FabSwingers.com forum: Things you've done once but never again.

By *-MrGatsby-. OP Man
35 weeks ago

London and Sandy

With the London Marathon going on. This is something I've done once (I do enjoy running) I'm glad I did it. But it's not something I'll be doing again.

So my open question to the FAB masses is.

What have you done once, pleased you did/tried it but won't ever be doing again?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"With the London Marathon going on. This is something I've done once (I do enjoy running) I'm glad I did it. But it's not something I'll be doing again.

So my open question to the FAB masses is.

What have you done once, pleased you did/tried it but won't ever be doing again?

A kayak race down the Ax river in Devon. It was fun but I was so far out of my league it was a little embarrassing lol

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By *-MrGatsby-. OP Man
35 weeks ago

London and Sandy

For me the marathon was just a distance too far to be healthy. Half Marathon yes that's fine. But doing the London Marathon I ended up with a bad running injury.

During the event I there was a point through the Canary Wharf I just thought was never going to END

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary

Had a large baby with no epidural.

I'm proud of myself but I'm not doing it again .

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By *avexxMan
35 weeks ago

cheshire

getting the waltzers d*unk

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By *avexxMan
35 weeks ago

cheshire

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By *-MrGatsby-. OP Man
35 weeks ago

London and Sandy

"Had a large baby with no epidural.

I'm proud of myself but I'm not doing it again ."

Massive respect and totally understandable

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By *reen as JadeCouple
35 weeks ago

Cheshire

Anal. Never again. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

D.a.p.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"D.a.p."

Having that at least once is sort of on my bucket list. But I doubt it'll happen. Lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm too old now, anyway, but I served in the army (the SADF), and while it had huge downsides, I also did certain things that I'd never do as a civilian. So, yeah, that. Wouldn't do it again, though.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Saw 'Animal Farm' as a young teen. Aye, THAT one. 'Rite of Passage', dodgy VHS copy doing the rounds, blahblah...

Never again. Never!!!

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By *nt1845Man
35 weeks ago

Birmingham City Centre

Done London twice, Chester, Liverpool, Paris twice and Lewa marathon in Kenya.

Now out of shape having not run for 8 years after a bad injury.

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

As a child I jumped off the top diving board into the 13ft deep diving area in my local swimming pool.

A boy who was a good diver encouraged me to do it.

I can't even jump in from poolside now.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"D.a.p.

Having that at least once is sort of on my bucket list. But I doubt it'll happen. Lol"

If U desire it, chances are it will happen...!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

Take “one for the team”. Never again. There’s just not enough brain bleach in the world.

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By *erfectlychaoticWoman
35 weeks ago

Aldershot

Wax Play.

Used correct candles, had very experienced person do it on me, on my boobs and chest it was fine.

I got blister burns on my back from it...that was fun at work the next day!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Camel riding, my bollocks still haven’t forgiven me.

The mr

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By *ucka39Man
35 weeks ago

Newcastle

Took an ex back...

Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sky dive .... absolutely never again

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Tried a jaffa cake

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

50 mile ultra marathon.

Honestly you get to a point and you can't concentrate on milage in front of you it's just about getting to the next feed station or that tree or landmark.

Thanks to COVID and a fucked up back I can just about run to the front door

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Turn off all driving aids in a rear wheel drive BMW..

Lord have mercy!

The phrase touching cloth became very apparent!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
35 weeks ago

Sunderland

Mrs Bang Bang used hair remover on back. Was absolutely covered in spots for weeks after.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Turn off all driving aids in a rear wheel drive BMW..

Lord have mercy!

The phrase touching cloth became very apparent!"

Hahaha I remember owning a 3ltr sport Capri in the 80's didn't even have abs back then, corner at your peril in the wet

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Turn off all driving aids in a rear wheel drive BMW..

Lord have mercy!

The phrase touching cloth became very apparent!

Hahaha I remember owning a 3ltr sport Capri in the 80's didn't even have abs back then, corner at your peril in the wet

You clearly understand what I went through haha

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Turn off all driving aids in a rear wheel drive BMW..

Lord have mercy!

The phrase touching cloth became very apparent!

Hahaha I remember owning a 3ltr sport Capri in the 80's didn't even have abs back then, corner at your peril in the wet

You clearly understand what I went through haha

We used to put a bag of cement in the boot too help with handling back then a bag of dust weighed 50kg

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I walked over the O2 even though I’m very scared of heights. Not repeating it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"As a child I jumped off the top diving board into the 13ft deep diving area in my local swimming pool.

