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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up good folks

I really like the ‘message another user’ threads on here.

Unfortunately, being an incorrigibly nosey git as I am, as I’m sure some of you are to, we can’t see what’s being said in the privacy of your inbox’s though!

….So let’s put this shit right say I!

Simply say that you’re in and message another forum user on this thread…..but do it ON the thread (you can address them by their name or else use ‘reply and quote) so the rest of us can have a good old fashioned nose at it whilst simultaneously providing us with some quality gossip material.

Make it so, by Jove!

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey?

Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
29 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I'm in

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm in

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By *mber SkiesWoman
29 weeks ago

Cwmderi

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

In.

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By *olli_popWoman
29 weeks ago

West Midlands

I'm in

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By *inxy777Woman
29 weeks ago

essex

[Removed by poster at 25/04/24 17:13:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hello, Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hello, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hello, Diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hello, Milf.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Hello, Lolli.

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello, Willy."

Hello, Pete

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

What now?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete"

Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Can I have some boobs please Jim

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend?

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Can I have some boobs please Jim "

Sorry, my name's not Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

In in for a chin wag

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I want messages with pretty penis pics attached. Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in

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By *eroLondonMan
29 weeks ago

Mayfair

Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.

It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk").

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"I'm in

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Hello Diamond! Do you think you'll ever attend another social?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I want messages with pretty penis pics attached. Thankyou. "

I can't seem to attach it to this message.

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete

Have you had a good day?"

So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"In."

Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in "

Tell us you like a gangbang without saying you like a gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.

It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk")."

Are you up forå folk?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete

Have you had a good day?

So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?"

That caused quite the scene in London, I hear.

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete

Have you had a good day?

So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?

That caused quite the scene in London, I hear."

Don't remind me

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By *olli_popWoman
29 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Hello, Lolli."

Hi Pete, nice calves

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By *onkoMan
29 weeks ago

here and there

In

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend?"

Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films.

Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete

Have you had a good day?

So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?

That caused quite the scene in London, I hear.

Don't remind me "

Something to tell the grandkids about. You might even get to appear on Would I Lie To You? as one of the mystery guests.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Can I have some boobs please Jim

Sorry, my name's not Jim"

I’m not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Can I have some boobs please Jim

Sorry, my name's not Jim

I’m not fussy "

Pleased to meet you.

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By *inx000Couple
29 weeks ago

Manchester

Ooo this is different..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I want messages with pretty penis pics attached. Thankyou. "

From 98-99 year olds? Omg, you sicko!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
29 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Oh go on then, we're in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in

Tell us you like a gangbang without saying you like a gangbang "

Everyone looks the same naked…..

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"Can I have some boobs please Jim "

Hi -man- x

How likely is it that you'll have plans next Wednesday that involve another?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Ooo this is different..I'm in "

I said this The first time I did anal.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
29 weeks ago

Bradford

OK I'm in

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By *parkle1974Woman
29 weeks ago

Leeds

Woody....

How far does your cream squirt?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
29 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"I'm in

Hello Diamond! Do you think you'll ever attend another social?"

No. My swinging days are behind me now

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By *ookie46Woman
29 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Everyone looks the same naked….. "

Are you sure? I'm pretty certain you'd be able to tell who was who if I was stood nude next to a naked Pete.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Can I have some boobs please Jim

Hi -man- x

How likely is it that you'll have plans next Wednesday that involve another? "

Hi Meli x

It’s highly likely that I’ll be crying into my meal for one at the dodgy brewers fayre and then going back to my room for a bath and a wank

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend?

Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films.

Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards? "

What was the conclusion of your discussion?

That's a tough one but I'll give you two physical attributes I like. Nice legs and a nice bum. Bellaseas had a fantastic pair of pins on her

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello, Willy.

Hello, Pete

Have you had a good day?

So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?

That caused quite the scene in London, I hear.

Don't remind me

Something to tell the grandkids about. You might even get to appear on Would I Lie To You? as one of the mystery guests."

Oh that would be lovely, Pete. I'm a fan of that show

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in "

Hello Woody, what did you have for breakfast today? This is the sort of scintillating question I love being able to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I’m in.

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By *onkoMan
29 weeks ago

here and there

Out

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Ooo this is different..I'm in

I said this The first time I did anal.

"

You had cock in your ass?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey?

Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that. "

Hey sexy.

Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?"

I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers.

And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm in.

Meli - anal? Now?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Hello, Lolli.

Hi Pete, nice calves "

Thanks, Lolli! I like your "naughty" pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In."

