themselves to themselves.

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By *elvet RopeMan
34 weeks ago

by the big field

Fingers McGee...on account of her being a thieving cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

No nicknames as such, but I’d call her ‘My fantasy’, she’s HOT

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
34 weeks ago

Wherever

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By *d mirerMan
34 weeks ago

lost

I have a few

There’s The wigger , the guy a few doors along who hold his hair every time he comes out the door .

Then there’s Wiggly , the woman next door who has the most ridiculous bum wiggle , to the point where she sometimes forgets then remembers a few yards along and switches from a fairly average gait to a weird swish thing .

And there’s Limpy , on the other side of the road with the bad leg (temporary)

Oh … and Edmund , (slackbladder) cos he’s a jakey and known to frequently piss in the street .

Aside from that no

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

Cod-eye

Babs (looks like Barbara Windsor)

Ginger, job dodging bitch

Doggy-man (he’s lovely and has many dogs as he lost all of his family. I keep an eye out for him)

Weird Bertie

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