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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere

I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?

I mean it would take some organisation.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
23 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Because I'm celibate. When I wasn't I was having a whale of a time

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?

I mean it would take some organisation."

Literally if you whittled that down to 'do want to bang, can actually bang, are avaliable to bang'. That's surely 300 people? At a push

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

London tax.

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By *herry delightWoman
23 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.

There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.

And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time.

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By *rispyDuckMan
23 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Where do I sign up for this orgy

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By *cLovin2Man
23 weeks ago

Reading


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

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By *ansoffateMan
23 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?

I mean it would take some organisation.

Literally if you whittled that down to 'do want to bang, can actually bang, are avaliable to bang'. That's surely 300 people? At a push "

Ever the eternal optimist.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Brexit ?

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By *agnar73Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

I’d love to.

Not much interest in me in my area, so I try and remember who I’ve messaged and if no reply I leave it be. Not even getting a chat I guess.

Working on getting to clubs and see how it goes, but been daft enough to miss daytime things as I’ve booked things like tattoo stuff when they’re on.

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By *midnight-Woman
23 weeks ago

...

They always want to 'meet now' at 2am

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am "

And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Coz they’re all banging me?

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By *adyBugsWoman
23 weeks ago

cognito

I’m too tired right now and have to be up for work in a few hours.

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By *midnight-Woman
23 weeks ago

...


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am

And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all"

Plus they are usually a couple of hours away

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By *adyBugsWoman
23 weeks ago

cognito


"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?

I mean it would take some organisation."

Ewww sounds a bit sticky

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By *agnar73Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am

And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all

Plus they are usually a couple of hours away "

So that’s like 4am

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By *midnight-Woman
23 weeks ago

...


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am

And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all

Plus they are usually a couple of hours away

So that’s like 4am "

I'm normally asleep by then

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Coz they’re all banging me? "
yeah they are

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I’m too tired right now and have to be up for work in a few hours. "
Don’t bother sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am

And you’re only midnight. You can’t do it all

Plus they are usually a couple of hours away "

Because your location is fake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?"

Because we are picky.

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By *adyBugsWoman
23 weeks ago

cognito


"I’m too tired right now and have to be up for work in a few hours. Don’t bother sleeping"

You WILL not like tired SG. We have two moods, hungry or tired and hungry is the lesser of two evils

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Central

Something in the water these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky. "

Well good luck finding your will smith in here

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I’m too tired right now and have to be up for work in a few hours. Don’t bother sleeping

You WILL not like tired SG. We have two moods, hungry or tired and hungry is the lesser of two evils "

I like you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here"

I'll keep looking

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By *adyBugsWoman
23 weeks ago

cognito


"Something in the water these days?"

UTI?

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
23 weeks ago

Glasvegas

Brexit mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Brexit mate. "

So true. Makes you wonder

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?"

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

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By *olfandtazCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

They want to meet now when we have kids so it's not practical

They don't read our profile

They talk in text speak fuk me now?

Take your pick, there are plenty of other reasons too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml "

This is so true!

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby

Because everyone I fancy is so damn far away

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true! "

And also the ones I fancy don't fancy me

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true! "

I’d travel

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here"

Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true!

I’d travel"

Where to?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true!

I’d travel

Where to?"

Wherever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here

Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?"

they were separated!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true!

I’d travel

Where to?

Wherever you are "

Travel here then please

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Usually because the ones we want to bang are bloody miles away fml

This is so true!

I’d travel

Where to?

Wherever you are

Travel here then please "

I’m coming

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By *oeBeansMan
23 weeks ago

Derby


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here

Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?

they were separated!!!!"

Because that makes it normal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
23 weeks ago

North West


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here

Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?

they were separated!!!!

Because that makes it normal "

I fancy Will. Not his domestic arrangements. Please and thank you.

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By *arla Swinger OP   Woman
23 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Brexit mate.

So true. Makes you wonder"

There's a new vote coming up Pickle... Will it enhance your shagging capacity?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

It's a weird one isn't it?