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in. "

Hello, Bella. How's your cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Woody....

How far does your cream squirt? "

All the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers.

And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too."

Impressive calf you got.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in "

LittleBird,

Can I snog you?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in.

Hello, Bella. How's your cunt?"

Healed now and all sorted thanks. It was broken for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread. "

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

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By *del 1Man
29 weeks ago

London

I am in, but not sure how all the sexy women will include their boob pics! Usually that's what happens when I receive the inevitable daily 100 messages from them!

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By *outhwesthotwifeWoman
29 weeks ago

southwest

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Ooo this is different..I'm in

I said this The first time I did anal.

You had cock in your ass? "

That’s what I said afterwards.

Nice to see you back. Where have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in.

Hello, Bella. How's your cunt?

Healed now and all sorted thanks. It was broken for a long time. "

I'm glad to hear it. We were all worried for a while.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Ooo this is different..I'm in

I said this The first time I did anal.

You had cock in your ass?

That’s what I said afterwards.

Nice to see you back. Where have you been? "

I bet you did you dirty boy. I’ve been whittling spoons darling..

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By *X2019Man
29 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm in if anyone fancies a chat out in the open

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By *del 1Man
29 weeks ago

London


"I’m in "

Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx

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By *viatrixWoman
29 weeks ago

Redhill

I’m in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in

Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx"

On the 12th darling

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.

It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk")."

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey?

Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that.

Hey sexy.

Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast "

Can you lick my quim like you're hunting for truffles whilst you're at it please?

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend?

Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films.

Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards?

What was the conclusion of your discussion?

That's a tough one but I'll give you two physical attributes I like. Nice legs and a nice bum. Bellaseas had a fantastic pair of pins on her"

The conclusion of the discussion was lost... somehow.

And yay! You finally answered!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in

LittleBird,

Can I snog you? "

Go on then… can you reach from there?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.

It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk").

"

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in

LittleBird,

Can I snog you?

Go on then… can you reach from there? "

No my belly is in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey?

Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that.

Hey sexy.

Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast

Can you lick my quim like you're hunting for truffles whilst you're at it please? "

OH GO ON THEN

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates."

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in

LittleBird,

Can I snog you?

Go on then… can you reach from there?

No my belly is in the way "

. So are my tits. It is what it is

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By *olli_popWoman
29 weeks ago

West Midlands


"I am in, but not sure how all the sexy women will include their boob pics! Usually that's what happens when I receive the inevitable daily 100 messages from them! "

Lucky you haha

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By *educing_EmCouple
29 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'm curious so in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!"

Is Gen Z the next one? I'm sorry for mis-generating you.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm curious so in"

Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Bumming the police- NWA

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!"

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin

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By *educing_EmCouple
29 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'm curious so in

Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet?"

I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"In.

Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers.

And we were the ones who had

proper Ricicles too."

What are Ricicles? Just personal attack and no questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin "

Ew I rebuke it!!

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"I'm in.

Meli - anal? Now?"

Yeah sure but I'm full of crap today so proceed with caution.

Nick, think you'll ever meet a forum user? Or fora user as it should be, really.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin

Ew I rebuke it!! "

I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Bumming the police- NWA"

Wrong thread. Ooops.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers.

And we were the ones who had

proper Ricicles too.

What are Ricicles? Just personal attack and no questions. "

As much as you'd like to be, you are not a PSL so it can't be personal. Are you a PSL? (question)

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Bumming the police- NWA

Wrong thread. Ooops. "

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

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"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates."

This is very hurtful. I know it's a lie, I'm still sobbing.

I miss Estragon, hope he comes back soon.

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By *rBobbMan
29 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm curious so in

Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet?

I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it "

What's it like seducing Em?

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By *del 1Man
29 weeks ago

London


"I’m in

Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx

On the 12th darling "

Oh can we do another day? I am busy on the 12th xx

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin

Ew I rebuke it!!

I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials "

!

Grrrrrr.

You’re lucky you’re sexy

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By *del 1Man
29 weeks ago

London


"I am in, but not sure how all the sexy women will include their boob pics! Usually that's what happens when I receive the inevitable daily 100 messages from them!

Lucky you haha"

Some very wise words on your profile pic!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in

Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx

On the 12th darling

Oh can we do another day? I am busy on the 12th xx"

Are you? Oh what a predicament…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin

Ew I rebuke it!!

I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials

!

Grrrrrr.

