FabSwingers.com forum: If sex is health, how are you right now?

By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'd be dead

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Dead long ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Low power mode

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By *eliWoman
35 weeks ago

Brimming with vitality and vigour.

And come.

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By *ellhungvweMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed.

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By *eliWoman
35 weeks ago

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed."

But that means two forum users in a row actually have sex.

Whoah. Did not expect that.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
35 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Deaths door

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

How do you survive op

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By *an Holo-Man
35 weeks ago

Yorkshire Dales

Deaths door

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

It is true the gp goes on at me why you not got healthy sex life It is a battle gp too many talk bollocks and I am not into games unless naked twister.

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By *ellhungvweMan
35 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed.

But that means two forum users in a row actually have sex.

Whoah. Did not expect that."

We will probably get a lifetime ban for that Meli

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"I'd be dead"
I would be the same as well.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

How do you survive op

"
Hi becs. I survive very easily, the longer the time goes, the easier it gets and you?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

I'd be in a coma

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
35 weeks ago

Wherever

Nonexistent but that’s okay.

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By *emorefridaCouple
35 weeks ago

La la land

Full of life, can't beat morning sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'd be decomposing in my coffin

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By *ew couple4youCouple
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

Should be like the energiser bunny’s but sitting on the sofa eating a packet of mini eggs at 9 in the morning so maybe not lol

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By *OYFBWoman
35 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Receiving last rites

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By *undee2Man
35 weeks ago

Dundee

I'm still alive and grooving

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
35 weeks ago

IPSWICH

6ft under.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Long time dead

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By *ir-March-a-lotMan
35 weeks ago

london

I’d be on a life support machine

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By *ockforplay66Man
35 weeks ago

Southampton/isle of wight/ everywhere

Dead and buried 12 months ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Right now? I need CPR.

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By *k62023Man
35 weeks ago

Enfield

If sex with your right hand counts, then I'm one of the healthiest guys in the world - if it doesn't, I might need to check my pulse....

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
35 weeks ago

Essex

Olympic athlete levels of health

(Yes - I’m smug.)

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

used defibrillator - slight pulse

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By *a LunaWoman
35 weeks ago

South Wales

Dead. Waiting to be buried.

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By *agatoXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Already cremated and scattered.

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By *ookie46Woman
35 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Desperately needing first aid

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
35 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Pretty good but in need of some plasters

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

We would both be taking part in triathalons for fun.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
35 weeks ago

Next Door

"Would be doing star jumps all day. No trips to the doctors needed."

Dislike braggers

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Feeling energized

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Gosh looks like sex went out with covid.

Op how do we repair this health of ours?

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By *anny_stevensMan
35 weeks ago

holytown

Long dead, basically walking dead at this rate

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
35 weeks ago

Leicester

Very much dead

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
35 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Would be dead four years ago

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By *CLM87Woman
35 weeks ago

Derbyshire

I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"Long dead, basically walking dead at this rate"

Surely the wanking dead

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
35 weeks ago

Travelling

"I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

Blimey girl!

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By *avexxMan
35 weeks ago

cheshire

"I'd be top peak

Friday night a good few times and sat morning with fwb.. then 4some with fwb and another couple last night

Blimey girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Dead! Long dead

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Derby

I was fixed this morning

Miss S x

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By *eliWoman
35 weeks ago

"I was fixed this morning

Miss S x"

Yaaaaaaay!

What a return you glorious hussy.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
35 weeks ago

Manchester

"It would be fun to see how your health would be, if how much sex you have would be it lol, mine wouldnt be so good

In a coma that I occasionally wake up from, only to slip back into it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Real good. I’d probably be as healthy as you are in real life, Shag.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If sex is health, I'm embalmed and mummified. Of course, as a TV, mummified is my preferred state (Geddit? Geddit?)

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By *ad NannaWoman
35 weeks ago

East London

About as healthy as I am now; which isn't great, but I'm not dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Absolute ash.

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By *JcuriousCouple
35 weeks ago

Derby

"I was fixed this morning

Miss S x

Yaaaaaaay!

What a return you glorious hussy.

Couldn't stay away too long, missed your beautiful face

Miss S x

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Gosh looks like sex went out with covid.

Op how do we repair this health of ours?

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Hi becs, yes, few years before covid too, yes, we have to repair it in some ways as well

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By *ornucopiaMan
35 weeks ago

Bexley

If people who use this, of all sites, aren't getting any sex then what does this and similar threads say about most of them?

Is this a gathering place for no-hopers (present company excepted, of course)?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I need a shot. Stat!!!!

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By *mie subCDTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Doncaster

I’ll be quite ill bed bound lol

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

In need of a top up session

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By *ittleJohn5Man
35 weeks ago

Wickham Market

Dead ??