I kinda get that blokes are ready to hump anything with a pulse, but why are women not getting any?

Because we are picky.

Well good luck finding your will smith in here

Someone who will do nothing while she fucks her son's friend?

they were separated!!!!

Because that makes it normal "

Leave Jada alone. I love her

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Brexit mate.

So true. Makes you wonder

There's a new vote coming up Pickle... Will it enhance your shagging capacity? "

Ummm. Nah. Unlikely. But if a woman wants to shag me she can make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Brexit mate.

So true. Makes you wonder

There's a new vote coming up Pickle... Will it enhance your shagging capacity?

Ummm. Nah. Unlikely. But if a woman wants to shag me she can make it happen. "

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Stockport

Because even if everyone else was banging, I'd be the odd one left over.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I can't do meet now. Need plenty notice.

Besides, too busy wasting my time on Forum threads talking shite.

It's no wonder I don't have time to shag or be shagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Because most the men I talk to are obviously married and can only sneak away from their wives to meet at times I am not available ....

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By *ysizeMan
23 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Maybe 'cos you've hidden your profile?

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By *red333Man
23 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "
preferences

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Have you seen the state of some of the people on here. I’d rather fuck the toilet seat.

The mr

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
23 weeks ago

.

Because I would usually rather go without than fuck someone I don't find that attractive just for the sake of it .

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By *neforutoMan
23 weeks ago

Fantasy land in the SW


"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.

There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.

And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "

Hahahhahaha, love it

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By *lirtyfun123Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

Have you seen the state of some of the people on here. I’d rather fuck the toilet seat.

The mr "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
23 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Masturbation is cheaper

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Crawley


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

Have you seen the state of some of the people on here. I’d rather fuck the toilet seat.

The mr "

That Woody bloke will be along later to call you out for this, unless he's the inconsistent **** I think he is.

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By *cLovin2Man
23 weeks ago

Reading


"They always want to 'meet now' at 2am "

That's when I drive past your house...

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By *ornucopiaMan
23 weeks ago

Bexley

"FAB?" - The new opening message!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

So many reasons but the most important one is I'm fussy!

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By *or-QueeningMan
23 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *ustincider888Man
23 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Because some girls will, some girls won't, some girls need a lot of loving and some girls don't ...

Seriously though, I think a lot of it is just down to timing of those that do get a connection and I've noticed a lot of profiles that aren't looking to meet and just use fab as a kinky FB or X.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Ermmm hiding profiles isn't going to get this orgy world record attempt started lol

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading


"Everyone? Like all 40k fabbers in one giant orgy?

I mean it would take some organisation."

None of the guys would turn up so a huge female orgy!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
23 weeks ago

Reading


"Because even if everyone else was banging, I'd be the odd one left over."

Nuhuh

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By *ularliWoman
23 weeks ago

worcester

Most want late night meets.

I’m an afternoon lover. Can’t beat a bit of naughty fun for lunch

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales

Because none of the hotties are around the corner

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull

I Blame the quality and availability of opticians

If it wasn’t for them sorting all the womens vision out I’d be getting laid regularly

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By *ubikslongswordMan
23 weeks ago

East Grinstead


"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.

There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.

And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "

I find I have better sex if I've got a connection, otherwise it's just going through the motions.

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By *ustincider888Man
23 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner "

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump "

You're even further away

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By *layfullsamMan
23 weeks ago

Solihull


"Most want late night meets.

I’m an afternoon lover. Can’t beat a bit of naughty fun for lunch "

Perfect and beats a Tesco meal deal

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
23 weeks ago

North Wales


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump "

Oh, you romantic you

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By *ustincider888Man
23 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump

Oh, you romantic you "

Yep, I've still got it

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By *ustincider888Man
23 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump

You're even further away "

I prefer a 3 minute drive for six hours of fun rather than a 6 hour drive for 3 minutes of fun.

