FabSwingers.com forum: Things with ZERO calories

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

1. The handful of cereal I take every time I pass the cupboard

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing that tastes good

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Celery

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The spoon of a dish I taste as I'm cooking it.

Items consumed whilst on my period.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

The chip you stole from the other person's plate

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Broken biscuits as the calories leech out of the break line

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Things offered to you and bought by other people

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Anything eaten whilst standing up

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Broken biscuits as the calories leech out of the break line "

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Has anyone said 'air' yet ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Has anyone said 'air' yet ?"

Air

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Coke zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maccies.. scientifically proven facts.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Maccies.. scientifically proven facts."

If one maccies is zero calories,how many calories in 5 maccies ? 10 ?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Guinness

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Northants

Oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chocolate cookie I have with my morning coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowing the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallowing the truth.

I spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swallowing the truth.

I spit"

Why did I just imagine you saying that with a Mic in your hand doing a rap battle?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Large slice of Humble Pie,

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dust"

Came here to say this...

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Water

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Anything eaten on one's birthday or Christmas.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Food you steal from you kids plate

Someone else's chips

Half of a donut

Birthday cake at the office

Anything from Greggs if I'm in a bad mood

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything eaten on one's birthday or Christmas."

Or on holiday

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Double choc gateaux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G"

That’s the Little Britain sketch isnt it? Please say yes!!!

I quote it all the time in work. They’re all on sw diets.

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Camel toes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Water but don’t dissolve a double chocolate chip lard cake into it

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G

That’s the Little Britain sketch isnt it? Please say yes!!!

I quote it all the time in work. They’re all on sw diets. "

Yes it is

So there will be no Macmillan Bake sales at work then?!

Mrs

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

If you follow any food with something healthy then it evens out to zero!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Everything on a weekend… that’s what I tell myself and I’m sticking to it

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Coke zero"

The artificial sweetener will kill your anyway

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The last biscuit in the packet you need to eat so you can throw the packaging away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouthful of cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, swallowing your pride

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If following the 5-2 diet, you must eat 5 fruits or vegetables and then you can have 2 days of cakes and treats. 3 days, if it's a bank holiday. Chips count as 2 of your 5 a day, if you add vinegar, which burns all the fat.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"If following the 5-2 diet, you must eat 5 fruits or vegetables and then you can have 2 days of cakes and treats. 3 days, if it's a bank holiday. Chips count as 2 of your 5 a day, if you add vinegar, which burns all the fat. "

Seems to have strayed slightly from the original 5-2 template but seems nutritionally sound other than that.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Anything as long as you have a diet /7up/pepsi with it.

Well known fact!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

This is all excellent news, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight snacks!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Life’s to short to worry about counting calories

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Life’s to short to worry about counting calories"

It's also about subtracting some of the calories, as some food items have negative calories. Ice cream is always negative

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Seems to have strayed slightly from the original 5-2 template but seems nutritionally sound other than that. "

And lots of studies show the fat burning properties of vinegar, so a double portion of chips has 0% fat and is 2 of your 5 a day. Michael Moseley is republishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steam, any food flavoured steam hotter the better

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Farts

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Anything eaten from the fridge whilst the door is still open

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

The holy host apparently ?

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By *aters139Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

The two twixs and 2 packets of prawn cocktail consumed after getting back in from the boozer are definitely zero calories...right?

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