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Everything Is An Illusion

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

Including, of course, the belief that everything is an illusion.

Oooohh...nice bit of paradox on a Sunday morning.

So, to borrow and modernise even more from Buddha (interesting bloke, bit of a twat, unlike me):

"I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. Be less cunt".

Also, scribble my dribble dick and guzzle my chuzzle muzzle.

That last bit's not Buddha though.

Discuss. Any bit you choose.

As you were.

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

Sidd as he's known to his mates is in a deep deeeeep spiritual and mindful sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I theory. - or simply me making stuff up right now.

If I was in an induced coma for the rest of my living existence. I could possibly live my dreams and create some fantastic memories.

A bit like the matrix.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

My alarm going off this morning was an illusion, so I just decided to ignore it

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By *r MzchiefMan
46 weeks ago

Middle Earth


"Including, of course, the belief that everything is an illusion.

Oooohh...nice bit of paradox on a Sunday morning.

So, to borrow and modernise even more from Buddha (interesting bloke, bit of a twat, unlike me):

"I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. Be less cunt".

Also, scribble my dribble dick and guzzle my chuzzle muzzle.

That last bit's not Buddha though.

Discuss. Any bit you choose.

As you were."

If everything you perceive is an illusion, doesn't that make it your reality, subjectively.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

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By *obilebottomMan
46 weeks ago

All over

Could it be a picture in my mind?

Never sure exactly what I'll find

Now, Could it be that... it's just an illusion?

Putting me back in all this confusion

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"My alarm going off this morning was an illusion, so I just decided to ignore it "

I'm contemplating ignoring my mind for 28 seconds and cracking one out instead.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Could it be a picture in my mind?

Never sure exactly what I'll find

Now, Could it be that... it's just an illusion?

Putting me back in all this confusion"

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) Illusion

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) Illusion

(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ah) Illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody "

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Including, of course, the belief that everything is an illusion.

Oooohh...nice bit of paradox on a Sunday morning.

So, to borrow and modernise even more from Buddha (interesting bloke, bit of a twat, unlike me):

"I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. Be less cunt".

Also, scribble my dribble dick and guzzle my chuzzle muzzle.

That last bit's not Buddha though.

Discuss. Any bit you choose.

As you were.

If everything you perceive is an illusion, doesn't that make it your reality, subjectively. "

Thus becoming an illusion again.

Damned words and logic loops. Just not up to the job.

I think that's where the guzzle muzzle chuzzle thing seemed like a good interlude... .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! "

.

We'd all pay to see it though...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Woke up to thinking a tent full of men were at my beck and call.It was my duvet wrapped up like a tent and sadly no men.just an illusion

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By *ot to giggleWoman
46 weeks ago

Coventry

are our thoughts a reality or just a perception of what we could be. Who is behind our eyes, is there a team of little people changing oiling the cog and changing where they go.

who is responsible for our thoughts and our motivation to move forward to the next part - how do we cope with boredom and excitement.

and who is actually masterbating woody

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
46 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

[Removed by poster at 21/04/24 08:52:30]

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"are our thoughts a reality or just a perception of what we could be. Who is behind our eyes, is there a team of little people changing oiling the cog and changing where they go.

who is responsible for our thoughts and our motivation to move forward to the next part - how do we cope with boredom and excitement.

and who is actually masterbating woody "

But who is behind the who?

Who is behind the little people?

It's you Giggles - all of it.

You are the unreal real around which everythingnothing revolves.

So it's you tossing off Woddy .

Woody - you're winning .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Woke up to thinking a tent full of men were at my beck and call.It was my duvet wrapped up like a tent and sadly no men.just an illusion"

Awww...I mean, in most "real" world circumstances, duvets are more reliable than men (any human).

So you haven't lost out on that much really x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"[Granny's post was just an illusion at 21/04/24 08:52:30]"

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! "
lol hey woody he was only kidding

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

These are the four truths "the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering." So basically we are all suffering

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! lol hey woody he was only kidding "

Woody is currently in a vat of goo living his best life.

Maybe...

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"These are the four truths "the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering." So basically we are all suffering "

Antonio Buddheras?

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! lol hey woody he was only kidding

Woody is currently in a vat of goo living his best life.

Maybe..."
klunge maybe

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"These are the four truths "the truth of suffering, the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the end of suffering, and the truth of the path that leads to the end of suffering." So basically we are all suffering

Antonio Buddheras?"
The masked Hispanic crusader bit like being on here

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! lol hey woody he was only kidding

Woody is currently in a vat of goo living his best life.

Maybe...klunge maybe "

Next username noted: KlungeVatNeo...

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By *TG3Man
46 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Namaste Fred

Nowmasturbate Woody

Fred!!!! DO NOT MASTURBATE ME!! lol hey woody he was only kidding

Woody is currently in a vat of goo living his best life.

Maybe...klunge maybe

Next username noted: KlungeVatNeo..."
No its obvious RoboCopAlottaSex

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By *ot to giggleWoman
46 weeks ago

Coventry


"are our thoughts a reality or just a perception of what we could be. Who is behind our eyes, is there a team of little people changing oiling the cog and changing where they go.

who is responsible for our thoughts and our motivation to move forward to the next part - how do we cope with boredom and excitement.

and who is actually masterbating woody

But who is behind the who?

Who is behind the little people?

It's you Giggles - all of it.

You are the unreal real around which everythingnothing revolves.

So it's you tossing off Woddy .

Woody - you're winning ."

its like the room of mirrors - into infinity .... trying to work out which is the real woody!!!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
46 weeks ago

St Leonards


"are our thoughts a reality or just a perception of what we could be. Who is behind our eyes, is there a team of little people changing oiling the cog and changing where they go.

who is responsible for our thoughts and our motivation to move forward to the next part - how do we cope with boredom and excitement.

and who is actually masterbating woody

But who is behind the who?

Who is behind the little people?

It's you Giggles - all of it.

You are the unreal real around which everythingnothing revolves.

So it's you tossing off Woddy .

Woody - you're winning .

its like the room of mirrors - into infinity .... trying to work out which is the real woody!!! "

Woody - Offer; Infinite wanks. Time period; Eternity.

Contact: Giggles.

Don't contact: Antonio Buddheras

.

(PS - as some mathematicians postulate an infinity of infinities, you could probably also indulge ALL your kinks for eternity as well. Simultaneously. And at the same time to boot ).

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