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"Strong black coffee. Delivered to my bed please" Of course, give me a shout when you need a refill  | |||
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"Smoked Salmon, avocado, poached egg on sourdough please " Of course, enjoy | |||
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please with extra gammon. However, if the gravy boat turns up at my table then I shall be sending it straight back." Rest assured we do not serve gravy with breakfast | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? "Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling  x | |||
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"Sausages Fried eggs Hash browns - lots Tomatoes Mushrooms Fried bread Toast Super strong coffee " Unlimited has browns it is | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x"As you asked so nicely | |||
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"Builders brew made with a Yorkshire tea bag. Bowl of corn flakes and 2 toast please. " The right way to make a brew  of course | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x
As you asked so nicely "I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x
As you asked so nicely
I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x"Yes, can you pop that toaster please  | |||
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"Two hash browns. One croissant but it has to be freshly baked. And seeing as it's a fictional café and seasons don't apply, a pumpkin spice latte." All of our menu items are cooked and baked fresh, of course coming right up | |||
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"Tea please Bagel, smoked salmon and cream cheese" Of course | |||
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"Sugar puffs for me pls" I had to dig these out of dry stores, still got another 5 years on them | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x
As you asked so nicely
I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x
Yes, can you pop that toaster please "Certainly this could be the best breakfast I ever have x | |||
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"Black coffee, bacon, hash brown and black pudding sandwich please "What a sandwich of course | |||
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"Just a nice coffee and a croisant for me please. Thank you. " Of course | |||
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"Can i have a five egg omelette with cheese and onion and a well done sausage bap please all with brown sauce "Of course a breakfast for champions | |||
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"Can i have a five egg omelette with cheese and onion and a well done sausage bap please all with brown sauce
Of course a breakfast for champions "I had that yesterday.... Was gorgeous | |||
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"Full English, fresh ground coffee please" Coming right up | |||
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please. Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X" Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right? | |||
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"A can of monster and a grenade bar " A fellow monster addict coming right up | |||
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please. Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right? "Nooooooo boobs are baps. | |||
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"A cheese omelette, chips and beans and a cuppa tea please "Of course a good start to the day | |||
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please. Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right?
Nooooooo boobs are baps.
"Oh. Eh?
Bacon, sausage and egg on some sort of bread type thingamajig | |||
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"Cup of tea and twirl bar please "Oh hello a twirl you say | |||
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"Hash browns, beans, toast, bacon, fried egg and a tea please!" Good shout, coming right up | |||
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please. Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right?
Nooooooo boobs are baps.
Oh. Eh?
Bacon, sausage and egg on some sort of bread type thingamajig " | |||
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"Desperately needing a coffee , among other things "Coming right up, start with the coffee then prioritise the other things  | |||
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"Sausage, bacon and black pudding baguette with tomato sauce please "Ooh good call coming right up | |||
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"A bacon, span and grilled tomato buttie for me, with an extra large caramel latte please" Oh nice! Of course | |||
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"Morning, just a big bowl of Ready Brek and a huge vat of Yorkshire tea please. Any chance of some syrup on the ready brek though ? Many thanks "It is a crime to serve ready brek without syrup here | |||
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"Strong Yorkshire tea not to much milk no sugar and well done bacon on brown toast please " Has to be well done bacon. Of course | |||
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"Strong Yorkshire tea not to much milk no sugar and well done bacon on brown toast please Has to be well done bacon. Of course "Crispy plenty best butter on the toast | |||
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"Strong Yorkshire tea not to much milk no sugar and well done bacon on brown toast please Has to be well done bacon. Of course
Crispy plenty best butter on the toast "Done and done | |||
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"Some crumpet. "Of course | |||
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"Coffee please. Lots of coffee " Give me a shout when you need a refill | |||
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"I'm feeling indulgent. May I have some french toast and a black coffee please "We like indulgence here of course | |||
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me..." A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up | |||
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"I fancy a nice muffin!" Of course | |||
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me... A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up "That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman! In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish. | |||
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me... A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up
That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman!
