FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Thesaurus 2.0

By *weet Lisa OP TV/TS
37 weeks ago

Crawley

When you read something on a profile and you have to work out what is actually meant. I'll start with:

I'm discreet.- My wife'll kill if she finds out.

I'm discreet.- Wouldn't be seen dead with you in public.

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By *tormchasingCouple
37 weeks ago

Essex

Fill in later - I'm never going to fill this in

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By *ndtheswingersMan
37 weeks ago

colchester

Don't want to fuck the whole site- I want to fuck the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Not here for penpals- wants to enter your fanny and never know your name

Here for a good time not a long time - ill be here for as long as I can get away with cheating

Respectful gentleman - absolute bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Fill in late. - I’m never going to fill in, I’m a woman and I know you want Fanny!

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

BBC only doesn't like adverts spoiling her programs

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
37 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Not my first rodeo - I haven't a clue, but I've seen porn!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
37 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Face pic with first message

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I don't have a specific type - will fuck anyone.

Nice and respectful - future serial killer

No penpals - I don't have a personality and just rely on my penis

Connection is key - I like boobs

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By *tormchasingCouple
37 weeks ago

Essex

Alpha male - a bit of a dickhead

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

[Removed by poster at 21/04/24 08:25:21]

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

"I don't have a specific type - will fuck anyone.

Nice and respectful - future serial killer

No penpals - I don't have a personality and just rely on my penis

Connection is key - I like boobs

Lady, I told you all that in confidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Can’t accommodate. - don’t or can or will or won’t - I’ll let you know later if I know you’re not a crazy stalker type.

Can accommodate - slut

Can’t travel - lazy .

Can travel - desperate for a shag.

You can’t win with these ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...

Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.

You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.

I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.

The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Apologies for the pedentary but you want a dictionary, not a thesaurus.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...

Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.

You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.

I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.

The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote

You're pushing it

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By *ackformore100Man
37 weeks ago

Tin town

"No Asians or Blacks "just my preference" = ...

Can't accommodate = I live with my parents and they're strict Christians.

You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.

I won't bite, unless you want me to = I'm never gonna get laid.

The sun makes me horny = block me ugly coyote

You're pushing it"

Push it real good... You'll thank me for that ear worm

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

Webcam or cybersex in interests - keyboard wanker, never going to meet.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Dom - I read a book about it once.

Sub - someone told me about a book once.

Switch - read all the books. Still no fucking idea. Have you? Thought not. Let's shag anyway.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
37 weeks ago

Neath valley.

"Don't want to fuck the whole site- I want to fuck the whole site"

Exactly

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
37 weeks ago

Neath valley.

"Not here for penpals- wants to enter your fanny and never know your name

Here for a good time not a long time - ill be here for as long as I can get away with cheating

Respectful gentleman - absolute bastard"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
37 weeks ago

Bradford

Can't accommodate or travel

Then how you going to meet .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

“ I’m leaving “

but I’m not, I’m going to hang around and watch random internet people be fake nice to me.

The mr

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
37 weeks ago

Travelling

"Can't accommodate or travel

Then how you going to meet ."

Local hotel? Not really a rocket science.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"BBC only doesn't like adverts spoiling her programs"
im glad I’m not the only 1 that chuckles to this

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Looking for vwe 8 inches plus

Fanny like a yawning hippo

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By *mmaleiaWoman
37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Can't accommodate or travel

Then how you going to meet ."
in your car round the corner obvs

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
37 weeks ago

Neath valley.

I don't have a specific type- I will fuck anyone with a fanny

I am discreet- I will tell all my mates I fucked a right goer on fab.

I am honestly a nice guy- just cheating on my Mrs.

I will stick to boundaries.- I will try to get you to do more in the meet.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
37 weeks ago

Neath valley.

I only meet guys with 9" plus- bigger rooms need bigger furniture

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By *ommander_StraxMan
37 weeks ago

Telford

VWE only! BBC/ITV preferred! Been on the site a few years and no meets.

(Usually means my friend Shirley said her fella has a 19inch long wangle and that anything below is small. Fanny likely echos when you talk near it due to her shoving everything short of the fridge up there to prepare for the incoming onslaught of massive winklers. Also likely smells of exotic cheeses.)

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.

Sounds like a reasonable set of filters to me

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
37 weeks ago

Travelling

Respectful - the actual opposite

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By *uctifanoWoman
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

How are you? = FAF

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

You're beautiful - haven't seen your face would compliment anything to get a fuck.

