FabSwingers.com forum: Fucking yourself.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

If you could see yourself across a bar or in a mirror - would you fuck yourself ?

What makes you so fuckable.

Answers like , 'no because i'm not gay.' don't count.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Herts

Yes because I’m gay which means I’ll fuck anything apparently

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've been told to 'go fuck yourself' a few times in my life, so obvs others think it's a good idea.....

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Crawley

No fucking way would I.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I’m not my type. I need to get closer to stand a chance of pulling myself (haha. Of course I do

because I keep getting told I smell nice. …

Which I suppose is a way of saying ‘I’d fuck you but only with my eyes closed!’

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By *OYFBWoman
23 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

I wouldn’t fuck myself, no.

I don’t find myself attractive, but am grateful to those who do

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Of course I would.

If I wouldn’t, then that would mean I assume that anyone that fucks me has low standards. Which is incredibly rude.

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By *onameyet2Man
23 weeks ago

chorley

I really would like to suck my cock,

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By *eliWoman
23 weeks ago

This is going to sound awful but fuck it. Yes I would.

I like voices similar to mine on other people. That particular tone and accent on another is really hot.

I like quirky ND people. Love big boobs. Women with cute faces.

So yes, I'd finally go fuck myself. Such a narcissist, I know.

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By *onameyet2Man
23 weeks ago

chorley

"This is going to sound awful but fuck it. Yes I would.

I like voices similar to mine on other people. That particular tone and accent on another is really hot.

I like quirky ND people. Love big boobs. Women with cute faces.

So yes, I'd finally go fuck myself. Such a narcissist, I know."

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I have a bit of a crazy glint in my eyes. So yes I would.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I would have done some years ago. I wouldn't now - not on sight but later after I got to know me I would and i'd never let me go ..... sad thing is if I was a bloke i'd be too limp to do anything about it

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"I've been told to 'go fuck yourself' a few times in my life, so obvs others think it's a good idea.....

You not alone there it is so pleasant I think to myself yes, lets do it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

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By *onameyet2Man
23 weeks ago

chorley

So, if you wouldn’t fuck yourself how many drinks would it take before you changed your mind?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

I feel disturbed. That was erotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Yeah. My face is attractive enough. I’d do me. And I think people that would fuck me like my face.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
23 weeks ago

Maidstone

I can't keep my hands off myself

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

I feel disturbed. That was erotic."

Wow, I usually have to actually bone someone to get that feedback

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By *onameyet2Man
23 weeks ago

chorley

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

Do you leave immediately afterwards or stay for a chat ?

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By *amhorniestMan
23 weeks ago

Surrey

I tried, but the other me wanted wining and dining first...and that just felt weird

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

Do you leave immediately afterwards or stay for a chat ?

As a general rule I only bone people I like enough to hang around with after

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

I already do fuck myself, as my mother has always said “ I’m my own worst enemy “.

The mr

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By *illie fitMan
23 weeks ago

wonderland

I rarely get a reply on fab, so I have to “fuck myself” no one else will

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I do already, my right hand and me are fuck buddies

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
23 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I mean....I have a clone of my dick so theoretically it's possible....

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By *ora the explorerWoman
23 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah. I have the sort of physique I go for. Yet I don’t really like my body and I’m not very body confident. Go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

Do you leave immediately afterwards or stay for a chat ?

As a general rule I only bone people I like enough to hang around with after

Lights on or off?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
23 weeks ago

cardiff

Yeah, my face is good, body not bad either...i have curves and boobs!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

Do you leave immediately afterwards or stay for a chat ?

As a general rule I only bone people I like enough to hang around with after

Lights on or off?

On. I like to see

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By *eliWoman
23 weeks ago

"This is going to sound awful but fuck it. Yes I would.

I like voices similar to mine on other people. That particular tone and accent on another is really hot.

I like quirky ND people. Love big boobs. Women with cute faces.

So yes, I'd finally go fuck myself. Such a narcissist, I know.

Can I watch?

Ha sure. As long as you can cope with two of me, watch away.

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By *alcon77Man
23 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Yes.

