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Focus. Big game tonight. "The nerves will get the better of me so I’ll have rectified my issues before my pre game patty | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up. "I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition? | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition? "I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails -especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe. | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe. "You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
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You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill "Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian. Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel. Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot, Mrs x | |||
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"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY " You’ve had enough already this year | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x"How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste | |||
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" How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste " I can handle the garlic but definitely not the oysters...although I don't mind making concessions for the right person xx | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste "Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran, Mrs x | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs x"Know I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me. Mrs x | |||
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That was just my quarterly quota "Which exceeds my yearly | |||
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.
Mrs x"Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures) | |||
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That was just my quarterly quota
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.
Mrs x
Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures) " | |||
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"Yes and hopefully I will today " I want to have sex today but I will not. #periods | |||
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"Actually....... I do. Laydeeeeeez, front and centre please. "Either my inbox is broken or the chics are getting drilled elsewhere. My money's on broken inbox. | |||
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"Yes and hopefully I will today " What a wonderful afternoon x | |||
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"Yes and hopefully I will today What a wonderful afternoon x" ‘Love in the afternoon’ (a fun old B&W movie with Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper). Which was me about half an hour ago. Delightful experience x | |||
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We finished a series we were watching though. | |||
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"Good stuff guys "Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that | |||
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Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that "
I think I actually am yeah. you know my style | |||
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"Good stuff guys
Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that
I think I actually am yeah. you know my style"Typical rent boy | |||
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"Good stuff guys "I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho. | |||
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"Good stuff guys
I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho. "mmmmm xx | |||
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Just waiting on other half get home from work
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"Yep, later on. She's asked me to fuck her like I hate her. Who am I to refuse "Can't wait | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired " What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards? | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired " Forget shaving the legs, kets hust crack on | |||
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"Yes, but I won’t "me and you both hun | |||
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"I’d take it up the arse rather than watch the football "hed give it you up the arse whilst watching footy | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards? "I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "always start somewhere | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "Do you not have a lackey to do that for you? | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "Well.... they say you should always try something once. | |||
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"Well I offered but....." There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it | |||
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"Yes yes yes omg yes " This | |||
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before
Do you not have a lackey to do that for you?"I reckon I could go for this lol | |||
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"Well I offered but....." no way did you get turned down, their loss | |||
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it "I only speak the truth | |||
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth "Get that bum down here. I'll fill you night with pleasure. After 5 minutes of sex. | |||
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"Well I offered but....." In the mood to be tempted? | |||
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"Well I offered but..... no way did you get turned down, their loss "Honest | |||
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"Well I offered but..... no way did you get turned down, their loss
Honest "definitely their loss, we should arrange something | |||
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth
Get that bum down here.
I'll fill you night with pleasure.
After 5 minutes of sex. "Best 5 minutes of my year | |||
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth
Get that bum down here.
I'll fill you night with pleasure.
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Best 5 minutes of my year "Ok. 10 mins, if we do it twice | |||
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