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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Wassat ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X"

this is fantasy embarrassing bodies...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?"

Does it look like ET' finger??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Does it look like ET' finger??

well if I cut the insides..I can always heal someone elllllliot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psoriasis my big prob.

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bowly legs could drive. A bus through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple"

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx"

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes"

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

Damn

dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry"

good little money maker you've got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or potters wand?

I have a 3rd nipple

I dont think ur clit counts as a nipple darlin xxx

Damn

dont bother ordering that 3nipple chain tassle thing now"

Don't rub it in

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have piles like button mushrooms. They do actually snap off at the stalk. Lovely fried in butter and soya sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get eczema on and in my ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have piles like button mushrooms. They do actually snap off at the stalk. Lovely fried in butter and soya sauce. "

wastenotwantnot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I honestly thought ppl would see this as fantastical embarrassing bodies

not asking for anyones real things...just a laugh..

my bumhole has incisors, its ruining me receiving anal sex...shame eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watched embarrasing bodies last night! Actually made me feel quite ill! X"

id love to be a tissue viability nurse but don't think i'm smart enough to be one. Dealing with wound care and pressure sores doesnt phase me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i physically cant watch that show, id rather jam sewing needles in my eyes

I squirt jam from my eyes when i cry

good little money maker you've got there"

strawberry milkshake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two arseholes"

what a husband and bf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no toenails. Thats frigging embarassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/13 23:42:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf

sounds about right! Iv got 3 boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf

sounds about right! Iv got 3 boobs "

I've got a third nipple on my toenail, hate clipping them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two arseholes

what a husband and bf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my foreheads taking erections..people keep calling me names too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?"

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls like swans eggs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!"

kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can recreate an erupting volcano with my pie, coloured lava the lot!

Available and suitable for hire to would be lego men movie makers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can recreate an erupting volcano with my pie, coloured lava the lot!

Available and suitable for hire to would be lego men movie makers!!

thats why Ive hired her as my muse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

kinky bugger

u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bellend nail..much like a toenail..never told anyone before

I hate clipping it too

whats urs?

Forward me a picture and I.shall do my best to diagnose

ooh that got me hard..and I scratched my leg!

kinky bugger

u could also bite my nails for me...since its a bad habit to do by ones self..get the middle one first..yup..the lowest middle one...lick around the nail...deeper...soften it..."

Ooh ooh yes; damn your good, we need phone sex!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis bends 90 degrees to the left.

Then 72 degrees to the right.

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