FabSwingers.com forum: What can Fab do for you today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

If you could arrange one thing from Fab today, what would it be?

I’m out, because I’m busy, but if I wasn’t…

I’d iron my best shirt and pants and ask a very hot super sexy rampantly sex crazed woman to join me for a tasting menu at a fantastic Resteraunt. We’d enjoy the food and wine then go back to a hotel room and rearrange the furniture and work on our cardio and flexibility exercises, and possibly learn some new knots.

Or a coffee date.

What about you? What could fab do do you?

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By *ake_or_deathMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester

Provide me with lots of pictures of lovely boobs as I'll be home all day trying to shift a minor cold.

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By *eliWoman
41 weeks ago

Woody, do you know what Fab could do for me today? Find you that person. I don't know if it's possible for a man to spontaneously cumbust but I feel you will soon.

I'm good. Fab doesn't need to arrange/sort anything out for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Nothing. I don't want any pretty penis today thankyou.

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By *dam1971Man
41 weeks ago

Bedford

A message from someone awesome

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By *illie fitMan
41 weeks ago

Bournemouth

A coffee with a lady that’s interested in art

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

Cuddles to aid my afternoon nap and/or a coffee date

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

I don’t even know any more.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Somebody pick me up & take me to Brighton for the day, haven’t been there in 14 years

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By *weetiepie99Woman
41 weeks ago

cardiff

Provide a lovely/lively funny man with good conversation to take me for a Sunday roast then a walk on the beach. Followed by a good film while he is massaging my feet!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

"I don’t even know any more. "

Have you completed Fab?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

"I don’t even know any more.

Have you completed Fab?

Perhaps I have.

So do I leave now? Do I get a badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Nothing I don’t want anything from this place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"I don’t even know any more.

Have you completed Fab?

Perhaps I have.

So do I leave now? Do I get a badge?"

You’re promoted.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
41 weeks ago

Chester

" We’d enjoy the food and wine then go back to a hotel room and rearrange the furniture and work on our cardio and flexibility exercises, and possibly learn some new knots.

This with no time constraint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"Somebody pick me up & take me to Brighton for the day, haven’t been there in 14 years "

I thought just yesterday when the sun finally shown its face how nice a day at the beach would be.

Fish and chips.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
41 weeks ago

Stratford

"I don’t even know any more.

Have you completed Fab?

Perhaps I have.

So do I leave now? Do I get a badge?"

You become a trainer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"Woody, do you know what Fab could do for me today? Find you that person. I don't know if it's possible for a man to spontaneously cumbust but I feel you will soon.

… "

Is that where my penis grows and pos like a pimple ?

Best Fallout quote yet!

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Toast and Jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"Toast and Jam

You can make your own you know!!

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Toast and Jam

You can make your own you know!!

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I don't eat jam but i fancy it

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Provide a lovely/lively funny man with good conversation to take me for a Sunday roast then a walk on the beach. Followed by a good film while he is massaging my feet!"
I retract my reply & opt for this version

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By *mmaleiaWoman
41 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Somebody pick me up & take me to Brighton for the day, haven’t been there in 14 years

I thought just yesterday when the sun finally shown its face how nice a day at the beach would be.

Fish and chips. "
. Fish n chips on the beach ignoring the seagulls trying to dive bomb, while watching the waves!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
41 weeks ago

Wherever

I can’t today.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
41 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Fuck all as got everything that I need

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A message from a lovely lady, hopefully progressing to meets if we get on

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

If fab could arrange for me to stop being unwell that would be err fab... otherwise a naked butler to look after me for the day would fo .

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By *ax6593Man
41 weeks ago

tyneside

Help with hang over

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Help with hang over

Pint of water , d*unk slowly followed by a bacon butty and a cup of sweet tea.... sorted

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By *ackformore100Man
41 weeks ago

Tin town

"If you could arrange one thing from Fab today, what would it be?

I’m out, because I’m busy, but if I wasn’t…

Or a coffee date.

What about you? What could fab do do you?

Wallpaper my bedroom so I can go and play golf in the sun please.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it should continue to underwhelm me as it has of late Woody.

I've already planned a day offline.... nay offgrid ( phone too ) - and t.v. come to that - so that I can do many things much more worthwhile

If you see me on here chase me off ! and let me know how much i've let my mother down, my father down , the whole of fab down and worse of all eider.

Tra for now

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By *ax6593Man
41 weeks ago

tyneside

"Help with hang over

Pint of water , d*unk slowly followed by a bacon butty and a cup of sweet tea.... sorted"

Sounds like a good idea

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Fab could provide me with a steady stream of boobs in the inbox - that would be nice.

Other than that nothing.