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By *uckslut and MCouple
35 weeks ago

Poole

I'm (Mrs) a hypochondriac, complaining I don't get enough! But then if I don't get it morning , noon and night, while complaining GB's are not a GB if it's less than 20 men. I need a perscription for elelastic knickes. So they can go up and down quicker.

Mr's reply is I do my best, and even get mates in to help me out! He dose do very well in keeping me satisfied. I'm just greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Recovering slowly following resuscitation....

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By *uckslut and MCouple
35 weeks ago

Poole

I do get more than average, so very much alive and thriving!

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By *arry monk40Man
35 weeks ago

Telford

I'm a corpse

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By *ustJ69Man
35 weeks ago

Warrington

Just been read my last rites.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Needing some CPR

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"If people who use this, of all sites, aren't getting any sex then what does this and similar threads say about most of them?

Is this a gathering place for no-hopers (present company excepted, of course)?"

I do not consider anyone a no hoper.

Various reasons why some of us do not reply to wanna fuckkk first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Jobs get in the way

May not fancy them

Each to own.

Covid stopped some of us meeting.

If it takes a year to connect so be it I and others are not 2nd fiddle to am horny first messages.

Or anything else.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
35 weeks ago

Leeds

Very much alive.

Mrs

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By *ornucopiaMan
35 weeks ago

Bexley

I guess that having plenty of sex helps with having a sense of humour in the forum!

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By *uffnmuffCouple
35 weeks ago

London

Alive and thriving and feeling super fit x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
35 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Dead and buried

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By *iscean_dreamMan
35 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'd feel like I'd had the elixir of life if sex made you healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Currently not great

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By *elboy1978Man
35 weeks ago

Fellgate

I would be dead

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By *ife NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Dunfermline

A priest has just visited and administered the last rites

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

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By *alm_one4Man
35 weeks ago

RM16

Dehydrated

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By *ildmanYorksMan
35 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Comatose

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

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why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
35 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'm being read the last rites......

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By *hunkynGirthyMan
35 weeks ago

Barnsley

Average health could do with a hit more nourishment ha

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
35 weeks ago

Southampton

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

Not all blue pills are viagra ya know

... wayfaring 3mg are blue diazepam 10mg are blue....

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By *illnatMan
35 weeks ago

wherever i need to be

I’d be in intensive care being kept alive by manual means self caring means lol

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By *lueLotusWoman
35 weeks ago

the wilderness

90%

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Brown bread and rotted away

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By *iaisonseekerMan
35 weeks ago

Liverpool

Successful convalescence in PDI this week just gone

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *434funMan
35 weeks ago

cronton

Anyone got a defibrillator

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Practically flatlining

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

" I’m lacking in sex. I should be prescribed sex at least three times a day to keep a sexy woman healthy

Well I can fill your prescription

why do I feel you would be giving me blue pills?

Not all blue pills are viagra ya know

... wayfaring 3mg are blue diazepam 10mg are blue....

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

My paracetamol half white half dark blue.

Amphets are blue

Hydrochloride pills blue

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Change your life go meet people or chat nicely on here. What to lose ..op

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

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By *otsossieMan
35 weeks ago

Chesterfield

About on a par either way

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
35 weeks ago

Wirral

I'd be fit as a butcher's dog right now

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By *enk15Man
35 weeks ago

Evesham

I'd probably have a mild headache.

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By *azzercanMan
35 weeks ago

stevenage

Hung overdue haha

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By *hilloutMan
35 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd be dead"

Yep, this would be me at present.

A miraculous resurrection with glowing health is expected in 10 days time however

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By *esthetic21Man
35 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Dead

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By *onnyGibbMan
35 weeks ago

Peterborough

Eaten by the worms.

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By *OYFBWoman
35 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

"Receiving last rites "

Death rattle…

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Pops in to the thread, pops right back out...!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Dead

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By *hagTonight OP Man
35 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
35 weeks ago

Middle England

Fit as a fiddle

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'd be admitted for observation, thanks to mother nature grrrrrr.

Good news is I'm due to be discharged today or tomorrow

Mrs

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By *hagTonight OP Man
34 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Fully Charged

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
34 weeks ago

your head

Dying

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Very unhealthy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I’m in rehab

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By *ipsforlipsMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

On life-support, waiting for the healing visit from my hot-nurse

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By *aughty but nice...Man
34 weeks ago

Staffs

Very healthy indeed

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By *hris 1000200Man
34 weeks ago

kells

I need "CPR" ,,I'm Flat lining" help

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By *anny_stevensMan
34 weeks ago

holytown

Finally got resurrected last night

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By *lappyMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester

pushing up the daisies

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By *icketToRudeCouple
34 weeks ago

Wellingborough

If only it did relate! I'd be feeling half my age and as healthy as such too

(Mr)

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By *arkus1812Man
34 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

As I am already in Life's departure lounge the next step would be the arrival of my plane to take me to my final destination, will it be Heaven or will it be Hell?

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