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Shetland Cycling Madness

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports from Shetland, made famous by the pony of the same name, that cruise ships are disembarking passengers who in turn cycle in groups of up to 50 in a long line making it virtually impossible to overtake and local Scottish Community Elders are furious. Why can't these buggers be more considerate of locals. What's going on here guys,? It's all over the news

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By *rAitchMan
31 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

It's all over the och aye the noos!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
31 weeks ago

walsall


"Reports from Shetland, made famous by the pony of the same name, that cruise ships are disembarking passengers who in turn cycle in groups of up to 50 in a long line making it virtually impossible to overtake and local Scottish Community Elders are furious. Why can't these buggers be more considerate of locals. What's going on here guys,? It's all over the news"

Could be worse Tom, they could all be riding on these so called Shetland ponies, made famous for pooing all over the road!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
31 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I very much doubt it.

It's so fucking windy up there be lucky to stay upright.

I think they should just stick to the all ages piano lounge drinking the complimentary margaritas and smush each other.

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By *oquars19458Man
31 weeks ago

sheffield

Yet another anti cycling post from Tom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
31 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Yet another anti cycling post from Tom"

Yup

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By *agnar73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Reports from Shetland, made famous by the pony of the same name, that cruise ships are disembarking passengers who in turn cycle in groups of up to 50 in a long line making it virtually impossible to overtake and local Scottish Community Elders are furious. Why can't these buggers be more considerate of locals. What's going on here guys,? It's all over the news"

Feel offended he never said north of Hadrian’s Wall.

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By *a LunaWoman
31 weeks ago

South Wales


"It's all over the och aye the noos!"
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By *a LunaWoman
31 weeks ago

South Wales

Sounds like a nightmare Tom. Makes me wonder why they didn’t line everyone up and pop them on a pony instead.

All that manure be good for the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Reports from Shetland, made famous by the pony of the same name, that cruise ships are disembarking passengers who in turn cycle in groups of up to 50 in a long line making it virtually impossible to overtake and local Scottish Community Elders are furious. Why can't these buggers be more considerate of locals. What's going on here guys,? It's all over the news"

It’s the same all over Scotland at this time of year. Charity ride after charity ride on the main routes into the highlands which are dangerous enough. The road up through Rannoch and Glen Coe is a feckin nightmare. K

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I don’t know enough about the ports around Shetland but I’m surprised that cruise ships are able to dock there? If they are, I’d have thought that it would generate a fair bit of income for the island’s tourist industry. It’s always a double edge sword, you can’t have tourists income without some of the inconvenience that having large number of people descending on smaller communities. Rough with the smooth I guess ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
31 weeks ago

Bexley

Can't the passengers hire a rip off rate taxi, like they have to do on cruises everywhere else in the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Can't the passengers hire a rip off rate taxi, like they have to do on cruises everywhere else in the world?"

Probably only about 4 on the island

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By *ornucopiaMan
31 weeks ago

Bexley


"Can't the passengers hire a rip off rate taxi, like they have to do on cruises everywhere else in the world?

Probably only about 4 on the island"

Do the 4 taxi drivers wear tartan on cruise ship days?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Yet another anti cycling post from Tom"

That would be back pedalling

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By *otsossieMan
31 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"Yet another anti cycling post from Tom

Yup "

Well he just regurgitates The Daily Fail, so it’s not much of a surprise.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
31 weeks ago

chichester

There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

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By *utmegsMan
31 weeks ago

Closer than you think


"It's all over the och aye the noos!"

Shetlanders don’t think of themselves as Scottish so more likely to be something Old Norse.

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By *assy69Man
31 weeks ago

West Sussex and Wales

Having lived there for a time i can see that this could be frustrating for folk trying to get around on their ponies but in reality it will only really affect a few days of the year, probably less than a dozen, so am sure that people will survive

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
31 weeks ago

Cumbria


"Yet another anti cycling post from Tom"

I’m not saying he’s getting predictable but…

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement "

Is there any concrete evidence for this ?

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By *ornucopiaMan
31 weeks ago

Bexley


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

Is there any concrete evidence for this ?"

Sounds like a mortarl sin to me.

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By *ild_oatsMan
31 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

Is there any concrete evidence for this ?

Sounds like a mortarl sin to me."

Someone is looking for a concrete solution.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
31 weeks ago

chichester


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

Is there any concrete evidence for this ?"

It’s on the Google if you look at some obscure sites

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By *oquars19458Man
31 weeks ago

sheffield


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement "

Is there room for Tom

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By *ensuallover1000Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fear not! DI Jimmy Perez is on the case as we speak,

No…wait….he left…..Tosh will sort this shit out

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

Is there room for Tom "

Oi,!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central


"There is an anti cyclist patriot going about putting bike wheels in cement

Is there room for Tom

Oi,!"

Hands orf our Tom!

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By *verageman81Man
30 weeks ago

lerwick

Wow am shocked at how little knowledge anyone knows of shetland! I lived there most of my life and up there is far ahead of the mainland with everything. People are so ignorant of island life. Yes there is electric and WiFi etc!! Also have the richest island in Europe here which many may not know.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Shetland isle...beauty right there.

Cruise ships dropping off cyclists now that is a pony tail.

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By *verageman81Man
30 weeks ago

lerwick

Shetland is the most beautiful place to ever come to on a nice day but also a wild day is impressive too see. On the mainland a 60mph wind is a hurricane up there it's perfect for drying clothes on the line lol

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By *orthCMan
22 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Yip … all correct what averageman says … he’s local as I am … 150 cruise ships every summer season … cruise ship bikers do slow down the traffic … better roads here than parts of the mainland… just need few more to be serious on the swinging scene instead of just lookers lol

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