FabSwingers.com forum: Things with ZERO calories

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

1. The handful of cereal I take every time I pass the cupboard

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
23 weeks ago

louth

Dust

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By *onkoMan
23 weeks ago

here and there

Nothing that tastes good

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By *ustamanMan
23 weeks ago

weymouth

Celery

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By *eliWoman
23 weeks ago

The spoon of a dish I taste as I'm cooking it.

Items consumed whilst on my period.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

The chip you stole from the other person's plate

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
23 weeks ago

Markfield

Broken biscuits as the calories leech out of the break line

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
23 weeks ago

Markfield

Things offered to you and bought by other people

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
23 weeks ago

Markfield

Anything eaten whilst standing up

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"Broken biscuits as the calories leech out of the break line "

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
23 weeks ago

Bromley

Me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Has anyone said 'air' yet ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
23 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Has anyone said 'air' yet ?"

Air

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By *rHotNottsMan
23 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Coke zero

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Maccies.. scientifically proven facts.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Maccies.. scientifically proven facts."

If one maccies is zero calories,how many calories in 5 maccies ? 10 ?

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester

Guinness

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By *ean counterMan
23 weeks ago

Kettering

Oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

The chocolate cookie I have with my morning coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Swallowing the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Swallowing the truth.

I spit

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Swallowing the truth.

I spit"

Why did I just imagine you saying that with a Mic in your hand doing a rap battle?

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By *ortyairCouple
23 weeks ago

Wallasey

Large slice of Humble Pie,

Mrs x

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By *onn8955Man
23 weeks ago

Leeds

"Dust"

Came here to say this...

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By *esthetic21Man
23 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Water

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading

Anything eaten on one's birthday or Christmas.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
23 weeks ago

Sunderland

Food you steal from you kids plate

Someone else's chips

Half of a donut

Birthday cake at the office

Anything from Greggs if I'm in a bad mood

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G

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By *ohn 66Man
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Anything eaten on one's birthday or Christmas."

Or on holiday

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester

Double choc gateaux

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G"

That’s the Little Britain sketch isnt it? Please say yes!!!

I quote it all the time in work. They’re all on sw diets.

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By *uskymotoMan
23 weeks ago

Cumbria

Camel toes

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull

Water but don’t dissolve a double chocolate chip lard cake into it

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Dust

Came here to say this...

Ditto!

https://youtu.be/Nv7qh_XL_yM?si=oNYZtvYh-8POKS9G

That’s the Little Britain sketch isnt it? Please say yes!!!

I quote it all the time in work. They’re all on sw diets. "

Yes it is

So there will be no Macmillan Bake sales at work then?!

Mrs

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By *uri00620Woman
23 weeks ago

Croydon

If you follow any food with something healthy then it evens out to zero!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Everything on a weekend… that’s what I tell myself and I’m sticking to it

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By *agnar73Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Coke zero"

The artificial sweetener will kill your anyway

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

The last biscuit in the packet you need to eat so you can throw the packaging away.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

A mouthful of cock

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By *ragonbaitCouple
23 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

Also, swallowing your pride

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

If following the 5-2 diet, you must eat 5 fruits or vegetables and then you can have 2 days of cakes and treats. 3 days, if it's a bank holiday. Chips count as 2 of your 5 a day, if you add vinegar, which burns all the fat.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
23 weeks ago

Sunderland

"If following the 5-2 diet, you must eat 5 fruits or vegetables and then you can have 2 days of cakes and treats. 3 days, if it's a bank holiday. Chips count as 2 of your 5 a day, if you add vinegar, which burns all the fat. "

Seems to have strayed slightly from the original 5-2 template but seems nutritionally sound other than that.

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By *lynJMan
23 weeks ago

Morden

Anything as long as you have a diet /7up/pepsi with it.

Well known fact!

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford

This is all excellent news, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Midnight snacks!

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By *eah BabyCouple
23 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Life’s to short to worry about counting calories

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

"Life’s to short to worry about counting calories"

It's also about subtracting some of the calories, as some food items have negative calories. Ice cream is always negative

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

Seems to have strayed slightly from the original 5-2 template but seems nutritionally sound other than that. "

And lots of studies show the fat burning properties of vinegar, so a double portion of chips has 0% fat and is 2 of your 5 a day. Michael Moseley is republishing.

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By *midnight-Woman
23 weeks ago

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Donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Steam, any food flavoured steam hotter the better

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
23 weeks ago

Home

Farts

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By *nnCeeWoman
23 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Anything eaten from the fridge whilst the door is still open

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By *ripfillMan
23 weeks ago

havant

The holy host apparently ?

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By *aters139Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield

The two twixs and 2 packets of prawn cocktail consumed after getting back in from the boozer are definitely zero calories...right?

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