You’re lucky you’re sexy"

Ha ha ha ha ha… I am Sid James. Fact

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.


"I’m in "

Hey Littlebird, when are you next going to a social?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in

Hey Littlebird, when are you next going to a social? "

I shall be at the one after next darling. I’m on holiday for this one. * But other socials may or may not be available

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By *hoirCouple
29 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

In.

Good afternoon Meli, nice to chat with you again. If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Hey JustPete.

Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.

Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.

I’m no millennial. Yuck!!

Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin

Ew I rebuke it!!

I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials

!

Grrrrrr.

You’re lucky you’re sexy

Ha ha ha ha ha… I am Sid James. Fact "

Now I’ve seen it I can’t unsee it. Darn it

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m skimming through collating juicy gossip here….

So, someone who may or may not be called Jim is a quim eating millennial?

This is good stuff my fine people

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm in"

Hi Custard Chucker. Why did you chuck custard? I hope you broke the news to it gently.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m skimming through collating juicy gossip here….

So, someone who may or may not be called Jim is a quim eating millennial?

This is good stuff my fine people "

I don’t usually. I’m not a bowcat but try everything once

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I'm in.

Meli - anal? Now?

Yeah sure but I'm full of crap today so proceed with caution.

Nick, think you'll ever meet a forum user? Or fora user as it should be, really."

You see everyone. Proves that the "Anal? Now?" line bears fruit.

Perhaps too much fruit because Meli doesn't sound very stable up there right now .

Second bit - probably.

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By *alcon77Man
29 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Coyote

The pretty penis thing.

What criteria constitutes a pretty penis?

In by the way.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In."

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I'm curious so in"
hello Em

How does it feel to be so close to perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In"

Mr W T Sane,

Would you like to join my clique

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique "

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

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By *r SxxMan
29 weeks ago

ashford

I'm in - another nosey and chatty bugger here

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now? "

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? "

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky."

See you in June then

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult "

In!

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By *alcon77Man
29 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? "

I'd like to join. We could call it "geriatric gen z's" to make it all welcoming.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky."

I’m a witch…

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.


"In.

Good afternoon Meli, nice to chat with you again. If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?

C"

Hello Choir, nice to talk to you again! Yes, because I'm a sucker for a nice line. If you could meet any person, aside from me, on this thread, who would you meet?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult "

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

See you in June then "

Does June know about this?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch… "

I'm saying nothing.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing."

There’s a first time for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

In! "

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

I'd like to join. We could call it "geriatric gen z's" to make it all welcoming."

Excellent name. I guess I can allow the oldies

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

See you in June then

Does June know about this? "

Yes! What do you take me for

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By *outhwesthotwifeWoman
29 weeks ago

southwest


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? "

Can I join? I loves a good cult

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? "

Are you in or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Can I join? I loves a good cult"

You are more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Can’t wait for everyone’s initiations

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I’m in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not? "

In a clique? Only my own

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By *hitney NeilWoman
29 weeks ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

In

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not?

In a clique? Only my own "

Who is in yours

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not?

In a clique? Only my own

Who is in yours "

Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not?

In a clique? Only my own

Who is in yours

Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead "

Well. I guess you’re now my sworn enemy.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

See you in June then

Does June know about this?

Yes! What do you take me for "

I shall look forward to June then.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything "

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not?

In a clique? Only my own

Who is in yours

Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead

Well. I guess you’re now my sworn enemy. "

Wait is this thread now cliquey?

Oh dear. I did try and ask people questions. The clique always wins. Darn clique clique-ing it up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all."

Ooh do tell?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique

Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join?

Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult

Then it’s truffle snuffling surely?

Are you in or not?

In a clique? Only my own

Who is in yours

Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead

Well. I guess you’re now my sworn enemy.

Wait is this thread now cliquey?

Oh dear. I did try and ask people questions. The clique always wins. Darn clique clique-ing it up. "

Nah… just one clique. No more click clicking here

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

Ooh do tell? "

Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.


"I’m in. "

Hello Bella, some time ago now you posted about high heels. Your recommendations for them. Do you remember what you said and if so, what was it?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

Ooh do tell?

Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?"

Of course. Legend

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
29 weeks ago

London

I’m in x

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
29 weeks ago

birmingham

In for some curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

Ooh do tell?

Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?

Of course. Legend "

Well you know all about it then.

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By *educing_EmCouple
29 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'm curious so in

Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet?

I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it

What's it like seducing Em?"

You know when you need a fart and get a pain in your belly?

