FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest message you've received this week

By *CLM87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

Wtaf

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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Your Mum is on Fab?

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By *CLM87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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Your Mum is on Fab? "

It was a lad... 5 years younger than me... like seriously

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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some shock to get

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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Your Mum is on Fab?

It was a lad... 5 years younger than me... like seriously "

Right, now that is weird

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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In Derbyshire it’s probably not uncommon

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By *CLM87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

Wtaf

some shock to get "

Certainly was

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By *CLM87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

Wtaf

Your Mum is on Fab?

It was a lad... 5 years younger than me... like seriously

Right, now that is weird "

Yes its is/was

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By *CLM87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

Wtaf

In Derbyshire it’s probably not uncommon

He was from Sussex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a woman I hadn't talked to before asking me to meet now

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

FAF?

I mean, she must have downed at least 2 bottles of red wine when she sent that or was half asleep. Or sent it to the wrong person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked us if we the mrs would pretend to breastfeed him.

He was 54.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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Same but “mom”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hey Daughter, didn't expect to see you here"

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Same but “mom”

Yup. Same.

I told him to go and tidy his room

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

One that asked me if I'd had surgery, then implied I was a liar, the outright said I was racist when I didn't want to continue the conversation.

Oh. Or the god botherer that wanted to tell me about my savior Jesus Christ and declared he was better at sex than me because it takes him 4 days to be satisfied. I didn't know Sting was on fab

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Been on Fab 6yrs

Never actually received a message that wasn’t a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i want to see vids of him fucking his aunty

Did I want a sugar daddy? He was 30

Id get rattled

Nothing surprises me anymore on here nowadays lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual FAF and would I like my pussy/ ass smashed ... messages ... I'm quite disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me check my saved comedy filter... Umpteen

Make a man out of me... First message nothing else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me check my saved comedy filter... Umpteen

Make a man out of me... First message nothing else. "

Are in the look out... First message. This is not Fab swingers for ornicologists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me check my saved comedy filter... Umpteen

Make a man out of me... First message nothing else.

Are in the look out... First message. This is not Fab swingers for ornicologists.

You could meet me now

Feel my jeans

I might use these when fab swingers does comedy

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By *onameyet2Man
over a year ago

chorley

Would you travel to London

Love

Rishi xxx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Penny for your thoughts" was the weirdest I received last week. People should know by now that I only accept Farthings.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

"Would you be my Mummy"

"Would you piss on my face"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

Or a bone

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

Or a bone

"
oooooo even creepier especially as the bone collector was on lastnight

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

Or a bone

oooooo even creepier especially as the bone collector was on lastnight

... Great film

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

Or a bone

oooooo even creepier especially as the bone collector was on lastnight

... Great film"
did you watch it?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Did i want to see vids of him fucking his aunty

Did I want a sugar daddy? He was 30

Id get rattled

Nothing surprises me anymore on here nowadays lol"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Hi meet me at the graveyard at 2am for a BJ........ Ooooooo

Or a bone

oooooo even creepier especially as the bone collector was on lastnight

... Great filmdid you watch it?

Not last night but I've seen it , ages ago x

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