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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago

Or nah

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By *ensuallover1000Man
32 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nah; It is a highly uncouth pastime…..

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By *ove2-lickMan
32 weeks ago

Worcester

I m desperate

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
32 weeks ago

Always on the move

Err...if it's on offer like. I wouldn't mind a little bit

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By *agondaMan
32 weeks ago

Witterings

I already have

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
32 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Only if it comes with a cup of tea before and after.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Yes

P.s I like your glasses

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By *loyd1982Man
32 weeks ago

Twickenham

Always

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
32 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Had it 1st thing this morning more fun later tonight x

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By *agnar73Man
32 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Yes but doubt I’ll get an offer between now and 3pm

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Central

Yes. Go for it

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
32 weeks ago

Wales

Yes, although I'm a bit rusty

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By *a LunaWoman
32 weeks ago

South Wales

Would I ever!

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By *illy IdolMan
32 weeks ago

Midlands

Loving the new rebrand, OP.

I'm not too fussed about the sex today

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By *ememberTheNameMan
32 weeks ago

barnsley


"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "

I carry WD40 just in case

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "

Ok, will pick you up after 12 then and make sure we take our time to remove all the rust

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By *ornucopiaMan
32 weeks ago

Bexley

I am going to 'Puss in Boots' party at Eureka.

Say no more. My lips are sealed, hers won't be.

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By *a LunaWoman
32 weeks ago

South Wales


"I am going to 'Puss in Boots' party at Eureka.

Say no more. My lips are sealed, hers won't be. "

enjoy!

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Yes yes yes omg yes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No thanks.

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By *a LunaWoman
32 weeks ago

South Wales


"No thanks. "

That’s not like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Loving the new rebrand, OP.

I'm not too fussed about the sex today"
thank you lovely man

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By *naswingdressWoman
32 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"No"
welcome back

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West

Yes please. Any offers?

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By *naswingdressWoman
32 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"No welcome back"

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Would love too and with a day off too. But alas downside of shift work, not many about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Yes please. Any offers?"

Yes if you’re travelling

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford

I actually have the raging horn today. FML

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"I actually have the raging horn today. FML "

Focus. Big game tonight.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
32 weeks ago

Hull

Every day !!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford


"I actually have the raging horn today. FML

Focus. Big game tonight. "

The nerves will get the better of me so I’ll have rectified my issues before my pre game patty

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I’d very much like to yes

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By *uchasGMan
32 weeks ago

Northwest

I think I do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West


"Yes please. Any offers?

Yes if you’re travelling"

I could travel.

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"Yes please. Any offers?

Yes if you’re travelling"

And another offer from me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West


"Yes please. Any offers?

Yes if you’re travelling

And another offer from me "

Golly. I'd be a busy bee

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
32 weeks ago

Reading

No not in the mood this week.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
32 weeks ago

Reading


"Yes please. Any offers?

Yes if you’re travelling"

Lazy!

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By *ommander_StraxMan
32 weeks ago

Telford

Let me just check the calendar…

Ahh, it’s a day ending in “day”.

Yeah. Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Yes please. Any offers?

Yes if you’re travelling

Lazy!"

I put work in. You know

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By *illan-KillashMan
32 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Actually....... I do.

Laydeeeeeez, front and centre please.

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up. "

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

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By *andy CanesWoman
32 weeks ago

south

Nah haven’t even got any

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition? "

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey

I do yes but obvious it depends on a few things.... I'm going to get in bother again aren't I

Mrs x

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By *ookie46Woman
32 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe. "

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill

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By *heonixrising500Man
32 weeks ago

Barnsley

Yes i do

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By *otsure1991Man
32 weeks ago

Blackburn

Yep I’m off work bored!!

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill "
Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford


"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY "

You’ve had enough already this year

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x"

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste "

I can handle the garlic but definitely not the oysters...although I don't mind making concessions for the right person xx

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste "
Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,

Mrs x

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By *ookie46Woman
32 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

You’ve had enough already this year "

That was just my quarterly quota

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,

Mrs x"
Know I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.

Mrs x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford


"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

You’ve had enough already this year

That was just my quarterly quota "

Which exceeds my yearly

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By *del 1Man
32 weeks ago

London


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,

Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.

Mrs x"

Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures)

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

YES. YES. YES. YES

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By *ookie46Woman
32 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY

You’ve had enough already this year

That was just my quarterly quota

Which exceeds my yearly "

Speechless

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey


"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.

I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?

I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails

-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -

put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.

You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.

Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.

Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,

Mrs x

How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,

Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.

Mrs x

Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures) "

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Maybe

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By *ove2-lickMan
32 weeks ago

Worcester

New FB Group if any one want to join

UK Swingers meet

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By *amierebelMan
32 weeks ago

nae danger.

