FabSwingers.com forum: Do you have nick names for your neighbours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Evening everyone

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Evening everyone

Evening, what do you call yours then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, just one side... we call them the Tommeh Robinsons because all we hear from them is complaining about Muslims, brown people in general, boats, how the "lefties" want all kids to be groomed and alsorts of crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening everyone

Evening, what do you call yours then?"
by there first names . Steve and Brenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but it is not politically correct

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

As above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncer and Toadfish.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Bouncer and Toadfish."

do you live on Ramsey St?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don't see any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncer and Toadfish.

do you live on Ramsey St? "

Can you imagine that? It'd be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. No. Not yet. … I wonder if they have a name for me?

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

The over grown chavs one side with their all night parties and weird little huts dotted around their back garden I have named 'shanty town'

Mrs Flip Flop the other side, only time I ever see her is when she's putting her bin out, always wearing dressing gown and flip flop

And Mad Eye Moody opposite, I can never work out if he's looking at me or looking beyond the beyond

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yes.

Upstairs nextdoor is beaker.

Downstairs looney tunes.

Other side along one is

Dicknose and bitchface, further down we have the witch.

There's others but I fear I would upset fabs morality police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Oh yes most of them

Debbie Dustbin & Pecker to name two

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Yes but I fear I'd be banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the left, detached, I call her legend because she brings my bins back as I do for her but to the right (attached) I call them absolute cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade

We saw her in a long leather jacket and sunglasses once and it stuck

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road "

Hi neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom the perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom the perv

That's all over the mews.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Tom the perv

That's all over the mews."

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Just the one neighbour, the piss head nutcase. She did have a fella, pissed up twat, but he's thankfully gone now

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Downstairs neighbour we call The Wrecking Ball

Neighbours next-door we call Eastenders

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I only have neighbours upstairs. Known by me as "Pair of fucking weirdos".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina and Karen (real name Julie... But... Yeah you get it)

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

my next door we just call each other neighbour

the other side - ash the shag - when i 1st moved in suggested he would help me with my garden if i shagged him

yea his wife wasnt impressed

gobby, the russians (they're not) , dickhead and his twatty boys -

the rest are deffo non PC

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By *iercedws10Man
over a year ago

wednesbury

we call the bloke next door "hello all" because he acts like Jim from Friday night dinner

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

We've got Glam gran

Scissor sister

Robocop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. We have The Adams Family, The Stiggy House, Red wine Henry and The Ignorant Fu****s. The rest of our close are ace neighbours.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Barbecue Bill because at the fist hint of sunshine he has the bbq going

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

I have Tobeany next door, my neighbour called Tony who every now and then drops off a bag of runner beans from his allotment

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

The Clampits.

I used to live in a maisonette and they lived above me. I came home from London one sunny Friday afternoon. To find them sitting in deck chairs, on my front lawn. It was one of those wtf moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Direct neighbours either side.

‘Can’t park, won’t park’

And

‘Radar’

S&S x

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Left is Junky Twat,

Right is Cunt

2 doors up is Filthy Bastard

3 doors up is The Twat.

4 doors up is Dawn. We like her!

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

We have a neighbour close to us we call

“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon

So rise a glass to the streak of piss !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Left is Junky Twat,

Right is Cunt

2 doors up is Filthy Bastard

3 doors up is The Twat.

4 doors up is Dawn. We like her!"

* on my way to 2 doors up *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adams Family opposite !

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Percy perv next door down

The bible bashers opposite

I stop now but could go on

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Chi Harbour

"We have a neighbour close to us we call

“ streak of piss “ because he is always in lycra a wearing cycling person that is in always day glow annoying fabric which affects the gravitational pull of the moon

So rise a glass to the streak of piss !

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Chi Harbour

This a fantastic subject

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The new neighbours" ...... They've only been here three years or so. However, give it ten/fifteen years .......they'll still be the new neighbours :D

Mrs

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.

Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)

Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them

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By *ony-JonesMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

"Yeah nosy cunts 1 side

Trampy cunts the other

Piss head cunt across the road "

Hsha you have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have Mrs ping pong... I'm not explaining that, dominoes, and chicken killer. Oh and deaf lady.

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By *alm_one4Man
over a year ago

RM16

I see one side so infrequently that after 9 years it’s still Fingie and What’s er name as I can’t remember their names. Nice people though.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

"Upstairs, noisy M-F cnuts and small b*st*rd screaming cnut.

Next door, the slut (3 under 5, all with different daddies, and almost had no 4 on the way by another random)

Everyone else is know by name, and I speak to them if I see them"

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

Knob the fucking builder next door

You name it the twats done it btw I’m doing it wrong again always apparently according to his diy of how too do it

Probably doing this wrong as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call em pothole as I am always trying to avoid them.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Hitler

(But he's moved now)

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Yes. Fucking pricks.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

When I lived in Swindon.

Neighbour opposite was nicknamed tandoori as they was always cooking Indian food day / night .

Neighbour to side was chav slut. As she was one which was everything at first but eventually annoying when her punters kept knocking my door by mistake at all hours. So we got her removed from building in end.

Other side was guitar guy as he played the guitar quite good as well ..

Bimbo was a name some residents to referred to me as as my boobs were on Display a lot in low tops The concierge got on with me well son would always update me on the gossip

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

. Thanks for these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So at my house we have Paul the Paedo.. Breaffrey (absolutely stinks) and Dildo

At my partners we used to have ‘eyebrows’ now we have Mr and Mrs Squeaky and Ginny the cunt!

Ridiculous names really but we just can’t help it

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By *aters139Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Comb over and sad cow.

Every time I leave the house they make an excuse to come to the window, curtains open...close them...curtains closed...open them...

