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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath

What’s a guy to do next Wednesday night in the north west?

Asking for a friend

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
3 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

See what's on locally.

North West is a real big area my dude.

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan
3 weeks ago

Ends

NW London??

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"See what's on locally.

North West is a real big area my dude."

I was casting my net wide, because you know I’m a man and stuff

(South west Manchester)

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral

At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle at Birkenhead School.

If wellbeingy stuff isn't your thing you can draw and doodle at Future Yard, also in Birko.

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle at Birkenhead School.

If wellbeingy stuff isn't your thing you can draw and doodle at Future Yard, also in Birko."

Faf instead?

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room?

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room? "

I can see that happening

(Faf a giggle and a coffee?)

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere

You can get Netflix all over the country these days.

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"You can get Netflix all over the country these days. "

Even the north west? I thought you guys only had channel 4?

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"You can get Netflix all over the country these days.

Even the north west? I thought you guys only had channel 4? "

I don't know, I've never been to the north west.

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By *ycanNightsMan
3 weeks ago

Workington


"See what's on locally.

North West is a real big area my dude.

I was casting my net wide, because you know I’m a man and stuff

(South west Manchester)"

Manchester ...that's the south

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By *ron100Man
3 weeks ago

northwest

Get d*unk and try are pies

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School."

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
3 weeks ago

somewhere


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent."

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"You can get Netflix all over the country these days.

Even the north west? I thought you guys only had channel 4?

I don't know, I've never been to the north west. "

Omg your profile lies! You’re not Santa! You smell like beef and cheese!

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Get d*unk and try are pies "

Is that some northern sex act?

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend. "

I just like the cloths

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By *eliWoman
3 weeks ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room?

I can see that happening

(Faf a giggle and a coffee?)"

Ermmm which one?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent."

It is genuinely her. She must have a book out, as it was a local bookshop who sent me the details.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
3 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

My Moms in the NW, Netflix and pegging for you Op

Mr

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Post on the forums about what you hoped to be doing whilst multitasking and watching the TV in your hotel room?

I can see that happening

(Faf a giggle and a coffee?)

Ermmm which one?"

Giggle wih possibilities?

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"My Moms in the NW, Netflix and pegging for you Op

Mr "

I’ll hang HER curtains!

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

·

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend. "

Indeed, I've tried that too.

Thank you, darling. x

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.

I just like the cloths "

The green/white muslin cloths are something else!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
3 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"My Moms in the NW, Netflix and pegging for you Op

Mr

I’ll hang HER curtains! "

You'll be getting nailed not the curtains

Mr

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

·

It is genuinely her. She must have a book out, as it was a local bookshop who sent me the details."

Tell her that Nero said that he still prefers Kiehl's™ Blue Eagle Brushless Shave Cream".

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.

I just like the cloths

The green/white muslin cloths are something else! "

Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns.

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By *eroLondonMan
3 weeks ago

Mayfair


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.

I just like the cloths

The green/white muslin cloths are something else!

·

Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns. "

That's exactly what I use them for!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West

You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over


"At 7pm there's an evening with Liz Earle™ at Birkenhead School.

This would be my thing. And if Liz is really really there and not some representative from Boots™ then I would ask why their Sensitive Shaving Cream is quite so astringent.

The cleanser is amazing though. Highly recommend.

I just like the cloths

The green/white muslin cloths are something else!

·

Aren't they just. Good for ironing delicates too to stop any burns.

That's exactly what I use them for! "

That' so spooky

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By *avexxMan
3 weeks ago

cheshire

alderely edge or knutsford nice bars restaurants, mix with the rich

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By *obilebottomMan
3 weeks ago

All over


"alderely edge or knutsford nice bars restaurants, mix with the rich "

There is certainly lots of car spotting in Alderley Edge

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By *tylebender03Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

Go and check out an old cotton mill or visit the Lancashire stamp museum

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham."

Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me?

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"alderely edge or knutsford nice bars restaurants, mix with the rich "

That’d be an improvement on the usual premier inn meal deal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.

Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me? "

I'm certain of it. Almost

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.

Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me?

I'm certain of it. Almost "

I reckon you’re trying to get me arrested x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"You could go and find some footballer's wives in Hale/Altrincham.

Do you reckon they’re all just sat around waiting for a pervy fabber like me?

I'm certain of it. Almost

I reckon you’re trying to get me arrested x"

I might *just* buy a newspaper in the morning

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By *tylebender03Man
3 weeks ago

Manchester

At Clitheroe exhibition centre the last Wednesday of the month, there’s a model railway enthusiast get together. Come on down it’s lots of fun

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"At Clitheroe exhibition centre the last Wednesday of the month, there’s a model railway enthusiast get together. Come on down it’s lots of fun "

Everybody’s doooooooin a brand new thing now!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral.

Pizza and a shag at mine?

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Pizza and a shag at mine?"

You’re dead close! Both? x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Pizza and a shag at mine?