Nah to tired and just not feeling it

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Yes and hopefully I will today

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By *rill PhilMan
32 weeks ago

Crediton

Yes. Very much so. But, my only willing sex partner is currently on her way to London so, unless something spectacular happens, I've gotta wait until Saturday evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Yes and hopefully I will today "

I want to have sex today but I will not.

#periods

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By *illan-KillashMan
32 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Actually....... I do.

Laydeeeeeez, front and centre please. "

Either my inbox is broken or the chics are getting drilled elsewhere.

My money's on broken inbox.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
32 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Nope not today

Trawling through cars for sale

Weather is crap again

April showers

More like deluge

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By *OYFBWoman
32 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Yes.

Several times.

And tomorrow

And the day after that.

And the day after that.

Ad infinitum.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Defo, well up for it!

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By *hinstrapMan
32 weeks ago

Barnsley

Everyday . I need it everyday......I don't get it everyday hence why I get cranky haha

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By *viatrixWoman
32 weeks ago

Redhill

Naaaaaaah

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
32 weeks ago

Epsom

On a weekday! Very rock n roll but why not.

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By *ongandharderMan
32 weeks ago

Rotherham

I would like to am I going to probably not

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
32 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Too tired

I have a headache

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yeah, why not? I'll get the lube out. If it's all the same I'm not going to bother shaving everything today, though.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
32 weeks ago

louth

Too cold!

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By *ustamanMan
32 weeks ago

weymouth

Well it would be quite nice

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Yes and hopefully I will today "

What a wonderful afternoon x

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By *raigxMan
32 weeks ago

Northampton


"Yes and hopefully I will today

What a wonderful afternoon x"

‘Love in the afternoon’ (a fun old B&W movie with Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper). Which was me about half an hour ago. Delightful experience x

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Fuck no

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By *ascaIMan
32 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

The darts is on tonight. No distractions.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
32 weeks ago

My Own Little World

I did but I won’t,I would if I could,But can’t

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By *endalshaggersCouple
32 weeks ago

Kendal

Already had a quick fuck this morning but won't say no to more

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By *ruceyyMan
32 weeks ago

London

I would go for a cheeky fuck I won't lie!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford

Yes & im going to

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By *illan-KillashMan
32 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm going to have the sex tonight. I've decided........

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West


"Yes & im going to "

A confident man. We like it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West

We would like to have sex but tiredness might bite us on the bum

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Yes I do, circumstances are I will not be over the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Yes it’s Friday

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
32 weeks ago

louth

Yes but I’ll have to turn the heating on!

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
32 weeks ago

wonderland.

I do... but it won't happen...

Cali x

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By *exicansCouple
32 weeks ago

wexford

Most definitely

Mrs

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By *aters139Man
32 weeks ago

Sheffield

God no...I mean ..pah...can you even imagine..?!?

Perish the thought.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
32 weeks ago

…

I wouldn’t mind

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
32 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Given half a chance

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By *ipsforlipsMan
32 weeks ago

Midlands

Longing to, sadly my fab-partner is not available today

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By *agnar73Man
32 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Gawd yes.

If only..

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By *ot to giggleWoman
32 weeks ago

Coventry

holding out til tomorrow.....maybe!

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By *tsJustKateWoman
32 weeks ago

London

Yes please!

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By *EAT..85Woman
32 weeks ago

Nottingham

I got Cock blocked today by my daughter being off sick We finished a series we were watching though.

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By *leanor1717Woman
32 weeks ago

Gillingham

Of course!

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By *omm05Man
32 weeks ago

London

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago

Good stuff guys

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford


"Good stuff guys "

Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Meh, no thanks, I'm already feeling fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
32 weeks ago


"Good stuff guys

Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that "

I think I actually am yeah. you know my style

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By *heGateKeeperMan
32 weeks ago

Stratford


"Good stuff guys

Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that

I think I actually am yeah. you know my style"

Typical rent boy

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By *ranimallxl5Man
32 weeks ago

Winchester

Not today

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By *unkym34Man
32 weeks ago

London

I’ve added it to my to do list

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By *uri00620Woman
32 weeks ago

Croydon

Urghh no. Friday night. Get me to my bed.... alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Maybe. Not certain as of now.

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By *raigxMan
32 weeks ago

Northampton

Pretty much every day. High sex drive. My curse

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Darlaston

Yes every day but sex doesn't pay the bills

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By *LiamMan
32 weeks ago

Midlands

I actually do

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By *JcuriousCouple
32 weeks ago

Derby

Yah.

