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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

What's the first thing you do?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greet my dog then Grab some milk and few bags of crisps and lie on the cooch eating them

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Pop kettle on

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

I stroke both my dogs who are usually going a bit crazy and let them out in the garden.

Red

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Unpin my hair.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Take my bra off.

Mrs

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Kiss the dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the fridge

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

"I stroke both my dogs who are usually going a bit crazy and let them out in the garden.

Red "
same here

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Empty my pockets onto the console table in our hall. Otherwise I will spend ten minutes in the morning trying to find my keys etc.

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

put The Chase on

lol

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Put my indoor foot wear on and pop the coffee pot on

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Take my shoes off and put wallet keys phone etc on the kitchen table

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

hang my wig up then car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on ny own toilet for half an hour

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero?

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Put my stuff down in the kitchen quickly, go free the puppy from his crate and leg it to the back door. Let him out to do his business then get kissed to death by the said pup.

Mrs

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By *heswanMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Fridge, wine and chill x

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Greet the dog and let him out to wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick kettle on, put tea bag in cup, put hot water in cup, go upstairs and get out of current clothes and put comfies on, return to brewing brew, sit and relax with cuppa and chocolate hob nobs

and that’s the truth Ruth

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Put my key on the chain. Hang my coat up then empty my bag .

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

Take my shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take shoes off, hang key up, check elderly cat hasn't done a poo in the lounge, feed him and then shower.

Slip into something more elasticated

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Dump any shopping bags, take my coat and shoes off, cuddle my dog

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lock the car, walking to the front door and open it.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reactivate the external cloaking device, check that the internal laser grid hasn’t been triggered and make sure that the robot guard dogs haven’t crapped all over the floor. It is a bit of a ball ache when you have just popped down the shops for a pint of milk but what can you do if you are global crime fighting superhero?"

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"What's the first thing you do? "

Have a wee.

As soon as my bladder hears me put the key in the lock she activates evacuation protocols.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them. "

Statistically, the most played game at mine is "where the fuck are my keys?"

If I put them in the pot 3 times in a row I award myself a virtual gold star

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Have a wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Put my keys away (car keys in a Faraday pouch thing); empty my lunchbox out of my bag (work days); go for a wee.

Occasionally the wee happens before the bag emptying.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing shoes off!

Siri - mood lighting

Check if the cleaners been

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

"Take my bra off

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang my keys on the key hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlock the door or I'll not be getting anywhere fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my shoes off

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Shut door

Let dog out

Strip then shower

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

take my teeth out hang wig on coat hanger shoes off

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By *anManCoolMan
over a year ago

Camborne

Get out of my work clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock the front door and breath

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shut the door

Kettle on

Put shopping away

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

"Take my bra off

This! Lol

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Put my pj's on

Miss S x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Say _ello to my doggy and kitty-cat.

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By *ullmanMan
over a year ago

hull

Empty pockets and have a brew or a beer depending on the day

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By *mmaleiaWoman
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Clothes off, Pjs on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee first, then make a start on dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys in the dish, all clothes off (the bra removal is SO satisfying!) & robe/ slippers on.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"What's the first thing you do?

Have a wee.

As soon as my bladder hears me put the key in the lock she activates evacuation protocols."

I can happily sit all through the commute home, possibly pop to the shop, fanny on doing whatever... Soon as I'm stood at my front door the race to the bathroom pre pissing my pants is on

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Breath a sigh of relief

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Take shoes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them. "

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best. "

Are yours the only set in there?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Take my boots off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there? "

…. *nods

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

Greet my dog with a cuddle

Shower

Then tea

Netflix

Bed

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By *stwo2023Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Open the door

Evie

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Put the keys in the basket else I'll loose them.

I put my keys in a bowl and hope for the best.

Are yours the only set in there?

…. *nods

* runs over and throws my keys in the same bowl

Follows on and throws my keys in the pot too

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Uniform off

Shower

Dinner

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Slippers on

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner "
You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

"
I'm innocent i tell you

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

"Uniform off

Shower

Dinner You're a policewoman..... Evenin all

I'm innocent i tell you

Yeah!yeah! Lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

If it's after work, immersion on for't bath, then oven on for't tea

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By *istr3ssWoman
over a year ago

Stockton-on-Tees

Go to bed (to sleep) - I work permanent nights & get home at 3.30am

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Dump bag, say _ello to moggy, uniform, bra and boots off, comfy clothes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle on K

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Say hi to the dog, kettle on for a cuppa and bra off if I'm wearing one lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Naked

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