Like that

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By *ickshawedCouple
29 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

Ooh do tell?

Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?"

I heard he got lost on his quest to find the clitoris

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By *educing_EmCouple
29 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'm curious so inhello Em

How does it feel to be so close to perfect"

Fake because I am so far from it

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"In.

Just Pete have you got a new car now?

I have got a new car now. Spooky.

I’m a witch…

I'm saying nothing.

There’s a first time for everything

Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.

Ooh do tell?

Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?

I heard he got lost on his quest to find the clitoris "

It was a no bell quest.

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands


"In for some curiosity "

Hi both, did you have a nice time at crazy golf? Who won?

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.

Hello Em.

I have a laundry basket full of towels to wash, how long would it take to get through them?

P.S What was the last Lana song you listened to?

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By *educing_EmCouple
29 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Hello Em.

I have a laundry basket full of towels to wash, how long would it take to get through them?

P.S What was the last Lana song you listened to?"

Hi Meli.

That depends on your preferred wash cycle and drum size.

Lana song was cinnamon girl

What was yours?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
29 weeks ago

Wales

Very late but in for a nose

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Very late but in for a nose "

Hello, Miss Bella. My dog's got no nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"I’m in.

Hello Bella, some time ago now you posted about high heels. Your recommendations for them. Do you remember what you said and if so, what was it? "

Oh, hi, Meli.

If it was about brands I’d recommend for pain free long wear, I would have said:

Gait Tech

New Look

Naturalizer

Maison Baum

Tamaris

Aquatalia

Beautiisoles

Loeffler Randall

Unisa

Carvela

Badgley Mischka

Sam Edelman

Giantovi Rossi

Mi Piaci

Paul Andrew

Tamara Mellon

L’Intervalle

Keeyahri

IamJenniferle

Public Desire

Lodi

Sophia Webster

Guiseppe Zanotti

Raid London

Office London

I also recently also discovered Cole Haan’s Nike Air heels. They are like wearing trainers except they look like heels.

If you love Louboutins, I’d recommend you go up at least one size. Sometimes I go up two sizes. I can wear them comfortably for hours even if they’re 6” high.

The secret, for me, to wearing heels all day and even running down the road to the Tube station without pain has been doing ankle strengthening exercises. There’s an IG account, High Heel Coach (@themostcomfortableheels) that offer free advice and exercises to wear heels pain free.

Probably more than you ever asked for.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

In if anyone else still is

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
29 weeks ago

Southampton

In for a natter x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"In if anyone else still is "

Ooh Mrs KC have you been to any interesting lectures / exhibitions lately? We need to do one really soon

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By *r SxxMan
29 weeks ago

ashford

Back in

Chat away, message away

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

.


"I’m in.

Hello Bella, some time ago now you posted about high heels. Your recommendations for them. Do you remember what you said and if so, what was it?

Oh, hi, Meli.

If it was about brands I’d recommend for pain free long wear, I would have said:

Gait Tech

New Look

Naturalizer

Maison Baum

Tamaris

Aquatalia

Beautiisoles

Loeffler Randall

Unisa

Carvela

Badgley Mischka

Sam Edelman

Giantovi Rossi

Mi Piaci

Paul Andrew

Tamara Mellon

L’Intervalle

Keeyahri

IamJenniferle

Public Desire

Lodi

Sophia Webster

Guiseppe Zanotti

Raid London

Office London

I also recently also discovered Cole Haan’s Nike Air heels. They are like wearing trainers except they look like heels.

If you love Louboutins, I’d recommend you go up at least one size. Sometimes I go up two sizes. I can wear them comfortably for hours even if they’re 6” high.

The secret, for me, to wearing heels all day and even running down the road to the Tube station without pain has been doing ankle strengthening exercises. There’s an IG account, High Heel Coach (@themostcomfortableheels) that offer free advice and exercises to wear heels pain free.

Probably more than you ever asked for. "

And absolutely perfect! Thank you so much, I'm going to screenshot this and start on the ankle strengthening.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago


"Very late but in for a nose

Hello, Miss Bella. My dog's got no nose."

Go on I’ll do it! …..

How does he smell?

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By *hoirCouple
29 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"In.

Good afternoon Meli, nice to chat with you again. If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?

C

Hello Choir, nice to talk to you again! Yes, because I'm a sucker for a nice line. If you could meet any person, aside from me, on this thread, who would you meet?"

Good evening. I think that would be CoyoteUgly as I find her humour interesting so I feel a nice social would be had.

C

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