Needed today, it's been a while, going to ride that dick like it's going out of fashion

Miss S x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
32 weeks ago

Debauchery

Yes. Yes I do. But my body wants a nap and my brain is fighting it. It's an actual brawl in my head. I will have a rum and see what happens.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Nope

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By *utual InterestsMan
32 weeks ago

Kent

Yes, I think I'd quite like this.

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By *ittleMissCheekWoman
32 weeks ago

Naas

All day, every day!!

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By *r John WickMan
32 weeks ago

The Continental

Again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
32 weeks ago

North West


"Good stuff guys "

I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho.

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By *angero3aMan
32 weeks ago

swords

yes.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
32 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Just a hug. Maybe a boob squish or some boobs squished on me.

Sex later would be good though. Hugs needed first

MrsAbz

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By *ungsMan
32 weeks ago

penkridge


"Good stuff guys

I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho. "

mmmmm xx

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By *pa and dCouple
32 weeks ago

Barnet

Of course I do, but like a lummox I went and got more piercings last weekend and I can't even be a sad wanker right now :

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Does a wank count

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By *herry delightWoman
32 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Thanks but I have had sex today already.

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By *RWoodyCouple
32 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Yes very much so. Chance of it happening? - a big zero

J x

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By *rx1Couple
32 weeks ago

North of Okehampton, South of Bideford

Just going to have a bath, do my hair and make-up. Get my heels and stockings on and dress as a sexy secretary. Have some pictures taken and take down my Husband Dick-tation...(Pix later)

Im sure i will get a shag out of it, if he has a mind to do it

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By *rivateparts!Man
32 weeks ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Yep, but I can't see it happening.

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By *exicansCouple
32 weeks ago

wexford

Hope so as kids not here

Just waiting on other half get home from work

Mrs x

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By *herry delightWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Yeh of course but not going to happen until tomorrow.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

I did.. several times

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By *ondonMagicCouple
24 weeks ago

Durham

Same here…love sex!

Magic x

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By *agatoXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I do, but I don't expect a queue of volunteers.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
24 weeks ago

Hell

I’d love to have sex today but it seems unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’d not say no to an intriguing eye opening offer

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
24 weeks ago

St Neots

Yep, later on. She's asked me to fuck her like I hate her. Who am I to refuse

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By *pinningfasterWoman
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

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By *onkeynutWoman
24 weeks ago

somewhere

Yes, but I won’t

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By *ankypanky777Couple
24 weeks ago

Shropshire

I’d take it up the arse rather than watch the football

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By *inkycumsluttWoman
24 weeks ago

St Neots


"Yep, later on. She's asked me to fuck her like I hate her. Who am I to refuse "

Can't wait

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired "

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired "

Forget shaving the legs, kets hust crack on

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"Yes, but I won’t "
me and you both hun

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"I’d take it up the arse rather than watch the football "
hed give it you up the arse whilst watching footy

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By *pinningfasterWoman
24 weeks ago

Birmingham


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards? "

I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?

I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "
always start somewhere

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By *rumguy1982Man
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Well i dont know ...the football is on....

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By *agatoXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?

I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "

Do you not have a lackey to do that for you?

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By *anceAloneWoman
24 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Well I offered but.....

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?

I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "

Well.... they say you should always try something once.

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Well I offered but....."
There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it

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By *hristopherd999Man
24 weeks ago

Brentwood


"Yes yes yes omg yes

"

This

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By *pinningfasterWoman
24 weeks ago

Birmingham


"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired

What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?

I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before

Do you not have a lackey to do that for you?"

I reckon I could go for this lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I could do with it. Alas I'm busy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

It's a yes here

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"Well I offered but....."
no way did you get turned down, their loss

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By *anceAloneWoman
24 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it "

I only speak the truth

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it

I only speak the truth "

Get that bum down here.

I'll fill you night with pleasure.

After 5 minutes of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Well I offered but....."

In the mood to be tempted?

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By *anceAloneWoman
24 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Well I offered but..... no way did you get turned down, their loss "

Honest

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"Well I offered but..... no way did you get turned down, their loss

Honest "
definitely their loss, we should arrange something

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By *anceAloneWoman
24 weeks ago

Adjacent to him


"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it

I only speak the truth

Get that bum down here.

I'll fill you night with pleasure.

After 5 minutes of sex. "

Best 5 minutes of my year

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By *ecret-strangerMan
24 weeks ago

Deeside

Again?....fine!....if i have to i suppose!

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it

I only speak the truth

Get that bum down here.

I'll fill you night with pleasure.

After 5 minutes of sex.

Best 5 minutes of my year "

Ok. 10 mins, if we do it twice

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Yes.

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By *igronnie89Man
24 weeks ago

near you


"Yes. "
here she is, hey lovely

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

One hundred per cent

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