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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im sticking to guys my age and older. Nothing worse than commenting on something and them turning round and saying i was only 6 then, then trying to get out of it by saying they like the older woman anyway lmao

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Im sticking to guys my age and older. Nothing worse than commenting on something and them turning round and saying i was only 6 then, then trying to get out of it by saying they like the older woman anyway lmao

LOVE threads that start like that! You go girl.....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha J and I were talking about something last week and he said "Oh in 1985....... oh shit you weren't even born then!" I just laughed my head off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've been chatting on here to a young lad (age 20) in same town as me, he asked me why I was on crutches and when I said I'd had a hip replaced, his response was "Oh my Grandad had that done a couple of years ago and he's fine now..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were talking to wifes nephews years ago, and they asked how we ate before macdonalds came along....i said we got spears and hunted the animals then cooked it on a bonfire in garden... ooooh the look on there faces.

another time i worked with a lad whom had never heard about the falklands war. makes you wonder what they teach in skools

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Haha J and I were talking about something last week and he said "Oh in 1985....... oh shit you weren't even born then!" I just laughed my head off! "

Hate you! Lol

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooooooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens all the time with my Friend, I just laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha J and I were talking about something last week and he said "Oh in 1985....... oh shit you weren't even born then!" I just laughed my head off!

Hate you! Lol

Dave"

lol I think that's similar to J's response when I'd finished giggling.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have always had a thing for older men....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew if I stuck inthere long enough you ladies would see the light hehehehehe

Oldie but Goodie here waiting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

things are looking up xxx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've set my age preferences so I don't meet anyone too young. I'd hate to say something and they'd say 'I was 4' or something

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!"

who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!"

Don`t know why im laughing somuch cos Donny Osmond was my first crush too lol .... i`d still do him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?"

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

not yet mummy is coming round to make me din dins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

not yet mummy is coming round to make me din dins "

I told you I wasn't doing this roleplay again!!

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

I play on it a bit, being young. Why? A hot 30-something girl in work the other day spent a whole day explaining what vinyl was to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

not yet mummy is coming round to make me din dins

I told you I wasn't doing this roleplay again!!

so mean! you loved it earlier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

not yet mummy is coming round to make me din dins

I told you I wasn't doing this roleplay again!!

so mean! you loved it earlier x"

Shhhhhhh, that was our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with someone at the weekend and said Adam Ant was my first crush and they laughed and said your'e well old

Feck, mine was David Cassidy....I must be really well old

Donny Osmond was my first childish crush - I wanted to marry him; but Adam Ant was the first popstar I wanted to fuck senseless!

who?

Not time for your pj's and bed young man?

not yet mummy is coming round to make me din dins

I told you I wasn't doing this roleplay again!!

so mean! you loved it earlier x

Shhhhhhh, that was our secret

i'm not mentioning everything else mwahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a 19 year old message me and ask me "Do you like orgasms?" lmao... WTF?? hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

"I've just had a 19 year old message me and ask me "Do you like orgasms?" lmao... WTF?? hahaha

I hope you replied "No I (heart) them" P.S. It's on your shirt in your second pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we were talking to wifes nephews years ago, and they asked how we ate before macdonalds came along....i said we got spears and hunted the animals then cooked it on a bonfire in garden... ooooh the look on there faces.

another time i worked with a lad whom had never heard about the falklands war. makes you wonder what they teach in skools

Well not spelling in your school!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My first crush was on David Cassidy, not sure how old i was but my mum treated me to a magazine with a double pin up picture of him in the middle lol.

Oh and i remember old money as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

Yeahh loved him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a 19 year old message me and ask me "Do you like orgasms?" lmao... WTF?? hahaha

I hope you replied "No I (heart) them" P.S. It's on your shirt in your second pic"

I know..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

He was mine too, I could do the dance to green door too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was on David Cassidy, not sure how old i was but my mum treated me to a magazine with a double pin up picture of him in the middle lol.

Oh and i remember old money as well

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?"

Isnt it your bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?

Isnt it your bedtime

why is everyone trying to get me into bed?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?

Isnt it your bedtime

why is everyone trying to get me into bed?"

So the big boys and girls can play in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?