But if ever I'm in the area

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner

Correct, you're a little far away for quick jump

You're even further away

I prefer a 3 minute drive for six hours of fun rather than a 6 hour drive for 3 minutes of fun.

But if ever I'm in the area "

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By *ea monkeyMan
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Because none of the hotties are around the corner "

You’re less than an hour away, that’s practically next door in fab land

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
23 weeks ago

chichester

Simply Very few single women on here that meet trans women.

Now men I could easily get fucked 7 days a week by without any effort on here

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Because men don't want to put in effort and women don't want to give chances pretty much.

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By *zoreanMan
23 weeks ago

Witney

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By *zoreanMan
23 weeks ago

Witney


"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.

There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.

And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "

Couldn't have said any better

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By *ea monkeyMan
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Because I need to hydrate and sleep occasionally.

I mean, I’m trying but I’m not a machine!

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

A Place Where Time Runs Slow

The only banging I do is my head off a wall.

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs?

Because I need to hydrate and sleep occasionally.

I mean, I’m trying but I’m not a machine! "

Power naps are the answer.

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By *LiamMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

I fancy doing some banging.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"I fancy doing some banging."

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By *onkoMan
23 weeks ago

here and there

Be cause there is so much choice everyone is looking for the perfect partner and no one is finding them

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By *amannaCouple
23 weeks ago

tring

If we fancy someone on here , we don't want chat too long , meet see if spark and fuck

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By *LiamMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands


"Be cause there is so much choice everyone is looking for the perfect partner and no one is finding them"
nobody's perfecr, still everybody's searching

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By *otsossieMan
23 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Decision paralysis. And everyone seems to be darn sarf.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"Decision paralysis. And everyone seems to be darn sarf. "

Or ooop Norf

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By *hagTonightMan
23 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
23 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

It is because everyone are too far away, so it is mainly a distance thing.

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By *mber SkiesWoman
23 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish


"It is because everyone are too far away, so it is mainly a distance thing."

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
23 weeks ago

brentwood

Gonna give it our best go at Swingathon in July

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By *imply DeeWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

Because I have virtually no free time for myself, and when I rarely do, I’d rather sleep.

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By *emorefridaCouple
23 weeks ago

La la land

I think sometimes people focus too much on things like the forum, where distance etc become issues. Rather than on people who are more local and hence easier to meet.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
23 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Because I live in the middle of nowhere and no fucker can find me

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By *edeWoman
23 weeks ago

the abyss

Because I can't get anyone to bump me

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man
23 weeks ago

District 13

It seems it’s not exactly as advertised

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By *ornucopiaMan
23 weeks ago

Bexley


"I think sometimes people focus too much on things like the forum, where distance etc become issues. Rather than on people who are more local and hence easier to meet."

Distance doesn't matter a hoot on the forum, that's why it is so popular.

Distance matters far more for meeting, especially when there is nobody within workable range!

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By *ornucopiaMan
23 weeks ago

Bexley

Nobody suitable,that is.

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
23 weeks ago

Coalville

Cuz I’m a picky bitch and Work interferes with perving!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Because our SMV is far too low.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day.

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By *aters139Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield

Probably cause there's too many blokes pestering ladies with messages with no intention of meeting, resulting in legitimate peeps getting lost in the noise.

Also, I look like a moose.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me

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By *iFunGuyMan
23 weeks ago

Tonbridge

Because I’m ugly and no one is interested in me pretty much sums it up

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By *aters139Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me "

Where was he hiding...the little scamp!?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
23 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me

Where was he hiding...the little scamp!?"

He was just alongside the baby Jesus all the time

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By *aters139Man
23 weeks ago

Sheffield


"I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me

Where was he hiding...the little scamp!?

He was just alongside the baby Jesus all the time "

Well they are the same entity... logically...it all seems so obvious now!

