FabSwingers.com forum: I got stuck

By *naswingdress OP Woman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.

What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Erm….I tripped over and fell on it….’

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By *elloWoman
29 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.

What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything?"

My bestie works in A&E so there's no point in me lying she'd tell everyone what she suspected happened and she'd be correct.

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By *JcuriousCouple
29 weeks ago

Derby

Not going to lie, I'd probably just be honest, I'd be more embarrassed lying

Miss S x

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not going to lie, I'd probably just be honest, I'd be more embarrassed lying

Miss S x"

I'd tell the truth too, but that's no fun for a thread

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By *eroLondonMan
29 weeks ago

Mayfair

I would screen shot this thread, shove my phone up the {redacted} and then explain my predicament with ease.

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By *agnar73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"‘Erm….I tripped over and fell on it….’ "

100%

Even if it’s the super giant dildo/vibrator lodged somewhere stupid

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm going to go with

I read on the internet that dust on the mucous membranes can lead to allergic reactions. And that, sir, is how my vacuum hose got stuck inside me. I was cleaning!

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

I'm scared now.

I'm thinking they'd be polite and not ask how a toy hamster was wedged 6 inches into my rectum

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
29 weeks ago

Leeds

I sat down and it just ended up in there

Mrs

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

I have no idea

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By *agnar73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

‘So what are you in for granny?’

Are you just gonna point?

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

I have no idea

I'm going with I was playing with it in the bath, farted and it got sucked in

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By *JcuriousCouple
29 weeks ago

Derby

"Not going to lie, I'd probably just be honest, I'd be more embarrassed lying

Miss S x

I'd tell the truth too, but that's no fun for a thread

Fine... I didn't have a straw for my wine so I seen a hack you can use your cervix as a straw

Miss S x

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By *illan-KillashMan
29 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

I have no idea

Yeah right.

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

‘So what are you in for granny?’

Are you just gonna point?"

I'd say there's a toy hamster stuck in my butt hole, and hope no one would ask why.

I mean, it's pretty obvious isn't it?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
29 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

I have no idea

Yeah right.

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

I was dared

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

I remember my paramedic cousin saying he was in A&E one day and he could hear a buzzing sound coming from a cubicle.

A man had his vibrator sucked into his bum and couldn't get it out.

I'll only use my huge one in my now, so I don't lose grip on it

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By *agnar73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I wouldn't explain anything.

Do they ask?

‘So what are you in for granny?’

Are you just gonna point?

I'd say there's a toy hamster stuck in my butt hole, and hope no one would ask why.

I mean, it's pretty obvious isn't it?

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By *illan-KillashMan
29 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I remember my paramedic cousin saying he was in A&E one day and he could hear a buzzing sound coming from a cubicle.

A man had his vibrator sucked into his bum and couldn't get it out.

I'll only use my huge one in my now, so I don't lose grip on it

Doctor - I'm terribly sorry Sir, we can't get it out

Patient - I don't want it out, I want you to change the batteries.......

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By *ot to giggleWoman
29 weeks ago

Coventry

at least it wouldn't be as bad as when the kid shoved mints up her nose and sniffed whilst playing hide the mint!!!!! - they asked if there was social service involvement!!!

at least we wouldn't have to fill in the social service questionnaire - would we!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
29 weeks ago

East London

"at least it wouldn't be as bad as when the kid shoved mints up her nose and sniffed whilst playing hide the mint!!!!! - they asked if there was social service involvement!!!

at least we wouldn't have to fill in the social service questionnaire - would we!!!

I wouldn't be too sure about that. They may think someone else done it to you without your consent.

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By *aters139Man
29 weeks ago

Sheffield

"In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.

What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything?"

They'll know ..so just be honest...after a foreign trip, a fence and stitches in 2 places...shame and me are distant relatives...

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

In 2021 local news reported that the Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man got a WWII mortar shell stuck up his bottom ...These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length.

...... apparently he tripped and fell on it whilst naked ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Central

I'd just claim memory issues, as I was in a complex kink and perversion undertaking and I've no clue what happened

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By *otsossieMan
29 weeks ago

local, but not too local

They’ve seen it all anyway.

“I just woke up like this”

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