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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Movies you've watched more than 6 times using only one liners

I'll start

*Shitters Full

Mrs xx

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By *aters139Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

'grrrr you're a tiger!'

'fuck you, ya fuckin fuckers'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would Brian Boitano do?

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

He's not the messiah

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By *OYFBWoman
over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

"What would Brian Boitano do?"

I bet he’d kick an ass or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not on the one, it's not the mambo. It's a feeling; a heartbeat.

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By *OYFBWoman
over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Stay on the road and keep off the moors….’

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

“I don’t get it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would Brian Boitano do?

I bet he’d kick an ass or two"

That’s what Brian Boitano’d do!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I'll be back not yet

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hey you guys

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

No, ma’am. We’re musicians.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not personal, it’s just business

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Isn't there someone else we could talk to?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Isn't there someone else we could talk to?"

I fart in your general direction!

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By *rill PhilMan
over a year ago

Crediton

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Isn't there someone else we could talk to?

I fart in your general direction!

Not my thing but, if it was you, I'd probably be ok with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get away from her, you BITCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.

No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.

It is too late, my blood is in your veins.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

“Game oooon!”

“Caaaar!”

“Game ooooon!”

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By *enSiskoMan
over a year ago

Cestus 3

Maximum Effort.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

“And you had sunlight… AND A WINDOW IN YOUR ROOM!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time fave film, out of many

can you guess it I wonder

"I Always Said, If I Had To Fuck A Guy, I Mean Had To, If My Life Depended On It... I'd Fuck Elvis."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.

No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.

It is too late, my blood is in your veins."

Great film

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If you build it.....

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

north shields

Stove, what kind of name is that?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

McLovin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own Mama’s ashamed of me. She tells everybody I’m a drug dealer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Enough

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

No Miss ballbreaker no penis parade

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

You remind me of the babe...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What if i made her a little pair out of paper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine. I'm fine"

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "finneeee"?

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Everybody and their mums are packing round here."

"Like who?"

"Farmers."

"Who else?"

"Farmer's mums."

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Get me the Frenchman.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Death by stereo.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

You only had to blow the doors

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The creatures of the night - what beautiful music they make...

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By *aters139Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe..."

That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...

That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'"

I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars...

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By *aters139Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...

That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'

I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars...

Links are banned...so Google 'weebl scampi' its the bloke who did badgers...god I'm old...so...so old...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...

That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'

I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars...

Links are banned...so Google 'weebl scampi' its the bloke who did badgers...god I'm old...so...so old..."

I'm 18 years older than you, so it's probably after my time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I won't present to you

A fake ideal self

However perfect I attempt to be

This world is only meant to hurt me

This is me;

If you don't like me

Don't love me

You see

I believe in honesty

At first sight”

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

'you are too generous to trifle with me...'

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"No, ma’am. We’re musicians."

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

I love the smell of Napam in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, meet you nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Lazerlips, your Momma was a snow-blower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite and love to use.

You two Donkey Dicka couldn't get laid in a morgue

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

One ping only Vasily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it sad that you're sons only sexual outlet is tossing off the naughty magazines in the bathroom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade runner...at least twice a year for the last twenty years since my husband introduced me to this masterpiece

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I know Kung Fu

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Funny? Funny how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fool can get into college.

Only a selection few can get into Amanda Jones! Gulp

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

‘You can’t handle the truth’! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a cheek showing your face around here!

Look whose talking!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

""Everybody and their mums are packing round here."

"Like who?"

"Farmers."

"Who else?"

"Farmer's mums.""

One of my all time favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, where going to play a game,it's called whose you're Daddy and what does he do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blade runner...at least twice a year for the last twenty years since my husband introduced me to this masterpiece"

Forgot the quote....Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!

Your what the French call "Les Incompetents"

I wouldn't let you in my room even if you were growing on my arse

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By *ig busty boobs300Couple
over a year ago

Stratford upon avon

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any of you so much as pass gas in my direction and upset my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my private property

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract a worm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/04/24 18:45:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk without rhythm and you won't attract a worm."

Dune

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street. Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a cook

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop Dave? Stop, Dave."

"My God, it's full of stars"

"Open the pod bay doors HAL"

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

It’s a four tonne truck Tyrone

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.

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By *ohn snowMan
over a year ago

bletchley

Randall Randall Randall you were going to leave without saying goodbye..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are Groot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't Think, Feel! It Is Like A Finger Pointing Away To The Moon. Don't Concentrate On The Finger Or You Will Miss All That Heavenly Glory

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

This baby must corner like it’s on rails

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Bohdi this is your FUCKING wake up call man. I AM AN F... B... I AGENT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you not entertained?

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I am the Night rider, I'm a fuel injected suicide machine, I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am a out of controller, I'm the Nightrider Baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are an effective team

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

They're coming to get you, Barbra

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings

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By *enSiskoMan
over a year ago

Cestus 3

Mr. ----, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you. You're hardly a sportsman, so why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?

I discovered she had a crush on me.

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Look after Mr. ----. See that some harm comes to him.

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings"

Love that one

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I could of got more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art of fighting.. Without fighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come here to chew gum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum.

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

thurso

There can be only one

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Where's he from? Uranus?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Do or do not, there is no try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How tall are you Private?"

"5 foot 9 sir!"

"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

[Removed by poster at 25/04/24 22:00:12]

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life."

"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True love, true love

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The demon is a liar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!"

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By *onnycMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"It's too bad she won't live but then again who does?"

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"What if i made her a little pair out of paper?"

She said, what good would wings be if you couldn't feel the wind on your face?

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"I could of got more"

Makes me bawl like a baby every single time

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

We don't talk about Bruno..

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
over a year ago

Bromley

"I am the Night rider, I'm a fuel injected suicide machine, I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am a out of controller, I'm the Nightrider Baby! "

Mad Max

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
over a year ago

Arlesey

It can't rain all the time

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
over a year ago

Arlesey

"There can be only one"

Connor McLeod of the Clan McLeod, Highlander!!

"I have something to say! It's better to burn out than to fade away!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price is wrong, BITCH

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan
over a year ago

Arlesey

"The price is wrong, BITCH

Happy Gilmore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back off man I'm a scientist.

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