Isnt it your bedtime

why is everyone trying to get me into bed?

So the big boys and girls can play in peace

i'll just play by myself in bed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll just play by myself in bed then

Smart lad....!!! Stick with what ya know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?"

Just some hottie from way back when...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

He was mine too, I could do the dance to green door too

Do some people on here have no shame????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the middle of young and older ones so don't know which camp to sit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

He was mine too, I could do the dance to green door too

Do some people on here have no shame????

I know, i also had a MASSIVE crush on Meatloaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I introduced someone to gimme gimme gimme last week and was kinda surprised that he hadnt heard of it.

It only dawned on me after that was probably because he was about 4 when the first series was aired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!"

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I introduced someone to gimme gimme gimme last week and was kinda surprised that he hadnt heard of it.

It only dawned on me after that was probably because he was about 4 when the first series was aired

That was awesome..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter?? "

Was she a BP presenter..?? Ah, what it is to be so young..... lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I introduced someone to gimme gimme gimme last week and was kinda surprised that he hadnt heard of it.

It only dawned on me after that was probably because he was about 4 when the first series was aired

Loved Gimme, Gimme, Gimme! Used to PMSL at that every week - cleaning bill was summink awful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter??

Was she a BP presenter..?? Ah, what it is to be so young..... lol!

I remember her, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter??

Was she a BP presenter..?? Ah, what it is to be so young..... lol!

I remember her, lol

You lyin' about your age then??? lol!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Is anyone going to own up to screaming when puppy love came on the radio or television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter??

Was she a BP presenter..?? Ah, what it is to be so young..... lol!

I remember her, lol

You lyin' about your age then??? lol!"

Haha, I wish! I'm 42.. A ripe young age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone going to own up to screaming when puppy love came on the radio or television

And risk the slings and arrows of an outrageous forum??? Doubt it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone going to own up to screaming when puppy love came on the radio or television

No but i used to play it on my suitcase record player..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Who.. Covers my hairy balls

Naughty step for you, young lady....

She opened a young lads eyes to the joys of the female form, did 'our Val'... Why she went and fucked Peter Purves I'll never know....

lol!

*wanders of to the naughty step and waits*

Was she a Blue Peter presenter??

Was she a BP presenter..?? Ah, what it is to be so young..... lol!

I remember her, lol

You lyin' about your age then??? lol!

Haha, I wish! I'm 42.. A ripe young age

Ripe. Hmmm...... (retires to bathroom equipped with Kleenex...)

Lol!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is anyone going to own up to screaming when puppy love came on the radio or television

No but i used to play it on my suitcase record player..

I had one as well, first of my friends to have one in my bedroom and we used to play the same songs over and over again lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone going to own up to screaming when puppy love came on the radio or television

No but i used to play it on my suitcase record player..

I had one as well, first of my friends to have one in my bedroom and we used to play the same songs over and over again lol"

I loved mine, bright red!! haha

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"My first ever crush was *cough* Shakin` Stevens...lol

once again i'm asking who?

Isnt it your bedtime

why is everyone trying to get me into bed?"

ahh wishful thinking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to enjoy giving the comment 'who are they you must be old to remeber them', it is not so funny when it is comming back at me.

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By *andomname1Man
over a year ago

manchester

carol decker and or wendy james although now i dont see why carol decker she would have been like chiina in my hands ha ha ha

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"My first crush was..... Valerie Singleton.

Anyone who says "who" will get swift kick in the proverbials.....

Good man!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"carol decker and or wendy james although now i dont see why carol decker she would have been like chiina in my hands ha ha ha "

Totally with you on these ladies.... and erm I 'fess up to shakin stevens too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo Wendy James and Kim Wilde were the girls I listed after .

Also Sinead O'Connor and Debbie Harry .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* lusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first crush was on David Cassidy, not sure how old i was but my mum treated me to a magazine with a double pin up picture of him in the middle lol.

Oh and i remember old money as well

I designed old money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to a bloke at work the other day about passing my HGV test and said it was good to have lessons again as it was has been a while since I passed my car test and I am a bit out if date with my Highway Code etc.

He asked how long I had held a full. Licence , I pondered and said it is thirty. years now.

He then mentioned the fact he is twenty three , bastard !

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