FabSwingers.com forum: If the Smiths ever wrote a swingers song

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw this as the headline on a couple's profile (and yes I've asked permission to do this) and you really will need to be of a certain age to get this (did somebody say old!):

"She wont be shared".

Just struck a chord with me on here. Really made me think of those great old Smith's songs: 'There is a light' 'Heaven knows' etc.

Was wondering if anyone had as any more suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girlfriend in a coma...my fav,lots of charming men on here

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Please, please, please, let me get what I want.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some girls are bigger than others

i started something i couldn't finish

shirtlifters of the world unite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This charming man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And especially useful for the forums - Bigmouth Strikes Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some girls are bigger than others

i started something i couldn't finish

shirtlifters of the world unite"

I have just discovered some girls are bigger than others. And some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, please, please, let me get what I want."

Ha ha love it, this song was never off the jukebox when I was at college!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me get my hands on your mammary glands!!

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

"And especially useful for the forums - Bigmouth Strikes Again

"
I ve got no right to take my place in the human race.

love that song and twenty others by them

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Bang the DJ ,Bang the DJ,

and of course

Good times for a change

See, the luck I've had

Can make a good man

Turn bad

So please please please

Let me, let me, let me

Let me get what I want

This time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty girls make graves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicar in a tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheila take a bow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queen gives head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap me on the patio , I'll take it slowly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap me on the patio , I'll take it slowly. "

15 minutes with you,well i wouldnt say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am human and I need to be gloved.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

Unruly girls

Who will not grow up

Must be taken in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiths singing a swingers song? Music to shag too then commit suicide too...worst band ever. So fecking depressing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meat in your mouth as you savour the flavour

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

"The meat in your mouth as you savour the flavour"

Lol - superb!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smiths singing a swingers song? Music to shag too then commit suicide too...worst band ever. So fecking depressing..."

Go find a forum you like then.?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smiths singing a swingers song? Music to shag too then commit suicide too...worst band ever. So fecking depressing..."

See my original post. It's a genuine headline from a couple's profile. I said it just made me think of the Smiths.

There music is amongst the happiest ever made. Sometimes one has to read (or listen) between the lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smiths singing a swingers song? Music to shag too then commit suicide too...worst band ever. So fecking depressing..."

What real lyrics that have meaning, one of the best guitarists ever? So tell me boyzone or venga boys or wham! They are better than the smiths?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat is murder

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I won't share you

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By *apperleymanMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Heaven knows I’m full of cum now…go

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Saw this as the headline on a couple's profile (and yes I've asked permission to do this) and you really will need to be of a certain age to get this (did somebody say old!):

"She wont be shared".

Just struck a chord with me on here. Really made me think of those great old Smith's songs: 'There is a light' 'Heaven knows' etc.

Was wondering if anyone had as any more suggestions?

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you handsome devil , let me get my hands on your mamory glands and let me get your head in a conjugal bed i said i said

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By *lackwoodGentMan
over a year ago

Pontllanfraith

A boy in the bush is worth two in the hand... lyrical genius

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By *andy and DannyCouple
over a year ago

Barnstaple

Vicar in a tutu seems quite apt judging on most of the new public pics

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