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The naked joiner / handyman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does the idea of the naked joiner / handyman appeal as a genuine business idea for some extra money. No extras, no funny business.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

Does he have a big chopper?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've sent hannah many a photo of myself naked whilst in work, up a ladder with a big tool in my hand..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

They seldom do

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Just be careful what wood you cut with your saw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be careful what wood you cut with your saw."

Oooh, splinters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be happy with finding another bi lad on the job sites i work ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

I'd be more concerned about them getting the job done that whatnthey were wearing. Regardless of the size of their tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topical. I was talking to a woman about this and she asked why people aren’t into the idea.

I’d do this.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What if you accidentally hit one toll with the other?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

What if you accidentally hit one tool with the other?

Better with correct spelling

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"What if you accidentally hit one tool with the other?

Better with correct spelling "

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

It doesn't appeal in the slightest

Keep your clothes on and do the job you're there to do

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

i had a boiler issue in the cold weather and advertised for a plumber off FAB - he was delightful - if a little anxious - kept his clothes on and messaged me for a verification the next day !!!! so i gave him one for fixing my pipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" i had a boiler issue in the cold weather and advertised for a plumber off FAB - he was delightful - if a little anxious - kept his clothes on and messaged me for a verification the next day !!!! so i gave him one for fixing my pipes "

And have you seen him since

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t! "

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not be keen on soldering naked!

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"I would not be keen on soldering naked! "

Soldering not so bad..... Angle grinder on the other hand

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

He is rather nice.

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By *oneyVWoman
over a year ago

Cirencester

Haha! Fully agree !!!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge


" No extras, no funny business. "

Meh, what’s the point in having a tradie round then

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Would you stay in character when you visit the builder's merchant getting materials OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote "

Totally agree. It’s just poor patter if you don’t, if you don’t want the job increase the price

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you stay in character when you visit the builder's merchant getting materials OP?"

Well… I think they might get a shock! Plus risk of being done by the police.

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By *ackie 4UMan
over a year ago

London

I would do it anyone near me …

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote

Totally agree. It’s just poor patter if you don’t, if you don’t want the job increase the price "

Exactly.

They just ignore any further correspondence.

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


" No extras, no funny business.

Meh, what’s the point in having a tradie round then "

I wish there were more that thought like you

Never get offered extras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes "

That man could chop me in half and I’d thank him for it. Those NOISES he makes good grief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes

That man could chop me in half and I’d thank him for it. Those NOISES he makes good grief! "

It’s the smile and cheeky eyes that gets me all hot and bothered. Combined with his laugh.

He’s a god lol

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace


"I would not be keen on soldering naked!

Soldering not so bad..... Angle grinder on the other hand "

It can't be any worse than frying bacon naked.

Top tip: If you want to fry bacon while naked, use dry cure. It spits less.

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By *olf1988xMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m a joiner and handyman and have worked naked before for customers

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