A boy who was a good diver encouraged me to do it.

I can't even jump in from poolside now.

The middle one was bad enough or me

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By *irthandgirthMan
35 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Camel riding, my bollocks still haven’t forgiven me.

The mr "

Did this last Christmas (went to Marrakesh with my daughter)

It's amazing how there is absolutely no natural rhythm to a camel's gait.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
35 weeks ago

Wherever

Eurotunnel

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Derby

Have another baby, I absolutely adore her but absolutely do not want anymore

Miss S x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
35 weeks ago

Reading

Marriage one and done.

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By *rHotNottsMan
35 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Sane as you OP, from around 22 miles it was just absolute hell I’m glad I trained and completed it but will stick with half marathons.

Sexually would he sounding , it wasn’t that bad just unpleasant and unenjoyable.

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Also, after a somewhat disappointing bit of fuckery, said the fatal words:

'That was...nice'.

Never again

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By *rispyDuckMan
35 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Go on rides at Thorpe park

It was fun, put in the moment though was gonna puke & die haha

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By *akedMMan
35 weeks ago

Witney

"getting the waltzers d*unk

Yep been there

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
35 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Eurotunnel"

Why?

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By *obilebottomMan
35 weeks ago

All over

Went to an all inclusive hotel

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Went to an all inclusive hotel "

Oh! I love me an all inclusive

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
35 weeks ago

Wherever

"Eurotunnel

Why?"

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack.

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Derby

"Went to an all inclusive hotel

Oh! I love me an all inclusive

Me too, all the food and drinks you could possibly want!

Miss S x

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By *obilebottomMan
35 weeks ago

All over

"Went to an all inclusive hotel

Oh! I love me an all inclusive

Perhaps was just this one, who knows. It felt I was in the middle ofva heard of hungry hippos sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Anal.

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By *om and JennieCouple
35 weeks ago

Chams or Socials

Climbed up inside the crown of The Statue of Liberty. Would have been even more amazing if it wasn’t cloudy but a fear of heights & enclosed spaces wasn’t good - it was a very tight fit

J x

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By *icolerobbieCouple
35 weeks ago

walsall

"Eurotunnel

Why?

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack. "

Plus sitting in your car while travelling, only to get out to have to walk miles cos no toilets work and the ones that do are absolutely disgusting.

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By *agatoXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Eurotunnel

Why?

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack. "

Don't have an MRI, in that case. If I ever do that again, they'll have to knock me out.

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By *lexA68Man
35 weeks ago

Durham

Pissed on an electric fence, the scream scared the cows.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Eurotunnel

Why?

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack.

Don't have an MRI, in that case. If I ever do that again, they'll have to knock me out."

I don't like them either.

But you may be able to request an open one, so it doesn't feel like your locked in a coffin for 20 minutes.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Eurotunnel

Why?

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack.

Plus sitting in your car while travelling, only to get out to have to walk miles cos no toilets work and the ones that do are absolutely disgusting."

This! I was very excited about the Eurotunnel. The only thing I took away from it was bursting for a wee, and the toilets (toilet section) honking of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Scrambling/ climbing without ropes.

Out of the group of people I used to do it with, it's amazing none of us died.

Very foolish.

Only stick to mountain pathways now.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere

Mine was probably visiting the German Christmas markets. I was very excited, imagined it'd be magical - Overpriced, very samey, could have gone to a local one instead.

GNR - Did it once, over hyped, lost a toenail after.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Scrambling/ climbing without ropes.

Out of the group of people I used to do it with, it's amazing none of us died.

Very foolish.

Only stick to mountain pathways now.

I was I inspired by by Dan osman, but came nowhere close.

And look what happened to him..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
35 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Tried a Jaffa Cake.

Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Kissed a girl

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"Kissed a girl"

Guess you didn't like it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Drank cold spunk out of a glass. It was disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Cycled to London once, not sure my bum fancies that again!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

"Kissed a girl"

I’m guessing there was no cherry chapstick.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
35 weeks ago

Wherever

"Eurotunnel

Why?

I think it’s the claustrophobic feeling of being trapped under tons of water and concrete.

I couldn’t breathe and had a full blown panic attack.