Mrs

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

"VWE only! BBC/ITV preferred! Been on the site a few years and no meets.

sooo wrong and soooo laughed at this

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Can lick for hours - never touched a woman.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

unable to send face pic due to job = think the wife is also on here

need discretion due to job = think my boss is also on the site

discreet daytime meets = shit need to make sure my boss and my wife dont find out

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

great oral skills = lick like a dying camel at the water hole and no idea how to use my cock

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
37 weeks ago

Travelling

“See how things go” - not a clue what they’re doing

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
37 weeks ago

Cheshire

New but not new to the site - Got caught out last time.

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By *cLovin2Man
37 weeks ago

Reading

"unable to send face pic due to job = think the wife is also on here

need discretion due to job = think my boss is also on the site

discreet daytime meets = shit need to make sure my boss and my wife dont find out

Will not send face pic - I think my boss is banging my wife

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By *ommander_StraxMan
37 weeks ago

Telford

To be fair, I’ll happily send a face pic… when we chat. We do both work in jobs where we just can’t put our face pics public. And yes, it is a pain in the arse. Wish we could, would make it so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Oh this had me snickering in public

- Open to regular or one offs = will take what I can get

- genuine/respectful/nice = will be like that until I get what I want with you then I'm over it & on to the next, or will breadcrumb you til it suits me

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By *arley QuimWoman
37 weeks ago

Somewhere

Not my 1st rodeo - Never been on Fab before.

I know how this works - No, you don't.

Lost my verifications - Where? Down the back of the sofa?

I can breathe through my ears - Fuck me! You're a medical marvel!

I can lick all night - See above ^

Here for a good time not a long time - Oh do fuck off you utter Cockwomble!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

- Happy to be friends = will be a little patient until I get an opportunity to take it further or something more certain comes along

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

You must be at least 6.5" tall, built like a lean Adonis, hung with at least 10" = not looking to meet.

Sounds like a reasonable set of filters to me

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Respectful = will wait till 3rd message to send you a picture of my dick

Patient = will wait until 5th message to ask I'd you FAF

Clean = I've dipped my cock in every fanny going and I'll shower before we meet.

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By *weet Lisa OP TV/TS
37 weeks ago

Crawley

I'm convincing.- You'll be convinced I'm a tranny.

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By *ellhungvweMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Not vanilla = missionary is as far as I will go.

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By *weet Lisa OP TV/TS
37 weeks ago

Crawley

I'll do one from my own profile to be fair.

"Hi. I'd like to meet a lady who's interested in meeting a crossdresser for fun and a play or just having a coffee and a chat..."- Really desperate for a shag.

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By *antasyFrolicksWoman
37 weeks ago

Behind The Bales

If you want to know more just ask..

Please please dont ask.. ever..

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Looking for exceptional = Cunt/s

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

I’m a () year old male and I’m looking to meet couples & females = I lack imagination.

Naturally Dom, but I can switch = I like pounding women doggy, but if it gets my nuts wet, I’ll let her go on top.

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By *ife NinjaMan
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Exceptional = we're not touching you, you fat bastard

Professional = we have a job that makes us think we're better than you

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Naturally sub - I like you to do all the hard work

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

'Been told I...'

I'm not able to say anything with certainty and I have no outstanding or attractive features

Such as

Been told 1 look young for my age =

I tried to order a shandy when I was underage with my mates. I'm now 63 but probably 76.

Been told I'm the perfect Dom = I expect you to do all the work and bark instructions for more of what I expect. Once saw a clip for 50 Shades.

Always patient = I'll pretend to agree to a social but my hands will be all over you, before we get inside.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

Bicurious with the right couple = already exhausted all of the gay and bi men I can get to fuck me

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By *ags73Man
37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Apologies for the pedentary but you want a dictionary, not a thesaurus."

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

On single male profiles " my wife knows I'm on here and is ok with it"

Really means my wife does not know I'm on here .

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
37 weeks ago

Travelling

“She wants her first bi experience” - no, she doesn’t. You do.

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By *hunkynGirthyMan
37 weeks ago

Barnsley

Haha all are funny

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
37 weeks ago

Neath valley.

great oral skills = lick like a dying camel at the water hole and no idea how to use my cock"

Now this made me giggle

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
37 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Easier to message me on Kik [insert handle] = I spend my whole time wanking

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
37 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"curious to try pegging" = curious to suck dick

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
37 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"Curious to suck dick" = I've already sucked dick

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By *evils PuddingCouple
37 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Message me on snap = send nudes

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