At the very least I'd go up and talk to me.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

I don't think I'd fuck myself lol... I'd probably just ignore myself

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
23 weeks ago

The beautiful Lake District

"If you could see yourself across a bar or in a mirror - would you fuck yourself ? "

Hell Yeh! 'She' is gorgeous

compared to whats underneath in 'him'

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester

Not these days i guess the ravages of time

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
23 weeks ago

ashford

Absolutely! I bet I think this thread is about me!

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Absolutely! I bet I think this thread is about me!

x"
don't you

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

If I swung that way absolutely I would.

I'd think now that's a defined arse I wouldn't mind spreading.

Which reminds me peeps, voting is still open for the men's grandfinal

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

I'd tentatively massage and caress, before working up to the full package. I'd manage but it wouldn't be my best experience

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By *ean counterMan
23 weeks ago

Kettering

I would but then I know I'm a great fuck !!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

All the women need is a vibrator.. Hands out fabs very own to all. Passes dildos fab style to rest of you

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
23 weeks ago

kent

"Of course I would.

If I wouldn’t, then that would mean I assume that anyone that fucks me has low standards. Which is incredibly rude.

This is a good point x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading

Yes i think I'm my type

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"If you could see yourself across a bar or in a mirror - would you fuck yourself ?

What makes you so fuckable.

Answers like , 'no because i'm not gay.' don't count. "

Yes I love autoerotica.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry

Think i would talk to me! Laughing can be infectious....i don't know if i could persuade me

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
23 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Hell no

To ugly

Bit to much timber

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By *hinstrapMan
23 weeks ago

Barnsley

I make myself laugh so it's good start

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

No I'm not into fat blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Or blokes actualy just saying incase of ant confusion

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By *ickD38Man
23 weeks ago

Preston

Hell yeah I'd do me. One of our current plans is to get one of those mould-a-dick kits so I can get fucked with a replica of my own cock.

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

A Place Where Time Runs Slow

Nah. I'm out of my league.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I'm often told to go fuck myself

Mrs

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

If I saw myself no way. But if I spoke to myself then yes. I would fancy me. I'm actually an absolute delight and I'm pretty sure that is what captures the cocks of the men who enjoy my company.

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By *imber wolfMan
23 weeks ago

Aycliffe

Sure but I’d have to give my (other) self a shave first

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By *imber wolfMan
23 weeks ago

Aycliffe

"Oh absolutely.

I love the curves of my body. I like my face. I like my aesthetic.

Most edging sessions are with the aid of a mirror

Phew it getting very warm in here

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"If you could see yourself across a bar or in a mirror - would you fuck yourself ?

What makes you so fuckable.

Answers like , 'no because i'm not gay.' don't count. "

No, because he's a tubby lard arse. I guess he's well groomed. Nice face, arms, legs, ass and upper body, but that belly totally needs to go.

I'd totally not do me from an aesthetics perspective. I'll reconsider if I could have a conversation but sadly OP doesn't go that far.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

After a gin, probably.

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By *ensualPleasure96Man
23 weeks ago

Dunstable

Most definitely I would - I would be intrigued to to ask myself questions about life

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Absolutely

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By *ad NannaWoman
23 weeks ago

East London

If I was a mile hunter who liked fat women I would.

I don't look too bad done up, so I'd put myself in the fuckable category.

And I have big tits and bum. Bonus.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
23 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh hell yes! If I were a lady I’d jump on myself like a ravenous beast and ride that magnificent cock like a champion jockey

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By *SCouple81Couple
23 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Cheeky smile and a blink in my eyes

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By *agnar73Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

If I was less hairy, smaller, nice boobs, nice bum and had a fanny, I’d consider it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
23 weeks ago

ashford

"If I saw myself no way. But if I spoke to myself then yes. I would fancy me. I'm actually an absolute delight and I'm pretty sure that is what captures the cocks of the men who enjoy my company.

Where have u been? Not seen u here for a while? X

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
23 weeks ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I wouldn't fuck myself because I don't find myself attractive.

I would probably end up chatting, playing drink games and having a good laugh though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Think i would talk to me! Laughing can be infectious....i don't know if i could persuade me

Wow ! I'd REALLY talk to me ... I know exactly what to tell myself ....

