FabSwingers.com forum: The naked joiner / handyman

By *ice_fun_guy82 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Does the idea of the naked joiner / handyman appeal as a genuine business idea for some extra money. No extras, no funny business.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
36 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

Does he have a big chopper?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
36 weeks ago

Cardiff

I've sent hannah many a photo of myself naked whilst in work, up a ladder with a big tool in my hand..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
36 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

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By *ice_fun_guy82 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

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By *obilebottomMan
36 weeks ago

All over

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

They seldom do

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By *agatoXXXMan
36 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Just be careful what wood you cut with your saw.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
36 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

"Just be careful what wood you cut with your saw."

Oooh, splinters

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester

"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Id be happy with finding another bi lad on the job sites i work ha

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed."

I'd be more concerned about them getting the job done that whatnthey were wearing. Regardless of the size of their tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Topical. I was talking to a woman about this and she asked why people aren’t into the idea.

I’d do this.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

What if you accidentally hit one toll with the other?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
36 weeks ago

Llanelli

What if you accidentally hit one tool with the other?

Better with correct spelling

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"What if you accidentally hit one tool with the other?

Better with correct spelling

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By *ellinever70Woman
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

It doesn't appeal in the slightest

Keep your clothes on and do the job you're there to do

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By *ot to giggleWoman
36 weeks ago

Coventry

i had a boiler issue in the cold weather and advertised for a plumber off FAB - he was delightful - if a little anxious - kept his clothes on and messaged me for a verification the next day !!!! so i gave him one for fixing my pipes

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By *ice_fun_guy82 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

And have you seen him since

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By *orace99Man
36 weeks ago

York

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t! "

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote

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By *B6969Man
36 weeks ago

bath

I would not be keen on soldering naked!

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By *orace99Man
36 weeks ago

York

"I would not be keen on soldering naked!

Soldering not so bad..... Angle grinder on the other hand

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By *unchalMan
36 weeks ago

Dartford

"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media..."

He is rather nice.

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By *oneyVWoman
36 weeks ago

Cirencester

Haha! Fully agree !!!

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By *mmaleiaWoman
36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

" No extras, no funny business. "

Meh, what’s the point in having a tradie round then

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By *ools and the brainCouple
36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Would you stay in character when you visit the builder's merchant getting materials OP?

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By *ice_fun_guy82 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote

Totally agree. It’s just poor patter if you don’t, if you don’t want the job increase the price

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By *ice_fun_guy82 OP Man
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"Would you stay in character when you visit the builder's merchant getting materials OP?"

Well… I think they might get a shock! Plus risk of being done by the police.

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By *ackie 4UMan
36 weeks ago

London

I would do it anyone near me …

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By *orace99Man
36 weeks ago

York

"If any tradesman actually turned up as arranged, I wouldn't care if they were clothed or unclothed.

Always turn up! I don’t get tradesmen who don’t!

Always turn up for a booked in job and get to call outs as soon as possible.

So many tradesmen around here don't even bother after the initial looking over the job to create a quote

Totally agree. It’s just poor patter if you don’t, if you don’t want the job increase the price "

Exactly.

They just ignore any further correspondence.

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By *orace99Man
36 weeks ago

York

" No extras, no funny business.

Meh, what’s the point in having a tradie round then

I wish there were more that thought like you

Never get offered extras

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes

That man could chop me in half and I’d thank him for it. Those NOISES he makes good grief!

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By *ularliWoman
36 weeks ago

Worcester

"Only if they looked like that guy that chops the wood on social media...

If it’s the one I watch then hell yes

That man could chop me in half and I’d thank him for it. Those NOISES he makes good grief!

It’s the smile and cheeky eyes that gets me all hot and bothered. Combined with his laugh.

He’s a god lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
36 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I would not be keen on soldering naked!

Soldering not so bad..... Angle grinder on the other hand

It can't be any worse than frying bacon naked.

Top tip: If you want to fry bacon while naked, use dry cure. It spits less.

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By *olf1988xMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m a joiner and handyman and have worked naked before for customers

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