FabSwingers.com forum: To Croc or not to Croc?

By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

Would someone turning up with crocs on for a meet or wearing them in a swinging club put you off?

Would you run like the wind or just tell them to whip them off along with their clothes

Miss S x

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By *eliWoman
4 weeks ago

I'll know it when I find it.

It depends on where they fall on the fuckability/Crocs scale.

Below a certain level, it would utterly destroy my vagina's chance of getting wet for them.

A certain level and I'll be too dickstracted/cuntlusting to notice them.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 weeks ago

Somewhere

Meet, yes

Club, it's practical - I'd be more put off if they were shoeless after dress down

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

Love that

What would you deem as too bad to your vagina being like The Sahara Desert?

Miss S x

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By *idden Gem69Woman
4 weeks ago

north lanarkshire

Very much so, im very particular about guys footwear lots of stuff put me off, dont mind trainers but have to be nice

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 weeks ago

Somewhere

Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...

I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
4 weeks ago

Newham

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...

I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me

Think this is what Meli might mean by her fuckability/Crocs scale

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

Going to go with a no?

Miss S x

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By *rAitchMan
4 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Also there's levels of Crocability. If they were wearing basic black/blue that's fine. If they were sporting neon orange, with those little attachments you get for them now, maybe not...

I'm just poor! So it's Hot Tunas for me

Think this is what Meli might mean by her fuckability/Crocs scale

Miss S x"

Where do my leather crocs register on the scale?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.

Actually wait - nope can't do it.

Mrs

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me!

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.

Actually wait - nope can't do it.

Mrs "

But you was so close!

How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me!

I've never even tried a pair on!!

Miss S x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
4 weeks ago

Leeds

"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.

Actually wait - nope can't do it.

Mrs

But you was so close!

How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?

Miss S x"

Hi, didn't realise you wore crocs, bye.

Quite easy really.

Mrs

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"They'd have to be exceptionally hot and we get on great for me to overlook the crocs.

Actually wait - nope can't do it.

Mrs

But you was so close!

How would that chat even go down, if you were previously chatting with them online as in?

Miss S x

Hi, didn't realise you wore crocs, bye.

Quite easy really.

Mrs "

love that hahahaha

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

Nope

Not care in the world

Each to our own

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me!

I've never even tried a pair on!!

Miss S x"

You're missing a treat!

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me!

I've never even tried a pair on!!

Miss S x

You're missing a treat!

So I keep being told, are they really that comfortable?!

Miss S x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

I've got my pink crocs on right now.

They are not from THIS croc craze nor the croc craze before ......

My crocs are from America before crocs hit the shores of the UK. Son in Law away on business bought them for my daughter who HATED them and gave them to me.

For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc.

BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate....

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"I didn’t choose the Croc life, the Croc life chose me!

I've never even tried a pair on!!

Miss S x

You're missing a treat!

So I keep being told, are they really that comfortable?!

Miss S x"

Yes!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

If a meet turned up in crocs......

well ... it's the way you wear them innit ....

There's croc wearers and then there's croc wearers...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
4 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Don't buy cheap imitation

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By *ookie46Woman
4 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I love my crocs

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
4 weeks ago

Reading

Yes but i could look past it.

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow

Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment

Miss S x

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By *rispyDuckMan
4 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

They would be distracting, but I’m there to fuck them not their crocs haha so not a big deal

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By *aybail-238Couple
4 weeks ago

hartlepool

Only if it’s the lightening mcqueen crocs

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By *itygamesMan
4 weeks ago

There worse than sandals or flip flops with socks on ......keep crox for indoor use only

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
4 weeks ago

Northampton

We just wear flip flops after dress down in clubs - but 100% are going crocs from now on

Thanks for the suggestion

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"They would be distracting, but I’m there to fuck them not their crocs haha so not a big deal

Fair comment

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"Only if it’s the lightening mcqueen crocs

I mean... They may be a little distracting right?

Miss S x

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
4 weeks ago

Newham

Going to go with a no?

Miss S x"

Obvs, Miss S

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

The real question is what sort of Jibbitz do you choose?

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

Going to go with a no?

Miss S x

Obvs, Miss S

Your picture may of given it away

Miss S x

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"The real question is what sort of Jibbitz do you choose?

What a strange name for them right?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

I served my ex with divorce papers.

Crocs were the last straw

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By *uddle4uMan
4 weeks ago

Purbeck

I ordered two pairs of slider online one pair branded one other pair. the branded pair too flat and not very comfy and won't stay on hence i don't wear them. The other pair I didn't realise where Croc's until I unpacked them and seen the Icon thingies in the holes but are very comfortable and wear them all time.

For club visits I'll always wear sliders that are never worn outside, not had any comments for it and it doesn't bother me if other do. Look after your feet.

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"I served my ex with divorce papers.

Crocs were the last straw "

Ouch!

Miss S x

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By *ootyfruityCouple
4 weeks ago

andover

Crocs have a bit of a reputation, but they are so comfy and easy.

I think a dress down club would be the perfect opportunity to get the crocs out

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

just visiting

I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker.