Oh and sad cow just stares at the kids when they do anything outside.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway/ Midlands/The West

Right next door is Miss Piggy.

The neighbours up the road, no nicknames yet, must come up with something

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Yes!

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Flying squad (as both coppers)

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Upstairs are bonkers, because i can hear everything, lol.

Next door is Mr SuperWow, because his girlfriend is a screamer and he must be good! Lol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

No - im very lucky in that they are actually Mr & Mrs Gobshite and Mr FlashFucker-Porsche so i don’t need to give them nicknames xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I identify them by their pets mostly apart from the ones that are friends

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Yappy McYapperson if you get caught, you best put an hour aside before you get away

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got waldorf and statler because they're stone deaf combined age of about 300 and bicker (good naturedly) constantly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prick wall... Bricks either side its lush lol

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By *lubchuckerMan
over a year ago

Oxfordshire

On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.

Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.

Never a dull moment round here

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

There’s 5 houses down my road, guy at number 4 is the Jesus botherer, and the guy at number 10 is the 3 car cunt

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

"Right next door is Miss Piggy.

The neighbours up the road, no nicknames yet, must come up with something

Be interested to here what those are

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By *ohn H321Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Moths, because every time my outdoor light comes on there at the window looking out…

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By *ickyxxx99Man
over a year ago

Lewisham . Se London

The garden fairies on the left as thier always prancing around the garden snipping and smelling flowers, and on the right mememe as she only talks about herself.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

If we lived in our ideal home then our nicknames for our neighbours would be "those little dots very far away in the distance"

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By *uy-diamondMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Couple of my neighbours and affectionately known as ‘Twat face’ and ‘Fanny bass’

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Freddie and Elton next door, horse woman the other side.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"On one side i have Deathstalker, older than Methusala's granny and always poking her nose into peoples business and wandering around peoples gardens uninvited.

Infront i have Baggy Arse and her freak child Freakenstien, they are Deathstalkers bestest buddies.

Never a dull moment round here

This has got to be in Chippy

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

The girl a little bit down from me is the cutter she does actually cut herself up

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

To be honest, no I don't have nicknames for them, but that's because we don't speak to them nor they us. Not through any disagreement or anything like that, but more a case of everyone keeps themselves to themselves.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Fingers McGee...on account of her being a thieving cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nicknames as such, but I’d call her ‘My fantasy’, she’s HOT

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *d mirerMan
over a year ago

lost

I have a few

There’s The wigger , the guy a few doors along who hold his hair every time he comes out the door .

Then there’s Wiggly , the woman next door who has the most ridiculous bum wiggle , to the point where she sometimes forgets then remembers a few yards along and switches from a fairly average gait to a weird swish thing .

And there’s Limpy , on the other side of the road with the bad leg (temporary)

Oh … and Edmund , (slackbladder) cos he’s a jakey and known to frequently piss in the street .

Aside from that no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cod-eye

Babs (looks like Barbara Windsor)

Ginger, job dodging bitch

Doggy-man (he’s lovely and has many dogs as he lost all of his family. I keep an eye out for him)

Weird Bertie

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
15 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Hillbillies 😡

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Hillbillies 😡"

Uh-oh!!

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

The slut moved out (helped by us petitioning the letting agent after the police were called one too many times)

We now have ShoutyShouty Injuns 2 adults, 3 kids in a 2 bed flat.

And the Chunkies, on the other side

(Well aware I'm no stick insect)

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By *ohn 66Man
4 weeks ago

South Birmingham

We've got Jet Wash (that's all he does), Cat Lady, Amazon-man and "No Curtains"

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Posh baskets

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By *onjon123Man
4 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

"we call the bloke next door "hello all" because he acts like Jim from Friday night dinner "

Hahaha we've got a jim opposite hes a right wierdo

Next door is old racist ray

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By *n the cloudsMan
4 weeks ago

warlingham

Mr Burns to the left and Scary Mary to the right

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"Blade

We saw her in a long leather jacket and sunglasses once and it stuck

This just made me giggle 🤣

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By *olo180Man
4 weeks ago

Greater London

"I have a few

There’s The wigger , the guy a few doors along who hold his hair every time he comes out the door .

And there’s Limpy , on the other side of the road with the bad leg (temporary)

Oh … and Edmund , (slackbladder) cos he’s a jakey and known to frequently piss in the street .

Aside from that no

The comments on this thread have cracked me up! 🤣

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By *ack1971Man
4 weeks ago

Cork

We got a few round our way.

We got a husband and wife team called CIA & FBI. They snoop on everyone, even taking pics over their shoulders as I unload the van. No words ever spoken in 20 years mind you. They talk to nobody.

Another neighbour is called "Tink Tink Tink" because around midnight most nights, he's always fucking around with a small hammer doing god knows what in his house and that's all you hear and you can hear it everywhere.

A woman called "Stormin Norman" because she has rammed into most cars in the neighbourhood with her car as she tries to park in the cul de sac.

A guy called "Woofer" because he speaks so low, stilted, but loud, he sounds like a dog.

Another guy called Rodney because his name is Dave.

A guys wife called The Magic Roundabout because everyone has had a great ride on her.

There's a few more on the next road too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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4 weeks ago

East Sussex

Yes and they're not complimentary

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By *essiCouple
4 weeks ago

suffolk

"Yes and they're not complimentary "

Ditto..

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
4 weeks ago

Central

"Yes and they're not complimentary "

You could share

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
4 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Yes and they're not complimentary

You could share

I couldn't possibly 😳

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By *ch16Man
4 weeks ago

West hull

Not nicknames, but did call where I live Chatsworth estate due to the residents that use to live there but now moved on

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