Which you've got him, could you ask him to let me win the lottery please, bored of this work lark.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I’ve found god… no more of the sex stuff for me "

Hahaha.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
23 weeks ago

Coventry


"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day. "

My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!

that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that -

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By *elboy1978Man
23 weeks ago

Jarrow

Because I must be ugly and no one wants to have sex with me

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

Some of us are banging, but it's not indiscriminate banging.

A few of us are a little more discerning and choosy when it comes to woo'ing. I don't ask for much...

My selection criteria is a narrow field of mediocrity: if she can get behind the wheel and do a 3-point turn in less than 9½ manoeuvres then she's worth a bonk or ².

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By *iddlesticksMan
23 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

To be honest I’ve had a bit of a bad back and the dog has been ill and I’ve been called up by the SAS to go on a secret mission to Milton Keynes and my car broke down and the train was cancelled by a bomb scare despite me offering to defuse it and my aunty has measles and the toilet is blocked and if that’s not enough I’ve had to write a speech for Rishi Sunak to deliver to the Royal Society of Pigeon Fanciers.

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By *rumguy1982Man
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

This sounds fab, literally sign me up

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By *illy IdolMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands


"To be honest I’ve had a bit of a bad back and the dog has been ill and I’ve been called up by the SAS to go on a secret mission to Milton Keynes and my car broke down and the train was cancelled by a bomb scare despite me offering to defuse it and my aunty has measles and the toilet is blocked and if that’s not enough I’ve had to write a speech for Rishi Sunak to deliver to the Royal Society of Pigeon Fanciers. "

No time for a Fiddle with all that going on. Hope life settles down soon for you

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By *loyd1982Man
23 weeks ago

Twickenham

Gimme a date and time and I’m there!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

The only person I wanna bang is never free when I am. I’m trying to be patient

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By *aseylee324Couple
23 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Because the vast majority are not remotely attractive to me

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By *iman2100Man
23 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Because a lot of people like to talk about sex but don't want to have sex.

There are also a lot that think this is a dating site.

And finally some people feel the need to have a some sort of connection before having sex, which I find odd as you spend all that time getting to know someone only to find out their are bad at fucking and you have wasted all that time. "

I agree totally.

Some seem, in chat, to build up their assets and skills to the point where they have no chance in hell of delivering it at a meet, so they back out last minute.

It certainly is treated as a dating site by some and a lonely hearts place to find friends by others.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
23 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

As much as people faux flirt on the forums we are all only attracted to about 2% of this site.

If the faux flirting was real then some would be meeting daily or the flirting would stop altogether

K

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By *cLovin2Man
23 weeks ago

Reading


"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day.

My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!

that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that - "

Invite me to the next one

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By *oiluvfunMan
23 weeks ago

Penrith


"I mean it's a sex site?!... Genuinely why aren't we all doing the beast with two backs? "

Because the site is overrun with solo guy profiles, which I’m not looking for.

The majority of couples are only looking for couples, and generally; the couples who are looking for solo guys tend to be fake.

Add in the fact there are so few single ladies in here, and again, many of these are either fake, or have no intentions of meeting, or worse; won’t meet outside of a swinger club…..

Sometimes it’s a wonder any meets occur through Fab, although it was a very different site a few years ago…..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
23 weeks ago

Wirral

Some of us are.

I mean, not me, obviously, but some are.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Speaking as a guy.

The majority of women (not all) want either bbc or hung white guys so the pool a lot of people are after is very concentrated so if you are outside of that pool the chances of meeting up is very small

Then you get to the messages and if you don’t title is correctly then you are instantly dismissed even though it’s impossible to judge someone by a bit of text in a box, so it’s actually more difficult than it should be to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"I don’t think I could deal with that many cancellations in one day.

My friend Kiss and I have thought we might set up shop in a coffee shop and have a 'meet day' bit like speed dating and put tags on those that we feel want to take further - that way we can have our day together and a laugh whilst perving some possible fab talent!

that or hold a social with lots of people - wait we did that - "

Bloody brilliant idea

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