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By *ackformore100 OP Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

What's the first thing you do?

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By *emorefridaCouple
37 weeks ago

La la land

Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Take my bra off

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By *929Man
37 weeks ago

bedlington

Greet my dog then Grab some milk and few bags of crisps and lie on the cooch eating them

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By *coobyABCMan
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Pop kettle on

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By *olf and RedCouple
37 weeks ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

I stroke both my dogs who are usually going a bit crazy and let them out in the garden.

Red

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By *eliWoman
37 weeks ago

Unpin my hair.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Take my bra off.

Mrs

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By *luebell888Woman
37 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Kiss the dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Go to the fridge

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By *argaryen starkCouple
37 weeks ago

pinxton

"I stroke both my dogs who are usually going a bit crazy and let them out in the garden.

Red "
same here

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By *ynecplCouple
37 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Empty my pockets onto the console table in our hall. Otherwise I will spend ten minutes in the morning trying to find my keys etc.

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By *istyblue1967Man
37 weeks ago

manchester

put The Chase on

lol

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By *layfulGentMan
37 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Put my indoor foot wear on and pop the coffee pot on

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By *irtydevil666Man
37 weeks ago

bristol

Take my shoes off and put wallet keys phone etc on the kitchen table

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By *avexxMan
37 weeks ago

cheshire

hang my wig up then car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Sit on ny own toilet for half an hour

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero?

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
37 weeks ago

Carlisle

Put my stuff down in the kitchen quickly, go free the puppy from his crate and leg it to the back door. Let him out to do his business then get kissed to death by the said pup.

Mrs

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By *heswanMan
37 weeks ago

Mansfield

Fridge, wine and chill x

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By *eavenscentitCouple
37 weeks ago

barnstaple

Greet the dog and let him out to wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Stick kettle on, put tea bag in cup, put hot water in cup, go upstairs and get out of current clothes and put comfies on, return to brewing brew, sit and relax with cuppa and chocolate hob nobs

and that’s the truth Ruth

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
37 weeks ago

Bradford

Put my key on the chain. Hang my coat up then empty my bag .

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

Take my shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Take shoes off, hang key up, check elderly cat hasn't done a poo in the lounge, feed him and then shower.

Slip into something more elasticated

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Dump any shopping bags, take my coat and shoes off, cuddle my dog

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Lock the car, walking to the front door and open it.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero?"

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"What's the first thing you do? "

Have a wee.

As soon as my bladder hears me put the key in the lock she activates evacuation protocols.

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By *irthandgirthMan
37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them. "

Statistically, the most played game at mine is "where the fuck are my keys?"

If I put them in the pot 3 times in a row I award myself a virtual gold star

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

Have a wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
37 weeks ago

North West

Put my keys away (car keys in a Faraday pouch thing); empty my lunchbox out of my bag (work days); go for a wee.

Occasionally the wee happens before the bag emptying.

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By *ansoffateMan
37 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

First thing shoes off!

Siri - mood lighting

Check if the cleaners been

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By *exyScientistsCouple
37 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Take my bra off

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Hang my keys on the key hook

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Unlock the door or I'll not be getting anywhere fast

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By *educing_EmCouple
37 weeks ago

Tipperary

Take my shoes off

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
37 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Shut door

Let dog out

Strip then shower

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By *avexxMan
37 weeks ago

cheshire

take my teeth out hang wig on coat hanger shoes off

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By *anManCoolMan
37 weeks ago

Camborne

Get out of my work clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Lock the front door and breath

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By *ucka39Man
37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Shut the door

Kettle on

Put shopping away

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By *iss DevilWoman
37 weeks ago

Bedford

"Take my bra off

This! Lol

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By *JcuriousCouple
37 weeks ago

Derby

Put my pj's on

Miss S x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Say _ello to my doggy and kitty-cat.

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By *ullmanMan
37 weeks ago

hull

Empty pockets and have a brew or a beer depending on the day

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By *mmaleiaWoman
37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Clothes off, Pjs on!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Wee first, then make a start on dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Keys in the dish, all clothes off (the bra removal is SO satisfying!) & robe/ slippers on.

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By *arley QuimWoman
37 weeks ago

Somewhere

"What's the first thing you do?

Have a wee.

As soon as my bladder hears me put the key in the lock she activates evacuation protocols."

I can happily sit all through the commute home, possibly pop to the shop, fanny on doing whatever... Soon as I'm stood at my front door the race to the bathroom pre pissing my pants is on

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Breath a sigh of relief

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
37 weeks ago

Cardiff

Take shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them. "

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

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By *arley QuimWoman
37 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best. "

Are yours the only set in there?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
37 weeks ago

newport

Take my boots off

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there? "

…. *nods

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
37 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Greet my dog with a cuddle

Shower

Then tea

Netflix

Bed

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By *stwo2023Couple
37 weeks ago

Worcester

Open the door

Evie

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

Uniform off

Shower

Dinner

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

Slippers on

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner "
You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

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By *TG3Man
37 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

"
I'm innocent i tell you

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

I'm innocent i tell you

Yeah!yeah! Lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

If it's after work, immersion on for't bath, then oven on for't tea

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By *istr3ssWoman
37 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Go to bed (to sleep) - I work permanent nights & get home at 3.30am

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By *orphia2003Woman
37 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Dump bag, say _ello to moggy, uniform, bra and boots off, comfy clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Kettle on K

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
37 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

Say hi to the dog, kettle on for a cuppa and bra off if I'm wearing one lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Bristol

Naked

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