You’re dead close! Both? x"

But no garlic bread

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By *accieMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Pizza and a shag at mine?

You’re dead close! Both? x

But no garlic bread "

BBQ base ?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
3 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Pizza and a shag at mine?

You’re dead close! Both? x

But no garlic bread

BBQ base ? "

Of course! I am sophisticated, you know

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By *accieMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Pizza and a shag at mine?

You’re dead close! Both? x

But no garlic bread

BBQ base ?

Of course! I am sophisticated, you know "

Obvs goes without saying,

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By *oody BMan
3 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin


"See what's on locally.

North West is a real big area my dude."

We are practically neighbours

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle

Have we found you a date yet, -man- ?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 weeks ago

London

See what's on at the clubs in the region. There are a few.

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Have we found you a date yet, -man- ?"

Nah, I think it’ll take another few begging threads

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By *oody BMan
3 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin


"Have we found you a date yet, -man- ?

Nah, I think it’ll take another few begging threads "

^ive said this before

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"See what's on at the clubs in the region. There are a few.

"

Clubs scare me!

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Have we found you a date yet, -man- ?

Nah, I think it’ll take another few begging threads

^ive said this before "

HWBT

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath

Come and get your black bin bags….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
3 weeks ago

North West


"Come and get your black bin bags…. "

Blue bins tomorrow.

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"Come and get your black bin bags….

Blue bins tomorrow. "

You gotta sing the song from Phoenix nights!

They’re in offer till December!

Come and get your black bin bags…

They’re long and black and slender!

Heavy duty black bin bags…

No matter what your gender!

Just rip with me!

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By *ssexBlkMaleMan
3 weeks ago

Essex

9 nuggets. Large fries. Milkshake. Handful of tissues.

Not just a North West experience!

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By * man - OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Bath


"9 nuggets. Large fries. Milkshake. Handful of tissues.

Not just a North West experience!"

Is it that bad down in Essex? I thought it was all Amy Childs and Emma Collins dogging in range rovers?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 weeks ago

London

What's so scary about clubs? I visited a few when I was in the North West on a couple of occasions.

Townhouse, club play, infusions.

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By *illy IdolMan
3 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Have we found you a date yet, -man- ?

Nah, I think it’ll take another few begging threads

^ive said this before

HWBT "

There has to be someone free, it's a big area

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By *lue RascalMan
3 weeks ago

Warrington

Go on then.. I’ll take you IKEA. Get some meatballs if you’re good.

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath

Still no Wednesday friends…

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
2 weeks ago

London


"Still no Wednesday friends… "

You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond.

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By *illy IdolMan
2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Still no Wednesday friends…

You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond."

That's a very good point. It's like he's got a hidden agenda

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Still no Wednesday friends…

You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond."

I was asking for a friend and my friend isn’t so keen on balls. They’re more a fan of what one of my other friends calls “minge”

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath

Also, “off the back of this thread” a very nice man who apparently has some type of large load has offered to team up with the friend who I’m doing this thread for to offer double the disappointment to any unsuspecting females

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"Still no Wednesday friends…

You were offered meatballs by the poster above and did not respond.

I was asking for a friend and my friend isn’t so keen on balls. They’re more a fan of what one of my other friends calls “minge” "

We don't have minge in the NW on Wednesdays. Half day closing.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends… "

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful "

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

We don't have minge in the NW on Wednesdays. Half day closing. "

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x"

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple "

Oooffftttt

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt "

#hostesswiththemostest!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"What’s a guy to do next Wednesday night in the north west?

Asking for a friend "

Pub

Cinema

Night in the woods

Eat out

Swing on a lampost

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"What’s a guy to do next Wednesday night in the north west?

Asking for a friend "

Get d*unk

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple "

Can we have separate halves?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!"

Jaffa cakes, dear Red?

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath

Last chance for the Wednesday night party night gang bang!

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red? "

Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red?

Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits! "

Not if you eat them without shooting jiz on them

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red? "

Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx

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By * man - OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Bath


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red?

Jaffa cakes are like soggy biscuits!

Not if you eat them without shooting jiz on them "

Have you tried both recipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago


"What’s a guy to do next Wednesday night in the north west?

Asking for a friend "

You got anything yet

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By (user no longer on site)
2 weeks ago

Poor bugger no offers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 weeks ago

North West


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red?

Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx"

It seems your beau for a Wednesday shan't be partaking though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
2 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Still no Wednesday friends…

Cheeky sod! I offered you pizza AND a shag. Some folk are damn ungrateful

That’s an actual contract now! Wednesday it is! x

SPOILER ALERT: there WILL be pineapple

Oooffftttt

#hostesswiththemostest!

Jaffa cakes, dear Red?

Just tucking into M&S lemon &lime ones. Yum! Xx

It seems your beau for a Wednesday shan't be partaking though "

He prefers limp biscuits.

I shall keep my juicy jaffas to myself, KC

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