Good idea !

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By *odgerMooreMan
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Think i would talk to me! Laughing can be infectious....i don't know if i could persuade me

Wow ! I'd REALLY talk to me ... I know exactly what to tell myself ....

Good idea !"
Granny’s inside voice ‘Shag Todger!!!!!!!’

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"Think i would talk to me! Laughing can be infectious....i don't know if i could persuade me

Wow ! I'd REALLY talk to me ... I know exactly what to tell myself ....

Good idea ! Granny’s inside voice ‘Shag Todger!!!!!!!’ up the arse with a broom handle

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By *odgerMooreMan
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Think i would talk to me! Laughing can be infectious....i don't know if i could persuade me

Wow ! I'd REALLY talk to me ... I know exactly what to tell myself ....

Good idea ! Granny’s inside voice ‘Shag Todger!!!!!!!’ up the arse with a broom handle

That would cost you dinner!!

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By *ar48-49Couple
23 weeks ago

Absolutely in Doggy Style position

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No, I'm a bottom. And so am I. So it wouldn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Not a chance I’d fuck myself, I look in the mirror everyday

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By *ullyMan
23 weeks ago

Near Clacton

Yes, a commonly held misconception I encounter frequently. Despite various preferences or dislikes on my profile I am often told

that I should be ready and willing to take any cock that comes along. And I do find refusal, always politely and respectfully, is often met with an insult or rude response!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
23 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

"No, I'm a bottom. And so am I. So it wouldn't work. "

Yes it would! You haven't thought this through ...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No, I'm a bottom. And so am I. So it wouldn't work.

Yes it would! You haven't thought this through ... "

I don't have to think! I just have to look pretty!

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By *redwilma666Couple
23 weeks ago

Kilbirnie

No way, a face for radio only (mr)

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By *illan-KillashMan
23 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'd do me, *who wouldn't?

I'm an absolute fucking delight.

*you at the back, put your hand down

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

It would be an honour

Let's face it, I'm gorgeous and have glorious breasts

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By *lue RascalMan
23 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’d fuck my fucking fanny off. Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Nope. I look look a hairy bag of milk when I'm naked and I've got a face like I've been chasing parked cars at a full run.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
23 weeks ago

Bromley

That would be punching well above my weight

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By *imber wolfMan
23 weeks ago

Aycliffe

"It would be an honour

Let's face it, I'm gorgeous and have glorious breasts

Can’t argue with that

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By *ssexcouple71Couple
23 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Yep definitely, then I know I will be in for a kinky session!

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By *ullyMan
23 weeks ago

Near Clacton

If I could fuck or suck myself I'd never go out!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
23 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

No because I'd be really disappointed.

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By *uicy PumpkinWoman
23 weeks ago

Narberth

Absolutely! 1000%

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

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By *ornucopiaMan
23 weeks ago

Bexley

Never quite got around to it before it got too hard to accomplish.

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By *midnight-Woman
23 weeks ago

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I have form!

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By *etal and KinkMan
23 weeks ago

Malice

I would want to get to know me first

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Absolutely i'm hawt stuff

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By *om and JennieCouple
23 weeks ago

Chams or Socials

Good god know!!! I do wonder why T stays with me

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Sex with my sex toys you know the vibrator and the wand.

Who uses toys...me!

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
23 weeks ago

Carlisle

"If you could see yourself across a bar or in a mirror - would you fuck yourself ?

What makes you so fuckable.

Naaaa, I wouldn't. I'm lucky I found the Mr to be fair

Mrs

Answers like , 'no because i'm not gay.' don't count. "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
23 weeks ago

chichester

Yes as I am hot and unique looking

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By *EAT..85Woman
23 weeks ago

Nottingham

Hell yes. Though I'm not technically my type I've got great vibes

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

No, but ask me after a glass of red

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By *uriousscouserWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral

No, I'm not my physical type.

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By *oontzMan
23 weeks ago

Nantwich

It's been the only option for me for a very long time lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Ofcourse I would, I'm fantastic in bed.....I can sleep for days

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By *agondaMan
23 weeks ago

Witterings

Well this puts a whole new slant on the “cum on my face” comment lol

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