In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish. "We aim to please, all of our menu items have calorieless options | |||
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me... A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up
That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman!
In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish.
We aim to please, all of our menu items have calorieless options "Well in that case I'll take you too! | |||
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"2 large strong teas please 1 to enjoy and 1 to swallow all my meds " Coming right up and a small glass of water in case | |||
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"Morning, strong but milky coffee and some Weetos would be great, please "Of course | |||
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"A bottle of lucozade please, I need all the sugar. Mrs " Of course and 2 lumps of sugar for good measure | |||
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"Please may I have a Cappuccino with a chocolate sprinkle design of some boobies on top? This will fill my heart with much joy "We actively encourage naughty chocolate sprinkle designs, you should see our stencils | |||
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"Morning, strong but milky coffee and some Weetos would be great, please
Of course "Thank you | |||
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I’ll take an ice cold Red Bull if you have one. | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? "Is it too inappropriate to ask the waitress for a date? | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? "I need a drink healthy one to get rid of my nausea. I think plain hot buttered toast. | |||
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"Morning, strong but milky coffee and some Weetos would be great, please
Of course
Thank you "You're very welcome | |||
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"Good morning Miss Bella
I’ll take an ice cold Red Bull if you have one. "Good morning
Of course, all of our cold drinks are served ice cold | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Is it too inappropriate to ask the waitress for a date? "Of course not, my shift finishes at 12 | |||
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please... " I will have whatever my erstwhile lookalike, Shakespeare, would have had on his birthday. Accompanied, of course, by Nell Gwyn's juicy oranges. | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? "Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
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"Op can I have you on a plate. "You can | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you "Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together. | |||
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"Op can I have you on a plate.
You can "Licking my lips | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
I need a drink healthy one to get rid of my nausea.
I think plain hot buttered toast."Coming right up hope that sorts you | |||
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"Strong back coffee, yoghurt and granola. Need to get beach body ready "All of our menu items are calorie free, full English coming right up | |||
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please... I will have whatever my erstwhile lookalike, Shakespeare, would have had on his birthday. Accompanied, of course, by Nell Gwyn's juicy oranges." Of course | |||
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"Bacon bacon and more bacon pretty please "Seeing as you asked so nicely | |||
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"Cold Sausage bap with tomato sauce. "Of course | |||
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"Strong coffee and a Haynes manual of life and what it's all about please." Of course, please make some notes for me | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you "Good morning gorgeous
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you
Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together. "Oi fiddles, I'm not sharing this one | |||
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"Twix " Starting the day with somethinh sweet, of course | |||
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"Poached eggs on sourdough with some finely chopped chives and some cracked sea salt please and a caramel latte
Your too kind !"Sounds good, coming right up | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you
Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together.
Oi fiddles, I'm not sharing this one "That’s a lot of hash browns for just the two of you. | |||
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"Strong back coffee, yoghurt and granola. Need to get beach body ready
All of our menu items are calorie free, full English coming right up "In that case can I have a side of Welsh please | |||
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"Can you manage with all these breakfast orders on your own I wouldn’t mind lending a hand "A helping hand is always appreciated x | |||
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"Strong back coffee, yoghurt and granola. Need to get beach body ready
All of our menu items are calorie free, full English coming right up
In that case can I have a side of Welsh please "Oh you | |||
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"Damn, she's clocked off. "As it's you of course | |||
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"Right sexy people that's me clocked off. My tip jar is full thank you but who put the buttons in there
Have a lovely day and may your cups be ever full "Great shift today Bella! I am sure everyone definitely enjoyed their breakfast xx | |||
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? "Too late I've just been out to cafe | |||
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"Right sexy people that's me clocked off. My tip jar is full thank you but who put the buttons in there
Have a lovely day and may your cups be ever full
Great shift today Bella! I am sure everyone definitely enjoyed their breakfast xx"Wait, people got food?!?? | |||
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