Mrs

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By *ot to giggleWoman
41 weeks ago

Coventry

mmmm finish the house work and find me someone to take control and not go floppy and deflect on a conversation, to take control and lead the way - and to fuck like rabbits all afternoon !

quiet Sunday it is then

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
41 weeks ago

Maidstone

Sigh. Just some positive attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

A lazy smoochy hug filled day with my favourite fab man and a massive roast dinner, finished off with some movies!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Find me a no bs man, pref a tattooed silver fox, beard optional, who will actually turn up.

Failing that make me a coffee I need more caffeine.

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By *agatoXXXMan
41 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Bring me tea and toast at regular intervals.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

If everyone can stop taking what I say seriously, that would be great thanks.

The mr

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By *inx000Couple
41 weeks ago

Manchester

"If you could arrange one thing from Fab today, what would it be?

I’m out, because I’m busy, but if I wasn’t…

Or a coffee date.

What about you? What could fab do do you?

Oh Woody my inbox is eagerly waiting for your invitation..let's go

Also I need a new exercise partner to help with my bum squats

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By *JcuriousCouple
41 weeks ago

Derby

Hopefully buy me a plane ticket to somewhere hot

Miss S x

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By *inx000Couple
41 weeks ago

Manchester

"Hopefully buy me a plane ticket to somewhere hot

Miss S x"

I'm with you on this one

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By *orbidden eastMan
41 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

A quick fondle and a cup of tea

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By *inx000Couple
41 weeks ago

Manchester

I'd love nothing more than a lazy day,Netflix and Ice cream laid in bed next to a naked hot sexy guy that smells amazing;-)

Cuddles,soft stokes,slow sensual kisses and him playing with my hair.

Then make use of the leftover Ice cream

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

Cheer me up please?

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By *inx000Couple
41 weeks ago

Manchester

"A quick fondle and a cup of tea "

Could do with both of them right about now

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By *inx000Couple
41 weeks ago

Manchester

"Cheer me up please?

Chin up girl,keep smiling your beautiful

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
41 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Bring back that one guy that was just everything and more, just for one more day

S xxx

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By *onkey 2023Man
41 weeks ago

Cross Hands

"I'd love nothing more than a lazy day,Netflix and Ice cream laid in bed next to a naked hot sexy guy that smells amazing;-)

Cuddles,soft stokes,slow sensual kisses and him playing with my hair.

Then make use of the leftover Ice cream

Leftover ice cream...theres’s NEVER any leftover ice cream...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
41 weeks ago

Essex

Today fab is a distraction.

I don’t want to adult anymore.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Cheer me up please?

Chin up girl,keep smiling your beautiful

Thank you beautiful xx

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
41 weeks ago

Southampton

"Today fab is a distraction.

I don’t want to adult anymore."

I saw a great t-shirt on a website that said " wine, because adulting is difficult af" ...

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By *ortney CocksWoman
41 weeks ago

To help me find my mojo

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
41 weeks ago

peterborough

Lol, absolutely nothing

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By *hagTonightMan
41 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

I would like a coffee date

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By *layfulguy123Man
41 weeks ago

strat

"To help me find my mojo "

What’s wrong with your mojo? Sure there are many ways to help find it

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Bring back that one guy that was just everything and more, just for one more day

S xxx"

Second this

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By *layfulguy123Man
41 weeks ago

strat

I have a week off work then on nights

Would love to make some plans even if it was just a movie of coffee with someone who wants company

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By *ortney CocksWoman
41 weeks ago

"To help me find my mojo

What’s wrong with your mojo? Sure there are many ways to help find it "
I just feel meh

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By *layfulguy123Man
41 weeks ago

strat

"To help me find my mojo

What’s wrong with your mojo? Sure there are many ways to help find it I just feel meh "

Always here if fancy a chat?

I know what it can be like to have those down days and sometimes a good chin wag can make you feel better

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By *ake_or_deathMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester

"Provide me with lots of pictures of lovely boobs as I'll be home all day trying to shift a minor cold."

Astonishingly, I did actually receive a picture of lovely boobs as a result of this. So Fab did provide me with what I needed today.

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
41 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"Bring back that one guy that was just everything and more, just for one more day

S xxx

Second this

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By *oofer1Man
41 weeks ago

consett

Some dirty messsges xx

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By *rispyDuckMan
41 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Could the fab gods ordered me a pizza please or send nudes?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
41 weeks ago

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I’m not sure actually….. a sports massage would be lush followed by some yummy food and maybe cuddles

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By *layfulguy123Man
41 weeks ago

strat

"I’m not sure actually….. a sports massage would be lush followed by some yummy food and maybe cuddles

Love giving massages

Normally everyone is so far away haha

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By *ortney CocksWoman
41 weeks ago

"To help me find my mojo

What’s wrong with your mojo? Sure there are many ways to help find it I just feel meh

Always here if fancy a chat?

I know what it can be like to have those down days and sometimes a good chin wag can make you feel better

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thank you

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