Don't have an MRI, in that case. If I ever do that again, they'll have to knock me out."

I did, actually. They had to bring a doctor and hook me up to another machine to monitor my vitals in case I fainted (I didn’t but it was close).

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Derby

"Kissed a girl

I’m guessing there was no cherry chapstick."

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Kissed a girl

I’m guessing there was no cherry chapstick."

That was maybe the problem

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By *ools and the brainCouple
35 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Drank cold spunk out of a glass. It was disgusting"

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By *lirtyfun123Woman
35 weeks ago

essex

"As a child I jumped off the top diving board into the 13ft deep diving area in my local swimming pool.

A boy who was a good diver encouraged me to do it.

I can't even jump in from poolside now.

That wasn’t Dagenham swimming pool by any chance?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
35 weeks ago

Birmingham

An anal lemon pie.

Wanted to tick it off the list. Wasn't a fan of squatting to get it out. Would probably do try it again

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By *olf and RedCouple
35 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Had an endoscopy without having any sedative. If I ever have to have one again, I think I’ll get sedated.

Red

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
35 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Meth

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Fisting

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
35 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Anal

not for me and luckily the husband's not a fan either

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By *unchalMan
35 weeks ago

Dartford

"Anal. Never again. Xxxx"

Bloody hell. I can’t imagine what you had done to you! Poor thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Getting on a plane.

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By *obajxMan
35 weeks ago

Cheshire

Oysters

They're awful things

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

One of the biggest bungee jumps in New Zealand.

I absolutely hate heights. Took me ages to jump and my legs went to jelly lol.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
35 weeks ago

stanley

Golf’s longest day. 4 rounds in a day for cancer research. Great cause but not again at my age. I’ll sponsor the youngsters instead.

Also steak tartare once is enough

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By *ad HardcoreMan
35 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Drank cold spunk out of a glass. It was disgusting"

Really?

You thought it'd be tasty?

One for the team!

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By *ondiego85Man
35 weeks ago

nottingham

Getting fingered. Definitely not for me

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
35 weeks ago

Bristol

Go on a jetski. Did it once on holiday on a choppy day. Not for me.

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By *alm_one4Man
35 weeks ago

RM16

Brussel Sprouts, never again

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By *a LunaWoman
35 weeks ago

South Wales

Went on a Pirate Ship at a funfair when younger.

N E V E R

A G A I N.

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By *-MrGatsby-. OP Man
35 weeks ago

London and Sandy

"Had an endoscopy without having any sedative. If I ever have to have one again, I think I’ll get sedated.

Red "

Me too. Definitely not going through that again without being heavily sedated

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Kayaking between 2 islands in the South Pacific

Very nearly didn’t make it out of that one

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By *elboy1978Man
35 weeks ago

Fellgate

Marriage done it once now out never again

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By *ty31Man
35 weeks ago

NW London

Not buy Seduced a pork pie when she said "don't get me a pork pie from the shop"

I have never ever received such a look of disgust/disappointment when I returned without a savory snack

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
35 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Yorkshire puddings

I know, I know bring out the sticks and bats

I think they are nasty ugly things

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sea Urchin Sushi. Like licking a harbour wall. K

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
35 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

There are a couple of swingers clubs we've been to and would never try again lol

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By *tsJustKateWoman
35 weeks ago

London

Anal sex!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Have children, get married, ignore red flags, ignore my own boundaries, dp, eat black pudding. None of which I regret as it was lessons learnt.

Still lots of things I'd like to try though

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By *ild_oatsMan
35 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Breaking my leg…

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By *agnar73Man
35 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Absinthe was dumb.

Karaoke if anyone is ever misfortunate to hear me.

I think my rollercoaster days are past, last few were shut eyes and hope it’s over soon.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
35 weeks ago

york

Got stabbed, definitely don't plan on that again

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By *estcliffboyMan
35 weeks ago

soham

Pay this sight for membership!

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
35 weeks ago

Wirral

Eaten an olive directly off the tree

A bitterness unlike anything else

The Portuguese groundskeeper saw me and muttered.'they are not ready yet..'

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By *olfandtazCouple
35 weeks ago

Bristol

Riding the Severn boar, it was good fun but draining, never again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
35 weeks ago

North West

Climbed down a cliff to a beautiful hidden beach in Mallorca. I'll never be able to do that again

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Get married / have sex with wife

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