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By *oistvonlipwigMan
4 weeks ago

Lancaster

Does anyone know why crocs have the holes in? They're to allow the wearers last dregs of dignity to escape fully.

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker.

I feel like this will be me if I try a pair on

Miss S x

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By *orbidden eastMan
4 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

For me on a woman it’s fine. Put on a man, especially with socks on. It’s a no-no.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
4 weeks ago

just visiting

"I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker.

I feel like this will be me if I try a pair on

Miss S x"

It was the younger girls at work that finally convinced me. Mine are kinda house shoes, slippers, spa day, campervan, shared shower use but the workies wear them for all sorts, I’m defo not there yet!

Shall we meet at derbion and go croc hunting

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"I’m a recent convert. Previous hater. It’s like the reverse of being an ex smoker.

I feel like this will be me if I try a pair on

Miss S x

Shall we meet at derbion and go croc hunting

You've twisted my arm, let's go!

Miss S x

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
4 weeks ago

belfast

Crocs are paedo wear. Rather run about in kswiss than crocs, or cut my feet off

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By *an1978Woman
4 weeks ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

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By *an1978Woman
4 weeks ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

If the meet is on the beach, then very practical choice

Anywhere else is a nope, as the choice would be sweaty croc feet or the abomination of socks and crocs

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
4 weeks ago

somewhere

Depends on the colour

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"Depends on the colour "

What colour would you be happy with and what is a no-go?

Miss S x

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By *agneto.Man
4 weeks ago

Bham

The answer is of course, no croc.

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By *arla SwingerWoman
4 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Crocs are paedo wear. Rather run about in kswiss than crocs, or cut my feet off "

I doubt you'll be running about much if you cut your feet off

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow

Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment

Miss S x"

I think it’s shallow to think this way BUT if I was going to be shallow and be put off my clothes or footwear I’d not be put off by crocs because I think they look cool

. Especially with white socks.

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan
4 weeks ago

Ends

"Crocs are paedo wear. Rather run about in kswiss than crocs, or cut my feet off "

I dare you to cut your feet off

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
4 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I've got my pink crocs on right now….

For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc. BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate.... "

I never have owned a pair of crocs (and likely never will), but the places you’ve mentioned are the only places where I think crocs are acceptable. They should never be worn out in public

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By *rRiosMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Now do you wear them in casual mode or sports mode?

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By *harismatic_SapiophileMan
4 weeks ago

commutable in the NW

FAB Croc-icide

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By *he ShivsCouple
4 weeks ago

fife

Depends on what we had planned and how they are wearing them.

If they’re dressed like they’re ready to put the bins out, I’d probably think they could have made more of an effort.

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By *olf and RedCouple
4 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

For over 20 years , my crocs have put the bins out. Mopped the kitchen , cleaned the entry .... tidied the garden .... been worn around the house etc.

BUT ........ NEVER have they been past the garden gate.... "

This

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
4 weeks ago

Not sure if its a wind up so I'll let you do the fact checking but I read somewhere crocs came from a sci-fi movie from the late 90s, Set in the future they had people wearing them

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By *Jcurious OP Couple
4 weeks ago

Derby

"It wouldn’t bother me because crocs are fashionable. Someone that cannot dress well would be more likely to put me off if I was going to be so shallow

Fashionable or just because they are the "in thing" at the moment

Miss S x

I think it’s shallow to think this way BUT if I was going to be shallow and be put off my clothes or footwear I’d not be put off by crocs because I think they look cool

. Especially with white socks. "

Oooooh white socks too!!! Gotcha!

Miss S x

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By *ittle_blondie_xWoman
4 weeks ago

Manchester

Wore my crocs to a meet with a regular haha

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Hmmm...

I would hesitate, ponder about the Crocs™, think, dither somewhat, ruminate at length and then say to myself "...at least she's not standing there waiting for me, holding a venti size Pumpkin Spiced Latte!".

Because if she were the deal would be off.

Therefore I would allow the Crocs™...and then ravish her.

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By *p4funCouple
4 weeks ago

PLYMOUTH

Think they look awful ,,personally would be seen dead in them or ugg boots

each to their own x

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By *p4funCouple
4 weeks ago

PLYMOUTH

"Think they look awful ,,personally would be seen dead in them or ugg boots

each to their own x

Wouldn't *

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By *etal and KinkMan
4 weeks ago

Malice

"Would someone turning up with crocs on for a meet or wearing them in a swinging club put you off?

Would you run like the wind or just tell them to whip them off along with their clothes

Miss S x"

Never. And you can put Uggs in the same box when you throw them out.

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By *eah BabyCouple
4 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Would someone turning up with crocs on for a meet or wearing them in a swinging club put you off?

Would you run like the wind or just tell them to whip them off along with their clothes

Miss S x"

Game over, horny level would drop to zero

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By *iddle ManMan
4 weeks ago

Walsall

They put me off in everyday life, let alone a club.

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By *eah BabyCouple
4 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"They put me off in everyday life, let alone a club. "

don’t get them at all. Why, just why would you wear them

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